Sunday, October 28, 2007

Inertia :Time for a little truth here.

Justice has been goin' around saying I tried ta get with her ha! She wishes. No way someone that looks like that can ride the Thad express. She smells like a weird combination of a fish, and wet dog.

I'll tell ya the truth. I just tried to win points with Vella, By doin' a sympathy date to the "Special" member of her family. ya get what I mean . Special the same way Bart Allen is. Or was. Heh! I just thought of somethin'. I'm the only teenager left to carry on the Flash legacy. Expect a whole new kinda Flash when Wally kicks the bucket.


Where was I ? oh yeah the Justice date. The skank kept touching me. It made me uncomfortable. If she was hot I'd be all for it , but since she looks , and smells like she was some kinda monster. Man I even told Vincent I couldn't take it much longer, and had ta leave. Boy said I should at least make through the dinner and the damn ice show.



Ya know it's easy for Vincent to say because his date looks like this.



Ya know I wonder if Bat chick even remembers that Deathstroke took those pictures when she was drugged? Or that Slade knows, I stole a few of them? Man the Sungirl pics make me almost miss her.

Anyway here's problem with her story anybody that knows me knows I don't know how to drive a car. They are way too slow. That and I come from the future, and I don't know how to use your cave man tech. Besides I'd much rather run since I'm sooo much faster.

Any way she stops the car, and tries to get me to "Make her a woman." Ya know her nasty face I can deal with. with a bag on the head. The fact she smells like evil though no way. I ran outta there.

And I'll take the Cassandra Cain lie detector test. Well if I ever get of Bizarro World. Stupid Superboy left me on this dumbass planet , and hey hey! Somethin' hot this way comes.




" Thad ! Why In the the heck are you on Bizarro World?"

" Long story sweetie please tell me yer gonna take me home!" I respond .

She rolls her yes. " Don't call me that. I should leave you here after the way you treated Justice but yeah I'll take you back to Earth."

" Way I treat her? She vamped me! Try to do someone a favor and this is the thanks ya get. " I protest.

"OK let's not talk about it anymore alright? " She put a green bubble around me, And drags it behind her And took me off that horrible backwards world.


I smile man I gotta great view back here. " Hey Vell ya know why ya came to get me right?"

" I'm the only one who of the team that can travel in space?"

I grin. " No. Me and you we gotta connection. Ya like me and ya know it."

She giggles but tries to hide it. And says. " Keep dreaming Inertia. You know my father would kill you for talking like that."

" Yeah. We don't have to tell the Super Midget now do we Princess?"

" I'd rather not lose anymore friends. " She sighs.

Yeah she digs me.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Vincent:Something's up with Cass.

Ever since she came back from that thing with the Bat Family she's been all weird hiding in her cave, and not even seeing me actually it's especially me.She finally emerges on the day of Mirai's funeral.

Steph is complaining about Rose Wilson, again. At least that Makes Inertia leave. he's fun to hang with , but he also constantly gets me in to trouble. Any way. Cass looks at her. " Tim's body language.. says he still.. likes you."

That got her quiet. Then Cass looked over to me. " We.. have to talk."

We went to a room where no body was and she said. " What do you.. think of kids?"

What? I thought I wouldn't have this scary conversation for a few years. I mean I wasn't born that long ago. " I'm not that sure I actually want them."

She gives me an odd look. " Never?"

" Don't know. The two of us don't exactly have the most sane lives. I mean we're always in danger. No offense to Steph, but I don't think I can put some kid into that kind of thing. And if one of is died , I don't know what kind of effect it'd have on the him or her it could warp them permanently."

She sighs " At the fight.. with the .. mercenaries.. I met this guy... "

While she was looking for the words I kind of panicked. Did she meet some dude she that she was going to break up with me to be with. Then something on the TV distracted her it was that Supervillian show.

None of us have actually found where the hell hat's being taped though someone said Shri lanka, It's no where there. Any way. She got all weirded out by this guy called Bruce Cain. I got a little bit of what's the term Deja Vu from him.

That and I found it a little weird that he has the same name as Batman, But then again there are lot of Bruces in the world. This guy is a real piece of work. He seemingly has taken Cass' place as leader of the League of Assassins.

Then he beats up and enslaves this ape guy. Next he sends killer babes to hunt this guy that annoyed him.

When I look at Cass a tear is coming down her eye and she keeps muttering " No. No no no no no no no."


" Cass ? Is he your brother? " I ask. " Another one of David's experiments?"

She leaves in a bad mood. She punched a table shattering it. And locked her self back in the cave.

