Vella: Wow a late Christmas Present!

Spoiler had bought me a sundae, And Aksed " Do you know why I asked you here?"

My Eyes went wide “Dear God please! Don't hit on me!"


Steph looked like she was trying to hold her lunch down a moment. “What? Vella! I'm dating Tim where would you get an idea like that?"

I breathe a sigh of relief. “Whew! Well Pan has been bothering me lately..."

“Huh? But your not..."

"Nope.”

"Since when is she?"

“Beats me."


"Well she's either wasting her time or messing with your head for some reason."

I think about it. "Maybe it's some psych out thing before the next tournament? We Vegetas have a rivalry with the Sons you know. "

“Yet your like best friends with them all our sister married one.” Spoiler points out.

“I know but still... It's complicated, my dad and Goku's battle seemed to go to us I guess. So why did you ask me here?"

" Okay I talked to Robin the other day, and he thinks I should have someone who would threaten to beat up the others if they don't follow my orders Before Cass comes back, and after your mind control romp you scared me Vel I thought it should be you. I don't have the dark and scary thing going for me that Cassandra does. Nor do I have Vincent backing me up."

" So you want me to be you back up? Okay." I give my best mean face.

Spoiler sighs. “You look like a mad bunny. It only seems to work when your actually angry. Maybe you should take some intimidation lessons from Jason?"

I groan at the mention of his name. “What’s wrong?" she asks.


“It’s just I dunno, he doesn't like me, In fact any guy I get interested in doesn’t like me. Rayan was all in love with Justice. The less said about Talon the better. I had a crush on Conner, but there is no way I'm going to try and get between him and Wondergirl. She's suffered enough. Maybe I should become a nun? "


“Are you Catholic?"

"No."

“Then you can't be a nun."


I start staring at my drink when someone shouts " Stephanie Brown!" You’re alive! I look up its Kon.

“ Kon-El your a master of the obvious" She jokes.

“Does Tim know? This is great!"

“Um yes, Kon? Have you been on stupid juice?"

He looks at me. “Bra? What happened to you?"

“This isn’t Bra dumb ass! It's her younger sister."

“Oh wow I didn't know, Bra had a younger sister. I can see why though vegeta must have been hiding you somewhere your pretty hot."

I started giggling I can't help it.

Spoiler grabs Kon. And whispers. “Conner are you feeling okay? You've known Vella ever since you've been back from the dead. "

" But I just came back from the dead yesterday." Then his eyes go all white " Ah ha! Telescopic Vision has found Tim And Cassie I'll go tell them I'm back They'll be so happy!"


He flies off. " What the? Vella follow him And make me aring something or other to follow with I want to see what's going on , And I'm going to call Conner, I mean the other Conner, Unless this all some stupid practial joke , then I'm gonna put some Kryptonite in an uncomfortable place. "

When we catch up to Conner Robin and Wondergirl are debating cloning Bart. Oh boy another Inertia, like the one we already have isn't pervy enough. When Kon Jumps up on them "Surprise I'm back."

" Not now Kon!" Tim growls when I feel the exact same Ki pop up.

" Yeah Not now because he ain't me. Match What the Hell is your game now?"

“Match? Dude your Match! What have you been takin' my place while I've dead You bastard!"

And the two start fighting. Is it bad I kinda liked that they tore each others shirts?

Then all of the sudden from like no where Superman pops up and stops the two from fighting. “Okay I want an explanation.”

" Project: Cadmus Just cloned me again, they figured out how Lex had created me without goin' all Bizzaro , and put my memories in the clone. They’ve been trying since I died to bring me back."

“Dude I've been back for like sometime now! I was wished back!"

" Pfft! That's stupid."

Superman Rolls his eyes . " Oh Rao! Two of him. Robin? Do you have any problem with seeing Raven and Miss Martian to confirm their stories? "

" None. But they're all at Wayne Manor until we find our home."

" Convenient. I'm sure Batman will want to check both Kons' DNA."

After we followed and the Titans did all the tests. They finally can I help with my ring and tech, Well it the tests come up like this. “They are both Young Conner, though one has changed from his experiences in being alive.” Raven announces.


