Batgirl:Groan

Slobo quit today... He said "Anita needs him." I asked if we can help " he said "naw it's a relationship thang."

That's the problem with this team... and something I am uh g-guilty of we... let our love lives take up too much time like Um Wonder Woman said. Maybe that's why Nightwing is mad at me... I'm not being serious.

Or maybe Vincent's right, and Misfit doesn't know what she's talking about... and Dick isn't mad at me. Doesn't matter I'm mad at myself. The Black Lanterns killed alot of people I ... we should have done more to save them.

I have to make Legacy better... how would Bruce have done it? Probably by being really mean and Punching Guy Gardner... who can I punch? I like Vincent’s face and hitting him would turn him on...

I want to punch Vella for how she's treating Jason... and saving Black Lantern Inertia, but Vince would be mad... Inertia's dead. Steph... too easy. Also Tim doesn't like me beating up his girlfriend. Supergirl? I'd probably end up with a broken hand. Iron Lad? he too drunk to feel it.

Hmm I have to think of something ... else. I go into the basement and drink tea to think.

Vincent wanders up to me " hey babe..."

“No." I say.

“What? I didn't even say, oh yeah body language. So what did I do to for you to give me the cold shoulder?" he grunts.

“Nothing... I have other stuff to do than to please you... our team is weaker now that Slobo has left... and I need to lead it."

He does a weight lifter pose. “I’m strong enough to carry the weight for me, and Slobo."

“You spend less... and less time training... and more trying to get me into bed..." I snort. “Soon you'll be weaker than Green Arrow."

“That’s a low blow." he grunts.

“You... want to show your dad that you should... be Prince of Saiyans...and not Trunks you have to work harder..." I'm uh interrupted when Steph jumps in wearing this silly costume.

“Bra sent a bunch of costumes over for you... but I like this one! Can I keep it? Hey maybe I can be substitute Batgirl? Or Batgirl Purple or something?"

Vince got mad I just nod " You can have it I don't want it."

I left the talk with my boy to see the new costumes most of them looked like Babs' but I kind of like this one.

It's not yellow. Vella slouches in...With a fake smile.

“I um well we went for the Dragonballs...." She stutters like me.

“And?" I question.

“Well someone got to them before me, and Laura did, and made a wish that I can't remember.


I clench my fist. “So you didn’t bring Inertia back... and his zombie is running around free because of you?"

“Look I'm sorry okay?" She tries to apologize.

“Maybe if you weren't ... chasing around Superboy's..." I start before Supergirl gets in between us don't know where she came from.

“Hey guys let's just chill out okay?" Kara asks.


“Fine... we need a training session anyway." I order Vince gives me a dirty look I know I'm going to hea aboout how how I treat his twin... So that's another annoyance.

During the training a robot knocks down Vince... I told him he should train more...maybe now he'll listen to me. he gets all mad and turns into that weird blue furred thing... he calls a Supersaiyan 5.

He goes crazy, and starts attacking us with blasts. Vella was about to transform too when I order " No! We don't need two crazy people here!"

Supergirl body slams him into the wall. “Calm down Vince before I hurt you!" She’s blasted away, and he goes into a fighting stance.

" Supergirl Back off everyone leave um ... alone here." I command.

Kara says “Look Bats I know he's your guy, and all but when he's like this he could tear you apart!"


" Leave now! .. And whatever noises you hear don't open the door!"

He growls at me. I smile. “If I didn't know better...I'd have thought you'd planned this... We both know you can't keep up that power long...and you and Supergirl or Vella fighting would destroy this building... but I think we can find a better way to use that power of yours....

The next few hours were very ... um pleasant. But Afterwards I had to get back to work... I left him sleeping in the training room. I take one last look and I am ... what's the word? Relieved that his hair went back to ...normal... Looks like he's not going bald like his dad.

Steph made some jokes.. About what was going on and I ignored the... and started looking up who's wanted... Hmmm Skaar Son of... Hulk he sounds ... like someone who needs to be stopped.

At that moment I hear a battle... in one of the upper floors... I run to the elevator.. and when I get to the floor where the sounds come form I see ...


Ya jerks didn't bring me back! I'm gonna eat each , and every one of ya!"
I glare at Vella for keeping this thing... alive.

TBC

Vincent: I hate losing fights.

