Batgirl Recruiting.

My team thinks I’m crazy. But I think it’s a good idea ... to try to um get Skaar on our side. I'd been practicing this speech I gave him, and I think I'm talking a lot better these days. The reading although... well I'm better... just not where I want to be.

The Green boy stared me up and down, and stopped at my chest symbol stared at it for a bit, then laughed. “You want me to be nut in a costume like you? Sorry I'm only on Earth to kill my father."

“Been there, well I never wanted to kill my dad... (Not Bruce my blood dad) but hurt him. Let's say you kill Hulk what then?"

Before he can answer an um plane lands, And Norman Osborn in his stupid looking Iron Patriot, armor walks out.

And along side him... are a bunch of teenaged heroes from the um... In...initiative, and Wolverine's son Daken, and some guy that wears a cape, and a skull mask.

“Legacy I'm glad you helped me find Skaar I'll take it from here."

" No ... You won't ..." I start stammering If anyone shouldn't recruit him it's Osborn, and his killers.

I can almost feel him smirking behind that armor. " I think you don't want this to escalate ,and find your little band of outsiders, and misfits in the Vault, Miss Wayne."



"If you think I'm that airheaded rich girlfriend of Vincent's you're even dumber... than the Green Goblin costume made you look." I smile under my mask; I think I'm getting good with this whole Secret ID thing.

Wolverine's son, Daiken he starts talking t us I don't hear what he's saying I start feeling... warm all over, I can see other members of the team listening to him getting liking what they hear but Vincent starts growling like that talking ape I fought in Bludhaven.

Vella's ring um warns us. “Pheromones being used filtering air."

Don't know what a "Fair a moan" is but I know it Makes Vincent go crazy and punch Daken into the nearest mountain Osborn orders his team to attack.


Some lizard girl attacks Spoiler. “Why is it always lizard people?" she yells.

Anthony takes over Osborn's armor “really you couldn't build your own armor? Well I know most of the stuff Tony puts in his because in a way I am him. Like the remote controls. Let’s see you do the Macrena Goblin Boy “Osborn danced weirdly.

I was attacked by this guy calling himself um Taskmaster.

He used moves stolen from Captain America, and others. I had a hard time fighting him and I had to try to lead the others. Vincent was having no problems with Daiken but was too um berserk beating on the mutant

Steph was fighting some lizard girl named Komodo, and not doing well Anthony was busy keeping Osborn out of the fight Supergirl was being hurt by some girl named Thor Girl That sounds silly that'd be like me calling my self "Bruce Girl".

Vella fought some boy who could make your fears come to life...hers looked to be an octopus with it's arms shaped like... Oh my… that's just gross. She had herself in a ring shield and wouldn't fight the monster.

Inertia was fighting some cloud throwing girl.

"Really you tried to strangle me with clouds?" Inertia laughs. "Weak!" He knocks her out.

I dodge a sword going my chest. “Inertia “You won now go help someone else!"

He takes all the air out of Taskmaster's lungs, stunning him long enough for me to knock him out. He then throws Komodo off of Steph. “You two look like such a great couple all rolling around like that but I had to stop lizard face." Thad grins. I mean really in battle? Couldn't you like waited to get her number first?"


Steph playing right into Thawne's hands gets all um angry. “You sick pervert! I AM NOT ..."

"Yeah yeah you’re just mad that Cass into Vince, and not you but I’m from the future, and I just don't get this denying your feelings stuff."

Steph chases after Thaddeus who can run art light speed so she has um no chance to catch him I wish he'sd stop doing things like that in a fight. ' Stanfd Still, and let me hit you!"

I roll my eyes and throw explosive Batrangs at Thor Girl they don't hurt her but they do distract her long enough for Supergirl to get the upper hand. “Spoiler! Stop trying to hit Thad and get back into the fight!" I order.


Steph jumps over to Vella “Come on get outta the shield you saiyans have all kinds of Mary Sue powers, and that ring, and you're afraid of the sushi platter? I thought you GLs didn't have fear."

“W... we have fear just able to over come it." Vella whines.

“Then you know do that! Or would you want your daddy to see what a coward his little girl is a sniveling wimpy little..."

Vella's ki power explodes “SHUT UP!" Throwing Spoiler, and fear kid for several yards.

At this moment I hear a loud laughter. "I want in on this!"

Skaar charged into the fight attacking both groups. This may not have been my bet idea.

To be continued.