Superman sighs " Looks like I'll have a talk with Project: Cadmus' Director. "

Robin Shakes his head “Two Conners . I've had nightmares like this."

Wondergirl smiles " I've dreamt about something like that myself."

" Ew!" Tim Answers.

“AW man!" I let out.

" Casandra looks over " What is it Vella? Something wrong?"

“Oh nothing I was just kinda hoping maybe I could have one of the Conners."

She gives me this odd look. Boy did that come out wrong.

Spoiler: Getting our teammates back

Vincent was pacing around muttering something in some language I don't understand, I guess Japanese or whatever saiyans speak.

“Well I don't know how." Ironlad was ignoring Vincent. “But This energy is affecting people's brains making them act on their baser instincts and It's mostly centered here at the park, yeah the naked thing is the less bad thing going on but look at this .." He turns on the TV and the city is in full on riot mode.

“So why the frag ain't we affected?" Slobo asks.

“That’s the problem we are, and eventually all of us are going to be running in the feild doing the free love thing, then beating each other up, my armor gives me some protection, But It's starting to get to me we have to stop this Dionysus or this city maybe the world will be brought into chaos."


I grin "so that's why you touched me? Good now Robin doesn't have to kill you."

“Yeah, that's it, I'm going to have to live in this armor until this blows over aren't I? Well for right now put this in your mask it'll block out some of it." He hands me a microchip. “One for Slobo and one for you Vince”.


“No. It's bringing out my anger, I need it to get my sister and my girlfriend back to normal I'm going to beat that Greek god into wine!"

“Okay Vincent just don’t kill us alright?" I ask.

" Hmph. I'm not mad at you Stephanie. “He growls." Let's go already!"

After getting to the park Anthony pinpoints where the energy is coming from Greek temple looking thing. “Huh. This marble is like nothing I've ever seen." He blasts it and all hell breaks loose we're attacked by rioters and centaurs, and goat men?

One of them grabs me. “Hey watch the hands buddy!" I shout head butting the weirdo " I ain't into freaky goat men!"

"Satyrs." Vincent States In between growls.

“What?" I ask.

“You didn't take mythology did you? They're Satyrs."

"Stop coming up with all these useless facts you one year old!"

" Bah! I'm as old as you are girl mentally. "

Slobo grabs a centaur and throws it between us. " Shaddup both of ya! I can't hear my self frag these Bastiches. "

Someone grabs me from behind, while I'm knocking down some rioters. " Hey Stephy is that you under there?" He pulls my mask off I threw him off Down on the ground. " Dean? What the hell are you doing in California?"

" Oh. You don't know do ya Stephy? Ever since your identity was outed after evereyone thought you were dead , well I've been famous for nailin' the girl Robin. I was here to go on a talk show about ya ."

What? Evreyone knows who I am? And this douche who left me with his kid is making money off of me? Before I can beat on him I hear " Ewwww! Ya slept with that?"

" Not now Inertia!" I scream hitting this punk.

" Grife! I hope ya were drinkin' because seriously that dude is hideous! I lost what little respect I had fer ya."

“Hey go back to being mind controlled and shut up!"

Cass Pops Up. “He is... Ugly."

“Hey! You dated Zero." I complain.

“I didn't... Sleep with him."

“Enough of this!" Dionysus commands. " this is the kind of stress I am trying to end. She went with her instincts... "

“Yeah but that dude is like an aardvark." Inertia laughs.
“I’m right here." Dean complains.

" Good I want ya to hear this. Your disgustin'!"

“Enough of this defend the temple!" The god orders.

Vella went after Iron Lad. While Inertia just goes around hitting one of us everey couple of seconds, Especially Slobo. Vincent goes all mad, and charges in SS4 Dionysyus. “You bastard! If you’ve touched Cass I'll crush you!"

“You’re the one called Vincent are you not? Yes she kept saying only you could be with her, I'll have to get rid of that."

"Your not doing anything! Final Shine!"

Me? I end up getting the bad luck of fighting Cass.

I'm going to end up knocked out again I just know it.

Vella was Beating up poor Anthony until he zapped her with something caled "neural Chaff."

" Now you can't use the ring." Anthony declares.

