Sunday, March 30, 2008

Inertia: This is the Meme that doesn't end.

This is just rich Cassandra and Iron wuss are tryin have tied Vincent down and are making him get a haircut hilarious.

Opps , looks like she cut a little deep. Heh. Then Spoiler walks up to me acting all sweet, I know something's up. She never acts nice to me.

" Hey Thaddeus. " She draws my name out intentionally.

“Whattya want?" I sneer.

“Oh Nothing you've been tagged villain boy. By Nightwing She runs off laughing.
A meme huh? An ancient form of torture. Oh well.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.



1: I'm a clone of Kid Flash Though I don't have his Superboy lovin' tendencies. must be the extra Thawne blood.

2: I was created in the 30th Century; I came back here to defeat Bart.

3: I quit because I hated how my grandfather, used me as a weapon.

4: The only reason I was in Titans East, was because Slade was feeding me Velocity 9 a super speed drug, that and the hot girls.

5: This team has some hot chicks too which is why I stay around, that and they don't try to kill me.

6: Ya know some of my villain friends think Cassandra Cain is ugly. They ain't seen her like this.

I don't know if her little phase was because of Dionysus, she just didn't know she wasn't supposed to run around nude, or if she's secretly a dirty girl, but that was awesome! So I guess I get a little vengeance there Nightwing you tagged me , and I seen your little sister naked! Haw haw!


7: Vincent say he's gonna fix me up with a clone girl he knows we'll see.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Vella: MUST FIND JASON!!!

So I'm back home. And Justice asked me this question about how sex felt like. Great Mirai is going to hurt me if I make it sound too good. But I can't lie to Justice. I slap my fore head how the heck is this going to get back to Mirai?

“It’s better if you're with someone you trust. This makes what I’m going to say next really weird. But um Jason was actually pretty gentle. "

“Jason? The guy my dad works with? Red Robin?"

I roll my eyes. “I wish he'd go back to Red Hood. He looks like such a dork in that costume."

“But ... how old is he?" Justice asks.

“A year older than Tim. I think he was dead for about a year so he could so they could really be the same age."

“I don't know he looks older."

I shrug. “Dying and coming back like he did probably ages you. Don't worry no one's going to jail."



So I'm about to say more about it, when I grab a soda and drink it, Wait where did this come from? I don't know but after drinking it I feel hot and kind of turned on this makes no sense. What is this stuff? Ooh No I've been drugged someone slipped something in my Soda.

Pan Jumps out of no from behind the couch. “So is the potion working baby?" She grins. I punch her through the wall. I hope I hurt that jerk. Whatever it is it must be from Draculina, because my ring detects magic.

I've never felt like this before. Darn it. I haven't even talked to Jason since I came back, and now I kind of need him. I can't get my ki sense to find him so I ask my ring but between all the gasping all I get out is Robin.

I appear in front of Tim Drake. “Darn it! Wrong Robin! Stupid ring. "

Ugh. Can't use my will power as much as I'd like and my ki is all weird.
Drake Smiles. “Hey what are you doing here? Well I'm glad you're here though because I was wanting to set up a meeting between all the team teams... are you alright?"


“Where’s Jason?" I grunt.

“A look of disgust comes over his face.” Don't know. Don't care. You look like you need a doctor."

I tell my ring to find Red hood this time, but all I got out was Hood. I appear before this guy.

It takes me a second top recognize him he's that jerk that beat up Tigra. I knee him in the groin. I tell the Ring "Jason Todd you stupid Ring!"



Finally! He gives me that grin of his. " Couldn't stay away huh?" I grab him by his shirt and kiss him deeply " I can’t explain I need you now!'

“Wait not here in the middle of Gotham! Let's get back to my quarters at SHIELD HQ!"

GRRRR> I hate having to wait but this stuff is really reacting with me. But I wait for the few minutes it takes me to fly there. I pull Jason By his cape and throw him on the bed man I hope I don't hurt him.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Batgirl and Spoiler: memed


Spoiler: Okay this is a goofy meme that the Batman tagged us with.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours. Post the rules on your blog. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.


Well Cass you want to go first?

Batgirl: Okay.

1: I like eating cereal while wearing sweat pants on the floor.
2: Vincent does this something... That I... like see he...

Spoiler: Woah girl! You can't be putting those kinds of things up on the internet.

Batgirl: Okay.
3: My dad sucks.
4: I hate being called..."One who is all."
5: I.. Rarely talk to my mother.
6: I…Um like the fact Vincent... doesn't stay dead.
7: I stole Nightwing's bo staff.

Spoiler: My turn!

1: I drive the Batmobile when Batman isn't looking.
2: My favorite mentor was Black Canary.
3: I'm a little pissed that Oracle has autopsy picture of me, and shows them to poor kids.
4: When I was Robin I once made Bats laugh no joke.
5: My mom is getting better.
6: I did not design my costume after Moon Knight.
7: Me and Cass are just friends I like Tim stop with the Fan Fiction damn people.