I ended up going to the funeral alone. And some saiyans ended up insulting HS And Justice, Vampirella saying they don't belong here and are freaks.And that none of them are related to Mirai. Hs attacks.

I grab him. " We can't kill them1 there aren't that many saiyans left!" I shout.

He tries to burn me. " I'm not taking there abuse anymore. Your against me too! You always were. !" He slams me into some grave I turn SS4.

" Don't make me hurt you." I warn.

He laughs and brings up last time we fought, and ends up eating my knuckles. " One rule about saiyans. We get stronger after every battle."
that and last time we fought he thought me. Well this time That's not going to happen , but I still don't want to hurt didn't last time either really. I guess I lost because my conscience was bothering me last time.

I fire a ki blast like last time . This time when he doges it, i use my speed, to make it appear I'm somewhere else. then I kick him in the guts before he can recover his nose meets my elbow.

While he's reeling he gets a Galick Gun his ki starts going down. " Are you ready to calm down now? "

Next thing i know this blur knocks me down. When HS tries to get up he's smacked down as well. And oddly the Bruce Cain guy is standing in front of us. " You two should be ashamed! Your the man's brother, and his son and you show such disrespect at his funeral!"

" What the Hell are you doing here here you bastard?" I challenge.

He gets a weird Smirk. " That was sister. My parents were an official couple again. by the time I came around."

" Why should I care about your family tree?" I question him . He just chuckles.

Meanwhile trunks puts a beat down on all the saiyans that angered HS. " you punks are just lucky there are so few of us left. Or I'd let my nephew , and sister in law have you! Get out of here! Wait for me at the throne room where I'll decide a punishment for this debacle!"

Dad Laughs. " Your finally showing signs of a real prince."

then the Cain guy Stares at Dad And I can tell they are saying something telepathically to each other. But I'm still not to good at that power yet. so I don't know what they're saying then finally they fly off . Whoever this guy is he's not one of David's normal kids.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Spoiler:The good the bad and the ugly

The good: Me Robin Nightwing, Batgirl, And no Batman Are fighting a bunch of assassins. This is so cool Just like the old days ,and NO BATMAN!!!!! Yeah I'm gonna kick some butt and Take some names,. Did I mention No Batman?


The Bad: Ravager has to come along, And i get to listen to her hit On Robin, Or worse slither all over him like a snake. I'm so gonna puke.


The Ugly : Connor Hawke somehow got wind of this and started following Cass Around like a love sick puppy. I mean it would sorta cute if you know Batghoul had any feelings for him what so ever And wasn't one of the best fighters on the planet , and could brak him if he annoyed her (which he's doing.) and her boyfriend just became somewhere near Superman's power level, according all our measuring devices. ( Though He's really got along way to go to get to Supes'full power and not just KAl-El with a Kryptonian flu power.) His twin sister too, but Vella isn't a danger to him. Well she might be she almost blasted me before she got control of that new power level, and Vincent hasn't yet making him a monkey furred psycho.

So I told Connor to wait for us in a MC Donald's in Hub City. he skipped away yes skipped away merrily , After giving some gossip about the Hulk, and some Kryptonaian chick having an affair. Not sure if I be live that or not.

Nightwing shakes his head. " Hub City ? The cess pool of the Midwest."

" What?" I shrug. "He's a crime fighter he 'll probably get out mostly in one piece. Now let's go beat some bad guys huh?"

Monday, October 15, 2007

Batgirl: Maybe I made a mistake.

Bruce... Is going to , um take away my costume. Richard, Tim, and Barbra are um going to hate me. Because I let that robot girl live.

But.. I saw something in there. She was alive And I've met person the .. trapped in the robot. Vic calls her um ... Ghost in the machine.


" But that's all she is Cassandra, a ghost., the killer machine will resurface, and then go after whatever she wants. Then Stark will fight her again eventually she'll adapt to him, his armor with the Borg tech will adapt to her, I wouldn't doubt the Extremis has already mutated itself after being inside her tech. It'll be a super powered arms race until finally Armageddon."


" There is a living person in their Question..." I um respond. " You want me to let her die?"

He stares.. at me with no face. " Sacrifices must be made."

"You are just a teacher.. Sage.. Not a team.. member It was my um call. "

" And you made the wrong one!" He um yells. " I get that you don't want Vincent to kill but you could have just let Inertia do it."

" No.. more !" I walk out I won't.. hear anymore about killing. Though Inertia Had to zip in ans say. " Hey I can to still kill her now. I could just take her into the Speed Force, and let it vaporise her. She won't feel a thing. "

" NO!"

