Vella : Bah!

The GL Corps called me into space. Part of me is glad of that. I mean This whole dating thing is confusing me, I do what my instincts tell me, and Spoiler says, I shouldn't have. And now people are telling me I should just pick one.

I dunno, SBC ( The clone of Kon) is so sweet, and nice. While Jason is wow, evrey thing a saiyaness could want except the power level, and considering my Mom's power level my Dad didn't really care about that. Meh. I'm young especially by Saiyan standards who say's I have to find "The one" right now as my twin brother tends to think he has, Well I have to say my future nephew, and niece seem to bear that out .

And Bra's getting more annoying than usual. She wants to make me over. She says all the alterations on my GL costume are ugly. Really is the final result that bad?



So I was glad to help out another Gl in space. Though this one was a jerk, saying I didn't pay my dues, and I shouldn't be out of the training program yet. What was worse he kept calling me "monkey". I'm getting sick of hearing that word.


We fought these weird salt shakers looking things called Daleks. I mostly used my saiyan powers, But I finally had to use up the ring, and I’m not really sure what all happened I meant these robot guys called Cybermen showed up then this weird English guy.

He kept acting like we met before. I swore after the fight was over he vanished in a blue box. Maybe I'm just tired. After it was all over the other GL Started calling me a monkey again.

“Hey! Shut up!" I yell “You’re a duck!"




"And you're a disgrace to that uniform. Do you know how many Lanterns Vegeta killed? How many planets he wiped of their populations? And now his daughter wears our symbol? That's wrong!"

“Daddy paid for that! He died and went to Hell twice!"

The duck man sneers. “Yet he's alive again, but most people he killed are still dead!"

“And what has that have to do with me?" I ask.

“We don't need another traitor Like Jordan, or Rayner!"

I wanted to beat him or blast him or something, but I just hit him on the head with an anvil construct seemed appropriate. He just has a headache, but I know I'm going to hear about this later.

But I don't care I'm going to back to Earth and get some sleep, When these two Guardians dressed in blue. “Hello Vella."

" Hey! I smile. What is this Am I in trouble? I mean the duck guy was a jerk. "

" No. We came to ask since you have the ability to feel much hope if you'd like to quit the Geen Lantern Corps. To join the Blue Lantern Corps. "

My ring is pretty low on power; I stare at the Blue ring in the Guardian's hand for a second. I think about it, shrug, and say “No."

“May I ask why not?" The girl guardian asks. Man! She's creepy.

“Uh well green's my favorite color!" I laugh.

As I say goodbye I fly back to Earth, and try to get home before my ring runs out of power. A freaking pimp in space appears. Don't ask me how.

“Hey baybee! Let me get a look at ya!"

“Uh don't make me call in back up pal." I sneer.

“Don’t be like that you’re about to get in ground floor of something great the Pink Lantern Corps."


“Pink Lantern?" I ask.

He looks me up and down makes feel sick to my stomach. “Yeah and you would be perfect."

I start laughing. “No freaking way! What do I like a moron? I can guess what emotions that ring works on, especially since the Guardian is a goofy space pimp! “I fly passed him, and get home without anyone else trying to recruit me.


After entering the atmosphere my ring runs out so I have top fly Legacy HQ under my own power. I was too tired to make it to Capsule Corp. After getting sleep. Spoiler wakes me up. “Well now you've done it.”


“What did I do?" I yawn.

" Superboy number 2, and Jason got into a fight over you!" She yells.

" Tch. Boys." I growl.

“And Pan too." She grimaces.

" Tch. Stalkers!"I respond.

Well I guess I have to get a way for everyone to get along, well that, and figure out how to get Pan to leave me alone. I don't want to hurt her feelings. I'm just not interested.

Spoiler: Attack of the Wondergirl

Some rumor monger has been going around saying Robin has been with some chick named Violet, Me I don't believe it If it was Conner Kent, Yeah I'd believe it, But not Tim Drake.



You know some time back Inertia was babbling about a Violet. I really wish he would quit trying to tell us our futures. Last night we all got woke up by Vincent beating up the clone of Superboy. Damn nobody told him about that he must think Kon is mackin' on his twin sister.

We all had to drag him off of Cloney before he killed him. After he calmed down i asked “You’re not going to bring your dad into this are you?"


“No" he groans. “Dad would kill him and likely Jason Todd too. Then Mom would make us live in Capsule Corp full time. I like my couple of nights a week with Cass. I guess I just have to accept Vella's choices, though why she can't make a choice between those two dudes is beyond me. "

I pat him on the shoulder," Not every one finds the right one immediately like you did. Just cut her some slack alright?"

It takes forever to get my daughter Gwen back to sleep, and I am so zoned out in school it's ridiculous. Stupid saiyans and their stupid yelling keeping me up at night.

