Slo-Bo:New kids on the block

Ya know as weird as young Justice got at times, I don't think they got as crazy as these kids, all their damn romances and problems and just fraggin' crap. Were me and Empress as bad as the Creepy couple Cassandra Cain, and Vince Briefs? I mean really.

They are always touchin' all the time. But what can I say? The two can fight. While I'm tryin' to hold in my lunch with while Batgirl checks the half saiyan's tonsils with her tongue. Then his sister Walks in all with a weird disturbed look on her face.

Spoiler gets one look on at her and grins. “Ha-ha! You got the Nightwing sex talk!"

“Well a lot of the stuff he told me Bra already went over, but the rest of it was well a lot of kinky weird stuff. I mean Tony Stark kinky." She looks like she's about to vomit just thinkin' of it.

"Oh and just so you know Robin's in the closet Steph."

Brown kind of looks like a deer in the headlights. " What? No he isn't."

“Sorry. I heard him and Nightwing arguing about him being in the closet." Vella consoles.


“No... He isn't." Cass mumbles.

Inertia pops up out of nowhere bein' a Fraggin' speedster not surprising. “I knew it! I knew it!"

“Vella must have misheard..."Stephanie starts.

But Inertia interrupts her. “Think about it Brown, he kept Superdork's clothes in a memorial, and tried to clone him, he even changed his costume to black and red to honor him. He didn't even care about you."

"That's not true..." Stephanie mutters.

“Oh yeah? Where's your memorial? Where was Robin's purple and black costume to honor you huh?"

Then Spoiler does something I don't expect. She starts crying.

Batgirl tries to Punch inertia and hand she misses. Of course.

“HA! Nice try!"

Cassandra just glares. “You have to...sleep sometime."

I turn up the TV and try to tune out the bickering. Then I see something hey Bastiches shut up!"

"That's right Stan West City now has registered heroes. Though they haven't been given an official name yet, people have been calling them "Forcers" becausr they are sponsored by Force Inc. Let's meet them shall we?"

"First the leader Chris Jones' personal armor wearing employee, and licensed bounty hunter, The Hunter."

"The super strong Hellgator."



"The enigmatic Ninja Witch."

At that Anthony Laughs. “Worst name ever."

“Oh yeah Iron Boy is so much better.” I snort.

The Reporter continues. "The ice maiden Chill."




The leaping Lizard Boy.



"The alien namek Piccolo Jr..."

"P Dawg!" Vincent yells. “That Namek piece of thrash! He joined Stark's butt kissers!"

I didn't catch this girl's name all I know is she wants revenge on Vegeta for something.


That Hunter guy announces that his team will rid West City of all the Saiyans, Bat kids, Vampires, aliens, unregistered heroes and super villains. I think these Feetal's gizzes are gonna be in a world of hurt well that is if our team can pull it together.