Batgirl:Groan

Slobo quit today... He said "Anita needs him." I asked if we can help " he said "naw it's a relationship thang."

That's the problem with this team... and something I am uh g-guilty of we... let our love lives take up too much time like Um Wonder Woman said. Maybe that's why Nightwing is mad at me... I'm not being serious.

Or maybe Vincent's right, and Misfit doesn't know what she's talking about... and Dick isn't mad at me. Doesn't matter I'm mad at myself. The Black Lanterns killed alot of people I ... we should have done more to save them.

I have to make Legacy better... how would Bruce have done it? Probably by being really mean and Punching Guy Gardner... who can I punch? I like Vincent’s face and hitting him would turn him on...

I want to punch Vella for how she's treating Jason... and saving Black Lantern Inertia, but Vince would be mad... Inertia's dead. Steph... too easy. Also Tim doesn't like me beating up his girlfriend. Supergirl? I'd probably end up with a broken hand. Iron Lad? he too drunk to feel it.

Hmm I have to think of something ... else. I go into the basement and drink tea to think.

Vincent wanders up to me " hey babe..."

“No." I say.

“What? I didn't even say, oh yeah body language. So what did I do to for you to give me the cold shoulder?" he grunts.

“Nothing... I have other stuff to do than to please you... our team is weaker now that Slobo has left... and I need to lead it."

He does a weight lifter pose. “I’m strong enough to carry the weight for me, and Slobo."

“You spend less... and less time training... and more trying to get me into bed..." I snort. “Soon you'll be weaker than Green Arrow."

“That’s a low blow." he grunts.

“You... want to show your dad that you should... be Prince of Saiyans...and not Trunks you have to work harder..." I'm uh interrupted when Steph jumps in wearing this silly costume.

“Bra sent a bunch of costumes over for you... but I like this one! Can I keep it? Hey maybe I can be substitute Batgirl? Or Batgirl Purple or something?"

Vince got mad I just nod " You can have it I don't want it."

I left the talk with my boy to see the new costumes most of them looked like Babs' but I kind of like this one.

It's not yellow. Vella slouches in...With a fake smile.

“I um well we went for the Dragonballs...." She stutters like me.

“And?" I question.

“Well someone got to them before me, and Laura did, and made a wish that I can't remember.


I clench my fist. “So you didn’t bring Inertia back... and his zombie is running around free because of you?"

“Look I'm sorry okay?" She tries to apologize.

“Maybe if you weren't ... chasing around Superboy's..." I start before Supergirl gets in between us don't know where she came from.

“Hey guys let's just chill out okay?" Kara asks.


“Fine... we need a training session anyway." I order Vince gives me a dirty look I know I'm going to hea aboout how how I treat his twin... So that's another annoyance.

During the training a robot knocks down Vince... I told him he should train more...maybe now he'll listen to me. he gets all mad and turns into that weird blue furred thing... he calls a Supersaiyan 5.

He goes crazy, and starts attacking us with blasts. Vella was about to transform too when I order " No! We don't need two crazy people here!"

Supergirl body slams him into the wall. “Calm down Vince before I hurt you!" She’s blasted away, and he goes into a fighting stance.

" Supergirl Back off everyone leave um ... alone here." I command.

Kara says “Look Bats I know he's your guy, and all but when he's like this he could tear you apart!"


" Leave now! .. And whatever noises you hear don't open the door!"

He growls at me. I smile. “If I didn't know better...I'd have thought you'd planned this... We both know you can't keep up that power long...and you and Supergirl or Vella fighting would destroy this building... but I think we can find a better way to use that power of yours....

The next few hours were very ... um pleasant. But Afterwards I had to get back to work... I left him sleeping in the training room. I take one last look and I am ... what's the word? Relieved that his hair went back to ...normal... Looks like he's not going bald like his dad.

Steph made some jokes.. About what was going on and I ignored the... and started looking up who's wanted... Hmmm Skaar Son of... Hulk he sounds ... like someone who needs to be stopped.

At that moment I hear a battle... in one of the upper floors... I run to the elevator.. and when I get to the floor where the sounds come form I see ...


Ya jerks didn't bring me back! I'm gonna eat each , and every one of ya!"
I glare at Vella for keeping this thing... alive.

TBC