Monday, February 25, 2008

Inertia: Sprokin' Legion



I knew if I stay here long enough someone would come after me. I'm a little flattered in a way that it was the Legion of Superheroes, Well my Cousin XS, Ultra Boy, Mon-El, Not sure how a Daxamite gotta Kryptonin name. Karate Kid, Braniac 5, Appartion or Phantom Girl, Not sure what she's callin' her self with all the temporal alterations, I don't know why but when time changes I ain't affected so comin' back into my own time can be confusin'


"YOUFRANKENSTEINMONSTER!YOUKILLEDBART!" XS Speed talks.

" WHERETHEHELLAREYAGETTIN'YOURINFOCOUSIN?IWASNOWHERENEARBARTWHENHEDIED" I Speed talk back.

While XS tried take my head off with'er speed powers. Karate Kid went After Batgirl. " I thought Batgirl was supposed Be a red head with big..." What ever he was about to say was stopped when Cass tried to go for his face, TBut Val was holding his own.

Phantom Girl Goes after Spoiler. “Why are you wearing the costume of the Spoiler? Batman's partner wouldn't side with scum like Thaddeus Thawne."

“Sweet! People know who I am in the future? Wait Batman's partner? Well I guess for a little while."

Wazzo looks confused. “Yes they even said she could have been something more."

"EWWWW! No Freakin' way would I be rocking the nursing home with Bats."

“That proves you are a fake!" Phantom Girl yells. “The second Batman is the same age as The Spoiler.”

" Okay stop freaking messing with my head!" Steph kicks at the girl in white and her foot passes through. " Ulp!" She Shouts before P- Girl punches her in the jaw. "

"Oh man!I can't hit you but you can hit me! Not fair!" Spoiler gripes.

Ultra Boy and Slobo were busy usin' their super strength against each other and constantly braggin' About how tough they are.

Mon-El Was beatin' down Vincent While Iron Lad Flew towards B5 " I don't know much about this Universe or time, but I do Know Brainac=Villain."

" I don't have time for some boy in primitive armor, he pushes a button on his belt and Iron Lad goes flying the other way. " Now the Blue haired saiyan Lantern ... Something familiar about her.


Cosmic Boy as too busy teying to crush Vella wih his Magnetic powers. " Green lanterns aren't allowed in the United Planets missie. Do you know how many laws you're breaking by just bein here?"

" Missie? You don't look much older than me. Whatever pal Galick Gun!"

The blast misses Cosmic Boy Who blunders in to Agreen trap. Meanwhile Brainac Five Controls Stark Jr. Making him go after Spoiler. “This is because I won't sleep with you isn't it ?" Steph jokes while hitting Phanom girl with some gas from a pellet in her belt. While the legionnaire is coughin' Stephanie knocked her out.

“Ha! I knew you had to stay solid when your distracted. Now Anthony quit zapping at me with the damn repulsors!"

“I can't help it I'm not controlling the armor!" Stark yells.

Then knocks out Cass. Setting Vince off He kicks Mon In the balls and goes After Karate Kid but the weirdest freakin’ thing happens, a saiyan dressed like a ninja, just pops up in between KK and Vince He bows to Vince and several more appear protecting Batgirl.

B5 shouts “I knew it! Cosmic Boy Stop fighting with the saiyan Girl unless you want to start an interplanetary war with the Saiyan Empire!"

An explosion rips through my house an the freakin’ Prince of Saiyan Comes in through the door. " My cousins like to sneak in to place and surprise their victims If you hadn't knocked out their grand mother well in some of their cases great grandmother, and great great Grand mother. And so and so on well they wouldn't have just popped up like that."


Cosmic Boy gets in to the Prince's face. " What are you and your cousins doing here?"

" Not just us but, The Saiyan Army as well you see these youths are under our protection. Though I never did get mother's infatuation for Thawne. The Reverse Flash is under our protection too and also you get the Queen's word that he didn't kill Bart Allen."

“How does she know?" XS protests.

“Because she was there on the day in question my Mother and Thawne were helping someone she calls "Vic" with some investigation turns out the reason there are more red Skittles than other colors was because it was part of some code. Well that what Vic said from my mother's description of him he was quite insane. "

Wait a sec I went on that waste of time with The Question but that means that the Queen of Saiyans is Vella, no way how the Hell did she live a thousand years? I know saiyans aren't supposed to age, but seriously there's no way.