She grins. “I still have my saiyan powers." She knocks him into the sky. " this is why we could never date iron Boy! You’re such a wimp. “He blasted her with repulsors.

" Oh Crap! Vella I'm sorry!"

She gets up smiling creepy smiling. “That’s it baby! Act like a warrior! Galick Gun!" I like Vella better not all crazed on baser instinct energy and not all saiyany.

Vincent, was being beat up by and beating up the so called wine god. " Poor mortal. Fighting to protect the status quo! My temple amplifies my power. and with more that beleive in me the more I can free people!"

"Like I care!" He crushes one of the pillars. Then Inertia, and Vella start acting some what more normal.

But Cass well she knocks me out I knew it!

Since I was seeing stars at the moment, I didn’t see it happen but Vella. Iron Lad, and Vincent all Blasted the temple destroying it and.

"Vulcan is not going to forgive me for letting mortals destroy his work. You have done nothing but delay me!" Then he vanishes, I don't know if he was really a god or not but he was crazy.


Evreything got back to normal right in time for Christmas. And lookie what Tim got me!

Cool Huh? I bought Cass a robe though she hasn't streaked since Dionysus was defeated. I don't want her giving Stark and Thawne any ideas or have Vincent put one of them in the hospital. Then the worst thing happened. Cass and Vince said they were cashing in some trip Vampirella gave them so they work out all the stuff they've been through and they left me in charge. Me? I can't lead a horse to water. Why me?

Ohhh MANNNNN!

Ironboy/Lad: fun at the park

Stephanie Brown interrupts my maintenance on the armor. “Okay Inertia, Anthony I which one of you told Cassandra it was okay to run around naked?"

I roll my eyes this is what this is about? “She’s been doing that ever since I've been here, I just thought she had no modesty or something."

" Hey I ain't complainin'." The uncouth Inertia grins. “If she wants ta streak I see no problem.

" She didn't do that back when I knew her, She was kinda shy."

Inertia 's smile gets bigger. “Maybe ya didn't know about it? Maybe she used ta show off fer yer boyfriend all'a time."

" No! She didn't pervert!" Spoiler yells. “The first time I heard about her doing it Was just now when Bulma called all freaked out about it, oh and Tim is nothing like you!"


“No kiddin. If it was me you wouldn't have had another dude's kid."

She tries to punch him and of course speed boy is gone by the time her hand gets there.

I put may hand around Stephanie's shoulder. “You know this just goes to show that Batgirl is not fit for leadership. Yes she can fight, but she doesn't know anything about the world." My hand goes a little lower on her, until I grab her butt.

And she turns and says "Anthony..."

“Yes Steph."

Then her elbow goes into my gut. “Touch me like that again, and I'll break every bone in your body."

After she leaves I hear this laughter. " Man ya ain't Fraggin' smooth at all. And besides I doubt anyone is gonna wanna follow Tony Stark on the unregistered side of the fence."


" Look Slobo...." I start.


" Nah you look ya begginin ' ta act just like Stark. Except fer the whole evil plan of the week thing he does. And also yer a newbie like me ya ain't gonna lead them anywhere Dude. Now get dressed up in your fancy suit. We're supposed to get all those tryout idiots outta the park."


Yeah I forgot all about that when Vincent quit Batgirl wanted to get a replacement and a bunch of guys who shouldn't even put on a cape came out and congregated in the park where Inertia keeps claiming he saw a centaur.


Slobo had some kind of souped up flying alien motorcycle we could all fit in Well good I don't want to waste armor charge on a milk run. After picking up the saiyan twins and Batgirl, we ended up getting people out like Lemur boy the son of some lame Lemur themed super villain he had the powers of a lemur I don't mean proportionate. I mean of an actual lemur.


Some ugly Kid who called himself ugly half naked lad. A hottie named Sweet 16 who the girls were all against joining just because she had pheromone powers, lucky me I wasn't affected since my armor was filtering it and other losers.

For some reason after we get those people to go home the others want to spend the day in the park and change out of their costumes. Me? Something is telling me to stay in my armor.

It could be because random people are running around stripping and I don't want to be defenseless around that lot. Vella, , Cass and Inertia, where all for it While me Spoiler, Slobo, and Vincent were a bit apprehensive. People should not be acting like this in public.

