Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Vincent: Laying the smack down.

You know there's only so much I can take. Bats wanted Cass to protect Gotham while he was gone to some JLA thing. She brought us all along. And I heard some monster thing in a Batman suit Yelling threats and Curse words at Cass.


She ignored him, and went on to the sector she was going to protect, me I wasn't going to let it go. “Want to say any of that stuff again jerk?" I challenge.

“Who are you funny hair?" He growls.

"Okay you can't talk, freak feet. Now you want to lay off talking about Batgirl or do I have to hurt you?"

He laughs "How are you gonna hurt me squirt?"

I smirk. “Ever hear of a saiyan? We don't like people talking about our girlfriends."

He gets in my face. “Ah, you're the one she's seducing. Let me tell you something, Batman is forcing the bat family and Spoiler to like her. She's a murderer pure and simple she always was one she’s put your little team together so you can kill people for her. She doesn't love you, she's using you, you pitiful little fool."


I punch him through a super villain bar. "Your mouth just made a debt your body can't pay!" I Shout chasing him through the wall I bull through the bar idiots and go after troll boy.

He lands a lucky punch that smacks me into a car. “Poor deluded fool. Batman should fire that evil bitch, and put her in prison."

“Anything she did wrong she did while drugged!" I try to educate this loser, but he laughs, and says that was a conspiracy between Cass and Deathstroke.


He ends up with my foot in his mouth. “Stop lying about her! People are going to start believing you and not trust her!"


“No one should trust her!" He grabs on to me and runs through a building. He then throws me into the sky." You can still be a true hero join me in my crusade to rid the city of that assassin!"

I had the only one answer for that. I fly at him going into a rage.


He throws a right cross I dodge and I elbow him in the jaw. "Ptui! He spits out blood you’re strong kid you made me bleed just not strong enough."

I grin. “This is just the tip of the iceberg of my power." I power up a little bit more, not enough to become a super saiyan I'm not wasting the energy of a transformation on this loser.

He can't match my speed and strength now. I beat him down and demand he apologize to Cass.

"Never!" he replies.

“Then I'm going to beat one out of you!" After a bunch of punches that break the street, A Hand grabs me “Vincent stop!"

It's Iron Lad “What you want some too?"

“No, but you won, he's crying you've caused enough damage walk away."

“What did he do?" Spoiler asked. I told her about all the stuff he said about Cass. Then she runs over and kicks him. "You don't diss my best friend!"

While Inertia taunted the monster with yells of "Cry baby!" And you got whupped!" Stark and Steph argued.

“He shouldn't have stated this fight look at all the damage he did." Anthony badgers.

"Oh and he's not supposed to protect his girlfriend's honor? It's sweet in its own saiyany way. That and he crushed my high school! I don't have to take that Algebra Test tomorrow! In fact I get to sleep in! Thank you Vince!"

Batman shows up and lectures me on how “If I want to be a hero, and date his adopted daughter that I'll have to act more responsibly with my powers." Also I “shouldn’t pick fights with the deranged." He then called mom. When I got home I was greeted by this.






I get the same lecture, about starting fights but higher pitched, and louder. Then I get the old " I’m grounded' routine."

Dad glares at me then says. “Did you kick his ass?"

“I made him cry."

Dad's reaction was what I'd expect.

“Good Boy."

Around midnight Cass knocked on my window.

I met her on the roof. “Are you going to lecture me too?"

“I don't care... about that... I let Red X get away... and Batman will know ... about it. I think him ... um already does."

“Cass why did you do that?" I ask.

“Complicated." Was all I get in answer. Then she changed the subject. "If batman fires me... and I'm not Batgirl anymore will you still love me?"

“Cass... I start then see something out of the corner of my eye, in the guest House Vella was making out with Red X. “GET OFF MY SISTER!" I scream

Cass looks bewildered “huh?"

I fly to the house and am about to go after the criminal, when Vel stops me with her stupid ring.

“Vincent! You don't understand!"