As I fly with Iron Lad across the smoldering remains of New York I can only think of one thing. “I’m glad to be away from Cass for a while."


Fists off Someone told her that Nightwing hates her now. This seems way out of character for Grayson. But because the person telling her that wasn't lying she believes it, although the person that said it may just be an idiot.

Whatever Cass won't go See Nightwing about it. And has gone into angry obsessive Bat-mode where the only thing she wants to think about is the "Mission". Also she’s pissed at both of my sisters.

First she doesn't like the costume Bra made for her a while back.

She thinks there's too much yellow. And she's angry at Vella for breaking up with Jason her "brother". I think he's better for her than super idiot but hey i can't control her life.

So in short Cass hasn't been a picnic to be around. But I still don't appreciate Tony Junior here insinuating she's retarded. But I push that out of my head and try to senses the Ki here. You know usually there's so much life that it takes me a while to get clear reading here well the life is mostly gone.

“There’s either a large group of people or one extremely powerful being." I say.

Stark ignored me , and flew top speed to to what looked like it used to be a suburb there was swing sets, and play grounds now charred almost beyond recognition.

“Oh God!" Rhodey"s house is gone all my stuff!" Stark cries.

“Wait you lived with War Machine?" I ask.

“In My world he wasn't War machine he was my age, and yes I lived with him after dad died."

I let this process in my brain a while. “Your Universe is screwed up Anthony."

“A girl's voice blocks out his reply. " Tony! You're alive!" Some Skinny Red Head runs up to him.

“Pepper!" He grabs her, and hugs her I can't help but suppress a laugh. That's Pepper Potts? In my Universe this is Pepper Potts.



“Tony You shouldn’t have come back! The Shadow God is going to eat the entire Universe." Pepper babbles.

“This Shadow God He's the one who did this to New York?" Anthony demands.

“No just This City the entire planet!" She sobs. “He’s done this to all of reality. Tony before we die I’d like to tell you..." But before she does Tony flies off into a rage after the huge power level.

I’m about to fly after him when mini Pepper grabs my foot. “You’re not going without me Tail Boy!"

I sigh and carry her to where Anthony is getting trashed by this.

The human half of me says to get Anthony, and get out of there. The saiyan half says “and pass up this fight? No way!" So I drop skinny and transform to my most powerful level Ss5

I don't know how dad, and Son Goku control this form I go insane every time I go to it but at this point that's a good thing. I Go insane with high powered punches, and kicks these would shatter mountains, and he just sits there, and takes it.

It grins at me. “What are you exactly? You aren't from this reality. Aaah from another universe a hybrid human and some kind of alien species that doesn't exist here."

I unleash a blast that'd destroy the planet a few times over all it does is bounce off of him and hit the planet. lava starts flowing out of the crust, and the alternate Earth is about to blow.

“Weak little creature" he chuckles. These shadows surround me I feel weak all the sudden. “Your tiny amount of power barely feeds me. But after I consume this realm I'll go , and eat yours."

He tosses me to the ground and I feel myself blacking out. " Hey Vince get up stupid ya don't wanna have yer body wearin' a Black Ring." I look up And see

“Thad? I thought you were a zombie."

He shrugs "yeah a zombie doesn't have a soul so I guess you can say I'm a ghost< Ive been whisperin' in the Black Lantern me's ear to get tryin' to ge ta him find a way to come back to life."

I shake my head "why can't you come back the same way Barry Allen did?"

“Okay. When ya tell me how the sprock grandpa did that I'll do it."

I think for a second " No one's quite sure how Flash came back."

He sighs that's what I thought. Anyway ya'd better get up , and out of this reality, before it goes boom, or yer body will end up like mine wearin' a black ring."

I snort. “I doubt one of those can get here. "

" Dude Nekron has turned vaporized bodies into Black Lanterns, and in another reality won't stop him, do you really wanna watch yourself rip out Cass' heart? Or your twin's?"

II get up all weak, and glare at the Shadow God. I take out the portal remote, grab Anthony, and Pepper, and open the portal.

When we soon get out the other other side, and I close the portal. “What where are we? The universe was dying..." Pepper shouts way too fast.

I smirk a bit “Welcome to a whole other Universe."

My mom got all pissed that me, and Anthony used her portal, and even more pissed that we may have lured some uber powerful psycho thing to this Universe.

Pepper kept asking who “the blonde guy in the green costume was."

