Batgirl Recruiting.

My team thinks I’m crazy. But I think it’s a good idea ... to try to um get Skaar on our side. I'd been practicing this speech I gave him, and I think I'm talking a lot better these days. The reading although... well I'm better... just not where I want to be.

The Green boy stared me up and down, and stopped at my chest symbol stared at it for a bit, then laughed. “You want me to be nut in a costume like you? Sorry I'm only on Earth to kill my father."

“Been there, well I never wanted to kill my dad... (Not Bruce my blood dad) but hurt him. Let's say you kill Hulk what then?"

Before he can answer an um plane lands, And Norman Osborn in his stupid looking Iron Patriot, armor walks out.

And along side him... are a bunch of teenaged heroes from the um... In...initiative, and Wolverine's son Daken, and some guy that wears a cape, and a skull mask.

“Legacy I'm glad you helped me find Skaar I'll take it from here."

" No ... You won't ..." I start stammering If anyone shouldn't recruit him it's Osborn, and his killers.

I can almost feel him smirking behind that armor. " I think you don't want this to escalate ,and find your little band of outsiders, and misfits in the Vault, Miss Wayne."



"If you think I'm that airheaded rich girlfriend of Vincent's you're even dumber... than the Green Goblin costume made you look." I smile under my mask; I think I'm getting good with this whole Secret ID thing.

Wolverine's son, Daiken he starts talking t us I don't hear what he's saying I start feeling... warm all over, I can see other members of the team listening to him getting liking what they hear but Vincent starts growling like that talking ape I fought in Bludhaven.

Vella's ring um warns us. “Pheromones being used filtering air."

Don't know what a "Fair a moan" is but I know it Makes Vincent go crazy and punch Daken into the nearest mountain Osborn orders his team to attack.


Some lizard girl attacks Spoiler. “Why is it always lizard people?" she yells.

Anthony takes over Osborn's armor “really you couldn't build your own armor? Well I know most of the stuff Tony puts in his because in a way I am him. Like the remote controls. Let’s see you do the Macrena Goblin Boy “Osborn danced weirdly.

I was attacked by this guy calling himself um Taskmaster.

He used moves stolen from Captain America, and others. I had a hard time fighting him and I had to try to lead the others. Vincent was having no problems with Daiken but was too um berserk beating on the mutant

Steph was fighting some lizard girl named Komodo, and not doing well Anthony was busy keeping Osborn out of the fight Supergirl was being hurt by some girl named Thor Girl That sounds silly that'd be like me calling my self "Bruce Girl".

Vella fought some boy who could make your fears come to life...hers looked to be an octopus with it's arms shaped like... Oh my… that's just gross. She had herself in a ring shield and wouldn't fight the monster.

Inertia was fighting some cloud throwing girl.

"Really you tried to strangle me with clouds?" Inertia laughs. "Weak!" He knocks her out.

I dodge a sword going my chest. “Inertia “You won now go help someone else!"

He takes all the air out of Taskmaster's lungs, stunning him long enough for me to knock him out. He then throws Komodo off of Steph. “You two look like such a great couple all rolling around like that but I had to stop lizard face." Thad grins. I mean really in battle? Couldn't you like waited to get her number first?"


Steph playing right into Thawne's hands gets all um angry. “You sick pervert! I AM NOT ..."

"Yeah yeah you’re just mad that Cass into Vince, and not you but I’m from the future, and I just don't get this denying your feelings stuff."

Steph chases after Thaddeus who can run art light speed so she has um no chance to catch him I wish he'sd stop doing things like that in a fight. ' Stanfd Still, and let me hit you!"

I roll my eyes and throw explosive Batrangs at Thor Girl they don't hurt her but they do distract her long enough for Supergirl to get the upper hand. “Spoiler! Stop trying to hit Thad and get back into the fight!" I order.


Steph jumps over to Vella “Come on get outta the shield you saiyans have all kinds of Mary Sue powers, and that ring, and you're afraid of the sushi platter? I thought you GLs didn't have fear."

“W... we have fear just able to over come it." Vella whines.

“Then you know do that! Or would you want your daddy to see what a coward his little girl is a sniveling wimpy little..."

Vella's ki power explodes “SHUT UP!" Throwing Spoiler, and fear kid for several yards.

At this moment I hear a loud laughter. "I want in on this!"

Skaar charged into the fight attacking both groups. This may not have been my bet idea.

To be continued.

Spoiler: Stop hitting me Cass

Okay for you perverts who keep writing your stories of me , and Batgirl getting it on. Well one let's not forget I'm straight, but another thing is she's constantly hitting me.

Not hitting on but punching the daylights out of me. I understand it back in the days I'd call her a retard I deserved it then, but not now.

The latest action started this morning while we were on a stakeout. Those things are like totally boring. So I started talking about relationships an I asked why she acts so cold to her man lately.

“So what did he do wrong?" I grin hoping to get some gossip.

“Nothing.” She says with an annoyed tone.

“Okay just getting tired of him?" I question.

“No." Same annoyed tone.

“Not feeling well or is he getting pudgy I knew it! All that eating saiyans do..."

“No he’s still ... cute. Just don't want to waste time must save lives."

I sigh. “Okay you're beginning to sound like Batman he drove away Wonder Woman with his craziness. "

She grunts “Whatever."

"No Whatever. I mean if you keep this up well he's a dude they think with their junk, keep this up, and some girl is gonna take him away from you."

And that's when she hit me.



And that's where I Stephanie Brown, college student, and mother did the only grown up thing to do... I told on her. And oracle was very supportive.

Okay maybe not, but then Nightwing catches up to Cass and, and pretty much says what I was trying to get across.

But does she punch out the mighty Dick Grayson? No she takes what he says to heart, and hugs him! After the advice. She mutters “I’m glad you don't hate me like Misfit said.”

“Cass you're my little sister I can never hate you, and Misfit is well not that bright, don't listen to her. "

So we get back to West City, And she drags Vincent into her room for Along time until the next day when Vincent emerges with scratches on his face that He couldn’t have gotten from Cass she’s not that strong. Well any whoo She takes us all on some kind of mission, and I swear She needs to get Vincent to wear a costume I mean what kind of superhero dresses like this?




Any way when we land the crazy ship, that Vincent got for his birthday... jeeze I wish I had alien grandparents any way this is what we saw waiting for us.