Well when I finally get home. I take a nap, and wake up to the TV being on And some idiot running for mayor West City calling us all kinds of names, What sucks is I think I'm the only one hear so the whole team can't defend our names, Batgirl was calle in Babs to Baby-sit Misfit, poor poor Cass.

She drove me crazy last time I had to do it always yelling “Dark Vengeance!" Anyway Vincent is in New York doing some kind of school project at Xavier's. Who knows what Inertia is up to, Stark is to busy fiddling with his armor to care the GLC called Vella into space, and Slobo is spending the day with Empress.

I turn off the tube and remember something, Dumbass Conner walked in on me in the shower, there’s only one way to make that right I have to do the same to him. Well since the Teen Titans are crashing at the Big Bad Bat's place that can be arranged.

I've been avoiding Gotham ever since Black Mask, but since no one's mentioned it, and Batman is on some kind of vacation I guess I'm off the hook. Well any way I use the teleporter , and ask Alfred if Conner is there, he's supposedly in some room.

I sneak in and yes here the shower running I walk into the bathroom. And announce. “Okay jerk don't take this the wrong way but this'll even things between us!"

I open the shower curtain, and dammit Wondergirl! Gah! Damn this is how Slash fictions start ew!

She glares at me “Spoiler? What are you crazy?"


“No. You were supposed to be Conner." Oops wrong thing to say, Poor Girl gets cheaed on all the time By Conner before I try to explain she screams

Next thing I know she throws things at me including the sink. Good thing I sepend my nights jumping off buildings, and dodging weird gimmick weapons because I was able to escape the things being thrown at, me.

I jumped into the teleporter and hide in Cass' cave for about an hour, No Blonde amazon coming for my blood yet maybe I should just lay low for a while.

Inertia: Messin' with Vincent.

Man Spoiler didn't freak out when all her underwear went missin'. Too Bad I wouldn't to see drama. Though oddly it wasn't me that took 'em.It was...

Vella's lil' knockoff Superboy. I mean really why clone another one Match was enough Oh and speakin' of Match I found out somethin' in my time that'll fix up his clone degeneration. Hey us clones must stick together, well evil counterpart clones anyway.

Not sucky girl stealin' that look and act exactly like the person they were cloned after . We don't need two sprokin' Superdorks.Man Why couldn't Vella have discovered her likin' of boys with me instead of that freak or Jason sprokin' Todd, and whatever the hell he's callin' himself this week.

Meh. Whatever. So I was checkin' out this Playboy. Awesome Wonder Woman.



That's not Wonder Woman, Thad just some girl that is cosplaying as her. “Vincent says. Yeah thanks a lot ya Saiyan.

"Ya think?" I roll my eyes. " Yup ya sure are a genius, but who do ya think will be next to show it off? For real I mean . Playhero stays in publication bud. Maybe Batgirl ?"

He starts laughing. " Yeah right. No way Cass is going to do that ."

“Uh Huh. Ya mean the way she wouldn't walk around here naked. Oh wait I can tell ya where all the scars are on ‘er. "


He growls. “One she wasn't raised normally. Two that was Dionysus' doing. We were all acting more animal like. "

“Oh yeah?" I grin. “Look behind ya."

Then Vince gets all mad and they start arguing about her towel adventure. I just sat back and watched as they argued. Finally Vincent wanders off grumbling. “I will not have losers touching themselves to pictures of my girl!"

Heh! You're too late pal. Though most of them are photoshopped. I wonder if I should tell him that his daughter actually does pose? Nah. Let him find that out himself in a couple O’ decades. So they finally storm out, and I get the living room to my self. I turn on the TV. Some mayoral candidate. Is on the tube.

“Legacy they call themselves. Yes they are a Legacy, a Legacy of sexual deviants, Supevillians, children of an alien maniac, and disgraced sidekicks. If I'm elected I will run these monsters out of town, and replace them with upstanding, registered super heores."

Ugh! This is gonna be trouble.

Spoiler: Consequnces for my actions

Cass, and her "husband" Come on we all know he's going to be that one day I'll just have to get an ugly bride's maid dress. is back and I'm glad because I'm not leader material. I'm more snarky sidekick material. I also know that Inertia hid all of my underwear, weirdo. Ugh! I hate going commando in costume.

I'll get my revenge on that speedy weirdo, I swear it!Sigh that is if I still have my freedom. You see I went along with Jason Todd, and I shot Black Mask.

I don't feel sorry about it that girl torturing bastard deserved it. He murdered me the most excruciating way possible, and I'm glad he's back in Hell. It wasn't just simple revenge. It was self defense too, if he ever got a hold of me again. He would have done the same damn thing to me again.