“my friend Inertia or a part of him anyway." I say.

Antony guffaws "yeah right his ghost would be be busy watching Vella in the shower not trying to save us."

Sadly he's got a point. Anyway when I get home I expect Cass to either ignore me or yell at me oddly she hugs me instead. I guess she can tell I'm worried well I am I'm not sure anyone can stop this "Shadow God" if he gets here.

Ironlad: Zombie teamates and return home

After the incident with her kid Spoiler was talking about quitting the team... she didn't do all that much anyway, so I'm okay with it. But Batgirl kept saying she needed her around... I can guess why. Poor saiyan boy is in denial about his girl playing for the other team.

But Slobo brought up the fact that after Spoiler died Black mask her face out to all the media outing her identity., her kid would be safer from villain revenge with a group of super heroes, than with her mother. and grandmother in Gotham.

At that moment though a blast from the Capsule Corp next door shook the ground, and the conversation was tabled. We all sit up, and fly over there. Yes it could have been Vella, and Vincent's psycho dad blasting rats again out of boredom but that was unlikely.

What it was out of a George Romero movie. Inertia’s dead body was moving around, and talking in this weird black costume.


Along with Vella's dead Superboy knockoff boyfriend.


Vel's head was bleeding, but she was fighting while my ex Laura Kinney or Howlett or whatever she's going by this week Let's just call her X-23 tries to cut off the zombie's heads oddly the zombies were fighting each other as well.

The Superboy- lite one knocks away X -23. Vella was half ass fighting him. Luckily Vince Slammed into him going all out with all his powers.

Me I use this tech I lifted off that device from the future that Robin once took put Thawne's speed with.

Unfortunately since it's from the future, it was like a chimp trying to reprogram a vcr, I put some components into my armor the ones I could understand the rest though.. I'll figure it one day.

But whatever the blast was enough to slow down Inertia zombie. While he's down I blast him with a full force from my Unibeam, the round thing in my armor's chest plate.

It doesn't destroy the body completely or all that much, so I fire full force Repulsors. The body walks out of the flames. “Armor analyze!" I order.

“The Zombie was not created in traditional way by virus...it is powered by an energy feild emanating from ring." the armor's computer answers.

“Great." I think to myself. Luckily he still doesn't have any speed. “I’ve been waiting along time for this Thawne!" I punch him hoping it hurts the undead freak and then go for the ring to cut his strings like a puppet.

My armor starts blaring “warning Speed Force energy has returned to corpse vibration attack breaking breaching armor.


" I'm gonna eat yer heart Stark!” His hand vibrates into my chest only to be shocked by the device I put there to replace it after the injuries I received at the hands of Kang controlled Iron Man all a couple of years ago.



I would gloat but I'm messed up by him trying that, X attacks him from behind. slashing into his back.

The undead speedster grabs her wrists he’s about to bite her face but then he stops.

“What are ya waitin' on bub? I'm just a weapon No one'll miss me! I hope ya choke on me!"

" Ya ain't no weapon!" Thawne yells. “Neither am I! I ain't doin' this crap no more! Screw My granfather that created me as just a tool, and screw Black Hand and whatever the hell is behind his raisin' the dead. I'm a person not a monster I ain't eatin' another person Vella Vincent? Can ya guys wish me back wit' those Dragonball things?"


Vella while trying to pull her brother off away from ripping her zher decompsing lover 's head off. " the Dragonballs were snatched up in a game show! The Henchman union has them I don't know where they are!"

He screams saying something about not wanting to see beautiful women as steaks, and ran off into the dusk. That's new an emo zombie. Weird thing was it looked like Laura, and the undead freak had a moment there… can’t be probably my imagination. Vella now used her ring to pull Vincent away from saving the other zombie. “Don’t hurt him! We can wish him back!"

" Vella Van is dead, he isn't coming back like Kon or Superman did he's a flawed clone now let me tear this corpse apart!"

Instead of the happening the zombie bit Vincent's arm shouting “Flesh!"

My armor rebooted, and I zapped the corpse with Kryptonite rays you'd think it wouldn’t work on a zombie but it sent him back screaming and he flew ff into the night. Wow I wondered where everyone else was until I saw that they were holding there heads and were bruised turns out Inertia speed blitzed the rest of the team to start off.

Oh God I'm going to turn into a zombie!" Vincent whines. “You too Vella!"