Cass wakes up And looks at two of the so called "Children of Cain" "Barbara? Bruce? how?" She mumbles.

" Cass It can't be them...Well I guess it could since my Gramps was supposed to be about 800." Vince Says looking at them . "Well their energy does feel t like them? Wow. Am I still alive now?"

The two ninjas just make a gesture at Cassandra that she returns. " It's them."

" I'm sorry to break up this family reunion Uncle Vincent, and Aunt Cassandra, But you need to go back to your own time and please don't come back. Especially you Thawne. Since I have to deal with you enough as an adult constantly traveling into the present sniffing around my mother."

Oh And um Vella ? My mother has a message for you, the Guardians aren't always right follow your heart and don't believe what they say about Aunt Justice."
So we end up goin' back home So freakin' glad to not be any where near the Legion Of Superheroes. How did hey get the whole thing about Bart's death so wrong/

What else from history could be wrong? Could like Vella's crazy neice really not be such a planet conquering Psycho in the future? Nah I seen Justice's eyes she's nuttier than a fruit cake.

I Over heard Step and Cass as I settled in for a night of watching dumb ass television. " Did you see how much that Future Saiyan Prince looked like Jason?" Steph gagged. " I mean the thought of Jason making offspring scares me greatly."


Cass sort of grins. " Yes I noticed. "

Ugh! I'm going to run outta here I don't wanna hear that.

Before I leave I hear "Hey Thad wanna race ?"

“Eh? Sure why not Vel." I grin. In a few seconds we end up in Tokyo. And she was lookin' around all scared. " I hope there aren't treally things with tentacles running around. There is no way I'm letting them do tuff to me. "

Im laugh at that. Then she sstares at me " Inertiawhy didn't you want to help Van-El?"

I look down " It don't matter no more. Didja love the guy?"

I don't know, We didn't know each other long enough, I'm still sad he's gone, And can't come back. but still... Thad you know it wouldn't work between us it would interfere with the team. UM... Well Cass and Vince... Yeah they..."

" Hey don't fret Hon. I'm good. I say to her kind of glad she doesn't know the whole body language thing Like Batgirl.

" So you're not going to turn on everyone are you? "

“Nope."

She hugs me. " Good the Guardians have called me in so I nay be gone for a while, tell everyone I'll miss them, Hey maybe some time in space will help me get over the grief you know I won't have constant reminders of Van evreywhere. Well see ya!"

I watch her go I've said it before and ill say it again, I hate ta see her leave , but I love watchin' her go. Oh Well I still got the blind date that Vince set me up on unless it's with Freakin' Justice again, then I'm gonna hurt that blockhead.

Its weird why the Hell did Prince Jason Todd look a like call me Reverse Flash? For a second i see this dude Lookin' at me grinnin. then he runs off





Okaaay that was werid I chased him and somehow couldn't find the guy. Freakin' weirdo.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Vince: To the future




Heroslayer attacked us. The whole team is the worst for it Especially Vella since her boyfriend sacrificed himself fighting the dude.

I walk into the bathroom and Cass is nursing her wounds.

“Cass you okay?"

“I’ve had worse.”She smiles. “How’s Vella?"

“About how you would expect.” I Sigh. “She won't stop going from fits of anger to fits of crying. She wants to gut ‘Slayer like a pig. Which for her is bad since she’s well you know?"

"Not a killer." Cass Says She then looks at me "What's that?"

“Earring, my parents hate it. I don't care." I shrug.

Puts her fingers on it. “Cute."

We're interrupted by a "Ahem!"

I growl “Thad! Dude will you stop with the C-blocking?"

“Great Vince you're becomin' more and more of a cliché every day. Hey ya don't need the Cosmic Treadmill anymore do ya?"

Vella runs up and grabs Inertia into a bear hug. “That’s it! It's perfect we can use you're machine to fix the Clone Degeneration when we wish back Van!"

I snort. “If the Dragon goes for that."

Vella gets up in my face. “You just don't want him coming back! Cmon Thad Let's go To your time I can use my ring, and you can use that treadmill. Oh and Anthony should too to make sure the computer work."

Thaddeus shakes his head. " As much as I like bein' hugged by ya know he's dead unless ya wanna drag his body to test out this theory, and well Match's Bizzaro thing is a lot different than what Van was goin' through."

Vella smiles “We don't need his body just some blood. Unfortunately Heroslayer left a lot of that around."