My sensors kept catching some weird energy from something around here. Finally after we split up, Batgirl finds this dude, my audio sensors caught his name as Dion Bacchus.

Not that I really cared all that much about the fact he was obviously making a play for Cassandra. Let Vincent handle his relationship problems.



You know I'm going to have to remember that "Natural Instincts” line. But of course Vincent is the one that "Wrong!" Before he grabs on to the dude and pushes him away from his girlfriend.

" Stay away from her you old freak!"

A half saiyan half human? Well will wonders never cease? I could have sworn the two kinds could not produce offspring. I suppose there is often a surprise even for one that has lived ages."


Vincent growls I don't know or care what your talking freak, Just stay away from my girl. "

"She is not "yours” mortal. The ideas that you poor beasts have created just to complicate your lives, that is why I am here though to free you and return you to your natural states."


“Whatever pal." Vincent yells. “You’re not doing it with Cassandra." He punches the Bacchus dude but his fit is grabbed and Vincent is knocked out of the park with a punch from Bacchus.

“Leave my domain until you are ready to accept my gifts, and make no mistake the entire world will eventually accept them.”

Neither me, Slobo or Spoiler could get the others to leave. So we had to leave them there, and stop Vincent, from going back to fight the that one punched him out of the park.

"I can't leave her there with that guy! Who knows what he'll do to her! He's controlling her mind somehow I can feel it!"


That was kind of a weird statement. Though it is obviously some kind of mind control, we end up going back to base because we need some kind of plan. Me and Vincent build a larger sensor to get at the source of the weird energy

Though I did most of the work since he's not really focusing, or Vella is just much better at this than he is I don't know. But whatever we got it done. Then Spoiler chimes inn. " Hey guys I've been looking up the name Dion Bacchus. He started a cult in Greece some time back but he had a run in with Hercules."

“Does it explain anything about his powers?" I ask.


“Well Hercules is a little weird you know he thinks he's a god right? Well he claims Bacchus is a fake name an alias for his brother."

" Which one? " I say.

"Dionysius the god of wine."

I think to my self that's crazy, but then again I share a house with a streaking martial artist, two half aliens, one who wears a ring that can do just about anything, a guy created from an alien's blood drop, and a girl that used to be dead. So some Greek god running around doesn't sound that insane.

Vincent: Night with the Teen Titans

So I guess I'm back with the team. Though things have been weird between me and and Cass. But I go to the house to be welcomed back, when I see this.

Well Inertia, and Anthony are happy, but You know pop just said that Tameraneans had no nudity taboo, so I'm not really worried about it. But you know I did have to ask him. "You didn't help enslave them did you?"

" No, Boy Some Tameraneans were employed by Freiza. I was friends with a couple of them, that's all...” And since Starfire has never had any problems with the name Vegeta. I guess he had nothing to do with it.


Any way it sort of settled down after that until Anthony found Joey in his Maxim magazines. He chased him around in his armor for a while until they got tired, and Inertia and Beast Boy had a fight over what they wanted to watch on TV.


Then there was the Conner/Spoiler shower incident which I guess gave Tim the idea to see The other Cassandra in the shower as some kind of way of getting even. Though I'm getting all this from hearing about it later none of this could be the way it really happened.

Any way he apparently rips open the curtain saying “Sorry Cass." And Vella was in there. “Um what are you doing in here?"

" I always use this shower when I'm here Tim, well Cass is probably in her cave unless it's blonde Cass, then dunno know where he is."

“But this was her room... I'm sorry. "

Vella Shrugs. " Why you want to use the shower or something? Well let me get all the shampoo out of my hair , and I'll leave you can have it."

And Robin Backs away with his hands in his eyes. and trips over a trash can. While Vella stares at him. " Huh. Guess he didn't want the shower. Oh well."

I heard about this from Spoiler When she asked me not to kill Robin. I was like " Why would I do that? "

"Um didn't you hear about the Tim shower thing?"

"Yeah Vella told me but she told me the same way she'd tell you about the weather. He didn't touch her right?"


" No."