That's a scary thought I've seen what these two saiyans did to an all you can eat buffet. But I checked them for zombie virus just in case neither one of them had it.

After the saiyan twins ate some kind of beans to heal their wounds, the others decided of all the stupid things to go out for tattoos, luckily Vel, didn't go because she was called because of some GL emergency, and Steph took her daughter to Gotham to visit Robin. So I won't be the only one who' hasn't mutilated himself.

While they are gone I decided to go to the Vault, and decided to see the Mandarian from my reality. I had to go through all types of red tape thanks alot Norman Osborn, but finally I went to see him .

“What do you want Stark?" he hisses.

“Why would you come into this Universe? it can't just be for revenge can it? Without me there you would have gotten anything you wanted."

" I did for a while." he answered. " but then some creature came and was in the process of destroying our entire Universe we are both all that is left."

I suspected he was lying, But I had to be sure. But how? Wait doesn't Vincent, and Vella's mother has a dimensional portal in her basement? I fly back to the Legacy place.

A few hours later after Vincent is done scarring himself with the royal saiyan symbol on his right arm we sneak into Capsule Corp and started programming the portal.

" I don't know if we'll ever find your Universe Anthony, there are Infinite realities." he says.


I shrug. “I thought there was only 52."

“Nope. Where did you get that idea? Any way all beings are attuned to their own Universe through a vibrational field the Flashes actually go to other realties by changing theirs I'll use mom's equipment to find yours, and if we're extremely lucky we'll find your reality. Hopefully before mom finds out I'm messing with the portal, last time I used it I accidentally released hippy versions of certain heroes into this Universe.. it was ugly."

So for the next hour the portal was trying to find my reality Vincent was telling me about his life with the Batgirl finally I shouted “No one cares! I mean really you should have just boinked her, and moved on now your stuck forever with a weird chick with all kind of mental disorders."

Then it dawned on me why he may have took the whole marriage thing and didn't divorce her “don’t tell me you got her pregnant."

“No. We're being careful about that" he snorts. Whew good because I've seen their kid he's kind of well a murdering psycho.

Then you should just dump her now." I state. He starts growling. " dude all love is chemicals in the brain that run out after a while and when that happens you'll be stuck with crazy girl and her problems well if she doesn't dump you completely for Spoiler."

" How many times do I have to tell people there's nothing going on between Cass and Spoiler!" His eyes get rage filled. Damn it and my armor is across the room. Great, death by saiyan not how I wanted to go out I was hoping the way I'd go out would involve leggy supermodels.

Then I was literally saved by the bell, the portal's computer had found my universe, and beeped Vincent forgot his anger, and we prepared to go there, who knows I may decide to stay there.

But when we opened the portal this was how my native New York looked.


TBC

Black Lantern Inertia: The end of the Heroslayer's plan

I was created as a puppet for the Thawne's revenge on the Allens I was supposed to kill Bart Allen and take his place. When I saw how Max Mercury treated Bart like a son, and how my own supposed grandfather treated me like a weapon, I refused ta go along with it any longer.

I played around with Slade's Titans East for a while but I only wanted the speed formula he was giving me, that was until my own natural powers came back, and I tied to get me some lovin' from Vella Briefs I made some friends did some of what some people would call "good" and I died.

I was tortured by the souls of Bart, and a clone of Superboy until one Day Bat vanished in a bunch of lightning then me, and the Superboy clone woke up with black rings on our fingers and this chant about the Blackest Night great I'm part of something that in the future is used to scare bad children.


Worst yet I'm a puppet again. I'm supposed to attack, and kill Legacy, I've been resistin' it so far don't know how long I keep doin' that. I watch them fight with this Villain group hastily put together by Heroslayer.

And a guy wearin' my face holdin' Spoiler's kid hostage.

Match, some Wondergirl lookin' chick probably a clone are freakin' out that this guy would threaten a kid. I kinda think Match has more Superboy in him than he likes to admit. Because although he claims the Rouges told him not ta kill kids they slaughtered Bart without any remorse so Match's story don't add up.

Any way I watch as Match, and the girl who I find out is named Fury Are about to attack the clone of me, a clone of a clone they shoulda known that'd turn out wrong.

"Heroslayer Yells” Yes let's not kill the child let's make her like us!"

