Sunday, April 27, 2008

Vince: the rage.

Some dork called the Reflecting Man has popped up. And taken down those registered losers, well now he has to take on the A team I thought this guy would be an easy win he with his whole he wants to fight Dad thing I thought " hey another loser who wants to get a rep.

I blasted him and he tossed a ki blast right back at me. Inertia runs at him and gets knocked back Weird he slammed into the guy at full speed and he just got knocked back everything else he tried he just took, and crushed us back with an attack.

Of course Little Miss Perfect Vella figured it out. “He’s throwing or own powers back at us."


“Duh! Stupid kids! That’s why I'm called reflecting man! Now why don't you go get your daddy and Stay out of adult Business."

Cass and Spoiler start punching Cass. Growls “We ... don't have powers."

Ah back hands the two away. “I can absorb the energy of your punches there's nothing you wimps can do to me.

I catch Cass before she hits a building Step yells “hey don't save me or anything!" before getting caught in a green catcher's mitt by Vel.

I think the way we talked to each other or something gave Reflecting Man the idea that we were involved. “Ugh! That's like bestiality. Like you couldn't have found a man from Earth."

"Half of me is from Earth." I sneer.

" Your mother is an alien loving whore This pisses me off I turn SS4 And fire a Final Flash at him that he uses to blast the rest of us Vella tries to capture him in this big green claw thing but he absorbs the energy and blasts us all.

I get pissed this bastard is killing my friends, my girlfriend and my sister and I can't do a damn thing about it. Then this voice comes up in my head. “Yes give in to your anger, unleash your hate it will give me power which will in turn will give you power."

I look around and there's that Red Ring

I found another planet a while back. Before I can get up force field it flies onto my finger. I feel this hot pain going all over my body, A Spit out what looks like red flame and... I know what I must do after I kill this freak; I'll turn on the female Green Lantern and eliminate her. Then I'll make everyone fear my ranger, and its power.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Spoiler:Superhero Rumble!

Tim won't answer my calls. Well he did once, but he sounded all well Batmany. I asked oracle what was up, and she thought he was here at Legacy house. Ah I think I see undercover work, or he needs space, oh well I’ll still have fun today! It's new Costume Day!

I was all excited when the boxes came in. Though Vella being a party pooper. “They were made by Bra, She wants me to wear a costume here my boobs and butt hang out no thanks.


“You don't know that come on try it out. New costume day is fun!" I smile.

She calls up her uniform with her ring.

But that's the same costume you always wear Vella." I tease.

“I know and I like it." She then does that weird thing she does doing home work, and watching cartoons at the same time. I drag the boxes, and Cass is asking Vince “Who’s my huggle bear?"


Where Vince looks up "What? Cass are you drunk?"

“Nope! She picked it up from me. “I announce " But forget that! It's New Costume day! Come on! Come On! Try them on!"

Anthony Stark comes out in a new armor “See Iron Lad is getting in the spirit!"



“Spirit of what?" He asks.

"Oh what are you dense? Are you retarded? "NEW COSTUME DAY!!!!!! The day where all heroes try out new costumes it doesn't matter. If they keep them But it's cool that every once in a while we update our looks. Now come on Boys and girls! To the locker rooms!"

I got a little mischievous got my camera phone and ran in on the boys locker room “Shake you're money makers guys!"

“AAAH! Stephanie get out! They all yell throwing towels at me. Don't know what any of them are worried about. Well we came out in our new duds. Me well I like mine, I may keep it.

Now Cass' is just sweet. All the sado masochist stuff from her old one is gone and it has a little bit of Babes' design thrown in but it still has the" Cassness"

Vince's is okay. It's just old saiyan armor with black thrown in.

Inertia’s isn't bad too bad the guy in that body is a bit of a douche.

Slobo even got a new haircut for the event though his really doesn't look that different than what he always wears.


"Woot! Let’s go around the City and show everyone!" I yell.

“She needs to cut out the fraggin' caffine." Slobo growls. “I hope Anita ain't watchin' the TV."

" Pfft! You look pretty much the same as always 'Bo. Come on! Come on! Let's go."