"And she's not mad about it, a little amused I think. It was an accident anyway so no problem. If it was Conner on the other hand... Well he'd get a beating."

Spoiler rolls her eyes. at the mention of Conner. But she walks off satisfied I'm not going after Tim. Okay as for the me and Cass thing, Well we keep going through uncomfortable around each other to hot love moments I don't know But i do know II had better not see Azreal running around here again. or Jean Paul is going back to the dead.

then the weidest part of the day happens This little skinny Lobo looking thing walks in and announces " I hear yer lookin' fer a replacement well the Main Teen is here."


“Uh we don't need a replacement anymore I'm back." I say matter of factly.

“Well where’s Question and the other guy? Looks like yer a little shorthanded but don't worry I'll take up the slack."

“Um Look Lobo..." I start.

" That's Slobo Bastich. But don’t worry I know ya Saiyans are a lil' slow."

I hate him already.

Spoiler: Mind control and drama

That serum sucked. First it made me Act like That Deathstroke guy was my master. I ain't gotta master. Second I acted like Paris Hilton. I hit on any thing that moved. That serum is bad news. I couldn't believe I was fighting Tim.

He jabbed me with the antidote for it. And I acted when my mind cleared, We had a moment. That was messed up By Kon and Vincent smacking each other into buildings and blasting each other. Ugh! I can't believe I thought Superdork was cute.

After the two flying bricks get tired of showing each other who's the alpha male. They actually start fighting along side us again but by then Deathstroke had kidnapped his daughter.

We Legacy guys said we can we could help the Titans get her back when Wonder girl Says " You've helped enough." Jeez I guess the Amazons have taught her their version of tact. Then again Vincent did frak up by attacking Conner.

But the Titans left us with the bunch of pissed off Bad guys. But all of the sudden The JLA, the X-men, The Avengers and a bunch of others. All attack.

Next thing I know I see a bunch of green and we're in West City. “Wow! That took a lot out of me." Vella sighs.

" Huh?" I know I was out of it for a while, but I really feel like I missed something.

"Uhh! All those super heroes that came in the end? " Vel smiles tiredly. " My Ring took a lot a lot of concentration to make them not appear green. And I teleported us and all the victims from Bludhaven here and I'm wiped. "

I thought those rings were easy to operate then again I've never tried. Any whoo I felt pretty guilty about what I did about being under the serum. Until Cass Told me what she did under it.

Okay I did nothing compared to that stuff. “Did you act all slutty too Cass?"


I .. um hit on Tim." She gets all embarrassed.

" Woah!" I shout. “Holy foster family incest Batman!"

“Shut... Up." She laughs. “It’s... Good to have you back. "

"Good to back." Inertia interrupts. “I liked ya the other way better.”

And Stark boy nodded. While Vincent on the other hand grunted" You were annoying."



Speaking of Vincent and Cass this horrible thing happened okay I'm getting all this stuff second hand, but it started When Azreal, and Cass went to stop these thugs They didn't know that Vincent and this saiyan whore Celery or something. was watching them.

Now I'm not the world's greatest detective or anything but I know a set up when I hear one. Cass planned with Az, this way with body language.



Meanwhile Homebreaker Saiyan was telling Vince. “You see the two of them have a unique language. He is her own kind. You should stay with yours a saiyan."

“She is my kind Celra." Vincent responds. "I'm half human."

" The saiyan half trumps the other my prince. Your father was wrong we are nothing like them. "

Well after Batghoul and Az. Take down the crooks. Az kisses her which gets Vincent all angry.. Now I can't can’t get either of their stories straight. But I got what I did get was Vince's mind was poisoned by The Celery What the frack ever her name is. Neither him nor Cass really have that much experience with life in general.

Any way they broke up, and Vincent went off with the skank I really hope he ain't screwing her. Because I've seen her, and she's looks like the type that would be carrying like intergalactic syphilis or something.

That and I know what it's like to wake up next to the wrong person, and well I ended up pregnant by that wrong person. I don't wanna see My former teammate mess up his life like that.

Yeah Vincent quit. And poor Cass was looking forward to her first dance. That and I think she really loved that block head. I think Or at least I thought Vince did so with her as well.

