I was watching television and showing Gwen some ki tricks. Not anything really complicated or destructive just enough to make a little light. Meanwhile the local TV reporters are trying to create a scandal, must be a slow news day.
"Vince Briefs has been seen kissing Batgirl but who is this girl he's also been seen with?
"I dunno genius put two and two together.” I laugh." It's not like Cassandra was born with a bat face jeeze!" I change the channel to AMR 3, and there's Kon running around with no shirt on, now that's entertainment.
“Vella stop trying to give my daughter superpowers!"
“Eee!" I shout I didn't even hear Steph walking in.
“I’m not giving her powers she already has powers. Everyone does. Just we saiyans have a little bit more than most because we keep evolving..."
“Yeah I don't care just don't do that okay? Watcha watching?"
She looks " Ooh Conner huh? Nothing wrong with looking just because we both have boyfriends As long as you just look. "
“Huh?" I ask don’t tell me she knows I almost kissed him on Hacknor.
“Just saying he always goes back to Wonder Girl I know you miss Van, but Kon is not Van, you have something good going don't mess it up because of hormones."
That was weird it doesn't matter after she leaves Justice Calls me up on my ring. “Hey Girl what's up?"
“Just saved a bunch of animals from the Corru hey I was going to ask you have you ever been in a three way."
“Um ... no Just before you ask sorry I'm not doing anything with Galen."
“No, not what I meant... hey what's wrong with Galen?"
Oh boy she's real sensitive about this, how do I say this? Oh I got it. “He’s not my type."
She grins “Yeah you like pretty boys."
No I like guys that aren't so freaking meek, but sure I'll let her think that. “The answer is no and why?"
“I just wanted to know just in case I wanted to have one."
“What is Galen looking at other girls?" I couldn't believe that.
“No I just wondering is all." She answers.
I shrug " I don't know if I like the idea of Jason with another girl, and there's no way he'd want another guy in the room so It doesn't look like I'll have to worry about that, well unless Dionysus comes back, and unleashes all of our animal instincts again."
“So glad I wasn't on Earth for that." Justice laughs.
At that moment, my ring beeps. “Cadet Vella report to OA immediately."
“I have to go Justice Bye!"
When I get there all these GLs are looking at me all stern uh oh I'm in trouble again. Kilowog and this bug like guy called Salaak walk up. "
" Hey Poozer. We reviewed your record so of service so far, you’re probably the best hand to hand fighter in the corps, fighting almost seems natural to you."
Salaak hurmphs. “Of course it is her father is a killer."
I want to punch him then but that would just prove him right about me being like dad.
Kilowog goes on “You’ve proven you can use your ring well and have fought in the Sinestro War."
“But." Salaak interrupts. “You have disobeyed orders from the Guardians..."
I put my hands on my hips. “Why are you playing good cop/ bad cop?"
“Heh, This was your final test Poozer he points his ring at my chest and the Lantern Symbol changes.” Here's your badge kid welcome to the Green Lantern Corps for real now."
"Oh my Gawd!!! I'm and actual Green Lantern! Oh but wait there's two GLS already in our sector, and the Sector my dad comes from is dead."
“We did think of that, “Salaak comments.” You'll stay on Earth and help out other Lanterns as you've already been doing, but now you actually have the authority to arrest or kill if need be. But remember killing is a last resort and must be used in self defense only."
"Okay I will." I fly out excitedly ready to tell Justice and Jason, and Mom and Vincent, and Steph, And Cass and Trunks, and Bra, and well Dad wouldn't care... Man I'm so excited I wrote and way too many times!
Then I find Justice she's knocked out with some kind of sleeping beauty spell... This sucks, and my ring can just almost reverse it, but something stands in the way I don't know if it's my will or what, but it looks like she's stuck like this.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Vince: Alternate weirdos.
So the other legacy wants to meet us. Why couldn't they have just given us or Steph back and left? No they had to annoy us. And I just had to see this.
Yuck! I held on to my Cass protectively and growled. I don't it as just instinct I guess. Though from the whole Pantha thing I guess my father doesn't have that same instinct, or he's a pervert.
The other Vincent shook his head. "Why the Hell would you stick with Cain? When other girls have better bodies? And without all of those scars ick?”
This time it was Cass that let out a growl. I hold her tighter. “Watch what you say about my girlfriend punk." I look over and his silicone bimbo who has the brains of my baseball. "What I should be going with that?"
He laughs. “If you're me then yes."
I roll my eyes “Cass is the type of girl a saiyan warrior should go for. The scars prove she’s a true fighter." That and I whisper. “Her body language abilities make her the best lover you could want."
She hears me and slaps me. “Vincent!"
He glares. “What I'd expect from an unregistered vigilante."
I get up and into fighting stance. “You want me to kick your ass right now fascist?"
But oddly it wasn't me and him that started fighting it was the Vellas the Blue lantern one kept skipping round here talking about Hope constantly and irritated my sister. (And everyone else as well.)
The blue Vella giggled. “You are proof of the power of hope I mean you date an ugly powerless psychopath."
“Jason... Isn't... UGLY!" She punches Blue through a wall." She throws green constructs “And he's not psychotic!"
So blue and green constructs fought it out until the two girls started fighting each other normally, Tony and Alternate universe HS pulled them apart.