The Incredible Hulk's son Skaar , I thought she got the whole team together to fight him but she surprises me with this. " Skaar. You're like us... a legacy, and um you’re dad has done some bad things. So have you... But you're not alone... We've all done some things were not proud of. "

The green skinned monster glares at Cass. “And what do you from me leather face?"

" I want ...we want to be your friend and to join us... Join team Legacy."

WHAT? Has Cass Cain... oh wait I'm sorry it's Cassandra Wayne now completely lost her mind? She wants this monster to join us? I would say something... but I'm afraid she'll hit me again.

Vella: Happy Birthday to me, and Vincent..

Today is my 18th birthday! Well it's also my twin's but oh well. My daddy keeps joking he's going to kick me out of the house but kidding aside it may not be a bad idea for me to move into an apartment in the New Legacy building because Mom doesn't like me brining boys over, and worse yet Aunt Corset wants to cut off my tail!

Vincent's going to be late for the party, because he and Inertia are off playing stupid pranks. We’ve already gotten reports of them, rolling Yamcha's front yard, and egging Wonderman.. No not throwing eggs, at this house but him. Oh, and finally they caught that Young Avenger Speed, and dunked his head in a toilet all because Thad thinks Speed is ripping him off.


I don't know about that...



Then again, he may have a point.

Any way Cass Cain popped up out of like no where. Startling me whle I was fixing my car stereo. I mean I was like looking outside one minute spliced a wire, and a second later...


“Whoa! Where did you come from?"

“Have ... Seen Vincent?" She asks glaring.

“No. Why are you mad at me?" I respond.

“You... hurt Jason." She comes out with.


“Yeah right, I was never more than a fun time for him, besides, he went berserk, and tried to kill his brothers..."

“No that was... a fake Jason..." She puts her hand on my shoulder. "He does care... And now I know why you left ... him I'm sorry for um being um...well..."


“Mean? Apology accepted." I grab her into a hug.

She squirms. “I don't... like being touched."

I laugh. “Then Vincent must be really dissapointed. "

As she blushes I feel a large ki behind me slightly weaker than say hmmm Wonder Woman. but let's see Uh-oh Cassie Sandsmark Why are there so many Cassandras?

“AWW isn't that sweet Two of whores together." Oh great she' must be off her meds ever since Kon died she's been well crazy as a loon. she joined a cult, and well has been all over the place with her behavior.

“What’s a whore?" Cass asks.


“Means you sleep with a lot of guys" I answer.

“I’ve only been with one..." Cass mutters.

Both of us look at her. " You mean you , and Conner." Wonder Girl growls.

“No, I only kissed.... Conner no... Making love...we decided to ... be friends I've only been with Vince."

Wonder Girl thinks for a second " According to Robin you don't lie, hell Kon may have slept with a skrull, okay you're off the hook little bat. But as for you monkey girl you pretended to be my friend, and tried to steal Conner from me!"

I thought with my hormones instead of my brain, I used to have a crush on Kon, but I shouldn't have acted on it you're right do what you want" I say. and i let her hit me with a punch and she does it again, and again.

I don't stop her I deserve it I made a mistake after a few more punches Someone grabs her I focus on who it is it's Kara she puts Cassie in a full nelson.

“Calm down Cassie, and I'll let you go!" Supergirl states.

“You betraying me too Kara?" Cassie spits.

“Okay no I’m not. Vella's not fighting back she's had enough!"

She Slept with Conner!" She shouts.

“And maybe you should blame Kon for half of that! He can't seem to keep his hands off other women I may be his cousin but maybe you should just break up with him for good Or at least beat him up, look what he's doing to you!" Kara let's her go.

Wonder Girl spits at me, and flies off.

" Hey Bats why didn't you help Vel?"

" She didn't want it." Cass shrugs.

That put a real damper at the party even after I washed off the blood, and ate a senzu bean to heal the wounds. Me and Vincent did get plenty of presents lot of them were gift certificate or games, but my favorites were the computers mom built for us and the space ships grandpa Vegeta got us which made Grandma Tomae really mad because she thought he was trying to outdo her gifts

Which were training robots.

After all the party guests left I found a gift for me that was small, I opened it, and it was an emerald necklace
and a note that said happy birthday Princess J.” J as in Jason. Man the Bat family is really good, at sneaking into places.

I contacted Kara, and Steph, on my new computer for a video chat, and told them about the gift.

Steph yells. “I knew he still had a thing for you!”

Supergirl was more serious “You’re not gonna get back together with him are you? He hears voices in his head.”

“I don’t know I’m so confused. I’ll have to think about it, I think I’ll have to see him.”

Supergirl tried to talk me out of it but my mind’s made up. It’ll probably end in nothing anyway since that scarlet girl is following him around now, but I guess I’ll have to be sure.

Inertia: the last Black Lantern

Nekron was beaten and some guys were brought back to life because of it. Not me. I'm Thaddeus Thawne, most call me Inertia. I died a while back, and I'm now a ghost. I've been playing the conscience to my desecrated Black Lantern corpse.

That's became harder, and harder even more so after Nekron was defeated, and Vella gave it some of her power. If she had just let it die, we could save brought me back any number of ways... but no.

Well it's not her fault, you see I found one of the few people that can see me, well Vincent could when he was dying in some alternate dimension but not normally, and Wolverine , and the Hulk can but neither are much up for conversation, magic users can bit they either try to exorcise me, use me, or talk about a bunch of hippy mumbo jumbo.

But X-23 or Laura well she actually talked to me I guess because we're booth clones, and were both used as weapons by our creators. Funny once Vince had set us up on a blind date last year, and she didn't like me too much.

But now she's seems to have forgotten that. Bad thing about not having a body though... seeing things like this.

And not being able to touch her kind of sucks. I was sort of haunting by the new Legacy Building, and Laura was there talking to Vella about something, and probably drooling over Bat chick well unless she's teasing me about that... any way I decided to see if I could move stuff and was trying to spill a cup of cold soda in Iron Lad.

he was blah blah blahing with a read headed chick from his reality. ' So you're not called Tony here?"

“No the name Tony Stark has been pretty soiled by this realities version of me. " He shrugs.

“Well it looks like you've made some friends here." She grins.

" Not too sure of that I don't think they like me too much I used to date a a cyborg enemy of theirs, and have had run ins with Batgirl."

“They let you live here, and hang out with them, and Tony really a Cyborg? Gross."

