Monday, June 1, 2009

Black Lantern Inertia: The end of the Heroslayer's plan

I was created as a puppet for the Thawne's revenge on the Allens I was supposed to kill Bart Allen and take his place. When I saw how Max Mercury treated Bart like a son, and how my own supposed grandfather treated me like a weapon, I refused ta go along with it any longer.

I played around with Slade's Titans East for a while but I only wanted the speed formula he was giving me, that was until my own natural powers came back, and I tied to get me some lovin' from Vella Briefs I made some friends did some of what some people would call "good" and I died.

I was tortured by the souls of Bart, and a clone of Superboy until one Day Bat vanished in a bunch of lightning then me, and the Superboy clone woke up with black rings on our fingers and this chant about the Blackest Night great I'm part of something that in the future is used to scare bad children.


Worst yet I'm a puppet again. I'm supposed to attack, and kill Legacy, I've been resistin' it so far don't know how long I keep doin' that. I watch them fight with this Villain group hastily put together by Heroslayer.

And a guy wearin' my face holdin' Spoiler's kid hostage.

Match, some Wondergirl lookin' chick probably a clone are freakin' out that this guy would threaten a kid. I kinda think Match has more Superboy in him than he likes to admit. Because although he claims the Rouges told him not ta kill kids they slaughtered Bart without any remorse so Match's story don't add up.

Any way I watch as Match, and the girl who I find out is named Fury Are about to attack the clone of me, a clone of a clone they shoulda known that'd turn out wrong.

"Heroslayer Yells” Yes let's not kill the child let's make her like us!"

To which Spoiler shouts. “I will F@%$%*09 kill you if you touch a hair on her head! And you’re not brain washing my little girl either Heroslayer!" She tries to jump "Kid Zoom” with some other heroes, and villains.

They miss him because he's way to fast fer them problem is I'm not. I grab Gwen outta my look alike's hand No one else cans see anything but a blur but he’s fast enough ta see my face.

He ran screamin' I guess a fast zombie would do that to ya. No one saw me put Gwen in Spoiler's hands and run back to where I was watchin' ...

“Okay guys what just happened there?" Steph questions.


“Who cares?" Batgirl gripes." Get... Gwen to the um teleporter, send her to the Batcave... the rest of you take... down the villains!"

That weird Orange Lantern chick tackles Vince. “You’re mine! The saiyan Kingdom is mine! The Universe is Mine Mine mine!"

" What the Hell is wrong with Caulera?" Vince yells.


“She must have gone to Agent orange's space sector!" Vella explains " And she was devoured by an Orange lantern, and her identity stolen she’s basically a construct with Caulera’s mind, and identity but her body is dead!"

Vince smiles. “Heh so you're a ghost huh? Well Cass can't nag me for killing what's already dead, Final Flash!" The orange construct blinked out in the blast, and the ring flew off.

The alternate universe Mandarin was busy fightin' Iron Lad, he didn't Notice Slobo behind him. “Hey Bastich! Get outta our house!" Slobo growls Before Punching the Mandarin this distracted the armored guy long enough for Stark to blast Mandarin with his chest laser thing.

“You have no honor Stark... to use this alien to help defeat me!" Mandarin spits.

“Oh and like using these thugs to help kill me was all that honorable Mandy? Get over yourself how did you get to this Universe anyway?" It was too late the guy passed out.

The next Moment Supergirl knocks match thought the wall into the outside and he just keeps flying. Fury Catches Kara in her lasso. “Die Bimbo!"

Vella elbows Fury in the fore head " Leave my friend alone!"

Seems Vel had gotten too close to the frozen Parasite girl who broke out of the ice Supergirl had encase her in ' Hungry!" the purple freak yelled going after Vella who encased in a big green bubble using her ring.

This Gave e fury the chance to counter attack or so she thought when Vincent punched her the same way Supes knocked away her boyfriend. “You don't hit my sister!" he declares.

“Hey I can take care of my self Vince!" Vella growls.

“Doesn’t look like it to me! Wonder Bitch was about to attack you from behind!'

“I knew she was there Vince! She was about to get slapped by my tail before you bulled your way in fact because of you She's escaped!"

The two stopped arguing when a loud Snap! Went through the whole room everyone looked to see Batgirl had snapped Heroslayer's arm. “It’s over." Cass stated simply.

Heroslayer starts laughing hoarsely. “It’s not over The Bomb Is set going to explode soon you'll all die!"

Iron Lad does something... in his tin can “He’s right there is a foreign object by the generators I'll go diffuse it but you may need to get every one out."

I gave the nerd a bit of my speed So he gets down to the basement fiddles with the bomb a bit then tears it out of where it's set, and flies to the top of the building tosses it into the sky some inventor you fail Stark Junior.

Here's where it got really stupid at this moment Heroslayer jumps out of the window where he was at no idea how he got away from Miss Bats and tries to catch the bomb and it blew up with him near it.

I bet that was a cover for an escape that or he's so insane to think that he could have tossed the bomb back into the building. Either's he'll comeback another time, or he's gonna join the Black Lantern Corps either way it isn’t the end for that guy.

But there's some one I want ta put an end to. My other self I look fer him all over the new Legacy HQ and find him at the teleporter about ta jump Spoiler who I guess made sure her kid was safe.

Before he grabbed her he just stopped still as a statue. “Borrowed this from tm it sucks the Speed force out of you speedsters now you're ass is mine for threatening Gwen."



The beating that came next was horrible as it was one sided. She left him Battered on the floor while she went ta see if the rest of the team needed help not knowing that they already won.

I approach the clone of me. “Hey Pal ya look a little stuck!'

" No! Get away! What are you?" He whines.

“I’m a Black Lantern, in layman's terms I'm a zombie. Ya know what zombies do the livin' don't ya?"

He cried like a baby as I finished him off. After eating, my clone fer lunch I felt disgusted wit' myself I gotta get outta this condition. Those dragonballs the saiyan twins always talked about can turn me human again I gotta...

"VELLLAAAAA!"
That weird moan makes me turn around ugh It's Van-El.
continued from here.

He's after Vel eh? Well it'd have to be over my undead body.

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