While we were running around. We end up meeting up with the city's other team. The Namek guy looked at Vincent. "I thought we told you to get out of our city Saiyan."

“I was born here loser, you where born out in the middle of the desert where it is you're father hangs out you're more than welcome to go back there freak.

Ninja Witch looks over at Vincent." Ya know he don't have to leave he's kind of cute."

Cass starts cracking her knuckles. "He's taken."

"Oh come on spooky, let you're guy out to play, unless you want a three way, what do you look like under that mask?"

And we all can guess what happened next Batghoul punched the redhead in the face. And then a big ol' brawl started. Hell gator Ran at Slobo. “I’m aGonna beat this Scrawny Lobo wannabe I guee ron tee!"

“Ya got the bad luck ta draw me Bastich, now I'm gonna get me some new gator skin boots." The thing about Slobo is while he's pretty skinny he's still super strong he smacked the Alligator guy through a wall.

Cass discovered Ninja Witch can teleport and she did vanishing and reappearing, Then Cheap shotting Cass. Inertia was frozen by the ice girl looks like he’s out of the fight.

The Girl in purple starts fighting with Vella “I was a Power Raider until your father blew up our power source and killed our mentor! But I was standing neat the Command center when he did it now I have the power!"

“Um you're not He-Man." Vella quips.

“Little bimbo! I'm going to hurt you to get back at your father!"

She does something odd she makes purple energy constructs. The Raider chick then Punches Vella into this purple muck stuff. Vincent and Piccolo Jr. Flew so fast I couldn't even see them they'd appear every few seconds throwing punches at each other.


The all the sudden one would toss a blast at the other." Pathetic Saiyan I was trained by Goku you were trained By Vegeta! Vegeta always loses to Goku, plus I'm a Super Namek! Surrender now!"

And Vincent answers in the same way all his family would answer that. “Bah!"

Hunter and Anthony have an armor fight But Anthony was smacked around seems whoever’s in the in the Hunter armor knows how to fight, and would use laser staffs, and other things. To cut into the armor. Bet Iron boy wished he'd let Cass train him now. Hunter screams. “You act like Tony Stark! I worked with him! I know Tony Stark You are no Tony Stark!"

Me I get Lizard boy ugh he smells so bad. I jump out of the way of his tail. “Come on! I want to fight bad guys not good guys. "

"I hear that you're a hot blonde under all that. What say you and me have some fun huh?"

“Ew! No way!" I shout. He grabs on to and starts squeezing.

Then Cass yells out " Looks like we have their ... um measure! Go all out!"

I spray Lizard lips in the eyes with mace from my utility bet then take out an Adamantium knuckles and punch him out.Inertia vibrates his way out opf the iceand uses blows away the Ice girl with a tornado.

Cass throws around smoke bombs, and blinds her with them before kicking her down.

Iron Lad thing on his back points. at Hunter And a huge laser gun pops out of it and blasts him then all these guns pop out and shoot Hunter down. His armor is sparking allover the place Vella blows up the muck and uses her ring to make all these cute little cartoon constructs.

The Beat up Raider's construct with anvils and big hammers. “Okay that ring of yours makes better things." Raider sneers “Let’s go hand to hand."

Well that was a mistake as Vella takes Raider down in about a second. Vincent Laughs “Tell me Namek. Did Uncle Goku teach you to use up all of your power at the beginning of a fight and not keep some in reserve?"

“What? You're bluffing Vincent. You used everything yourself."

“Uh Uh." He smirks. Turns into whatever they call that long haired fuzzy Super saiyan thing than he releases a big light show. Piccolo falls all burnt. “Pathetic. Super Saiyan always trumps Super Namek. Chump."

Slobo was holding down the gator guy and threatening him with a knife. “Hold still. It's only gonna hurt a lot!"

then all of the sudden Iron man shows up. Looks like he got into the spirit of New Costume Day too.

He yelled at the losers and it was funny. I tried calling Tim again later that night, Humpph still under cover then I feel a gust of wind " What do you want Thad?"

"Looks like you've been a bad girl." He whispers in my ear.

“What the hell are you talking about?" I growl.