To which Spoiler shouts. “I will F@%$%*09 kill you if you touch a hair on her head! And you’re not brain washing my little girl either Heroslayer!" She tries to jump "Kid Zoom” with some other heroes, and villains.

They miss him because he's way to fast fer them problem is I'm not. I grab Gwen outta my look alike's hand No one else cans see anything but a blur but he’s fast enough ta see my face.

He ran screamin' I guess a fast zombie would do that to ya. No one saw me put Gwen in Spoiler's hands and run back to where I was watchin' ...

“Okay guys what just happened there?" Steph questions.


“Who cares?" Batgirl gripes." Get... Gwen to the um teleporter, send her to the Batcave... the rest of you take... down the villains!"

That weird Orange Lantern chick tackles Vince. “You’re mine! The saiyan Kingdom is mine! The Universe is Mine Mine mine!"

" What the Hell is wrong with Caulera?" Vince yells.


“She must have gone to Agent orange's space sector!" Vella explains " And she was devoured by an Orange lantern, and her identity stolen she’s basically a construct with Caulera’s mind, and identity but her body is dead!"

Vince smiles. “Heh so you're a ghost huh? Well Cass can't nag me for killing what's already dead, Final Flash!" The orange construct blinked out in the blast, and the ring flew off.

The alternate universe Mandarin was busy fightin' Iron Lad, he didn't Notice Slobo behind him. “Hey Bastich! Get outta our house!" Slobo growls Before Punching the Mandarin this distracted the armored guy long enough for Stark to blast Mandarin with his chest laser thing.

“You have no honor Stark... to use this alien to help defeat me!" Mandarin spits.

“Oh and like using these thugs to help kill me was all that honorable Mandy? Get over yourself how did you get to this Universe anyway?" It was too late the guy passed out.

The next Moment Supergirl knocks match thought the wall into the outside and he just keeps flying. Fury Catches Kara in her lasso. “Die Bimbo!"

Vella elbows Fury in the fore head " Leave my friend alone!"

Seems Vel had gotten too close to the frozen Parasite girl who broke out of the ice Supergirl had encase her in ' Hungry!" the purple freak yelled going after Vella who encased in a big green bubble using her ring.

This Gave e fury the chance to counter attack or so she thought when Vincent punched her the same way Supes knocked away her boyfriend. “You don't hit my sister!" he declares.

“Hey I can take care of my self Vince!" Vella growls.

“Doesn’t look like it to me! Wonder Bitch was about to attack you from behind!'

“I knew she was there Vince! She was about to get slapped by my tail before you bulled your way in fact because of you She's escaped!"

The two stopped arguing when a loud Snap! Went through the whole room everyone looked to see Batgirl had snapped Heroslayer's arm. “It’s over." Cass stated simply.

Heroslayer starts laughing hoarsely. “It’s not over The Bomb Is set going to explode soon you'll all die!"

Iron Lad does something... in his tin can “He’s right there is a foreign object by the generators I'll go diffuse it but you may need to get every one out."

I gave the nerd a bit of my speed So he gets down to the basement fiddles with the bomb a bit then tears it out of where it's set, and flies to the top of the building tosses it into the sky some inventor you fail Stark Junior.

Here's where it got really stupid at this moment Heroslayer jumps out of the window where he was at no idea how he got away from Miss Bats and tries to catch the bomb and it blew up with him near it.

I bet that was a cover for an escape that or he's so insane to think that he could have tossed the bomb back into the building. Either's he'll comeback another time, or he's gonna join the Black Lantern Corps either way it isn’t the end for that guy.

But there's some one I want ta put an end to. My other self I look fer him all over the new Legacy HQ and find him at the teleporter about ta jump Spoiler who I guess made sure her kid was safe.

Before he grabbed her he just stopped still as a statue. “Borrowed this from tm it sucks the Speed force out of you speedsters now you're ass is mine for threatening Gwen."



The beating that came next was horrible as it was one sided. She left him Battered on the floor while she went ta see if the rest of the team needed help not knowing that they already won.

I approach the clone of me. “Hey Pal ya look a little stuck!'

" No! Get away! What are you?" He whines.

“I’m a Black Lantern, in layman's terms I'm a zombie. Ya know what zombies do the livin' don't ya?"

He cried like a baby as I finished him off. After eating, my clone fer lunch I felt disgusted wit' myself I gotta get outta this condition. Those dragonballs the saiyan twins always talked about can turn me human again I gotta...