At that moment a thundering sound shatters the silence, and my rotting corpse
slaps Anthony around while the girl... I think her name is Pepper grabs Spoiler's kid, and takes her to a safe room.

The rest of the team try to confront this freak, but like me when I was alive he's fast, well he is me. He takes down Spoiler and Batgirl by knocking the air out of their lungs.

Supergirl gets in on it Slowing him down with her Ice breathe, and grabbing on to him. “I’m going to end you now you zombie freak!"

" Ya ain't doin' nothin' superbabe!" he yells back... do I actually sound like that? “But givin' yer heart to me!" Truthfully is that how I talk? Ugh. He takes out a green rock from from out of his compartment on his belt.

" Ugh Krytonite! You speedy undead son of a ...!"

" Uh uh ya don't want Supes hearin' ya talk that!" He pretends to chuckle but I know this thing has few emotions, just hunger. Vince knocked it off Karla? No Kara.

It vibrated through the wall, and the rest of Legacy thought it was gone but it was building up it's speed by running around the planet building up mass the closer it got to light speed, until it came back and Punched Vince in the face with near infinite Mass.

The half saiyan flew through the ceiling and and he landed miles away from here, I've seen the kid recover pretty quick before But he's out of the fight for the time being. Vella caught my darker half in a green bubble.

“Thad stop it we'll help you!" Vel pleads.

“LIKE YA WAS GONNA DO WITH WIT' THE DRAGON BALLS? YEAH THAT TURNED OUT WELL I'M GONNA EAT YA ALL."


He vibrated out of the Bubble, and was going to vibrate his hand through Vella's semi invulnerble chest Before Laura jumped in from no where, and grabbed her heart, instead of Vella's.

“I don't have many freinds bub." She gasps. " ya ain't killin' the ones I do have."

" I'll take your heart, and hers, Miss Logan Junior. " The zombie brags I don't know know why I did it, I'm not sure what I was thinking I was going to do but I slammed my hand into the zombie, and this weird thing happened.

Lightining hit us both, and I could feel it. It burned, and coursed through my being. It was then I realized I can feel, my breathing was coming hard I can breathe! The zombie was screaming "No! He's stealing my power! Help Me!"

I could feel the Speed Force connecting itself to every fiber of my self. It was painful but exhilarating at the same time. Next thing I know I'm thrown away from the Zombie, and into the heart of the Speed Force itself.

“I can barley hear my voice saying. " He took it all he sprokin' took my powers."

I wake up sopre in the grass somewhere and I hunger...for pizza. Sausage, and pepperoni with green peppers. Well I'm obviously not a zombie, and I'm not dead anymore either my body aches too much.


I open my eyes to see a blue saiyan haired furry Aaah!


“Hey pal that lightning struck here you alright?" it asks.

" Fine. " I answer. “Can you tell which direction West City is?"

The Blue thing looks confused " I've never heard of it any way I'm Sonic what's your name?"

I laugh. "Sonic huh if that's an indication of speed then compared to me your a slow poke."

He growls. “I’m the fastest thing alive!"

“Not faster than Inertia weirdo." I grin “Let’s race!" I pretend I can't keep up with him, then I pour on the speed, and smoke the Hedgehog About half a world away I vibrate to my Universe's frequency, and look around.

Looks like I'm in Gotham. I run around until I find someone I know. I did find a Robin but I don't think it's the same one I knew He cursed me out, and yelled something about how I'm not good enough for his city.

Weird he sounded like that Damian kid but older. I race around until I find Cass talking to some pudy dude who's wearing a badge, looks like a detective or something.


" Jim the baby's not yours." Cass stutters. Wait what? How long was I out?

" Oh don't tell me it's that saiyan's" he shouts. “You’re going back to him aren't you?"

" Uh hello not to break up this Soap Opera moment but what the Sprock are you too talking about?"

" Thawne!" Cass shouts.

"Reverse Flash!" The cop shouts before pulling a gun on me. " We don't need your kind of justice, in Gotham! Your saiyan buddy's either!"

He shoots I side step the flying lead, and grab Bats. I run up to the top of a building. " Okay Batgirl I'm a bit out of the loop what the Grife is wrong here! You're having Vince's kid? Reverse Flash?"

"I should have there was something wrong with you." She looks me over. " You're wearing the Inertia costume, and called me Batgirl, It's Batwoman now."

“Oh great I'm in your future." I groan. stupid Sprockng Speed Force."

“Yeah it blows doesn't it?" A deep voice from behind me laughs.

“Don’t worry Thad I'll lend you some of my speed get you back to where the zombie you is attacking."


“Okay, how do you Frakking know that?" I ask.

“I’m you genius!" He smirks taking off his mask. " I lived through it!" he touches my shoulder, and next thing I know I'm back at Legacy HQ.


And I'm face to face with myself again, but this time I'm rotting and disgusting. " Ya stole my power You Son of a ..."

“Hey I'm a son of a test tube pal and she was a saint!" I joke “Seem a bit slow there don't you? I guess I have all you speed juice huh? I have the soul it’s my speed power!"

“I’m Thaddeus Thawne! I'm Inertia!" he declares.

I look around all my teammates are read for action again, But are confused at what they're seeing. I chuckle at the zombie " You're nothing but an empty shell now now you powerless, and well there's no need for two Thads, Especially since I'm the good looking one.”

He tries to fire his ring energy at me. “Not going to work smelly Nekron's gone." I grin before vibrating my hand into his chest hey poetic justice but I don't take out the heart Instead I vibrate him until he explodes. all that's left is his black ring which I also destroy.

Vincent gets in my face “Who are you now?"

"I'm Your buddy want me to prove it? One time I had to drag you away from Trunks' ex girlfriend's house because you got your saiyan ass drunk and sang outside her window in nothing but your boxers that you loved her. Oh yeah, and you were doing some disturbing dance that looked like the Hokey Pokey. "

His face goes red, and he squeaks out "it's him." Iron Lad comes out of some room, in a new armor. "Wait'll I get my hands on Inertia!" he announces.


" Aw I didn't know you cared Stark! I'm so flattered!" I quip.

he stares at me " You were resurrected weren't you?"

“Yep" I smile.

“Oh joy." he shakes his head and walks off.

" You know Anthony I'm not too fond of men putting their hands on me... but we can call Hulkling over..."

" Bite me Inertia!" he answers.

" How did you come back speedy?" Steph asks.