" Jeez must be that time of the month. " He smiles I punch, but, by the time my fist hits.. is wind, I hear him laughing. Why do we keep here again?


I see Steph on the couch reading newspapers, " Well this sucks!" She ... um declares.

" What?" I ask.

" Take a look." She throws it in my face.


" I.. can't read it." I tell her.

" Be glad. Let's just say everyone is making us look like dangerous psychopaths,and Iron Man as the guy who has to save everyone from the"bad" kids. Oh God! Tim's going to say he was right all along, and i shouldn't have joined a team, but retired, and worse I bet that one eyed Titan skank, is all over him as we speak. "


Vella starts singing " Someones jealous !" Steph starts throwing things. I go outside to be alone. I find Vincent outside petting a dog.

" Are .. you going to tell me .. how my um order was bad too?"


He shrugs. " Yeah like I can say anything after turning SS4 I saw everything as prey. Well except you. It seemed everything I felt was amplified in that in form.. Especially how I wanted you." He grabbed me. "I don't care what any one thinks you made the decision because of your good heart. It's one of the things I love about you."







A voice um makes us stop kissing. " Vincent I would like to talk to Cassandra alone.


"Your here to take away my costume?" I ask.

" No. I heard the true story, And I'm proud of your decision. We try to preserve life, and don't act as Judge and jury. if you need any help just call me. " With that Batman leaves. Looks like I made the right .. order. So I can at least .. feel good about that.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Ironboy : Screw this team!

After those evil gods left Earth. I got to listen to Steph, and Vella argue. " You can't seriously be thinking of dating that guy!" Spoiler yells.


Why not?" Vella responds.

Are you kidding me? He looks exactly like Robin !!!! He's probably the Evil Universe Robin or something!"


Vella shrugs. " Your still into Robin aren't you? Instead of taking it out on me why don't you tell him and leave me alone?"

Spoiler is speechless for a second, then goes you can't go out with a carbon copy of Robin!"

" Set over it!" Vella shouts. " He just gave me his number, I haven't decided anything yet!"

Then next thing I know My Armor freezes than , Fury, and Tony try to force me to tell them where Sky is.

You know what's worse? that spooky bitch Batgirl gives her up. Now SHIELD is going to lock her up and or tear her into pieces. After SHIELD leaves I plead. " you guys have to help me save her! But before that we need to get kick Cassie Gutter Skank Cain off this team!"


I'm grabbed by the throat by her pet alien still in frozen armor, if it could work I'd show this pretender a beat down he'd never forget. He growls at me . " Watch what you say about her you Iron Man rip off!"

" She gave up Sky!" I protest. "And she gave Darkseid the Dragon balls! her being on this team is going to get us all killed !"

Saiyan boy keeps growling. " You stupid fool She thought she had no choice, when she gave Darkseid the D-balls she thought she he was going to kill us!"

" She didn't save us your father did !" I Argue. " She's too dangerous!"


" Bah!" he drops me. " My Uncle told me of the battle he had with your robot sex toy. She's as evil as they come. "

I laugh , " The uncle we were fighting against until a few minutes ago?"


" That wasn't Uncle Goku's fault!" Vella defends .

" Oh! We trust Goku,Cassandra, and Inertia, but we don't trust Sky?"


Inertia gets in my face. " You know what punk? I'm a person I can choose what I do Your slut bot is just that a machine she does what she's programmed to do And ya know what happened to her last Boyfriend? She killed him . Choked him while they were doin' it. And he was the sprockin' Master of Magnetism. Your just a pathetic twerp."


"Go Back To Stalking vella you bastard!" I yell. " Let's vote on it . Who wants to help Sky?"

Inetia Grins. " I ain't stalking' Vella don't need to. And I vote no."

" No." Bat leather fetish freak girl says of course, and her pet, and his sister agree with her So does her best friend. No surprise there. I then look at our supposed mentors.

Gohan shakes his head. " Any chance you had with me wanting to help you lost when you insulted my dad. "

The conspiracy theorist The Question 's expression is hard to read. " She wants to bring about Armageddon. She must be stopped she isn't from an alternate reality she's from a time loop.One that must be broken I vote no."

Then I figured it out everyone here is connected one way or another. I'm the only odd man out. " Fine! I'll save her my self once I get out of this armor!"

Vincent grins an evil grin, and tears my armor open. Destroying it completely.He knows what he did the guy works with technology all the time. "That's it I Quit !" I declare.

Vella tries to smooth it over. " You really don't have to do that Anthony."

" You Should have thought of that when you condemned my girl friend to die. " I say bitterly. There is no way I can get there in time to stop SHIELD without the armor. Damn it!