Inertia: Sprokin' Legion

I knew if I stay here long enough someone would come after me. I'm a little flattered in a way that it was the Legion of Superheroes, Well my Cousin XS, Ultra Boy, Mon-El, Not sure how a Daxamite gotta Kryptonin name. Karate Kid, Braniac 5, Appartion or Phantom Girl, Not sure what she's callin' her self with all the temporal alterations, I don't know why but when time changes I ain't affected so comin' back into my own time can be confusin'


"YOUFRANKENSTEINMONSTER!YOUKILLEDBART!" XS Speed talks.

" WHERETHEHELLAREYAGETTIN'YOURINFOCOUSIN?IWASNOWHERENEARBARTWHENHEDIED" I Speed talk back.

While XS tried take my head off with'er speed powers. Karate Kid went After Batgirl. " I thought Batgirl was supposed Be a red head with big..." What ever he was about to say was stopped when Cass tried to go for his face, TBut Val was holding his own.

Phantom Girl Goes after Spoiler. “Why are you wearing the costume of the Spoiler? Batman's partner wouldn't side with scum like Thaddeus Thawne."

“Sweet! People know who I am in the future? Wait Batman's partner? Well I guess for a little while."

Wazzo looks confused. “Yes they even said she could have been something more."

"EWWWW! No Freakin' way would I be rocking the nursing home with Bats."

“That proves you are a fake!" Phantom Girl yells. “The second Batman is the same age as The Spoiler.”

" Okay stop freaking messing with my head!" Steph kicks at the girl in white and her foot passes through. " Ulp!" She Shouts before P- Girl punches her in the jaw. "

"Oh man!I can't hit you but you can hit me! Not fair!" Spoiler gripes.

Ultra Boy and Slobo were busy usin' their super strength against each other and constantly braggin' About how tough they are.

Mon-El Was beatin' down Vincent While Iron Lad Flew towards B5 " I don't know much about this Universe or time, but I do Know Brainac=Villain."

" I don't have time for some boy in primitive armor, he pushes a button on his belt and Iron Lad goes flying the other way. " Now the Blue haired saiyan Lantern ... Something familiar about her.


Cosmic Boy as too busy teying to crush Vella wih his Magnetic powers. " Green lanterns aren't allowed in the United Planets missie. Do you know how many laws you're breaking by just bein here?"

" Missie? You don't look much older than me. Whatever pal Galick Gun!"

The blast misses Cosmic Boy Who blunders in to Agreen trap. Meanwhile Brainac Five Controls Stark Jr. Making him go after Spoiler. “This is because I won't sleep with you isn't it ?" Steph jokes while hitting Phanom girl with some gas from a pellet in her belt. While the legionnaire is coughin' Stephanie knocked her out.

“Ha! I knew you had to stay solid when your distracted. Now Anthony quit zapping at me with the damn repulsors!"

“I can't help it I'm not controlling the armor!" Stark yells.

Then knocks out Cass. Setting Vince off He kicks Mon In the balls and goes After Karate Kid but the weirdest freakin’ thing happens, a saiyan dressed like a ninja, just pops up in between KK and Vince He bows to Vince and several more appear protecting Batgirl.

B5 shouts “I knew it! Cosmic Boy Stop fighting with the saiyan Girl unless you want to start an interplanetary war with the Saiyan Empire!"

An explosion rips through my house an the freakin’ Prince of Saiyan Comes in through the door. " My cousins like to sneak in to place and surprise their victims If you hadn't knocked out their grand mother well in some of their cases great grandmother, and great great Grand mother. And so and so on well they wouldn't have just popped up like that."


Cosmic Boy gets in to the Prince's face. " What are you and your cousins doing here?"

" Not just us but, The Saiyan Army as well you see these youths are under our protection. Though I never did get mother's infatuation for Thawne. The Reverse Flash is under our protection too and also you get the Queen's word that he didn't kill Bart Allen."

“How does she know?" XS protests.

“Because she was there on the day in question my Mother and Thawne were helping someone she calls "Vic" with some investigation turns out the reason there are more red Skittles than other colors was because it was part of some code. Well that what Vic said from my mother's description of him he was quite insane. "

Wait a sec I went on that waste of time with The Question but that means that the Queen of Saiyans is Vella, no way how the Hell did she live a thousand years? I know saiyans aren't supposed to age, but seriously there's no way.

Cass wakes up And looks at two of the so called "Children of Cain" "Barbara? Bruce? how?" She mumbles.

" Cass It can't be them...Well I guess it could since my Gramps was supposed to be about 800." Vince Says looking at them . "Well their energy does feel t like them? Wow. Am I still alive now?"

The two ninjas just make a gesture at Cassandra that she returns. " It's them."

" I'm sorry to break up this family reunion Uncle Vincent, and Aunt Cassandra, But you need to go back to your own time and please don't come back. Especially you Thawne. Since I have to deal with you enough as an adult constantly traveling into the present sniffing around my mother."

Oh And um Vella ? My mother has a message for you, the Guardians aren't always right follow your heart and don't believe what they say about Aunt Justice."
So we end up goin' back home So freakin' glad to not be any where near the Legion Of Superheroes. How did hey get the whole thing about Bart's death so wrong/

What else from history could be wrong? Could like Vella's crazy neice really not be such a planet conquering Psycho in the future? Nah I seen Justice's eyes she's nuttier than a fruit cake.

I Over heard Step and Cass as I settled in for a night of watching dumb ass television. " Did you see how much that Future Saiyan Prince looked like Jason?" Steph gagged. " I mean the thought of Jason making offspring scares me greatly."


Cass sort of grins. " Yes I noticed. "

Ugh! I'm going to run outta here I don't wanna hear that.

Before I leave I hear "Hey Thad wanna race ?"

“Eh? Sure why not Vel." I grin. In a few seconds we end up in Tokyo. And she was lookin' around all scared. " I hope there aren't treally things with tentacles running around. There is no way I'm letting them do tuff to me. "

Im laugh at that. Then she sstares at me " Inertiawhy didn't you want to help Van-El?"

I look down " It don't matter no more. Didja love the guy?"

I don't know, We didn't know each other long enough, I'm still sad he's gone, And can't come back. but still... Thad you know it wouldn't work between us it would interfere with the team. UM... Well Cass and Vince... Yeah they..."

" Hey don't fret Hon. I'm good. I say to her kind of glad she doesn't know the whole body language thing Like Batgirl.

" So you're not going to turn on everyone are you? "

“Nope."

She hugs me. " Good the Guardians have called me in so I nay be gone for a while, tell everyone I'll miss them, Hey maybe some time in space will help me get over the grief you know I won't have constant reminders of Van evreywhere. Well see ya!"

I watch her go I've said it before and ill say it again, I hate ta see her leave , but I love watchin' her go. Oh Well I still got the blind date that Vince set me up on unless it's with Freakin' Justice again, then I'm gonna hurt that blockhead.

Its weird why the Hell did Prince Jason Todd look a like call me Reverse Flash? For a second i see this dude Lookin' at me grinnin. then he runs off





Okaaay that was werid I chased him and somehow couldn't find the guy. Freakin' weirdo.