"VELLLAAAAA!"
That weird moan makes me turn around ugh It's Van-El.
continued from here.

He's after Vel eh? Well it'd have to be over my undead body.

Supergirl: Inertia returns or does he?

I can't believe this I'm the responsible one here. You see when I joined Legacy several of Cousin Kal's loser enemies decided to team up and take on Legacy. Now the combined might of this team should take dorks like Terra Man, The Prankster, Live Wire, The Toyman and several others.

But noooo they are playing around with them. While I rescue any civilians in the way. I complain to Batgirl. " They could beat these morts anytime they want we have a saiyan, a czarnian, a saiyan Green Lantern, Ironman jr, a former Robin Me, And you MS Fighting Machine why haven't we put these idiots away yet?"

“Stress reliever."

“Wait what? You mean they're treating them like a predator play s with its prey? But that's nuts! "

“I’m making sure no normal person would be hurt she says before ducking a flying super villain that Vincent Punched there" “That hurt no more MR. Nice Guy!" The half saiyan yells before breaking the guy's teeth.



They take down the guys. Easily except for one thing I couldn't figure out. Spoiler was fighting with Live Wire.

She was dodging the electric chick's blasts. Taunting, “Can’t hit me! Hah ha ha!"

“Stay still you little bat slut!" Live Wire retorts.

“The Girl with the boob window in her costume calls me a Slut? Bwhahahahhahahahaha!"

I'm about to fly in and help her when Batgirl puts up her hand. “No.:

“What? Live Wire is gonna kill her!"" I rant.

"Watch." Cass, orders.

“Where are you girl? Come out so I can kill you!"

Steph jumps out behind a building shooting Live wire with a water gun which disrupts Live Wire's electric powers. After that Steph just knocked her out. “Your weakness is water, lame!" Steph yelped

“Way ta go team!" A voice congratulated. “Is there still room fer me?" We all looked over to non Zombie looking Inertia.

After the crooks were sent to jail we all went back to base, and after Vella, and Anthony did all kinds of tests on Inertia they said that it was indeed him.

Vella started laughing at her twin. “You said you saw a Zombie Thad. you’re going crazy Vince."

“I am not I saw him he had no skin on his face, and the bones were messed up!"

We all laughed, and Steph lamented that we didn't get to give a bachelorette party for Cass . The guys sort of wandered off. And I smiled at batgirl. '"So how do you like married life?"

" It’s Fine. It's not that different... Bruce is mad... and Vincent is confused. But I want to stay with him. "

" Yeah I notice you two stay in you room all the time."

" Yes.. We spar a lot." She says.

" And what do you do when you don't spar?" She just giggles in answer.

I knew you weren't just all business like Batman." I laugh but in the next second Anthony without his armor is tossed the corridor Heroslayer, with a bunch of nuts somehow got into the building.




Vella was fighting that wimpy saiyan girl that had tried to steal Vince from MS. Bats but she now had an orange ring And was being helped by some guy in what looked like Shredder Armor who wore a ring on each finger.

I hear Anthony mumble "How did the Mandarin get to this Universe?" Their combined powers were beating Vella. Vincent was getting beat up by the bizarro version of my cousin Kon, Match.

While Slobo Was trapped in the lasso of Fury my friend Wonder girl’s clone he was disintegrating, but his Lobo like healing ability was saving him. Cass was beating down Heroslayer until this blur knocked her off.

It caught Cass in a tornado like vortex until she passed out.
" Ha! All the super fightin' in the world won't help when ya ain't got no air in yer lungs"

It was Inertia in a yellow, and red suit. " You Glek nok!" I scream " These were your friends and you'd betray them?"

Inertia grins. " baby the Inertia that was friends wit' these dorks is in the ground I'm a clone Craydll created just in case the first Thaddeus Thawne died before succeeding his mission I got all his memories up until he went all wimpy. An' heroic. Since that sprokin' wimp ruined the name Inertia, ya can call me Kid Zoom sweet heart!"

"I'm about to call you a splatter on the wall!" I comment before I start feeling weak like my powers were being drained but it wasn't kryptonite it was something else.

I turn and see this Girl about my age but she's purple like the Parasite. Oh don't tell me there's a teenage girl version of the Parasite!