“This chick named Violet sent Batgirl a disk about you on it you and Red Hood were. Killing Black Mask.

Ulp. “Really?' Did she see it?"

“Nope I destroyed it I've run into Violet before I knew she was up to trouble." he grins.


“Why? I thought you hated me?" He doesn't answer.

“Look! I killed Mask because yeah there was a bit of revenge in it, but also it was self defense I had nightmares that he'd come after me, torture me again, kill me again. I haven't had those nightmares since I shot him. Don’t tell anyone! Wait what do you want?"

He takes off his mask this may the first time I've ever seen his eyes. "Nothin'. What I told ya the other about Tim not havin' a Memorial for ya was true I was in the Robin Cave, when Titans East attacked The Teen Titans he had all this crap to honor Superboy , and his parents and, nothing for you."

“Why are you telling me this?” I hold back a sob.

“Because ya deserve better if the Bats find out about this he'll try to put ya away, Bats Likely won't since When Catwoman killed Mask the first time he did nothin' but Bird Boy will take it personal. And ya deserve better. "

I blink and he's gone. That was weird.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Slo-Bo:New kids on the block

Ya know as weird as young Justice got at times, I don't think they got as crazy as these kids, all their damn romances and problems and just fraggin' crap. Were me and Empress as bad as the Creepy couple Cassandra Cain, and Vince Briefs? I mean really.

They are always touchin' all the time. But what can I say? The two can fight. While I'm tryin' to hold in my lunch with while Batgirl checks the half saiyan's tonsils with her tongue. Then his sister Walks in all with a weird disturbed look on her face.

Spoiler gets one look on at her and grins. “Ha-ha! You got the Nightwing sex talk!"

“Well a lot of the stuff he told me Bra already went over, but the rest of it was well a lot of kinky weird stuff. I mean Tony Stark kinky." She looks like she's about to vomit just thinkin' of it.

"Oh and just so you know Robin's in the closet Steph."

Brown kind of looks like a deer in the headlights. " What? No he isn't."

“Sorry. I heard him and Nightwing arguing about him being in the closet." Vella consoles.


“No... He isn't." Cass mumbles.

Inertia pops up out of nowhere bein' a Fraggin' speedster not surprising. “I knew it! I knew it!"

“Vella must have misheard..."Stephanie starts.

But Inertia interrupts her. “Think about it Brown, he kept Superdork's clothes in a memorial, and tried to clone him, he even changed his costume to black and red to honor him. He didn't even care about you."

"That's not true..." Stephanie mutters.

“Oh yeah? Where's your memorial? Where was Robin's purple and black costume to honor you huh?"

Then Spoiler does something I don't expect. She starts crying.

Batgirl tries to Punch inertia and hand she misses. Of course.

“HA! Nice try!"

Cassandra just glares. “You have to...sleep sometime."

I turn up the TV and try to tune out the bickering. Then I see something hey Bastiches shut up!"

"That's right Stan West City now has registered heroes. Though they haven't been given an official name yet, people have been calling them "Forcers" becausr they are sponsored by Force Inc. Let's meet them shall we?"

"First the leader Chris Jones' personal armor wearing employee, and licensed bounty hunter, The Hunter."

"The super strong Hellgator."



"The enigmatic Ninja Witch."

At that Anthony Laughs. “Worst name ever."

“Oh yeah Iron Boy is so much better.” I snort.

The Reporter continues. "The ice maiden Chill."




The leaping Lizard Boy.



"The alien namek Piccolo Jr..."

"P Dawg!" Vincent yells. “That Namek piece of thrash! He joined Stark's butt kissers!"

I didn't catch this girl's name all I know is she wants revenge on Vegeta for something.


That Hunter guy announces that his team will rid West City of all the Saiyans, Bat kids, Vampires, aliens, unregistered heroes and super villains. I think these Feetal's gizzes are gonna be in a world of hurt well that is if our team can pull it together.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Vella : A day of ups and downs.

Well my dad let Pan after Jason Jason shot Pan in the shoulder, then beat her with an adamntium crowbar. Gah! I'm going to have to talk to him. I mean I can take care of my self. That paled in comparison to what happened next.