"Sproked if I know the Speed Force doesn't make a lick of sense look how Bart , and Grandpa Barry came back."

We had a party Supergirl warned me about betraying her new friends, I told her they're my friends too and she seemed to be okay with me, I finally ate some pizza man I missed it.
after it was over Vella smiles at me and we go out side to talk in private.. “I like the way you talk now less weird." She laughs. “So glad you back it'a like an early birthday present."

“Oh yeah, you and Vince turn eighteen next week don’t you want me to give you an early present?" I wink.

“Thad I do like you... but as a friend. Although you are cute I'm afraid if we dated we'd break up, and hate each other. I don't want to hate you, or for you to hate me either."


I think for a second " Ever hear of friends with benefits?" I query.

“Huh? No what's that?" She gives me a wide eyed look.

“Never mind, heh I should have known there's a saiyan prince in the 31st century who's the spitting image of Jason Todd. Guess he's your great great grandson or something."

“Really?" she smiled then looked confused for a second then wandered off lost in thought. I wonder if I reavealed a little too muh about the future again? While I'm wondering that I'm grabbed roughly. By Laura?

She sniffs me, then cuts my shirt open with her claws. she gets this evil little smile. " Her loss is my gain darlin'." She grabs me by the hair, and frenches me. " Gotta lil' shock there, like static electricity. We cloned weapons gotta stick together."

“We’re not weapons." I answer. “We’re people with our own choices." She laughs.

“Call me darlin’." She bites my neck then winks at me before vanishing in the shadows. Well looks like if I play my cards right I'll get a very nice welcome back soon enough.

Batgirl:Groan

Slobo quit today... He said "Anita needs him." I asked if we can help " he said "naw it's a relationship thang."

That's the problem with this team... and something I am uh g-guilty of we... let our love lives take up too much time like Um Wonder Woman said. Maybe that's why Nightwing is mad at me... I'm not being serious.

Or maybe Vincent's right, and Misfit doesn't know what she's talking about... and Dick isn't mad at me. Doesn't matter I'm mad at myself. The Black Lanterns killed alot of people I ... we should have done more to save them.

I have to make Legacy better... how would Bruce have done it? Probably by being really mean and Punching Guy Gardner... who can I punch? I like Vincent’s face and hitting him would turn him on...

I want to punch Vella for how she's treating Jason... and saving Black Lantern Inertia, but Vince would be mad... Inertia's dead. Steph... too easy. Also Tim doesn't like me beating up his girlfriend. Supergirl? I'd probably end up with a broken hand. Iron Lad? he too drunk to feel it.

Hmm I have to think of something ... else. I go into the basement and drink tea to think.

Vincent wanders up to me " hey babe..."

“No." I say.

“What? I didn't even say, oh yeah body language. So what did I do to for you to give me the cold shoulder?" he grunts.

“Nothing... I have other stuff to do than to please you... our team is weaker now that Slobo has left... and I need to lead it."

He does a weight lifter pose. “I’m strong enough to carry the weight for me, and Slobo."

“You spend less... and less time training... and more trying to get me into bed..." I snort. “Soon you'll be weaker than Green Arrow."

“That’s a low blow." he grunts.

“You... want to show your dad that you should... be Prince of Saiyans...and not Trunks you have to work harder..." I'm uh interrupted when Steph jumps in wearing this silly costume.

“Bra sent a bunch of costumes over for you... but I like this one! Can I keep it? Hey maybe I can be substitute Batgirl? Or Batgirl Purple or something?"

Vince got mad I just nod " You can have it I don't want it."

I left the talk with my boy to see the new costumes most of them looked like Babs' but I kind of like this one.

It's not yellow. Vella slouches in...With a fake smile.

“I um well we went for the Dragonballs...." She stutters like me.

“And?" I question.

“Well someone got to them before me, and Laura did, and made a wish that I can't remember.


I clench my fist. “So you didn’t bring Inertia back... and his zombie is running around free because of you?"

“Look I'm sorry okay?" She tries to apologize.

“Maybe if you weren't ... chasing around Superboy's..." I start before Supergirl gets in between us don't know where she came from.

“Hey guys let's just chill out okay?" Kara asks.


“Fine... we need a training session anyway." I order Vince gives me a dirty look I know I'm going to hea aboout how how I treat his twin... So that's another annoyance.

During the training a robot knocks down Vince... I told him he should train more...maybe now he'll listen to me. he gets all mad and turns into that weird blue furred thing... he calls a Supersaiyan 5.

He goes crazy, and starts attacking us with blasts. Vella was about to transform too when I order " No! We don't need two crazy people here!"

Supergirl body slams him into the wall. “Calm down Vince before I hurt you!" She’s blasted away, and he goes into a fighting stance.

" Supergirl Back off everyone leave um ... alone here." I command.

Kara says “Look Bats I know he's your guy, and all but when he's like this he could tear you apart!"


" Leave now! .. And whatever noises you hear don't open the door!"

He growls at me. I smile. “If I didn't know better...I'd have thought you'd planned this... We both know you can't keep up that power long...and you and Supergirl or Vella fighting would destroy this building... but I think we can find a better way to use that power of yours....

The next few hours were very ... um pleasant. But Afterwards I had to get back to work... I left him sleeping in the training room. I take one last look and I am ... what's the word? Relieved that his hair went back to ...normal... Looks like he's not going bald like his dad.

Steph made some jokes.. About what was going on and I ignored the... and started looking up who's wanted... Hmmm Skaar Son of... Hulk he sounds ... like someone who needs to be stopped.

At that moment I hear a battle... in one of the upper floors... I run to the elevator.. and when I get to the floor where the sounds come form I see ...


Ya jerks didn't bring me back! I'm gonna eat each , and every one of ya!"
I glare at Vella for keeping this thing... alive.

TBC

Vincent: I hate losing fights.

As I fly with Iron Lad across the smoldering remains of New York I can only think of one thing. “I’m glad to be away from Cass for a while."


Fists off Someone told her that Nightwing hates her now. This seems way out of character for Grayson. But because the person telling her that wasn't lying she believes it, although the person that said it may just be an idiot.

Whatever Cass won't go See Nightwing about it. And has gone into angry obsessive Bat-mode where the only thing she wants to think about is the "Mission". Also she’s pissed at both of my sisters.

First she doesn't like the costume Bra made for her a while back.