The Thads shouted “Don’t pull them apart! That was awesome!"
A Cass got my attention. I could just feel something was off not my girlfriend. “Um... Vincent... The other me... said ... said... you were... good... and we wanted to know... if you... I... Can join you. "
“What? You and Stephanie?" My eyes bulge.
My Cass grins “Not Exactly."
So some time later the robin Steph breaks in to this scene.
“Vince you bastard! I'll kill you!"
While Thaddeus puts a thumbs up. “Dude you're my hero!" At that time they all left the other Steph swearing she'd find a way to kill me.
Later our Steph kept telling us how she was glad to be back " Man Shiva wanted to rip my lungs out. Saying how I was not worthy of her daughter and stuff... it took everything I had not to cry, I finally convinced her I wasn't the one she wanted to kill. Poor other Steph is gonna get hurt over there. Well alright everyone give me a hug!"
I sat in the corner shaking my head. " You too tough guy, don't worry I have no interest in Cassie Mr. Porn Star, but after seeing you with your shirt off I may have steal you from her because someone's been working out." She teases.
“Yes well father makes me train under 300 times Earth's gravity I suppose it has made me less skinny. But Vella has trained under it too."
Steph grins “Yeah that explains how she eats so much and stays looking like she does."
"Hey!" Vella gripes.
“It’s a compliment my shoe shopping tag team partner." Stephanie reassures." Hey I've been back for several hours and Boy Wonderful hasn't welcomed me back where is he?"
Cass blurted out " Getting hit on by Gay bad guys.
“Gay what now? Never mind I guess bad guy is equal opportunity, but he hasn't mentioned me?"
“Um No... His body... language is strange... when you're mentioned."
She grunts and goes to the top of the roof and does this the rest of the night.
Cass wanted me to sleep here tonight so I go and ahead and call Dad Mom gets a bit weird when I mention I'm spending the night with Cass, Dad Just goes “Don’t do anything I wouldn't do, boy."
“What won't you do?" He just laughs.
Cass hugs me “I missed you when you were ... a baby... And you were all crazy with fake... Steph here... I was just... wanting to ask... you not... to leave me again."
I had no control over the red ring thing, and I don't want to lie to her. “Cass I can't guarantee anything, but I'll try to stay with you and keep you happy as long as possible."
All I get in answer is a loud snore. You know the loud snoring is probably the only thing I'd change about her.
Yuck! I held on to my Cass protectively and growled. I don't it as just instinct I guess. Though from the whole Pantha thing I guess my father doesn't have that same instinct, or he's a pervert.
The other Vincent shook his head. "Why the Hell would you stick with Cain? When other girls have better bodies? And without all of those scars ick?”
This time it was Cass that let out a growl. I hold her tighter. “Watch what you say about my girlfriend punk." I look over and his silicone bimbo who has the brains of my baseball. "What I should be going with that?"
He laughs. “If you're me then yes."
I roll my eyes “Cass is the type of girl a saiyan warrior should go for. The scars prove she’s a true fighter." That and I whisper. “Her body language abilities make her the best lover you could want."
She hears me and slaps me. “Vincent!"
He glares. “What I'd expect from an unregistered vigilante."
I get up and into fighting stance. “You want me to kick your ass right now fascist?"
But oddly it wasn't me and him that started fighting it was the Vellas the Blue lantern one kept skipping round here talking about Hope constantly and irritated my sister. (And everyone else as well.)
The blue Vella giggled. “You are proof of the power of hope I mean you date an ugly powerless psychopath."
“Jason... Isn't... UGLY!" She punches Blue through a wall." She throws green constructs “And he's not psychotic!"
So blue and green constructs fought it out until the two girls started fighting each other normally, Tony and Alternate universe HS pulled them apart.
The Thads shouted “Don’t pull them apart! That was awesome!"
A Cass got my attention. I could just feel something was off not my girlfriend. “Um... Vincent... The other me... said ... said... you were... good... and we wanted to know... if you... I... Can join you. "
“What? You and Stephanie?" My eyes bulge.
My Cass grins “Not Exactly."
So some time later the robin Steph breaks in to this scene.
“Vince you bastard! I'll kill you!"
While Thaddeus puts a thumbs up. “Dude you're my hero!" At that time they all left the other Steph swearing she'd find a way to kill me.
Later our Steph kept telling us how she was glad to be back " Man Shiva wanted to rip my lungs out. Saying how I was not worthy of her daughter and stuff... it took everything I had not to cry, I finally convinced her I wasn't the one she wanted to kill. Poor other Steph is gonna get hurt over there. Well alright everyone give me a hug!"
I sat in the corner shaking my head. " You too tough guy, don't worry I have no interest in Cassie Mr. Porn Star, but after seeing you with your shirt off I may have steal you from her because someone's been working out." She teases.
“Yes well father makes me train under 300 times Earth's gravity I suppose it has made me less skinny. But Vella has trained under it too."
Steph grins “Yeah that explains how she eats so much and stays looking like she does."
"Hey!" Vella gripes.
“It’s a compliment my shoe shopping tag team partner." Stephanie reassures." Hey I've been back for several hours and Boy Wonderful hasn't welcomed me back where is he?"
Cass blurted out " Getting hit on by Gay bad guys.
“Gay what now? Never mind I guess bad guy is equal opportunity, but he hasn't mentioned me?"