" Your powers are so tasty Supergirl or should I say Linda?" She knows my secret Id? Oh crap! Just like the other Parasite she gets your memories, and your powers. I pass out.

I wake up still weakened , and chained along with the rest of the team Heroslayer was tying up poor Steph. When Match said. " Hey don't hurt her too much!"

" I'm in charge here Match!" Heroslayer gripes. " But since the whole Kid Zoom Trojan Horse idea was your plan I'll let it slide this time."

This was Match's idea? When I get finished with him he won't look like anybody I'm related to.

Slayer turns on us " A bomb has been planted in this fancy little building of yours you will soon all die!"



" And when Stark is dead my association with you will be over Heroslayer.!" The Shredder/ Mandarin guy yells.

" No Mandarin remember out deal I help you kill your Universe's version of Tony Stark, and you help me kill the Teen Titans."

A grin pops up on Cass' face.. She whispers to the others " They aren't working well... as a team we can take um... advantage." Oh good she has a plan I hope she enacts it soon or we're toast.

Vella 100th post is someone back from the dead?

Ugh. This is what depressed feels like? I don't like it. Well you see jason lost his mind he dressed up like evil Batman.

then he shot Damian, and stabbed Tim Drake, Now i fight with my brothers all the time but I don't try to kill him. And Damien is eight I think. He's a little boy I don't care about killing enemies in battle saiyans are taught to do that even though I haven't I did think about it with Heroslayer.

That's not the point the point is he tried to kill his own family! Batman beat him, and put him in some kind of cell in the Bat cave, but I can't condone what he did. I can't even look at him much less date him.

So I've been depressed my friends decided to take me to movie to help me feel better. Too bad they took me to Dragon Ball Evolution. Uncle Goku was was well a wimp in that movie.

Though daddy liked that part. "They really have you down Kakarot!"
" Shut up Vegeta!" Uncle Goku growled. " At least I got my money for this. You weren't even it!"

" I must think whatever deity is responsible for that huge favor." Daddy jokes. Well the movie is awful and a waste of time.

So Pan somehow hears I'm not with Jason any more and started annoying me." I'm not attracted to you leave me alone!" I yell and Supergirl pops in between us.


" Is she bothering you Vella?" She asks.

Pan gets up in Kara's face " It's none of your business bottle blonde!"

Kara grabbed Pan up, and tossed her out of the building.

"Thanks" I smile.

" No problem." She waves before flying off to somewhere.

I decide to take a shower, and in there I'm crying. After I'm out and dressed I hear a voice saying. " Ya shouldn't cry sweet heart messes up yer pretty blue eyes."

The voice sounds all weird and raspy. Then think I recognize it. " Inertia?"

A cold clammy hand rubs my shoulder for a second then he's gone in a blur of black and silver.

So after I tell everyone about this, and all this strange gifts me. and Steph have been getting from someone claiming to be Inertia Cass decided to investigate.

We fly to the West City Cemetery there Batgirl gets Kara to X-ray Vision his grave." There is no body in there. looks like some kind of strange energy hit the corpse reanimated, it and he phased out of the grave with his Flash powers."

" Yay! Thad's back " I squeal.

" And still a pervert ." Spoiler gripes. " He watched you in the shower."

Kara interrupts some thing's off about this energy. like I've seen it before ... but haven't. Like a weird cross between the Antimonitor, and a Green Lantern...."

While she was talking Vince pulled me away. " Vel You've studied up on saiyan law can Grandma Tomae actually marry people?"

" Yes she's a former Saiyan queen... why?"

" Crap" He spits. " Mom's going to have a fit..."

" About what?" I ask.


" Well after the Boudakai was over Caulera whined to grandma that she should be my mate. She sicced Tomae on Cass and wouldn't let me help... which is why Cass is limping. Well Cass won the fight without weapons messing up hers hands and feet pretty good after that Grandma said "welcome to the family grandaughter By the the royal decree you are my grandson's mate. May you have strong children."

I giggle. " Congratulations Mr. Cain."

" Shut up Vella! Am I old enough for that to be legal?"

"We look seventeen so yeah. Wat does Cass think about it?"


She doesn't seem to care one way or the other she's just glad Caulera won't be in our lives anymore. Batman's going to kill me isn't he?"

"Yes Yes he is." I mock. Then everything goes all crazy. Hands start popping out of their graves.