She thinks there's too much yellow. And she's angry at Vella for breaking up with Jason her "brother". I think he's better for her than super idiot but hey i can't control her life.

So in short Cass hasn't been a picnic to be around. But I still don't appreciate Tony Junior here insinuating she's retarded. But I push that out of my head and try to senses the Ki here. You know usually there's so much life that it takes me a while to get clear reading here well the life is mostly gone.

“There’s either a large group of people or one extremely powerful being." I say.

Stark ignored me , and flew top speed to to what looked like it used to be a suburb there was swing sets, and play grounds now charred almost beyond recognition.

“Oh God!" Rhodey"s house is gone all my stuff!" Stark cries.

“Wait you lived with War Machine?" I ask.

“In My world he wasn't War machine he was my age, and yes I lived with him after dad died."

I let this process in my brain a while. “Your Universe is screwed up Anthony."

“A girl's voice blocks out his reply. " Tony! You're alive!" Some Skinny Red Head runs up to him.

“Pepper!" He grabs her, and hugs her I can't help but suppress a laugh. That's Pepper Potts? In my Universe this is Pepper Potts.



“Tony You shouldn’t have come back! The Shadow God is going to eat the entire Universe." Pepper babbles.

“This Shadow God He's the one who did this to New York?" Anthony demands.

“No just This City the entire planet!" She sobs. “He’s done this to all of reality. Tony before we die I’d like to tell you..." But before she does Tony flies off into a rage after the huge power level.

I’m about to fly after him when mini Pepper grabs my foot. “You’re not going without me Tail Boy!"

I sigh and carry her to where Anthony is getting trashed by this.

The human half of me says to get Anthony, and get out of there. The saiyan half says “and pass up this fight? No way!" So I drop skinny and transform to my most powerful level Ss5

I don't know how dad, and Son Goku control this form I go insane every time I go to it but at this point that's a good thing. I Go insane with high powered punches, and kicks these would shatter mountains, and he just sits there, and takes it.

It grins at me. “What are you exactly? You aren't from this reality. Aaah from another universe a hybrid human and some kind of alien species that doesn't exist here."

I unleash a blast that'd destroy the planet a few times over all it does is bounce off of him and hit the planet. lava starts flowing out of the crust, and the alternate Earth is about to blow.

“Weak little creature" he chuckles. These shadows surround me I feel weak all the sudden. “Your tiny amount of power barely feeds me. But after I consume this realm I'll go , and eat yours."

He tosses me to the ground and I feel myself blacking out. " Hey Vince get up stupid ya don't wanna have yer body wearin' a Black Ring." I look up And see

“Thad? I thought you were a zombie."

He shrugs "yeah a zombie doesn't have a soul so I guess you can say I'm a ghost< Ive been whisperin' in the Black Lantern me's ear to get tryin' to ge ta him find a way to come back to life."

I shake my head "why can't you come back the same way Barry Allen did?"

“Okay. When ya tell me how the sprock grandpa did that I'll do it."

I think for a second " No one's quite sure how Flash came back."

He sighs that's what I thought. Anyway ya'd better get up , and out of this reality, before it goes boom, or yer body will end up like mine wearin' a black ring."

I snort. “I doubt one of those can get here. "

" Dude Nekron has turned vaporized bodies into Black Lanterns, and in another reality won't stop him, do you really wanna watch yourself rip out Cass' heart? Or your twin's?"

II get up all weak, and glare at the Shadow God. I take out the portal remote, grab Anthony, and Pepper, and open the portal.

When we soon get out the other other side, and I close the portal. “What where are we? The universe was dying..." Pepper shouts way too fast.

I smirk a bit “Welcome to a whole other Universe."

My mom got all pissed that me, and Anthony used her portal, and even more pissed that we may have lured some uber powerful psycho thing to this Universe.

Pepper kept asking who “the blonde guy in the green costume was."

“my friend Inertia or a part of him anyway." I say.

Antony guffaws "yeah right his ghost would be be busy watching Vella in the shower not trying to save us."

Sadly he's got a point. Anyway when I get home I expect Cass to either ignore me or yell at me oddly she hugs me instead. I guess she can tell I'm worried well I am I'm not sure anyone can stop this "Shadow God" if he gets here.

Ironlad: Zombie teamates and return home

After the incident with her kid Spoiler was talking about quitting the team... she didn't do all that much anyway, so I'm okay with it. But Batgirl kept saying she needed her around... I can guess why. Poor saiyan boy is in denial about his girl playing for the other team.

But Slobo brought up the fact that after Spoiler died Black mask her face out to all the media outing her identity., her kid would be safer from villain revenge with a group of super heroes, than with her mother. and grandmother in Gotham.

At that moment though a blast from the Capsule Corp next door shook the ground, and the conversation was tabled. We all sit up, and fly over there. Yes it could have been Vella, and Vincent's psycho dad blasting rats again out of boredom but that was unlikely.

What it was out of a George Romero movie. Inertia’s dead body was moving around, and talking in this weird black costume.


Along with Vella's dead Superboy knockoff boyfriend.


Vel's head was bleeding, but she was fighting while my ex Laura Kinney or Howlett or whatever she's going by this week Let's just call her X-23 tries to cut off the zombie's heads oddly the zombies were fighting each other as well.

The Superboy- lite one knocks away X -23. Vella was half ass fighting him. Luckily Vince Slammed into him going all out with all his powers.

Me I use this tech I lifted off that device from the future that Robin once took put Thawne's speed with.

Unfortunately since it's from the future, it was like a chimp trying to reprogram a vcr, I put some components into my armor the ones I could understand the rest though.. I'll figure it one day.

But whatever the blast was enough to slow down Inertia zombie. While he's down I blast him with a full force from my Unibeam, the round thing in my armor's chest plate.

It doesn't destroy the body completely or all that much, so I fire full force Repulsors. The body walks out of the flames. “Armor analyze!" I order.

“The Zombie was not created in traditional way by virus...it is powered by an energy feild emanating from ring." the armor's computer answers.

“Great." I think to myself. Luckily he still doesn't have any speed. “I’ve been waiting along time for this Thawne!" I punch him hoping it hurts the undead freak and then go for the ring to cut his strings like a puppet.

My armor starts blaring “warning Speed Force energy has returned to corpse vibration attack breaking breaching armor.


" I'm gonna eat yer heart Stark!” His hand vibrates into my chest only to be shocked by the device I put there to replace it after the injuries I received at the hands of Kang controlled Iron Man all a couple of years ago.