“Um No... His body... language is strange... when you're mentioned."
She grunts and goes to the top of the roof and does this the rest of the night.
Cass wanted me to sleep here tonight so I go and ahead and call Dad Mom gets a bit weird when I mention I'm spending the night with Cass, Dad Just goes “Don’t do anything I wouldn't do, boy."
“What won't you do?" He just laughs.
Cass hugs me “I missed you when you were ... a baby... And you were all crazy with fake... Steph here... I was just... wanting to ask... you not... to leave me again."
I had no control over the red ring thing, and I don't want to lie to her. “Cass I can't guarantee anything, but I'll try to stay with you and keep you happy as long as possible."
All I get in answer is a loud snore. You know the loud snoring is probably the only thing I'd change about her.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Spoiler: This reality sux!11111
I knew something was off when I woke up after the Vince red ring battle when I woke up and Cass tried to bad touch me. I mean she'd still be my friend if she discovered something new about her self but I don't want to experiment thanks a lot.
Though that doesn't track with the Cass I know I mean we spent a whole night looking up pics of dudes on the net and annoyed the heck out of Batman. But then I saw all this other stuff Vella was wearing this blue ring and babbling about "hope this, and hope that."
Oh and she was making out with Inertia. Vince is with some girl that's so dumb I think all the blood went from her brain to her boobs.
Don't look at me like that you're dumb! So it didn't take me long to figure out I was in some alternate universe. What's worse here Legacy is registered and has been taking in heroes. There's no way I'm putting good people in prison.
So I've been refusing to go with these people, oh and I found this picture it's gross, I mean I hope I don't look like this over here.
Her eyes say “I want your soul!"
"Your Soul!"
" SOUL!!!!!!!"
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Usually when I see something that scary, I go find Tim and hang out with him I tried that this Universe and he kept saying I was trying to arrest him, and how he "Caught me with his little sister." I tried to explain I was from an alternate universe and wanted to find a way home.
He just said " Nice try Brown, nice touch wearing the Spoiler Costume too now get out of my tower!"
So I'm sitting on the Legacy house roof feeling sorry for myself. When Vella pops up.
“Why so down? Hope is everywhere."
“If you talk to me about hope again Vel saiyan or not I'll smack you."
“But what's wrong?" She giggles.
“I miss my friends, my mom, my boyfriend and my daughter; I'm in a universe that doesn't make a lick of sense."
“You have a daughter but you’re not much older than me." Vella gasps.
"Yeah, and if you're not careful you and Thaddeus could get one. Look nothing against you all here, but the Vince in our reality went nuts and for all I know all my friends are dead."
" I told you hope is always around my mom just talked to the Bulma in your universe, well she doesn't like her, but we're sending you back , well after we get the Hulk, The Hank Pym Hulk."
Hank Pym... Hulk? but the Hank Pym I know is crazy enough without being the Hulk, never mind I'm going home! Sweet!
Though that doesn't track with the Cass I know I mean we spent a whole night looking up pics of dudes on the net and annoyed the heck out of Batman. But then I saw all this other stuff Vella was wearing this blue ring and babbling about "hope this, and hope that."
Oh and she was making out with Inertia. Vince is with some girl that's so dumb I think all the blood went from her brain to her boobs.
Don't look at me like that you're dumb! So it didn't take me long to figure out I was in some alternate universe. What's worse here Legacy is registered and has been taking in heroes. There's no way I'm putting good people in prison.
So I've been refusing to go with these people, oh and I found this picture it's gross, I mean I hope I don't look like this over here.
Her eyes say “I want your soul!"
"Your Soul!"
" SOUL!!!!!!!"
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Usually when I see something that scary, I go find Tim and hang out with him I tried that this Universe and he kept saying I was trying to arrest him, and how he "Caught me with his little sister." I tried to explain I was from an alternate universe and wanted to find a way home.
He just said " Nice try Brown, nice touch wearing the Spoiler Costume too now get out of my tower!"
So I'm sitting on the Legacy house roof feeling sorry for myself. When Vella pops up.
“Why so down? Hope is everywhere."
“If you talk to me about hope again Vel saiyan or not I'll smack you."
“But what's wrong?" She giggles.
“I miss my friends, my mom, my boyfriend and my daughter; I'm in a universe that doesn't make a lick of sense."
“You have a daughter but you’re not much older than me." Vella gasps.
"Yeah, and if you're not careful you and Thaddeus could get one. Look nothing against you all here, but the Vince in our reality went nuts and for all I know all my friends are dead."
" I told you hope is always around my mom just talked to the Bulma in your universe, well she doesn't like her, but we're sending you back , well after we get the Hulk, The Hank Pym Hulk."
Hank Pym... Hulk? but the Hank Pym I know is crazy enough without being the Hulk, never mind I'm going home! Sweet!
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Iron Boy : I'd like the old Spoiler back
You know I never thought I'd say this but I miss Stephanie Brown, I mean the whole hotness of thinking of Steph and Cass together is kind of fun idea , but well this alternate universe Spoiler, thinks I'm some kind of world conqueror.
What is it with us Tony Starks? We're either doing something morally off, or we're accused of it. Anyway Robin Stephanie or whatever I should call her keeps attacking me it’s getting annoying.