“That you're swapping spit with a thief! I understand that! I mean first you apparently have something with Kon on LGS3, but you were supposedly not in your right mind okay, but this what the hell Jason may be a jerk but he doesn't deserve this!"


She growls “First off you're my brother not my father! Second me and Jason were never exclusive, what I do is my own business, and finally every time you open your mouth you prove that you're an idiot!"

She storms out, and I go back to Cass to find she's gone Shit. It's only me, and the freaking Loch Ness Monster we put in the pool the other day. Oh yeah Dad told me to take that back to Scotland. Looks like I'll have plenty of time now.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Anthony Stark the second AKA Ironboy: Batgirl is crazy

Before I got here, these guys had elected creepy ninja girl to lead them. What were they thinking? She's okay and all but she's not leader material. Problem she's got our physically strongest member at her beck and call.



And Vella will go with Vincent, and of course Spoiler sides with Cassandra, Inertia sides with anything with boobs. Slobo? He doesn't really care about anything, Except "Fraggin'" and "Nita" Who ever the hell that is. Oh and Justice? Well when she bothers to show up she thinks of Batgirl as "family".


Man and guess what else she does? Instead of letting me improve my armor, she’s making me waste time with her learning martial arts. And the weirdo lets me hit her. I've seen her dodge bullets, and she just stands still, and takes a punch I threw. Then she comes up with this.


Ugh. For some reason Batman had us protect his city while he was off on some JLA mission. Vincent heard about this creature, that was calling Cass evil, and apparently he's been bothering Batman telling him to fire her. So Vincent decided to hunt down this thing and beat it up.

I'm patrolling around, when I hear arguing Spoiler is telling off Vella for kissing some guy in a skull mask. “The fling with Superboy is one thing but if you're going to screw around on Jason... you need to tell him it's over!"

Vel protests," It’s not what you think..." I turn my armor's audio sensors off. I have enough problems with Sky. All of the sudden I see Batgirl fighting some dude in a skull mask.



They fight a little bit then Cass stops. You... Why are you dressed like that? Are you stealing?"

“Yes, but I'm under cover you see... Wait we gotta spy."

He threw a Stark tech module that killed my armor. He had to get that from Tony or he stole it. When my armor reboots, I see this guy hit Batgirl, and jumped off I could tell that was a trick, I mean she was devastating him a second ago. I look up this guy on the net while pretending to still be out. Red X, Wanted for murder, and grand theft, and attempted murder of one Rupert Thorne.


Cassandra let this creep go a few minutes later. Nightwing shows up and keeps asking Cassandra if she's okay.


For a second I thought this might have an act, And Nightwing was really Red X until I remembered Steph had caught Vella Frenching a guy in a skull mask.

Vella isn't cheating on Jason with Red X, Jason is Red X. I call Tony After I leave and pretend like I'm going on patrol. “Tony I have to tell you something about one of your Agents Jason Todd, I think he may be moon lighting... as a thief.”

“Anthony, you need to stay out of this." He answers.

“What?" I ask.

“Let’s just say it's classified."

Is this whole thing A SHIELD Op? But still Legacy is supposed to be against that sort of thing, and we could have proven SHIELD was up to no good, and Cass lets Jason go... Why? Batman wouldn't have wanted her to do that. Is it because Jason used to a Robin? Does she have some sort of sick loyalty to him? This is complicated.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Batgirl: stupid batpoles.

We finally... have um the training... room built. Tim... Um my brother Robin. Said I have to make the ones that have been bad train more...Vince, Inertia... and Slobo, will have to stay and train longer it's not funny to put Ace ... the Bathound in a dress. Also Ironlad ... because he's mean.

When I... get into the meeting room they all start laughing... I'm confused. I look around, after a few... um seconds I get angry. “What?"

“Cass?" Asks Steph did you stay at Wayne Manor last night?"

I shurg." Yes... I live there, at times."

“And you used the Bat poles to get your costume on right?"

“What’s your point?"

Steph takes me to a mirror. Oh no.

“The poles are broken I think.” Steph giggles. I ... Hope someone isn't wearing my costume.