West City has been in a mayoral race and this one guy, Samuel Jones, cousin to this guy who runs some company called Force Inc, he keeps saying how we're all bad for the city, and need registered heroes to take our places.

He said dad just came here, to kill everyone and gain immortality, Called Vincent and Cass' relation ship immoral. Well there was that time they made out a little too long in a restaurant.

Speaking of Cass he somehow knew about her time with the LOA, and accused her of being a cold blooded killer, Spoiler; he called a failure, and brought up the whole War Games thing.

He called Anthony a pale imitation of Tony Stark who slept with a killer robot, Inertia he accuses of being an out and out super villian and tries to claim he killed Bart Allen, though Thaddeus has denied over and over again he had anything to do with it.

Slobo he says is going to be as bad as Lobo, and then he gets to me. “Ah the Green Lantern in training. You say you are against registration, yet you were caught in a lewd act with a SHIELD agent."


I get mad. “There was nothing 'lewd' about it! It was beautiful!"

Sam grins. “Like the beautiful things he's had with other super women like this picture of him and Ravager.”

I broke the podium. I can't believe that! Jason said I was his first like he was mine! I left there and from what I hear the press conference got worse and worse. Didn't matter, there an invasion of alien clown monkeys we had to deflect. (Yes that's as crazy as it sounds.)

So after that, I really had to take a shower, Even though I'm mad at him, I am going to see Jason tonight, and we had no shampoo. I looked around and finally found some in Question's old room. Yet he tore off the label and drew a question mark on it, the man is so weird.


Well I discovered he did something to it, I mean I got out of the shower and...

Gah! It's green! Okay green maybe my favorite color but come on! I'm already a Green Lantern, this is just too goofy! Darn it! This shampoo must have had something to do with Vic's hair changing under when he used that gas. My half alien body probably reacted to it strange. Man like having blue hair wasn't bad enough.

And I wish miss scars a lot Cassandra Cain would quit laughing at me. At least Steph isn't laughing just staring there like an idiot; well I can't see Jason like this. No choice I have to go super saiyan.

At least the chemical doesn't affect me in ss mode my hair is still as gold as ever.

It was strange but kind of cool when I met up with Jay; he wasn't in the dorky Red Robin costume thank goodness. Just normal clothes. I ask him about Ravager, and he rolls his eyes "Ugh! Don't ask. We didn't date if that's what you're asking like Tim never dated her."

My ring says he isn't lying I'm happy. Then I ask. “I’m glad you're not wearing a costume, but why?"

He laughs, well it would look a little strange going to a movie, and this is supposed to be a normal date right? And Anyway I dumped that useless thing, red Robin is no more. "

I squeal. “Are you going back to Red Hood?"

He shrugs. " Dunno. Not sure what I'll do I might just try being Jason Todd for a while. Hope you don't mind me without a costume for a while."

I brush his hair with my hand. “Silly. I like the guy that was under the hood, not the hood itself."

The movie was okay... and action flick ugh, like we don't get enough fighting in opur normal lives, though we both had a laugh when we saw the Iron Man preview. It’s so strange a guy we both know being played by someone else. A movie that's not Batman that is.

After that's over we get dinner, and a hotel room, and a spend a few hours of fun I accidentally destroy the room, stupid Pan, I never destroyed everything before when I ... never mind. I watched him sleep for about fifteen minutes. Then I decided it was time to do something I should have done already.

Later in Mew York Nightwing is swinging through the roof tops.

“Hey!" I yell.

He gets surprised and slips off his rope I put a green net under him but he twists in midair and flips, onto a rooftop. I clap “That was really good! You're agile for a full human."

"Thanks I think... What's up with your hair?"

Doha! I let my self turn back to normal, I'm so embarrassed. “Um that is the question?"

“Ah. Something to do with Vic, okay. You know you could have called a head." he sighs.

“Yeah, last time I did that you vanished and turned into an adorable little kid. So I thought I would just come to the big Apple and ask why you want to see me. “Though he probably just wants to ask for my older sister's number or something I think to my self.

I create a floating green easy chair that hovers above the building; well I wonder what Nightwing is going to say?