If she hits my chest just right, and knocks a wire loose... Well no more Anthony. So I've been wearing my chest plate under my shirt. I haven't let on to the others about this I really don't want them to know Sky either, about my " Condition" and that me and Tony are more alike than just being alternate versions of the same person.
What sucks more is well somehow Vince heard about Alternate Stephanie, and she thinks she's dating Batgirl well he's running around here like an ape that is guarding its mate or something all day while I've been building a device I keep hearing crap like.
“I treat her better than you! Plus I can do things for her you can't!"
“Bah! Once you go saiyan there's nothing else you want to be layin'. Besides we've already seen kids of ours from the future."
“Alternate future that Stark created help me defeat him and we'll get everything back to normal."
“Whatever psycho just know if you touch my girl I'll blast you to atoms."
I can see why the Bat- freak hides in her little cave and won't let either of these two idiots in. Luckily for my sanity Our New member Justice got our resident alien prince to go with her, along with Cass to something or other.
That's one of the few things that Cassandra has done that I've agreed with. This girl is powerful, and hey it's good to have another hottie on the team. Unfortunately freaky Spoiler/Robin wanna be is still here.
Crap, well anyway if I finish my project maybe we can get our Steph back. I just have to get Inertia who’s complaining about something. “Stupid fast young Avenger jerk off! He's stolen my costume!" He yells and shows me the picture of that guy and yeah his costume does look like Thad's.
"Okay, never mind I need you." I say.
“I knew it!" Inertia yells. “Sorry Boy I don't swing that way."
I slap my hand against my forehead. “Oh come on! I need to get a measurement of the Speed Force is all! You said the Speed force was somehow involved in this switching people I need a sample of it. Just go into this machine and do something fast I'll do the rest."
He looks at the other things in the device a sample of GL energy I collected from Vella and what was left of the red ring Vincent used to attack us. “I thought Bulma was trying to find the Universe the bi-curious Steph came from why are we doing this?"
“Well she's using the universal signature fake Steph has to find her reality; the problem is there are infinite realities plus 52 newly created ones. It could take forever to find hers I want to recreate the accident and have our Steph come back simple no?"
“There are a couple of problems with that." Thad is lecturing me? What the hell? " One we don't know if something in their Universe helped trade Blonde Bat family members So if we somehow create that accident and whatever it was over there don't work we may just blow up this Steph, or trade her for Stephen Brown or something."
“There’s a gender reversed universe?" I ask.
“Yeah it's creepy. I've been there since ya know Speedster, Anyway the second problem how is how the heck or ya gonna get a sample O'Veg head's power? He ain't gonna stand still and let ya take it."
“I’ll deal with that when I get to it, but I have to do something Inertia, she keeps trying to scratch my eyes out."
“Ah ya stared at her too long too eh? Yeah that's what I miss about Spoiler she didn’t mind ya lookin' as long as ya didn't touch."
He got a dreamy eyed and I became a little creeped out, I turn on the energy absorbers and was about to get a sample of Speed Force when the girl jumps out of nowhere and smashes the machine.
Speed Force, Green energy, and Red energy, exploded everywhere my lab is now gone and so is half the house I glare at alternate Steph. “Ha! I stopped your latest world conquest plot!"
Grrr. She has to go! Or I'm going to repulsor her tight little butt.
Okay My girlfriend Sky has tagged me with a Meme. Not sure what I did to her but I'm sure I did something wrong somewhere. Okay fine.
01] I love Sky.
02] Sky is kinky.
03] If I were in a room with Sky, Stuff I can't describe here.
04] I think Sky should kill less.
05] Sky needs more lingerie.
06] I want to (CENSORED! CENSORED!) Sky.
07] Someday Sky will put Tony two on the scrapheap.
08] Sky reminds me of a dream girl.
09] Without Sky My life would be more boring.
10] My memories of Sky are X-rated
11] Sky can be aggressive.
12] The worst thing about Sky is random killing.
13] The best thing about Sky is she has a conscience.
14] I am dating with Sky.
15] One thing I would like to know about Sky is: am I better than Magneto?
16] Sky should go and punch Magneto.
17] Sky spanks me
18) What I like best about Sky's blog is posts with me.
19) What I dislike about Sky's blog is Posts with Tony Two.
20) My favorite post from Sky is when we first met.
What is it with us Tony Starks? We're either doing something morally off, or we're accused of it. Anyway Robin Stephanie or whatever I should call her keeps attacking me it’s getting annoying.
If she hits my chest just right, and knocks a wire loose... Well no more Anthony. So I've been wearing my chest plate under my shirt. I haven't let on to the others about this I really don't want them to know Sky either, about my " Condition" and that me and Tony are more alike than just being alternate versions of the same person.
What sucks more is well somehow Vince heard about Alternate Stephanie, and she thinks she's dating Batgirl well he's running around here like an ape that is guarding its mate or something all day while I've been building a device I keep hearing crap like.
“I treat her better than you! Plus I can do things for her you can't!"
“Bah! Once you go saiyan there's nothing else you want to be layin'. Besides we've already seen kids of ours from the future."
“Alternate future that Stark created help me defeat him and we'll get everything back to normal."
“Whatever psycho just know if you touch my girl I'll blast you to atoms."