But if Jean Paul was trying to get Cass as his barley legal arm candy he had the exact opposite effect. She's acting all serious, and is all business now like a certain billonare in Gotham.

She's hiding in her cave and when she does come out it's only to fight and train. And I'm pissed off. I and Vella are gonna talk to Vincent soon, but as for Cass she refuses to talk about anything but business.

Ya know I could just castrate Jean Paul Valley, But I've done the next best thing, I've tattled to Bats. And And he didn't really act like he was mad but from the time I hung around him as Robin I know when he's hiding that rage.

I wish I could watch what was going to happen, with popcorn. Too bad I'm gonna be busy. Cass wants to get a replacement for Vince on the team, and that means a cattle call. This is gonna blow.

Batgirl: My friend is missing, and my son.. is hurt.

Spoiler.. Has been missing .. for days.. her um daughter is worried. So Ami. She was my first real.. friend. I .. Had beat up and threatened a bunch of.. um criminals.. but they don't know where she is.

I went back home to the cave. I heard someone walking .. around in there.

"I walk towards it to see if it's Stephanie.. or Vincent. but it .. turned out to be.. My old trainer ?? Alpha .. Who I asked .. to um Watch.. Bruce .. My son ....and try to get.. him out of.. the LOA.

Him.. And my fried.. Azreal.. were dragging Bruce in who was bleeding.

" What happened?" I demand.

" He had a run in with Ra's Al Ghul." Alpha says.

He puts Bruce down into a bed. Azreal gives me.. a look that makes.. me feel weird. " You've grown up well."

I remember the first time .. we met..



This... I didn't.. like the way he looked at .. me.

Bruce .. um protested " You should have taken me to a Lazarus Pit! I Look In Vincent's um jacket and find... One of those.. Um healing .. beans. I gave thit.. to Bruce.

" Ha! a Senzu haven't seen one of those in years." He eats it. " Man. I need to sleep. You don't mind ido you mom? God I hope this isn't the bed I was conceived on.

I don't know what.. that ..means ." I tell him.. but he's already asleep.

Azreal looks at me again.." Your not really sleeping with a non human are you?"

" He's half human.. " I mutter.

" So he's not really human or an alien, I'm sorry Cass but you need a man not a thing."

Before I can.. Answer... That Vella runs in. " "My ring has found Steph we gotta go!"

So I get my uh costume.. and go with the rest of the team... to Bludhaven... In a big green.. plane Vella made up.

When Vincet saw. it was.. Bludhaven where we went.... He put his arm around me. " Hey babe if it's too tough for you to be here, Vella can 'port you back though I don't like how that blond dude was looking at you. "


" No I'm OK. " I lie I want.. to get Stephanie.. and get out.

The ring tells us.. She's in a building That Vincent tells me says " Victim's shelter" on the front. Steph comes out.... In a weird costume.




" My master said you would all come here. Goodie! Now we can be one happy team all over again."

" Master? What are ya talkin' about Spoiler?" Thad .. um yells.

" Me. Thaddeus. " A voice comes out from.. behind... us. I turn.. and see Slade. .. That..That..B- - Bastard.. is .. drugging.. and using... Steph like .. he did.. me. I only.. se red.. and have one thought.. hurt Slade. Before I can make .. as move opther villians come out.

"Damn it! A trap!" Vincent yells.



Meanwhile

Alpha Gives a long lecture to Azreal about how if jean--Paul hurt Batgirl, Alpha would shoot him. “Besides." He points at Bruce Cain. “Looks like you don't get what you want anyway.”

“You really think because a time traveler pops up that his birth is destiny? Please!" Azreal laughs.

“Whatever boy. Just watch out because if you hurt that kid either me, The Bat. Or Nightwing is going to either kill you, or put you in a hospital so do yourself a favor psycho stay away."

Alpha leaves through the teleporter that Bruce had told him about when he was injured. Azreal stares at the time traveler. "Your not destiny pal no matter what you may think." Cain just snores in response.

" So At least you finally are going after your own kind and not the Drakulonian." a voice laughs from a dark corner.

" Who's there?" Azreal commands.