They were just shambling zombies though easy to defeat. Weird thing is they were wearing all these rings that are like mine but black.

Kara used her vision powers on one of them. " Guys you may not want to get the welcome back banners for Inertia just yet these rings radiate the same energy that brought him back.

So he's a zombie? Man just when something good was happening it turns out to be bad.

Spoiler all alone.

So everyone has left to that tournament thingy. me? I don't want to watch people fight. I fight Super villains for a living. So I stayed here in West City thinking I'd be the only one to protect it. Well I was right problem is there's no freakin' crime.

The streets are deserted. Man everyone is watching this Martial Arts tournament. Well except this fat ugly naked dude who wore a domino mask , and robbed the closed up stores. He called himself “The Streak".

I caught the guy by walking I didn't even have to fight him he was out of breathe from running about two feet. Maybe he should call him self “the Wheeze “instead.

Any way I went back to Legacy HQ after about an hour I mean all I really did was get an evening workout from jumping on rooftops, And doing nothing. I would go to Gotham, But Batman is freaking out all the crooks with his return from the dead.

Also Mr. Wayne is quite the workaholic. Ever since he's been back its almost 27-7 Dark Knight. So I'd be bored there too, that and I don't want to see Tim Drake or I may KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.

You see he's pulling this crap saying " Oh Stephanie you shouldn’t be Spoiler if I see you in that costume again they'll be trouble blah blah."

You're the not boss of me Drake, and don't go around pulling that mini Batman crap. I threw away the flowers he gave me on Valentine's day because he thought he could Save me from being hero. Oh. and he tried to tell Cass to kick me off Team Legacy, and well Nightwing had to stop her from giving him a beating.

Timmy caught Cass on the um wrong time of the month there. At least that’s what I think anyway.

Oh and I threw away these other weird ones, You see, me , and Vella both got flowers, that’s not the weird part, We're both hot, no the weird part was the note said from Inertia. He's like dead.

I know I was too, and so was Superman, Batman, Green Lantern The Flash so on so on. But um Thaddeus Thawne's grave is undisturbed. I guess we should dig it up to see if he's still in it.

So any way I go into my room, and find jewelry with a note signed Inertia in his handwriting. This makes a cold chill go down my spine. I look in Vella's room, and yup she gets an emerald necklace.

Oh this is damn creepy. I do not want to b e alone in a big building when there;s a former super villain/former teammate’s ghost, or a zombie... or some weird creep with a sick sense of humor.

Okay back into the city. I got an idea. The registered Super team Force Inc likes to slander us Legacy guys, and gals. You see the Black Mask pretty much plastered my secret ID all over the news media when he killed me. So people know I’ve had a daughter.

They use that, and the fact that Vince, and Cass have fun time with each other, in the privacy of their own bedroom. Oh, and the fact Vella makes no secret she's with the Red Hood.

Plus the Fact Slobo Is related to Lobo, and Supergirl's mom is a nut bag. Well ya know what I decided to find out what kind of people Force INC are I turned on my invisibility cape. (Thank so much Ms. Dr. Briefs)

Ands sneak in their building man Legacy's is cooler. Any way this could have been a mistake. I mean They could just be doing something boring... they really could be the morally upright protectors of West City, and us teenagers are bad people they could be like you know reading the Bible together or something.

I a few minutes later I wish that was what they were doing. They were all having a wild party, taking drugs drinking massive amounts of alcohol, oh. And Ninja Witch this girl?

Was doing a strip tease , and making out with these two Hellgator

, and Lizard Boy

That made me throw up in mouth a bit, I mean a lot can be said about Cass dating Vince because he ain't exactly human, but at least he looks it.

And saiyans can reproduce with humans meaning we gotta be related. But making out with reptiles blech! So I take pictures of all this, and send them to the media. This gets people in an uproar, and the new director of SHILED oh I'm sorry I mean HAMMER The Green Goblin disbands Force INC, and sends them all to different teams.

So yay Steph! Legacy and the Veggie/Briefs Family only games in town again! And you other guys wanted to fight in some dumb tournament. Spoiler gets things done baby!

I go back to the big empty HQ But my little girl came back from preschool so it wasn't so scary, and watching the puppet shows on TV put the horrible images of girl on lizard action out of my poor head.

But still I think I’ll stay with mom until the rest of the team gets back the whole Thad thing is really freaking me out.