I would gloat but I'm messed up by him trying that, X attacks him from behind. slashing into his back.

The undead speedster grabs her wrists he’s about to bite her face but then he stops.

“What are ya waitin' on bub? I'm just a weapon No one'll miss me! I hope ya choke on me!"

" Ya ain't no weapon!" Thawne yells. “Neither am I! I ain't doin' this crap no more! Screw My granfather that created me as just a tool, and screw Black Hand and whatever the hell is behind his raisin' the dead. I'm a person not a monster I ain't eatin' another person Vella Vincent? Can ya guys wish me back wit' those Dragonball things?"


Vella while trying to pull her brother off away from ripping her zher decompsing lover 's head off. " the Dragonballs were snatched up in a game show! The Henchman union has them I don't know where they are!"

He screams saying something about not wanting to see beautiful women as steaks, and ran off into the dusk. That's new an emo zombie. Weird thing was it looked like Laura, and the undead freak had a moment there… can’t be probably my imagination. Vella now used her ring to pull Vincent away from saving the other zombie. “Don’t hurt him! We can wish him back!"

" Vella Van is dead, he isn't coming back like Kon or Superman did he's a flawed clone now let me tear this corpse apart!"

Instead of the happening the zombie bit Vincent's arm shouting “Flesh!"

My armor rebooted, and I zapped the corpse with Kryptonite rays you'd think it wouldn’t work on a zombie but it sent him back screaming and he flew ff into the night. Wow I wondered where everyone else was until I saw that they were holding there heads and were bruised turns out Inertia speed blitzed the rest of the team to start off.

Oh God I'm going to turn into a zombie!" Vincent whines. “You too Vella!"

That's a scary thought I've seen what these two saiyans did to an all you can eat buffet. But I checked them for zombie virus just in case neither one of them had it.

After the saiyan twins ate some kind of beans to heal their wounds, the others decided of all the stupid things to go out for tattoos, luckily Vel, didn't go because she was called because of some GL emergency, and Steph took her daughter to Gotham to visit Robin. So I won't be the only one who' hasn't mutilated himself.

While they are gone I decided to go to the Vault, and decided to see the Mandarian from my reality. I had to go through all types of red tape thanks alot Norman Osborn, but finally I went to see him .

“What do you want Stark?" he hisses.

“Why would you come into this Universe? it can't just be for revenge can it? Without me there you would have gotten anything you wanted."

" I did for a while." he answered. " but then some creature came and was in the process of destroying our entire Universe we are both all that is left."

I suspected he was lying, But I had to be sure. But how? Wait doesn't Vincent, and Vella's mother has a dimensional portal in her basement? I fly back to the Legacy place.

A few hours later after Vincent is done scarring himself with the royal saiyan symbol on his right arm we sneak into Capsule Corp and started programming the portal.

" I don't know if we'll ever find your Universe Anthony, there are Infinite realities." he says.


I shrug. “I thought there was only 52."

“Nope. Where did you get that idea? Any way all beings are attuned to their own Universe through a vibrational field the Flashes actually go to other realties by changing theirs I'll use mom's equipment to find yours, and if we're extremely lucky we'll find your reality. Hopefully before mom finds out I'm messing with the portal, last time I used it I accidentally released hippy versions of certain heroes into this Universe.. it was ugly."

So for the next hour the portal was trying to find my reality Vincent was telling me about his life with the Batgirl finally I shouted “No one cares! I mean really you should have just boinked her, and moved on now your stuck forever with a weird chick with all kind of mental disorders."

Then it dawned on me why he may have took the whole marriage thing and didn't divorce her “don’t tell me you got her pregnant."

“No. We're being careful about that" he snorts. Whew good because I've seen their kid he's kind of well a murdering psycho.

Then you should just dump her now." I state. He starts growling. " dude all love is chemicals in the brain that run out after a while and when that happens you'll be stuck with crazy girl and her problems well if she doesn't dump you completely for Spoiler."

" How many times do I have to tell people there's nothing going on between Cass and Spoiler!" His eyes get rage filled. Damn it and my armor is across the room. Great, death by saiyan not how I wanted to go out I was hoping the way I'd go out would involve leggy supermodels.

Then I was literally saved by the bell, the portal's computer had found my universe, and beeped Vincent forgot his anger, and we prepared to go there, who knows I may decide to stay there.

But when we opened the portal this was how my native New York looked.


TBC

Black Lantern Inertia: The end of the Heroslayer's plan

I was created as a puppet for the Thawne's revenge on the Allens I was supposed to kill Bart Allen and take his place. When I saw how Max Mercury treated Bart like a son, and how my own supposed grandfather treated me like a weapon, I refused ta go along with it any longer.

I played around with Slade's Titans East for a while but I only wanted the speed formula he was giving me, that was until my own natural powers came back, and I tied to get me some lovin' from Vella Briefs I made some friends did some of what some people would call "good" and I died.

I was tortured by the souls of Bart, and a clone of Superboy until one Day Bat vanished in a bunch of lightning then me, and the Superboy clone woke up with black rings on our fingers and this chant about the Blackest Night great I'm part of something that in the future is used to scare bad children.


Worst yet I'm a puppet again. I'm supposed to attack, and kill Legacy, I've been resistin' it so far don't know how long I keep doin' that. I watch them fight with this Villain group hastily put together by Heroslayer.

And a guy wearin' my face holdin' Spoiler's kid hostage.

Match, some Wondergirl lookin' chick probably a clone are freakin' out that this guy would threaten a kid. I kinda think Match has more Superboy in him than he likes to admit. Because although he claims the Rouges told him not ta kill kids they slaughtered Bart without any remorse so Match's story don't add up.

Any way I watch as Match, and the girl who I find out is named Fury Are about to attack the clone of me, a clone of a clone they shoulda known that'd turn out wrong.

"Heroslayer Yells” Yes let's not kill the child let's make her like us!"

To which Spoiler shouts. “I will F@%$%*09 kill you if you touch a hair on her head! And you’re not brain washing my little girl either Heroslayer!" She tries to jump "Kid Zoom” with some other heroes, and villains.

They miss him because he's way to fast fer them problem is I'm not. I grab Gwen outta my look alike's hand No one else cans see anything but a blur but he’s fast enough ta see my face.

He ran screamin' I guess a fast zombie would do that to ya. No one saw me put Gwen in Spoiler's hands and run back to where I was watchin' ...