Spoiler walks by "Uh? Why is everyone gathered in the bathroom?"

So We all decide to go into the future Vella carries the rest of us in green bubble while she follows Thad on this thing that looks like well a treadmill that's actually traveling through time by him running on it. Me Vel and Anthony will have to get a look at this thing.

But I bet it the fact it works has something to do with the Speed Force. I Swear I see a couple of people in bright costumes in a bubble thing, and Mirai fly by, weird.
After this sonic boom I find my self in what looks like a weird lab. Inertia Grunts. "Home sweet home. We can't stay here long."

Me, Vell, And Anthony start working on the computer called "Craydyll" This thing is more advanced than anything we've ever seen It's fascinating. Well When Sopoiker or Slobo don't bitch about being bored, or Inertia doesn't bother me about the girl we're going to fix him up with.
“Look she's a clone like you, now hush!" After it analyses Van's DNA the computer announces. “Cloning procedures were insufficient to create viable clone ... no way to save subject.”

Vella starts crying again. I put my hand on her shoulder when this voice, shouts from outside." Thaddeus Thawne! We know you're in there! You are under arrest for the murder of Bart Allen!"

We all stare at him “You didn't? Did You?" Spoiler asks.

Before he can answer all these people in costumes smash in. “Surrender Inertia! You and your accomplices. Or face the Legion of Superheroes."

Thad spits. "Sprokin' Legion. I knew it!"

Crap. What did we get ourselves into?

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Batgirl: Finding Inertia




Poor Vella... her boyfriend... is dying...And it doesn't eem like anyone can... um do anything. Though... I was kind of hoping… her and Jason... Would do more... than sleep together. She... makes him not so mad.

Though Vince gets weird about his sister and my brother being together. before we all left... I had a surprise for Vincent... But I couldn't let anyone else... see it.

"Cass?" he asks." Why did we have to hide exchange Valentines?"

“I’m leading... I can't seem weak." I…say.

“Looks like Bats has been talking to you." he sighs. “So you can't show you're human around people now?"

I put on my mask. "Ironlad won't... um take orders. He wants to lead. I can't... look weak. Let's go."

Stephanie took us to some kind of...um club where she thinks Inertia can be at.

“This is a villains club for like the teen age ones. And on Valentines day rumour has it they have orgies and stuff. I hope they aren't doing that now. I would be scarred for the rest of my life if I saw Inertia doing it ugh!"

“Um... What's an orgy?" I whisper to Steph.

“Something you don't need to know about, you've got a nice boyfriend so don't worry about it."

I hate... when people try to hide stuff from me. I'll find.. out.. Anyway... I'm not three.

Stark... interuppts my thoughts. "Hey fearless leader. How do we go about this?"

I look into the window... yes Inertia is there. And a lot of badguys. " Vince... Um Use that Solar Flare thing.... Stark blast them with that sound thing... um ..."

“Sonic blasters? No prob.”

"Slobo... Take down anyone that gets up."

" Steph Watch... my back. Inertia’s mine."

They did as... I asked, and only a few bad guys got up to fight us, after the shock. Match... Attacked Vincent.

“Oh boy my favorite hobby beating Superboys." Vince smiles.

Slobo was throwing… A bunch of guys to the ground. Stark Was fighting some kid in armor. Vella was attacked by Sun Girl. " Why do you always come after me?" Vella asks.

“If you don't know by now, Bimbo I'm not going to tell you." Sun Girl shouts before she goes into a green bubble. That she can't get out of. Vell also creates a bunch.. of green people to fight the other bad guys…


Spoiler... Fought Enigma. " Why would someone want to be the dress up like the Riddler? I don't get it." Steph asks.

“This is rich coming from someone that denies her heritage as Cluemaster's daughter." Enigma ... um shoots back.

“My dad sucks!" Steph shouts.

Our team was winnng Until Casssie Sandsmark knocked down Vincent. " Stay away from my man Match!"

" What Your man? I thought you were with Kon-El?"

" HAHAHAHAHAH!" Match grins. “The Agenda created my perfect mate, in return for a few favors. They even got a god to empower her. "

“Great another clone."Vincent mumbles.

Vella kicks her. “I got your back Bro, just beat up Match."


The "Wondergirl smiles.” Bet you won't fight me without that ring, coward."

"That's a bet you'll lose dirty girl." Vella ...replies.

I find Inertia... Who is speeding around me. " All the body reading in the world won't help you when I take you down with my speed."