But I know what's going to happen when Batman finds out. I'm going to prison. Of course Jason Todd gets run around decapitating people, sneaking into Titans Tower to beat up Tim, and just really making an ass of himself. And Bats still lets him run free. Well he did until he registered. Now he's a psycho with a license to kill.



Me? I'll Just get thrown in jail , even though I was a better Robin than he was.Heck I think Ace the Bathound would do a better job than he did. But Batman has never actually been all that nice to me.

I still suspect he only let me be Robin to get Tim back. And there goes that I mean the Boy Wonder is going to dump me for sure for being a murdering nut bag, though I'd likely never do it again. Well unless I have no other choice, I'm not dying that way again.

And how about my teammates what are they going to think? Vincent and Batgirl have both killed though they both carry a huge guilt complex over it; Slobo has to have since he's a part of Lobo. Inertia I can see crossing the line; for the Hell of it.

But Vella and Iron Lad are so against it they'd likely turn me in. I have to make sure Gwen is taken care of. I know neither Batman or Robin are just going to let me go free, I guess I might as well enjoy the freedom I have left.

Vince: She won't betray will she?

My trust has been seriously shaken. I was attacked by an Alternate Universe version of Cass. Also because of my assuming who the enemy was there, I ended up screwing up in some game between the cosmic entity The Grandmaster, and Mephisto who is basically the devil. So now it's possible that Hell will be brought to Earth. Because of me just have hope my siblings, or Father will all win their fights.

Cass, seems to be able to sense my uneasyiness around her now ,though it wasn't the same one that messed me up.

Our Vacation has really been screwed up by this. Well that and the place Vampirella sent us to had a little monster living in the closet,It attacked an already peturbed Cassandra who beat the thing mercilessly.

The owner of the place screams at us. “What is wrong with you? How could you hurt my poor luvy wumpkins? All she wants to do is kill and eat young nubile women is that so wrong?"


“Yes." I answer.

“Get out!"

So this is our last day here. Not that it wouldn't have been anyway, since you know I have to go back to school sometime. We end up sitting on the beach Cassandra being silent doodling in the sand until finally she speaks. “What’s...? Wrong with you?"

“Nothing" I try to deflect the subject.

“Liar. You're looking at me like the others After... I was drugged. That hurts. I thought... you would never look at me like that."

" So they were all right. You can't be happy with me. " I sigh. She then punches me in the jaw. " Feel better?"

" No. Now my hand hurts. I was happy with you... Until now. What did I do?"

" Well you um sort of beat me up after I had a rough fight with a guy nearly as strong as me and endangered the Earth."

She gives this weird look. “No I didn't."

" Well it was you, but not you. You went with me and my family to get the Dragonballs right? Well it was you from an alternate universe. "

She sighs. “I hate those. But it wasn't me...Real me. I wouldn't do that... I love you."


" Yeah out of curiosity Babs Gordon doesn't have hidden cameras where she watch people do it does she?"


"No." Cass gives me a shocked look and a hand gesture that means "Sick " In our little sign language we came up with. Sometimes she just doesn't want to talk. It's hard on her. I guess.

“Yeah well then this demon guy pops up and says you're going to betray someday because of the whole thing with Azreal, and C..."

“Do not say ... that name." She gets all mad. " I wouldn't betray you... you are... one of the few people... I trust with my life. I thought... We weren’t going to um... Mention the Azreal... And dumb saiyan girl... thing again."

“Yeah well brushing it under the rug and pretending it didn't happen isn't going to help anything." I shake my head.

" Why... Not? you didn't sleep with her... If you did... Then I'd be mad... But... you didn't... trust me with Azreal... that made me angry."

I sigh again. " Well everyone and their mother was telling me I shouldn't be the one you was with, that you were destined to be with either Robin, Superboy, Arsenal, Jason Todd, Connor Hawke, Spoiler..."

" Spoiler?" She then makes puts her finger in her mouth and makes gagging. sounds. " Gross."

" Yeah that one's a bit off, since neither of you are lesbians, but hey I can't help what people tell me. "

" I chose you." She mutters.

" Huh? Is that a Pokemon reference?"

She makes some kind of noise." No stupid. Out of all the boys I could be with... You're my choice... And these...people think... I'm too dumb... or too um I... Um infat... Infatuated?... Yes that's the word... To know who I should ... fall for. They're wrong... And can't make my um... decisions for me. I don't care what people think. You shouldn't either."

I hug her. “I’m sorry Cass for everything."

She gets a wicked smile on her face. “If you... do it again... I’ll... Tell Batman. Can we go home now? I miss our friends. "

“Yeah baby we can go home."