I can see why the Bat- freak hides in her little cave and won't let either of these two idiots in. Luckily for my sanity Our New member Justice got our resident alien prince to go with her, along with Cass to something or other.
That's one of the few things that Cassandra has done that I've agreed with. This girl is powerful, and hey it's good to have another hottie on the team. Unfortunately freaky Spoiler/Robin wanna be is still here.
Crap, well anyway if I finish my project maybe we can get our Steph back. I just have to get Inertia who’s complaining about something. “Stupid fast young Avenger jerk off! He's stolen my costume!" He yells and shows me the picture of that guy and yeah his costume does look like Thad's.
"Okay, never mind I need you." I say.
“I knew it!" Inertia yells. “Sorry Boy I don't swing that way."
I slap my hand against my forehead. “Oh come on! I need to get a measurement of the Speed Force is all! You said the Speed force was somehow involved in this switching people I need a sample of it. Just go into this machine and do something fast I'll do the rest."
He looks at the other things in the device a sample of GL energy I collected from Vella and what was left of the red ring Vincent used to attack us. “I thought Bulma was trying to find the Universe the bi-curious Steph came from why are we doing this?"
“Well she's using the universal signature fake Steph has to find her reality; the problem is there are infinite realities plus 52 newly created ones. It could take forever to find hers I want to recreate the accident and have our Steph come back simple no?"
“There are a couple of problems with that." Thad is lecturing me? What the hell? " One we don't know if something in their Universe helped trade Blonde Bat family members So if we somehow create that accident and whatever it was over there don't work we may just blow up this Steph, or trade her for Stephen Brown or something."
“There’s a gender reversed universe?" I ask.
“Yeah it's creepy. I've been there since ya know Speedster, Anyway the second problem how is how the heck or ya gonna get a sample O'Veg head's power? He ain't gonna stand still and let ya take it."
“I’ll deal with that when I get to it, but I have to do something Inertia, she keeps trying to scratch my eyes out."
“Ah ya stared at her too long too eh? Yeah that's what I miss about Spoiler she didn’t mind ya lookin' as long as ya didn't touch."
He got a dreamy eyed and I became a little creeped out, I turn on the energy absorbers and was about to get a sample of Speed Force when the girl jumps out of nowhere and smashes the machine.
Speed Force, Green energy, and Red energy, exploded everywhere my lab is now gone and so is half the house I glare at alternate Steph. “Ha! I stopped your latest world conquest plot!"
Grrr. She has to go! Or I'm going to repulsor her tight little butt.
Okay My girlfriend Sky has tagged me with a Meme. Not sure what I did to her but I'm sure I did something wrong somewhere. Okay fine.
01] I love Sky.
02] Sky is kinky.
03] If I were in a room with Sky, Stuff I can't describe here.
04] I think Sky should kill less.
05] Sky needs more lingerie.
06] I want to (CENSORED! CENSORED!) Sky.
07] Someday Sky will put Tony two on the scrapheap.
08] Sky reminds me of a dream girl.
09] Without Sky My life would be more boring.
10] My memories of Sky are X-rated
11] Sky can be aggressive.
12] The worst thing about Sky is random killing.
13] The best thing about Sky is she has a conscience.
14] I am dating with Sky.
15] One thing I would like to know about Sky is: am I better than Magneto?
16] Sky should go and punch Magneto.
17] Sky spanks me
18) What I like best about Sky's blog is posts with me.
19) What I dislike about Sky's blog is Posts with Tony Two.
20) My favorite post from Sky is when we first met.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Steph Robin: I.. Think I'm in hell
My name is Stephanie Brown, I used to call myself Spoiler well that was until the Civil War when my ex douche bag of a boyfriend went all anti reg Against Batman's wishes.
I became Robin in his place, and me and Batgirl Cassandra Cain made Legacy to fight and arrest his Teen Titans. What's worse was Tim kept saying Cass' Dead Boyfriend Conner Kent wouldn't have registered, yeah using a hero who died to try and push your rebellion that's just great Tim.
I think he's just pissed that me and Cass got together, jerk off he has Wonder Girl let go. Things were good with our team, we had two saiyan twins one a Blue Lantern, their neice and nephew a devil kid and an alien girl with many souls. A former evil kid Inertia, and Iron lad,
Iron Lad betrayed us and tried to take over the world with his evil cyborg girlfriend. While trying to stop him I was hit with this weird ass ray and next thing I know Cass was in a weird costume and saying she was in love with Vincent Briefs who was turned into a baby. And instead of HS some skinny version of Lobo.
I think Stark changed reality or something. Any way here we were protecting Justice, from her father; though his name is Trunks I don't know why they keep calling him "Mirai".
I mean the guy looks like the same guy with longer hair. He was a bastard and nearly killed us all. Then he comes up with this crap about a Bruce Cain, and says Cass is his mom. Not sure where he's getting this crap but he sent these robot zombie things to kill us.
Things sort of got confusing after this The Hulk the Bruce Banner one not the Hank Pym one showed up, The Avengers without Thor and Cap showed up it was all kinds of crazy.
But Cass fought at her hardest since she can finally do it without killing since these things weren’t alive it was kind of hot. I tried to keep up with batrangs and stuff, but before long we were overwhelmed. Then all of the sudden a something in blue white and black jumps in and blows them away. “No one touches my Woman."