“Okay guys what just happened there?" Steph questions.


“Who cares?" Batgirl gripes." Get... Gwen to the um teleporter, send her to the Batcave... the rest of you take... down the villains!"

That weird Orange Lantern chick tackles Vince. “You’re mine! The saiyan Kingdom is mine! The Universe is Mine Mine mine!"

" What the Hell is wrong with Caulera?" Vince yells.


“She must have gone to Agent orange's space sector!" Vella explains " And she was devoured by an Orange lantern, and her identity stolen she’s basically a construct with Caulera’s mind, and identity but her body is dead!"

Vince smiles. “Heh so you're a ghost huh? Well Cass can't nag me for killing what's already dead, Final Flash!" The orange construct blinked out in the blast, and the ring flew off.

The alternate universe Mandarin was busy fightin' Iron Lad, he didn't Notice Slobo behind him. “Hey Bastich! Get outta our house!" Slobo growls Before Punching the Mandarin this distracted the armored guy long enough for Stark to blast Mandarin with his chest laser thing.

“You have no honor Stark... to use this alien to help defeat me!" Mandarin spits.

“Oh and like using these thugs to help kill me was all that honorable Mandy? Get over yourself how did you get to this Universe anyway?" It was too late the guy passed out.

The next Moment Supergirl knocks match thought the wall into the outside and he just keeps flying. Fury Catches Kara in her lasso. “Die Bimbo!"

Vella elbows Fury in the fore head " Leave my friend alone!"

Seems Vel had gotten too close to the frozen Parasite girl who broke out of the ice Supergirl had encase her in ' Hungry!" the purple freak yelled going after Vella who encased in a big green bubble using her ring.

This Gave e fury the chance to counter attack or so she thought when Vincent punched her the same way Supes knocked away her boyfriend. “You don't hit my sister!" he declares.

“Hey I can take care of my self Vince!" Vella growls.

“Doesn’t look like it to me! Wonder Bitch was about to attack you from behind!'

“I knew she was there Vince! She was about to get slapped by my tail before you bulled your way in fact because of you She's escaped!"

The two stopped arguing when a loud Snap! Went through the whole room everyone looked to see Batgirl had snapped Heroslayer's arm. “It’s over." Cass stated simply.

Heroslayer starts laughing hoarsely. “It’s not over The Bomb Is set going to explode soon you'll all die!"

Iron Lad does something... in his tin can “He’s right there is a foreign object by the generators I'll go diffuse it but you may need to get every one out."

I gave the nerd a bit of my speed So he gets down to the basement fiddles with the bomb a bit then tears it out of where it's set, and flies to the top of the building tosses it into the sky some inventor you fail Stark Junior.

Here's where it got really stupid at this moment Heroslayer jumps out of the window where he was at no idea how he got away from Miss Bats and tries to catch the bomb and it blew up with him near it.

I bet that was a cover for an escape that or he's so insane to think that he could have tossed the bomb back into the building. Either's he'll comeback another time, or he's gonna join the Black Lantern Corps either way it isn’t the end for that guy.

But there's some one I want ta put an end to. My other self I look fer him all over the new Legacy HQ and find him at the teleporter about ta jump Spoiler who I guess made sure her kid was safe.

Before he grabbed her he just stopped still as a statue. “Borrowed this from tm it sucks the Speed force out of you speedsters now you're ass is mine for threatening Gwen."



The beating that came next was horrible as it was one sided. She left him Battered on the floor while she went ta see if the rest of the team needed help not knowing that they already won.

I approach the clone of me. “Hey Pal ya look a little stuck!'

" No! Get away! What are you?" He whines.

“I’m a Black Lantern, in layman's terms I'm a zombie. Ya know what zombies do the livin' don't ya?"

He cried like a baby as I finished him off. After eating, my clone fer lunch I felt disgusted wit' myself I gotta get outta this condition. Those dragonballs the saiyan twins always talked about can turn me human again I gotta...

"VELLLAAAAA!"
That weird moan makes me turn around ugh It's Van-El.
continued from here.

He's after Vel eh? Well it'd have to be over my undead body.

Supergirl: Inertia returns or does he?

I can't believe this I'm the responsible one here. You see when I joined Legacy several of Cousin Kal's loser enemies decided to team up and take on Legacy. Now the combined might of this team should take dorks like Terra Man, The Prankster, Live Wire, The Toyman and several others.

But noooo they are playing around with them. While I rescue any civilians in the way. I complain to Batgirl. " They could beat these morts anytime they want we have a saiyan, a czarnian, a saiyan Green Lantern, Ironman jr, a former Robin Me, And you MS Fighting Machine why haven't we put these idiots away yet?"

“Stress reliever."

“Wait what? You mean they're treating them like a predator play s with its prey? But that's nuts! "

“I’m making sure no normal person would be hurt she says before ducking a flying super villain that Vincent Punched there" “That hurt no more MR. Nice Guy!" The half saiyan yells before breaking the guy's teeth.



They take down the guys. Easily except for one thing I couldn't figure out. Spoiler was fighting with Live Wire.

She was dodging the electric chick's blasts. Taunting, “Can’t hit me! Hah ha ha!"

“Stay still you little bat slut!" Live Wire retorts.

“The Girl with the boob window in her costume calls me a Slut? Bwhahahahhahahahaha!"

I'm about to fly in and help her when Batgirl puts up her hand. “No.:

“What? Live Wire is gonna kill her!"" I rant.

"Watch." Cass, orders.

“Where are you girl? Come out so I can kill you!"

Steph jumps out behind a building shooting Live wire with a water gun which disrupts Live Wire's electric powers. After that Steph just knocked her out. “Your weakness is water, lame!" Steph yelped

“Way ta go team!" A voice congratulated. “Is there still room fer me?" We all looked over to non Zombie looking Inertia.

After the crooks were sent to jail we all went back to base, and after Vella, and Anthony did all kinds of tests on Inertia they said that it was indeed him.

Vella started laughing at her twin. “You said you saw a Zombie Thad. you’re going crazy Vince."

“I am not I saw him he had no skin on his face, and the bones were messed up!"

We all laughed, and Steph lamented that we didn't get to give a bachelorette party for Cass . The guys sort of wandered off. And I smiled at batgirl. '"So how do you like married life?"