" I'm a saiyan named Celera, And I've been watching the royal Family ever since a filthy Skrull killed my father. He lead our saiyan colony until we discovered that the old king was alive. Before he died he wanted me to marry the prince so we could get our authority back. I want to fulfill his last wish."


“So what you’re saying is you in love with the Vincent guy?" Azreal grins.

“Right. No love is a human thing that unfortunately has infected the new King. He has lived on this world too long and has begun to act like you humans. Prince Vincent is a means to an end, that and his super saiyan genes will make great off spring." And she thinks to her self "Ending up with this fool will be the perfect punishment for that ... Cass thing defeating me in battle."

"So what do you propose?" Valley Queries.

“We break those two up and get the ones we want." She stares over at Bruce Cain and spits. That Batgirl does not deserve to birth an heir to the throne."

"Whatever saiyan you got a deal." Azreal states.

Vincent: Future Party

So I went with Bats, Cass and some lady to In the future. Captian Picard's ship was nice. What I saw of it because I ended up in the brig.
it was because of this dude that looked like a jumbo version of my dad. Not fat I mean tall. About 6 foot, maybe 6'1. With this really hot woman. I mean usually I don't like them older than me but something about her....



Cass got mad and punched me and Dad clone walked up to me. He drunkenly slurs. " Looking at my woman huh? "

" What are you my brother? Cousin? The inbreed uncle dad doesn't talk about? " i sneer.

" Damn Arrogance. Hmph! Maybe I should beat that outta ya." he grins. " You really don't recognize me huh? Maybe it's the hair. You don't get it do you? You've seen me before, moron."

Then he punches me across the holodeck. " I know I didn't turn out like last time you saw me but come on you've seen the both of us before , though I gotta admit that future didn't happen. But man you are dumb not to recognize me. Did you get hit on the head a lot or something?"

I fly at him, and get ready to try something I haven't before, And he blocks it, What the? Next thing I Know I'm zapped by phasers and thrown into the brig.

The drunk Laughs " We really are an idiot aren't we? Well for all of our brain power. "

" Bah! What are you babbling about you drunk?" I ask.

" I'm not a drunk. That's Anthony, I've been through Hell being locked up in a cell by Black Zero, and everyone assuming I was dead all those years. I was blowing off steam. It's been some time since that happened but seeing you reminded me of it. That and the younger version of our son."

" Our son? " I spit in disgust. "What are you talking about?"

" I'm you stupid."

" Prove it." I challenge.

" Hmmm Okay. You sleep with a teddy bear, You once caught Vella making out with a a ring construct of Conner Kent. You once had a dream about Stephanie that made you sceram, Yet part of you liked it need I go on?"

" Please no." I yell. " Okay your me what the Hell? Why'd you attack me? and is that woman ?"

" Cass? Yeah it's her. And how often does a saiyan get to fight himself? You know there's so much I want to say to you warn you about you know?"

I stop him" Wait aren't you I don't know not supposed to tell me the future out of fear it'll change?"

" Bah! Like I care besides with Bruce running around the timeline It's probably going to change any way. Okay first off next time you meet Bruce don't be hard on him."

" He's a murder." I sneer.

" So's pop, and Cabain. " He counters. " Hs, and Caabain will fail to reach Bruce But he does listen to you and Cass. He respects you though he doesn't act like it. He's not that bad a kid but then again, I know him better than you. That and no matter what your blood still runs through his veins. "

" Whatever. So how long have you I mean us stay with Cass? "

He sighs " We wasted a lot of time breaking up over stupid arguments getting back together,or just using each other for fun. Beleive me flings with other girls aren't all that great when you know the one you should be with is off doing who knows what. So what you need to do is hold on to Cassandra and never let go. "


Finally the Klingon let's out and he goes back to his time I get to listen to Bats chew me out when we get back to ours. I'm so damned happy to get away from that jerk.

Cass glares at me then says " Did.. You talk to him?"


" Yeah he's me I guess. "

" I know.. I um reconised him as.. soon as I .. saw him. And I noticed.. she .. was me. ' We talked.. I don't want.. to live her life."

" We don't have to. It's not destiny."

" Yes.. than. Let's decide.. Not to um... break up."

Before I say anything vella runs into Cass' Batcave. " Guys! Spoiler's missing!" Great.