Huh? He looks at Cass " I alone love you I alone tempt you." He sings at her.
“Vincent!" Cass Squeals. Then what happens next makes my heart sink into my gut.
"Hey what about your girlfriend Vince? Ohrihime?"
Vincent looks weird at me. “What’s an Ohrihime?"
“Sounds dirty " Cass laughs. I was about to say something when the mind numbing stupidity of Jason freaking' Todd a guy who acts like he's a bad ass or something getting picked up like a bride by tiny Vella. I mean she's like 5 foot 5 and she's' saying to him ' How's my grumpy little Robin? Did you miss me?"
“Vella! We discussed you picking me up in public and the baby talk!"
“Aw but I missed you so much sweetie pie!"
I was weirded out by this and the fact she' wearing a green Lantern Outfit oh well maybe that's a good thing since she won't be talking about hope and all that while she had the blue ring. The ones that aren't green or yellow seem to take over people.
But then everything went to hell Another Trunks Mirai guy showed up and the one we were all fighting. Starts yelling at this old Galen guy. “Come on wimp use the spell of destruction! Unleash your power1 Do it do it now! Or I’ll kill Justice in front of you!"
Next thing we know all this power is unleashed and we're knocked back. All of us. Man it's horrible the raw power this Galen guy let loose but in the center of it the evil Mirai laughs. “I told you! I'm too powerful for you! Woo! What a rush! The power the Time trapper gives is more then you can muster you can never hop to defeat him you can't even defeat me."
The good Mirai stares. “If you're so unaffected why did your Ki go down by half? Let’s see if I CAN MAKE IT GO DOWN MORE BURNING THUNDER ATTACK!"
He just stood in it in it but he looked a little weaker “Fool half my power I more than you can take he punches Mira away and goes for Galen at that moment all of us the Hulk Avengers Legacy surround him. The spell destroyed all the zombies.
“He looks round at us Bah! You’re all nothing fools.... Wait my master calls me. Fine I'll face you all later oh and ok now one thing Fake Mirai, and Galen you can't protect Justice from me no one can. I'll see you in the future Galen when I'm making your kids beg for you to save them and you can do nothing with your impotent powers. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Yeah he says his master was calling but I think he was afraid of the butt whoopin' he was going to get. Next thing I know I was in Vampi's mansion when the guy I thought was her husband shows up he looks like the other guy but with shorter hair oh come on! There's three of them?
Vince kept apologizing to Justice about something while Vella excitedly told Justice she was going to get better or Vel would go to the after life and kick her butt back here.
But what really sucked was the whole time Cass had her hands on Vince's hand sometimes she'd grab his ass. I can't help but be jealous I want to kill him for getting her to like him like that. No it's not his fault its Anthony Stark’s when I get reality back to normal, he'll be all apologetic.
I'm gonna kick that that disgrace to Tony Stark's good name until he puts everything back I wonder around until I catch some beautiful woman that looks like Cass with blue eyes talking to Thad.
“So you haven't seen my little brother?”
“No Babs, Bruce hasn't been around for weeks Batman took him out."
She sighs " That's grandpa for you not that my brother doesn’t deserve it he sent me to Tele-tubby world sigh Mom and Dad must have him."
“Cass and Vince? They haven't seen him either."
“No. But I bet they have in my time."
Thad scratches his chin “I thought Vince was dead in your time."
She shrugs. " Not anymore thanks to Bruce, his screwing with time did one good thing, and one really bad thing releasing the Time Trapper hey give my love to everyone okay Uncle Thad?"
“Yeah see ya round."
I hide behind a creepy statue “Vincent and Cassandra have kids? What if what Stark is trying to sell me is true what if I'm in some weird Alternate Universe? I want to go home! Where everything makes sense this place hurts it’s horrible to see the one you love with your friend. And she has kids with him to boot. I hate this place.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Batgirl: Vince and Steph are gone
Vincent was turned into a baby while the Stephanie that's here is not my friend. her body... language is different... um she looks at me... like the Steph I know looks at Robin.
“You mean you don't remember our first date?" She asks.
I frown “No I like Vincent I'm not that way...Sorry."
"I keep telling you Anthony has made you forget! He’s trying to take over the world. And Vella is a blue lantern, and you got over Vincent after he slept with Supergirl."
“No we dated since ... then though... he's a little jealous of Kon... Since we dated first."
Steph looks weird. “Cass Conner's dead you need to stop mentioning him. I know he was you're first love and all... "
I roll my eyes. “He was dead... he's alive now ... dating Wonder Girl."
“Wonder girl is dating Tim Drake who quit being Robin come on Cass are you going to let Anthony use you like a puppet he’s torturing me because I'm the only one he hasn't brainwashed."
Anthony scanned her with something. “Just as I thought you Miss Brown are from an Alternate Universe. I wonder what our poor Steph is thinking right now.
Meanwhile
"AAAAAHHHHHH CASS TRIED TO KISS ME! I"M IN SLASH FICTION UNIVERSE HELP!!!!!!" Vella why the hell are you wearing all blue and kissing Thad eeew I'm telling Jason! Oh wait yeah alternate universe. "
This Robin Steph... Attacks Anthony calling him a liar. Thad pulls her off then pinches her butt. “He she overreacts like our Steph." But I got something... weird from Thad he... seems worried. Since... when did he care about anyone but himself?
