Saturday, September 15, 2007

Ironboy: Payback is a bitch.

I found out Inertia is a punk. I can't believe I fell for his stupid "big butts" crap. Ah well. Seriously though he thinks he has a chance with our resident Princess? Please!

That inbred clone talks like he doesn't have a brain in his head. What's a "grife" anyway? While me? Well I'm Vella's intellectual equal. Well not when she's acting childish. Any way it's about time for my payback to kick in.

I watch Thadeus talk to Spoiler. " Hey How do i smell?"

" Awful! What did you do? Roll around something in the back yard?" I try to stifle my laugh.

" Ah ya don't no nothin!" He drawls. " My Body spray is supposed have chicks all over me, but it must not work on moms or somethin'."

She just stares " Your an idiot ,and besides Saiyan girl isn't here, and every other girl finds you nauseating. So you don't need body spray. Please for evreyone's sake take a shower. "

" Oh yeah watch this! When I go to town I'm gonna get mobbed by the hotties!" Inertia brags. He walks outside And screams i watch him run by well until he pours the speed on.




What did I do? I replaced the body spray that supposedly attracts girls with. With Well look at Inertia's date.






I changed it with Hatchet Body Spray for girl zombies. Inertia's night is going to be interesting.



After getting Thad back I thought my night would get better, but no I see this at a local store.


Dammit! I'm alone while that ass Tony gets a hot blonde? I'm going to go stare at Black Widow

4 comments:

Ravager said...

Why is her head in front of his crotch? Somebody's gonna get scraped knees. Come one, Iron Lad, there's bound to be a girl in West City willing to date you.

Black Widow said...

keep it up and I am going to bend you over my knee and give you a spanking

Anthony Stark Ironboy said...

Ravager: Don't ask me what Carol is doing But from the look on Tony's face he enjoys it. And Thanks I think I'll go looking for her.

Black Widow : Sweet!

Vince Briefs said...

RRR.. gra! GRAAAAAAGH!