After the incident with her kid Spoiler was talking about quitting the team... she didn't do all that much anyway, so I'm okay with it. But Batgirl kept saying she needed her around... I can guess why. Poor saiyan boy is in denial about his girl playing for the other team.
But Slobo brought up the fact that after Spoiler died Black mask her face out to all the media outing her identity., her kid would be safer from villain revenge with a group of super heroes, than with her mother. and grandmother in Gotham.
At that moment though a blast from the Capsule Corp next door shook the ground, and the conversation was tabled. We all sit up, and fly over there. Yes it could have been Vella, and Vincent's psycho dad blasting rats again out of boredom but that was unlikely.
What it was out of a George Romero movie. Inertia’s dead body was moving around, and talking in this weird black costume.
Along with Vella's dead Superboy knockoff boyfriend.
Vel's head was bleeding, but she was fighting while my ex Laura Kinney or Howlett or whatever she's going by this week Let's just call her X-23 tries to cut off the zombie's heads oddly the zombies were fighting each other as well.
The Superboy- lite one knocks away X -23. Vella was half ass fighting him. Luckily Vince Slammed into him going all out with all his powers.
Me I use this tech I lifted off that device from the future that Robin once took put Thawne's speed with.
Unfortunately since it's from the future, it was like a chimp trying to reprogram a vcr, I put some components into my armor the ones I could understand the rest though.. I'll figure it one day.
But whatever the blast was enough to slow down Inertia zombie. While he's down I blast him with a full force from my Unibeam, the round thing in my armor's chest plate.
It doesn't destroy the body completely or all that much, so I fire full force Repulsors. The body walks out of the flames. “Armor analyze!" I order.
“The Zombie was not created in traditional way by virus...it is powered by an energy feild emanating from ring." the armor's computer answers.
“Great." I think to myself. Luckily he still doesn't have any speed. “I’ve been waiting along time for this Thawne!" I punch him hoping it hurts the undead freak and then go for the ring to cut his strings like a puppet.
My armor starts blaring “warning Speed Force energy has returned to corpse vibration attack breaking breaching armor.
" I'm gonna eat yer heart Stark!” His hand vibrates into my chest only to be shocked by the device I put there to replace it after the injuries I received at the hands of Kang controlled Iron Man all a couple of years ago.
I would gloat but I'm messed up by him trying that, X attacks him from behind. slashing into his back.
The undead speedster grabs her wrists he’s about to bite her face but then he stops.
“What are ya waitin' on bub? I'm just a weapon No one'll miss me! I hope ya choke on me!"
" Ya ain't no weapon!" Thawne yells. “Neither am I! I ain't doin' this crap no more! Screw My granfather that created me as just a tool, and screw Black Hand and whatever the hell is behind his raisin' the dead. I'm a person not a monster I ain't eatin' another person Vella Vincent? Can ya guys wish me back wit' those Dragonball things?"
Vella while trying to pull her brother off away from ripping her zher decompsing lover 's head off. " the Dragonballs were snatched up in a game show! The Henchman union has them I don't know where they are!"
He screams saying something about not wanting to see beautiful women as steaks, and ran off into the dusk. That's new an emo zombie. Weird thing was it looked like Laura, and the undead freak had a moment there… can’t be probably my imagination. Vella now used her ring to pull Vincent away from saving the other zombie. “Don’t hurt him! We can wish him back!"
" Vella Van is dead, he isn't coming back like Kon or Superman did he's a flawed clone now let me tear this corpse apart!"
Instead of the happening the zombie bit Vincent's arm shouting “Flesh!"
My armor rebooted, and I zapped the corpse with Kryptonite rays you'd think it wouldn’t work on a zombie but it sent him back screaming and he flew ff into the night. Wow I wondered where everyone else was until I saw that they were holding there heads and were bruised turns out Inertia speed blitzed the rest of the team to start off.
Oh God I'm going to turn into a zombie!" Vincent whines. “You too Vella!"
That's a scary thought I've seen what these two saiyans did to an all you can eat buffet. But I checked them for zombie virus just in case neither one of them had it.
After the saiyan twins ate some kind of beans to heal their wounds, the others decided of all the stupid things to go out for tattoos, luckily Vel, didn't go because she was called because of some GL emergency, and Steph took her daughter to Gotham to visit Robin. So I won't be the only one who' hasn't mutilated himself.
While they are gone I decided to go to the Vault, and decided to see the Mandarian from my reality. I had to go through all types of red tape thanks alot Norman Osborn, but finally I went to see him .
“What do you want Stark?" he hisses.
“Why would you come into this Universe? it can't just be for revenge can it? Without me there you would have gotten anything you wanted."
" I did for a while." he answered. " but then some creature came and was in the process of destroying our entire Universe we are both all that is left."
I suspected he was lying, But I had to be sure. But how? Wait doesn't Vincent, and Vella's mother has a dimensional portal in her basement? I fly back to the Legacy place.
A few hours later after Vincent is done scarring himself with the royal saiyan symbol on his right arm we sneak into Capsule Corp and started programming the portal.
" I don't know if we'll ever find your Universe Anthony, there are Infinite realities." he says.
I shrug. “I thought there was only 52."
“Nope. Where did you get that idea? Any way all beings are attuned to their own Universe through a vibrational field the Flashes actually go to other realties by changing theirs I'll use mom's equipment to find yours, and if we're extremely lucky we'll find your reality. Hopefully before mom finds out I'm messing with the portal, last time I used it I accidentally released hippy versions of certain heroes into this Universe.. it was ugly."
So for the next hour the portal was trying to find my reality Vincent was telling me about his life with the Batgirl finally I shouted “No one cares! I mean really you should have just boinked her, and moved on now your stuck forever with a weird chick with all kind of mental disorders."
Then it dawned on me why he may have took the whole marriage thing and didn't divorce her “don’t tell me you got her pregnant."
“No. We're being careful about that" he snorts. Whew good because I've seen their kid he's kind of well a murdering psycho.
Then you should just dump her now." I state. He starts growling. " dude all love is chemicals in the brain that run out after a while and when that happens you'll be stuck with crazy girl and her problems well if she doesn't dump you completely for Spoiler."
" How many times do I have to tell people there's nothing going on between Cass and Spoiler!" His eyes get rage filled. Damn it and my armor is across the room. Great, death by saiyan not how I wanted to go out I was hoping the way I'd go out would involve leggy supermodels.
Then I was literally saved by the bell, the portal's computer had found my universe, and beeped Vincent forgot his anger, and we prepared to go there, who knows I may decide to stay there.
But when we opened the portal this was how my native New York looked.
TBC
Monday, July 6, 2009
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