I get... tired of this, and go to Vincent's house. His mom fussing... over him.
“Bulma ... when are you... going to fix him?"
“I’m sorry but after all he, and his sister have been through already I don't want to try to strain them anymore. I'm sorry Cass but most likely he wouldn't remember you if he was grown again. You're young and attractive you can find another guy, but I will help with getting our Steph back okay?"
I wanted... to hit her... I can tell from his body language that he knows me. And poor Vella is sad.
I want to help my boyfriend and friend... I see her ring and lantern in the corner.... I wonder if I can get it work? Instead of trying it I say “Thanks .... For nothing."
That Night... I break in and look for the Dragon Radar... the Dragon Balls brought... Stephanie... back from the dead... It can bring Vince back to me ... and his poor sister... back to Jason... Jay... is lost in his ... anger again... Not talking to anyone and beating up criminals, that's all he does.
I can't find the Dragon Radar anywhere... could Bulma have thought ... I'd do this? Yes... She's smart. Well next I try the ring. All I can make it do is make my clothes turn green. It shouts. “You cannot use this ring you are not the assigned Lantern!"
Hn, dumb rings, has messed up my life I leave... But not before I whisper to Vincent... “I’m sorry... I tried." Outside I see Black Zero.
“Well Well MS. Briefs just who I was looking for. Oh wait you kept your Cain name didn't you? Doesn’t matter your offspring has wiped out an alternate version of myself, and made sure I’d ever rule the world so I'm going to kill you and make sure he's never born!"
Then some... Blonde Russian woman says. “Do not try to escape child."
I get on my knees “Why would I resist? ... I want to die."
{" What?" both bad guys ask.
“Every boy I've ever liked... has died... No one trusts me ... anymore after Deathstroke drugged me... No one cares if I die. Vincent has been turned into a baby... No one... will care if I die ... do it! "
He looks at the ... um building “She’s right! Vincent is a child again there is no way he can father Cain he'll be eight years old!' He stares at me. " Heh Well miss Cain you shouldn't just sit around waiting for him to grow up do what you were meant to kill, and screw anything that moves you'll enjoy life more then come Black Widow we will start anew in an another reality re build our army then come back to this one and conquer it as well!"
Jerk... I'm not acting the way I was when I was drugged. I go back to my cave... And sit until I hear “Auwnt Cass? Why does mommy say she don't know me?"
“Well actually it was ... said less ... well. “Gwen? That's not your mommy. She just... looks like her."
"When's mommy coming back?"
I hug the child. “I don't know." Poor kid cried until she fell asleep. I should... It's a good thing... Zero didn't kill me... Someone needs to take care of Gwen. Until ... we can find the real Steph.
The future... Outside a vehicle in New Gotham.
Huh I didn't think of that stuff for years. Well I'd better stop thinking about childhood traumas. My son Bruce has somehow been captured by the chronal police that that weirdo the Time Trapper has set up. I'm not letting a freak in a bathrobe execute my my kid. No matter what he's done he's still my child.
Haven't worn this Batwoman costume in years it smells like mothballs yuck. What was I thinking with all this yellow?
Wouldn't doubt Stephanie had something to do with it. I use a torch from my belt no not a flashlight ... a real torch and cut through the metal in there the soldiers are talking to that sick twisted version of my brother in law Mirai. “You know Bruce Cain Kind of looks like you sir."
“He should Bruce's father is Mirai's brother." They turn and I knock them both out before they shoot at me.
"Aren't you a little old to be playing hero Cassandra?" Evil Mirai mocks.
Aren't you a little bit of a rip-off to be alive? “I answer. “You’re not killing my son.
"Who's going to stop me? A housewife from Gotham who's trying to recapture her glory days? Bah!"
Actually I'm distracting you." I smile
And some goofy blast knocks him out of the vehicle. “House wife Bah! You've never cleaned a dish in your life."
"That's why I have you Vincent." I laugh
He rolls his eyes. "How's our brat?"
“Mom?" Bruce asks.
"It's Okay little one you'll be home soon Vince? Did you kill him?"
“I’m not sure Evil Mirai is alive I made him with that red ring remember? Damn it, I wish I can take back all the crap I did back then."
I rub his shoulder. “Everyone forgave you years ago. It wasn't your fault. That ring was evil."
"Yeah, But I never forgave myself all he crap he did to Justice... Oh uh his ki is powering up he's injured but not much."
He grabs me by the waist and scoops up Bruce. " Grandpa?" Bruce asks.
"I don't look that much like dad do I?"
“Don’t worry about it Baby just take us home." I smirk under my mask. I also hold back a giggle.
“You mean you don't remember our first date?" She asks.
I frown “No I like Vincent I'm not that way...Sorry."
"I keep telling you Anthony has made you forget! He’s trying to take over the world. And Vella is a blue lantern, and you got over Vincent after he slept with Supergirl."
“No we dated since ... then though... he's a little jealous of Kon... Since we dated first."
Steph looks weird. “Cass Conner's dead you need to stop mentioning him. I know he was you're first love and all... "
I roll my eyes. “He was dead... he's alive now ... dating Wonder Girl."
“Wonder girl is dating Tim Drake who quit being Robin come on Cass are you going to let Anthony use you like a puppet he’s torturing me because I'm the only one he hasn't brainwashed."