“Why... Haven’t you? Going soft... Thad?"

he comes at me. And I take out the device Robin Gave me .. some thing that ... turns off his Speed Force leaving him stuck." Now that you'll stay still." I slap him.

" Ow! Dammit! You Bat Kids never play fair I can't move!"

" Thad .. Why can't you help.. us save Van? Why did you do his?"

"C'mon miss body language reader you know good and well."

" Thad... you need to move on... If you... come back I’ll introduce you.. to this friend.. Of Vince's at Xavier's school."


" It's not just that Cass, Some things are just meant to happen, Van is meant to die. Time travel can't change it. If you do change it something else will happen to kill him."

He's not lying... but how does he know this? “He’s a living... person Thad... We have to try."

" Yeah But She'd likely end up with Jason if he did die." He smiles.

I slap him on the head. "We don't think like that... I know you want to change. Do this.. For us.. And you're back on the team. "

" Really? Why?"

I shrug. " I needed a second chance... once."

He rolls his eyes “Fine unstick and let me have the Speed Force back." I push a button and he knocks out the last of the bad guys in a second... Vel The rest of my team had beaten who they fought, and the police where coming so they'd ll go to jail we did our job. And got Inertia back.

When we get back home .. Stark yells at me" You that that criminal back on the Team? What are you nuts?"

“Talk to me when you're not dating... a killer robot." I say.

Inertia tells us. “Us Flashes can just vibrate to go to other dimensions but to travel in time we need the Cosmic Treadmill. Lucky I have one in my room. Just get Van-El and we'll go."


Vlla is talking on a phone. "Happy Valentine's see you later Jay." She still likes ... Jason. Good. “Okay! Let's go through time. "

“We can't stay long ... I'm kind of wanted there." Thad... explains.

"Why am I not surprised?" Spoiler jokes.

" You fools aren't going anywhere but the Grave!" A Voice... Says from the hall.

" "Heroslayer?" Vince ... um questions. “He’s dead."





“Don’t make me bring out that old Mark Twain quote! But don't worry you fools will all be dead soon enough."

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Ironboy:Vella's boyfrind is dying well one of 'em.


So I think I've finally updated my armor enough to actually compete with Iron Man, though he still has the whole Extremis thing going for him though. Well 'I've been spending my time with this and trying to help my cybernetic girlfriend make her good side dominant over her evil side, I really haven't been seeing what the rest of my teammates has been up to.

I was surprised that Vella comes in with some dude that looks just like Superboy, I heard that there was reports of a new team member but I thought it was Slo-Bo or Something but Kon-El?

Turns out after a hasty explanation that she was dating this dude that was a second Superboy clone not Kon. Not a new team member what the Hell happened with Red hood I don't know. She babbled about this fight with Match and how that started him bleeding, also He's apprently dying.

“Okay Vel. We'll put him in the Med-Scanner, and see what we can find out. "

It's weird I thought I'd be jealous of her dating some other dude but I'm not, I think it was just lust really have any kind of relationship. Meh I wonder if saiyans give off strong pheremones or if we're all living together just makes these sort of things happen.

Opps. Gotta pay attention to the readings here. " Well It seems Match was right. He'degenerating."

“I don't get why." Vella rubs her chin. “Conner is okay so it can't be that Krytonian, and human DNA are incompatible."

I sigh. “Well Conner was created by a genius. Maybe who ever made this guy isn’t On Lex Luthor's level. The problem DNA and cloning isn't my specialty, so I really can't help you. "

“Maybe my mom can, but still I wish I knew how Match was fixed."

For a second I thought I saw Inertia staring at us. Well now I have a hunch. I I go into the cave that's on the outside of the property. “I... Thought I told you not to come in here... Stark."

“Hey Cassandra, nice to see you too. Hey can you help me with something?"

“You... Think I'm not good enough to lead... us."

“Look it's Vella you know your possible future sister in law."

“Okay what?"

After I explained the whole thing to her I never did actually see her in the cave that girl is good at hiding. I only saw her in the house later on asking “Inertia ...do you know how Match ... got back to normal?"

"No" he responds shakily.

“Liar." Cass sneers.

Vella runs out and I guess she heard the commotion. " Did you do that somehow? Hey maybe you can use what you did to fix Van!"

“No way! Forget it!" And with that He's gone in a flash... forgive the pun. Looks like we’ll have to catch Inertia now. Good I get to test out my new weapons.