" It’s Fine. It's not that different... Bruce is mad... and Vincent is confused. But I want to stay with him. "

" Yeah I notice you two stay in you room all the time."

" Yes.. We spar a lot." She says.

" And what do you do when you don't spar?" She just giggles in answer.

I knew you weren't just all business like Batman." I laugh but in the next second Anthony without his armor is tossed the corridor Heroslayer, with a bunch of nuts somehow got into the building.




Vella was fighting that wimpy saiyan girl that had tried to steal Vince from MS. Bats but she now had an orange ring And was being helped by some guy in what looked like Shredder Armor who wore a ring on each finger.

I hear Anthony mumble "How did the Mandarin get to this Universe?" Their combined powers were beating Vella. Vincent was getting beat up by the bizarro version of my cousin Kon, Match.

While Slobo Was trapped in the lasso of Fury my friend Wonder girl’s clone he was disintegrating, but his Lobo like healing ability was saving him. Cass was beating down Heroslayer until this blur knocked her off.

It caught Cass in a tornado like vortex until she passed out.
" Ha! All the super fightin' in the world won't help when ya ain't got no air in yer lungs"

It was Inertia in a yellow, and red suit. " You Glek nok!" I scream " These were your friends and you'd betray them?"

Inertia grins. " baby the Inertia that was friends wit' these dorks is in the ground I'm a clone Craydll created just in case the first Thaddeus Thawne died before succeeding his mission I got all his memories up until he went all wimpy. An' heroic. Since that sprokin' wimp ruined the name Inertia, ya can call me Kid Zoom sweet heart!"

"I'm about to call you a splatter on the wall!" I comment before I start feeling weak like my powers were being drained but it wasn't kryptonite it was something else.

I turn and see this Girl about my age but she's purple like the Parasite. Oh don't tell me there's a teenage girl version of the Parasite!

" Your powers are so tasty Supergirl or should I say Linda?" She knows my secret Id? Oh crap! Just like the other Parasite she gets your memories, and your powers. I pass out.

I wake up still weakened , and chained along with the rest of the team Heroslayer was tying up poor Steph. When Match said. " Hey don't hurt her too much!"

" I'm in charge here Match!" Heroslayer gripes. " But since the whole Kid Zoom Trojan Horse idea was your plan I'll let it slide this time."

This was Match's idea? When I get finished with him he won't look like anybody I'm related to.

Slayer turns on us " A bomb has been planted in this fancy little building of yours you will soon all die!"



" And when Stark is dead my association with you will be over Heroslayer.!" The Shredder/ Mandarin guy yells.

" No Mandarin remember out deal I help you kill your Universe's version of Tony Stark, and you help me kill the Teen Titans."

A grin pops up on Cass' face.. She whispers to the others " They aren't working well... as a team we can take um... advantage." Oh good she has a plan I hope she enacts it soon or we're toast.

Vella 100th post is someone back from the dead?

Ugh. This is what depressed feels like? I don't like it. Well you see jason lost his mind he dressed up like evil Batman.

then he shot Damian, and stabbed Tim Drake, Now i fight with my brothers all the time but I don't try to kill him. And Damien is eight I think. He's a little boy I don't care about killing enemies in battle saiyans are taught to do that even though I haven't I did think about it with Heroslayer.

That's not the point the point is he tried to kill his own family! Batman beat him, and put him in some kind of cell in the Bat cave, but I can't condone what he did. I can't even look at him much less date him.

So I've been depressed my friends decided to take me to movie to help me feel better. Too bad they took me to Dragon Ball Evolution. Uncle Goku was was well a wimp in that movie.

Though daddy liked that part. "They really have you down Kakarot!"
" Shut up Vegeta!" Uncle Goku growled. " At least I got my money for this. You weren't even it!"

" I must think whatever deity is responsible for that huge favor." Daddy jokes. Well the movie is awful and a waste of time.

So Pan somehow hears I'm not with Jason any more and started annoying me." I'm not attracted to you leave me alone!" I yell and Supergirl pops in between us.


" Is she bothering you Vella?" She asks.

Pan gets up in Kara's face " It's none of your business bottle blonde!"

Kara grabbed Pan up, and tossed her out of the building.

"Thanks" I smile.

" No problem." She waves before flying off to somewhere.

I decide to take a shower, and in there I'm crying. After I'm out and dressed I hear a voice saying. " Ya shouldn't cry sweet heart messes up yer pretty blue eyes."

The voice sounds all weird and raspy. Then think I recognize it. " Inertia?"

A cold clammy hand rubs my shoulder for a second then he's gone in a blur of black and silver.

So after I tell everyone about this, and all this strange gifts me. and Steph have been getting from someone claiming to be Inertia Cass decided to investigate.

We fly to the West City Cemetery there Batgirl gets Kara to X-ray Vision his grave." There is no body in there. looks like some kind of strange energy hit the corpse reanimated, it and he phased out of the grave with his Flash powers."

" Yay! Thad's back " I squeal.

" And still a pervert ." Spoiler gripes. " He watched you in the shower."

Kara interrupts some thing's off about this energy. like I've seen it before ... but haven't. Like a weird cross between the Antimonitor, and a Green Lantern...."

While she was talking Vince pulled me away. " Vel You've studied up on saiyan law can Grandma Tomae actually marry people?"

" Yes she's a former Saiyan queen... why?"

" Crap" He spits. " Mom's going to have a fit..."

" About what?" I ask.


" Well after the Boudakai was over Caulera whined to grandma that she should be my mate. She sicced Tomae on Cass and wouldn't let me help... which is why Cass is limping. Well Cass won the fight without weapons messing up hers hands and feet pretty good after that Grandma said "welcome to the family grandaughter By the the royal decree you are my grandson's mate. May you have strong children."

I giggle. " Congratulations Mr. Cain."

" Shut up Vella! Am I old enough for that to be legal?"

"We look seventeen so yeah. Wat does Cass think about it?"


She doesn't seem to care one way or the other she's just glad Caulera won't be in our lives anymore. Batman's going to kill me isn't he?"

"Yes Yes he is." I mock. Then everything goes all crazy. Hands start popping out of their graves.



They were just shambling zombies though easy to defeat. Weird thing is they were wearing all these rings that are like mine but black.

Kara used her vision powers on one of them. " Guys you may not want to get the welcome back banners for Inertia just yet these rings radiate the same energy that brought him back.

So he's a zombie? Man just when something good was happening it turns out to be bad.