Anthony scanned her with something. “Just as I thought you Miss Brown are from an Alternate Universe. I wonder what our poor Steph is thinking right now.
Meanwhile
"AAAAAHHHHHH CASS TRIED TO KISS ME! I"M IN SLASH FICTION UNIVERSE HELP!!!!!!" Vella why the hell are you wearing all blue and kissing Thad eeew I'm telling Jason! Oh wait yeah alternate universe. "
This Robin Steph... Attacks Anthony calling him a liar. Thad pulls her off then pinches her butt. “He she overreacts like our Steph." But I got something... weird from Thad he... seems worried. Since... when did he care about anyone but himself?
I get... tired of this, and go to Vincent's house. His mom fussing... over him.
“Bulma ... when are you... going to fix him?"
“I’m sorry but after all he, and his sister have been through already I don't want to try to strain them anymore. I'm sorry Cass but most likely he wouldn't remember you if he was grown again. You're young and attractive you can find another guy, but I will help with getting our Steph back okay?"
I wanted... to hit her... I can tell from his body language that he knows me. And poor Vella is sad.
I want to help my boyfriend and friend... I see her ring and lantern in the corner.... I wonder if I can get it work? Instead of trying it I say “Thanks .... For nothing."
That Night... I break in and look for the Dragon Radar... the Dragon Balls brought... Stephanie... back from the dead... It can bring Vince back to me ... and his poor sister... back to Jason... Jay... is lost in his ... anger again... Not talking to anyone and beating up criminals, that's all he does.
I can't find the Dragon Radar anywhere... could Bulma have thought ... I'd do this? Yes... She's smart. Well next I try the ring. All I can make it do is make my clothes turn green. It shouts. “You cannot use this ring you are not the assigned Lantern!"
Hn, dumb rings, has messed up my life I leave... But not before I whisper to Vincent... “I’m sorry... I tried." Outside I see Black Zero.
“Well Well MS. Briefs just who I was looking for. Oh wait you kept your Cain name didn't you? Doesn’t matter your offspring has wiped out an alternate version of myself, and made sure I’d ever rule the world so I'm going to kill you and make sure he's never born!"
Then some... Blonde Russian woman says. “Do not try to escape child."
I get on my knees “Why would I resist? ... I want to die."
{" What?" both bad guys ask.
“Every boy I've ever liked... has died... No one trusts me ... anymore after Deathstroke drugged me... No one cares if I die. Vincent has been turned into a baby... No one... will care if I die ... do it! "
He looks at the ... um building “She’s right! Vincent is a child again there is no way he can father Cain he'll be eight years old!' He stares at me. " Heh Well miss Cain you shouldn't just sit around waiting for him to grow up do what you were meant to kill, and screw anything that moves you'll enjoy life more then come Black Widow we will start anew in an another reality re build our army then come back to this one and conquer it as well!"
Jerk... I'm not acting the way I was when I was drugged. I go back to my cave... And sit until I hear “Auwnt Cass? Why does mommy say she don't know me?"
“Well actually it was ... said less ... well. “Gwen? That's not your mommy. She just... looks like her."
"When's mommy coming back?"
I hug the child. “I don't know." Poor kid cried until she fell asleep. I should... It's a good thing... Zero didn't kill me... Someone needs to take care of Gwen. Until ... we can find the real Steph.
The future... Outside a vehicle in New Gotham.
Huh I didn't think of that stuff for years. Well I'd better stop thinking about childhood traumas. My son Bruce has somehow been captured by the chronal police that that weirdo the Time Trapper has set up. I'm not letting a freak in a bathrobe execute my my kid. No matter what he's done he's still my child.
Haven't worn this Batwoman costume in years it smells like mothballs yuck. What was I thinking with all this yellow?
Wouldn't doubt Stephanie had something to do with it. I use a torch from my belt no not a flashlight ... a real torch and cut through the metal in there the soldiers are talking to that sick twisted version of my brother in law Mirai. “You know Bruce Cain Kind of looks like you sir."
“He should Bruce's father is Mirai's brother." They turn and I knock them both out before they shoot at me.
"Aren't you a little old to be playing hero Cassandra?" Evil Mirai mocks.
Aren't you a little bit of a rip-off to be alive? “I answer. “You’re not killing my son.
"Who's going to stop me? A housewife from Gotham who's trying to recapture her glory days? Bah!"
Actually I'm distracting you." I smile
And some goofy blast knocks him out of the vehicle. “House wife Bah! You've never cleaned a dish in your life."
"That's why I have you Vincent." I laugh
He rolls his eyes. "How's our brat?"
“Mom?" Bruce asks.
"It's Okay little one you'll be home soon Vince? Did you kill him?"
“I’m not sure Evil Mirai is alive I made him with that red ring remember? Damn it, I wish I can take back all the crap I did back then."
I rub his shoulder. “Everyone forgave you years ago. It wasn't your fault. That ring was evil."
"Yeah, But I never forgave myself all he crap he did to Justice... Oh uh his ki is powering up he's injured but not much."
He grabs me by the waist and scoops up Bruce. " Grandpa?" Bruce asks.
"I don't look that much like dad do I?"
“Don’t worry about it Baby just take us home." I smirk under my mask. I also hold back a giggle.
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