Batgirl: Why do you care?"

Spoiler: It's annoying!

Batgirl: Stop reading it!

Spoiler: It's all because no one thinks I'm good enough for Robin!

Batgirl: While she... um rants. I'll just say I won't um tag anyone.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Vince: Damn Rayan.


Well this space thing has been pretty fun, Though I'm getting a little tired of the Married jokes from every one keeps spewing at me and Cass And If I'm called "Mister Cain" One more time... urgh.

Any way something weird happened when we took a rest stop on that planet. I was pissed that I couldn't get in the fighting tournament; just because I was Half saiyan then I heard this weird voice" Vincent Briefs of Sector 2814 you have great rage, Welcome to the Red Lanterns."

A red ring tried to get on my finger. I put up a ki field, and grab the thing. “I’m not joining any Corps freaking ring!" The ring kept telling me how much more power I'd have, and how I would be better than my sister if I just gave in to my anger.


It tried to tell me I should kill in my rage to dip the, lantern battery in that person's blood. to gain it's power. “There’s no way freak!" I yell I put the ring and lantern In A containment device on the ship.

It's weird that night I told Cass about it and she just sits there. Then i get this weird answer. "Are we heroes?"

“Huh? What do you mean?"

She sighs. “When Bludhaven blew up ... I thought maybe I could have stopped it If I killed The bad guys when I had the chance."

I Sigh. “Cass you're not a killer, you never were. You'd be beating yourself up over it for the rest of your life, and well the way people keep coming back it wouldn't matter in the long run. "

She smiles. “I guess we just... keep saving lives then?"

"Yup" I throw a blanket over the red ring and lantern I know my dad keeps saying crap like no survivors and stuff bit look how many times My Dad, Mirai, Goku, and Gohan have all killed Freiza. You know at some point you'd think he'd get the idea and stop coming after us. Oh well he's a dumb ass.

The next day I sensed Vella's Ki, and noticed a Final Flash. Awesome this little trip is over. We go to where I senses and see this weird cyborg woman floating in green bubble.


Stark tracks an Ion trail, to this small ship that looks like from the rebels that Justice is fighting along side. We get teleport and find that Rayan dude. For some reason he's wearing a GL outfit, and ring.

“Rayan where's Vella" I ask.

“I don't know she started to talk to herself, Then she vanished." Urgh!

I'm sick of this crap and my dumb sister just running away I get angry. What if this freak is lying what if he somehow killed her and took her ring? Though It looks nothing like her ring, his is green, hers is sort of silverish with a green jewel in middle.

I slam Rayan against the wall. “If you've done anything to her...”


Iron Lad, and Inertia grab me and pull me away before I kill the guy, “Hey Calm Down! He said Vella will be back. “Iron Lad admonishes.” Hey Batgirl, is he lying?"

“No." Cass answers. “Vince? Why are you so mad? There's no reason for it."

Then I get it I bet that damned Red Ring is manipulating me there is no way I'm letting a piece of jewelry control me. I don't know what it wants but it can't be good.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Spoiler: Attack ot the alien that wouldn't leave me alone.




All the boys were having their stupid fun of pulling pranks on different alien races. I’m beginning to think we stopped looking for Vella. And are just being stupid, and hours in a ship ugh. Vincent and Cass are constantly sparring, not the Sparring me and Cass do where you know I'm actually learning something, no it's more like they are showing off to each other. Like some kind of mating dance or something.

But worse is Inertia he keeps getting more and more hyper I think he needs to run off all his energy or something. He keeps jumping around. And trying to get me and Cass to make out.


We can only tell him so many times that we don't swing that way until Cass will cripple him in his sleep or something. Or Vincent's going to blow him up. And worse Robin keeps calling me and telling how irresponsible it was to bring Gwen along.

Nothing's tried to hurt her yet. if this were a you know alien invasion fighting thing I could see Tim's problem, but it's more like a vacation. And thankfully Slo-Bo takes a rest stop on some nice green planet.

Inertia can run around, And the rest of us can stretch our legs, Of course Anthony Stark won't take off his armor, he's almost as paranoid as Batman, he must smell like a locker room by now. But the rest of us are enjoying this

Cass Found some kind of local fighting tournament And enterd though Vincent couldn't join because of Sign in interlac saying "No Saiyans, Kryptonians or Daxamites. "

" Whattya Expect? " Slo-Bo Grunts. “You guys used ta destroy planets. Normal people don't wanna fight ya, well sane ones anyway."


“That’s unfair!" Vince whines.

At some point Inertia finds some green chick and vanishes ooh great he's going to bring back some kind of space disease I just know it. Me I get annoyed by this thing.




"C'mon Baby! Let's get to know each other a little better."

" Go. Away. Alien. Monster thing." I say.