I would like to say our trip back to West city was uneventful, but um we got in a fake sword fight with each other in a toy store, With her yelling Batman's " I am the Night! " And me saying Mirai's " You're about to face a real super saiyan!"

We broke some displays and well we can never go there again oops.

Slobo:Spoiler got fraggin' lucky

Well What can I say? Anita talked me into takin' Superbrat's place in the Teen titans a while back. She was sayin’ “You can't just sit around on your ass eating potato chips Mon."

And ya know what it wuz kind of fun, and a little nostalgic bein' back with some the Young Justice members. Though many of them changed poor Wonder girl And Robin seem to have lost a little sanity.

Bart was the same kid with a girlfriend now. Then he died. What I saw of Kon. Well he's kinda the same Though now he seems to be maskin' the knowledge of his own mortality by actin' stupider than usual. Now there's two of them O' the fraggin' humanity.

So I got a taste for it again after my short Titan stint. And I went into this team Legacy Thing maybe we should the name but whatever, looks like the recruitment thing was part of a lovers spat between batgirl And the Half saiyan Boy.


Now that just fraggin' weirds me out. I know I only saw Batgirl a couple of times sure, but she was always stand offish, and not very talkative Now I walk into a room, And there's a chance I get to see a Saiyan/Human nature special goin' on.

Man I did not want to know anything about saiyan matin' unfortunately now I do . And if I wasn't afraid of dyin' I would try to stab the knowledge outta my brain. That And I don't get why But there's somethin' familiar About this Vincent guy, probably some lingering memory I got from Lobo.

His sister is nice maybe a little too nice to be goin' on dates with a clone of Superboy.


Ironlad is Iron Man with more hormones and that fraggin' scares me.

Inertia, Is like an Evil Bart that wants to see Raven naked.

Now Poor Spoiler She Just got the leadership role while the young Bat's away. She just kept sitting there mumbling “please don't let there be any bad guys , please don't let there be any trouble. " And then an alarm goes off. "Shit!"

Lucky for her it was like the worst Supervillian the world has ever know well besides that guy who could turn into ice cream.


"Beware the power of the Great Saiyaman's Arch Nemesis ! The Lecherous Lemur!"


We all started laughing.

“Arch nemesis! You’re a joke!” Spoiler laughs.

“Uncle Gohan told me stories of you.” Vella snickers. "They were all pretty funny.

“Fools Saiyaman Is hiding from me! But I shall get my revenge by defeating his beloved students! With my lemur ray yes you will be my lemur headed servants! A big gun is dragged along by skinny henchmen.

“Iron Lad, Vella! Get to that ray and deactivate it!" Spoiler shouts. " Whoa where did that come from?"


" Hey Spoil girl What about us?" Inertia growls.

" Get those guns away from the henchmen, Slobo back up the tech heads, make sure they don't get ambushed from behind."

After a green blur all the henchmen are Weaponless I fought the lame guys that musta flunked out of Taskmaster's cannon fodder school. Until Vella announces "There's no danger!"

“You mean you deactivated it?" Spoiler asks.


“No she means there's no danger, and never was." Iron Lad confirms. "This things a big clock radio.”

The Lemur protests. “No! I am a genius! My weapon would have destroyed you!"

The golden armored boy pushes a button on it. "I'm bringing Sexy Back!" Comes from the gun.

All the onlookers chuckle. " No!" Protests the Lemur. " It's a trick! They Re wired it!"

“A transformation ray into a radio That would take me a least a couple of hours." Vella smiles.

“Okay Lemur Loser. Give it up before you get hurt you need to go back to jail now, though I'm not really sure what you've done but I'm sure you broke the law somewhere. "

“No! I will not be outsmarted by an eggplant Moon Knight with Boobs!" Oh Frag It looks he pissed off Spoiler.

“What did you call me? Oh it's on now!"

The Bastich had no real power, he just looked like a lemur, and could jump a bit , and maybe pick up a soda can So the outcome of this fight was kind of one sided, and sad.



We get back to base, and Vella sniffs the air, seems she likes the scent , then acts like she snaps outta trance. “I got go see you later."

“Not the kind of reaction I was hoping for there." A guy dressed like an evil loilipop says comin' out of a dark corner.


“Hey punk Vella has moved on! Let her be!" Spoiler Shouts.

“Oh soap opera I fraggin' love it." I grin.

Lollipop Man Shakes his head " Not here for Vella, and if she's moved on why do I know what her tongue tastes like? No. I'm here to see you."

" Eeew! No way in Hell Jason."

“Not what I meant. Any woman that'd find Tim attractive isn't for me. No Black Mask is alive, I just want know if you want to get a little bit of revenge."

She gets an angry look on her face. “Yeah let's go this had batter not be a trick Jay."

"Believe me it's not."

Well this team is gettin' interesting.