" You know earthling here you're the alien. C’mon' why don’t you invade my bedroom?'

I sigh. “One I have a boyfriend..."

" What happens on Klytex stays on Klytex" He interrupts.

" And two I have a daughter, one who I have to watch like a hawk so please go away."

He kept hitting on me and I saw Cass walking up Aw man maybe this will make him go away, And will make a bunch of slash fic writers happy, But It'll probably get me killed. By either Vincent or Cass, But oh well.

“Um this is my girlfriend Cassandra!" I grab on to her and hug

“What?" Cass Yells. “QUIT TOUCHING ME!"

The alien looks "She doesn't seem very happy to see you. That and I watched her in the fighting tournament, she was kissing a boy who looked as if he was from the Saiyan royal blood line. "

"Well that's a fake relationship, um we don't want to advertise or love all over our city we're kinda famous you know."

Cass starts talking." And you can she's getting nervous since her words all breaking up. “Um... No... I Um... Love... “She’s so gonna rat out my lie. I know I'm going to get hurt for this but I put my hand over Cass' mouth. Please don't make me kiss her she'll break all my bones for that. That and I'll probably vomit. Not a good thing in a full face mask.

But the alien buys it. Seems like in some alien cultures putting a hand on someone's mouth is a sign of love weird, It goes away and I'm happy. Then Cass punches me.




I wake up after seeing stars for a few minutes and hearing “Stupid lying Stephanie."

After my eyes clear the alien is back.
“Seems you've had a lover's spat, I'll help you get over it." Ugh! I tried to be nice. I tried to lie to him to go away now I'm going to use pepper spray. In his one big dumb eye.

I get a little bit of satisfaction from watching ugly writhe around screaming. though it just makes the ringing in my ears louder. Ugh! Okay this may be the one time I deserve the Cass punch though.


I find Gwen with her "Uwcwle Wince." Well Vincent.

“Okay why is she calling me uncle?" Vince asks.

“Well I had her Call Cass "Aunt” So it fits. I mean come on we both know you're going to end up making scary super strong martial artists that 'll make bad guys pee thier pants in fear, just accept your destiny."


“Whatever, " he snorts.” Why are you holding your jaw?"

“Cass punch." I grin sheepishly.

“What did you do this time?"

" I believe she'll tell you soon enough. Just one thing please when you hear don't blow me up in some Anime explosion thingy alright?"



Later while in the ship I kept apologizing to Batghoul. “Come on. I'm sorry."

“You said my feelings for Vince were a lie." She mumbles.

“I was just trying to get that alien to leave me alone. Hey you already hit me will you talk to me now?"

“No."

Then on the screen a bunch of blue and green lights Flash somewhere ahead in space. then a big yellow one. Vincent starts grinning. “That was a Final Flash! Vella is over there I felt her Ki signature!"

Yay! We can go home soon.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Ironlad: I'm on a team of morons

So Vella has some kind of emotional breakdown, and refuses to do her duty and arrest a criminal. So what if it was her niece or whatever, she still should have done it. Instead she goes AWOL and leaves us a message, a whiney message of why she decided to abandon everything she should uphold.

What's worse is my teammates' response to this. Well Vincent I understand, his " We have to find her she's my sister " argument. And Batgirl being all for it. Well not surprising.


But evreyone else wanting to go into space to look for one girl in the infinite Universe? Come on! Inertia was talking about how he was going to teach green alien women how to love. What is really surprising me is Spoiler. The fact she wants to go when she has a young daughter, and school is incomprehensible.

“Do you guys happen to know how big the Universe is?" I yell. "How the Hell are we going to find one girl in all of that?"


Slo-Bo Grins. " I have tracking powers. It's what made Lobo the best Bounty hunter in the Fraggin' Galaxy, bastitch."

" Okay but how are we going top get there do any of us have a space ship?"

Vincent smiles. “My Father is a space alien remember? And my mom is a space ship designer I can borrow one for a few days."

“And what about you Spoiler? You have a daughter. You need to take care of her."

“We can take Gwen it'll be a fun vacation."

What the hell? Vacation with all kinds of crazy ass aliens out there? I start to argue this point ,and of course now Gwen wants to see aliens at least I think thats what she's saying in two year old talk.

I finally put my hands up in the air. " You know we should just let the Green Lanterns catch her take away her ring for not following orders, heck she may need to spend some time in prison ."

Vincent gets pissed. “She’s my sister ! We're not letting her get locked up." Vincent growls while punching lucky I was already in my armor.

" Okay Saiyan! I've upgraded my armor enough to defeat you!"

He transforms and bat freak girl gets in between us. "No more fighting!" Sheshakes her head at me. " If you don't... want to go then don't!"

Man what a bunch of morons no wonders they voted for an illiterate girl to be thier leader. So now I’m in a space ship with two year old throwing apples at me. This sucks.