Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Vincent: Laying the smack down.

You know there's only so much I can take. Bats wanted Cass to protect Gotham while he was gone to some JLA thing. She brought us all along. And I heard some monster thing in a Batman suit Yelling threats and Curse words at Cass.


She ignored him, and went on to the sector she was going to protect, me I wasn't going to let it go. “Want to say any of that stuff again jerk?" I challenge.

“Who are you funny hair?" He growls.

"Okay you can't talk, freak feet. Now you want to lay off talking about Batgirl or do I have to hurt you?"

He laughs "How are you gonna hurt me squirt?"

I smirk. “Ever hear of a saiyan? We don't like people talking about our girlfriends."

He gets in my face. “Ah, you're the one she's seducing. Let me tell you something, Batman is forcing the bat family and Spoiler to like her. She's a murderer pure and simple she always was one she’s put your little team together so you can kill people for her. She doesn't love you, she's using you, you pitiful little fool."


I punch him through a super villain bar. "Your mouth just made a debt your body can't pay!" I Shout chasing him through the wall I bull through the bar idiots and go after troll boy.

He lands a lucky punch that smacks me into a car. “Poor deluded fool. Batman should fire that evil bitch, and put her in prison."

“Anything she did wrong she did while drugged!" I try to educate this loser, but he laughs, and says that was a conspiracy between Cass and Deathstroke.


He ends up with my foot in his mouth. “Stop lying about her! People are going to start believing you and not trust her!"


“No one should trust her!" He grabs on to me and runs through a building. He then throws me into the sky." You can still be a true hero join me in my crusade to rid the city of that assassin!"

I had the only one answer for that. I fly at him going into a rage.


He throws a right cross I dodge and I elbow him in the jaw. "Ptui! He spits out blood you’re strong kid you made me bleed just not strong enough."

I grin. “This is just the tip of the iceberg of my power." I power up a little bit more, not enough to become a super saiyan I'm not wasting the energy of a transformation on this loser.

He can't match my speed and strength now. I beat him down and demand he apologize to Cass.

"Never!" he replies.

“Then I'm going to beat one out of you!" After a bunch of punches that break the street, A Hand grabs me “Vincent stop!"

It's Iron Lad “What you want some too?"

“No, but you won, he's crying you've caused enough damage walk away."

“What did he do?" Spoiler asked. I told her about all the stuff he said about Cass. Then she runs over and kicks him. "You don't diss my best friend!"

While Inertia taunted the monster with yells of "Cry baby!" And you got whupped!" Stark and Steph argued.

“He shouldn't have stated this fight look at all the damage he did." Anthony badgers.

"Oh and he's not supposed to protect his girlfriend's honor? It's sweet in its own saiyany way. That and he crushed my high school! I don't have to take that Algebra Test tomorrow! In fact I get to sleep in! Thank you Vince!"

Batman shows up and lectures me on how “If I want to be a hero, and date his adopted daughter that I'll have to act more responsibly with my powers." Also I “shouldn’t pick fights with the deranged." He then called mom. When I got home I was greeted by this.






I get the same lecture, about starting fights but higher pitched, and louder. Then I get the old " I’m grounded' routine."

Dad glares at me then says. “Did you kick his ass?"

“I made him cry."

Dad's reaction was what I'd expect.

“Good Boy."

Around midnight Cass knocked on my window.

I met her on the roof. “Are you going to lecture me too?"

“I don't care... about that... I let Red X get away... and Batman will know ... about it. I think him ... um already does."

“Cass why did you do that?" I ask.

“Complicated." Was all I get in answer. Then she changed the subject. "If batman fires me... and I'm not Batgirl anymore will you still love me?"

“Cass... I start then see something out of the corner of my eye, in the guest House Vella was making out with Red X. “GET OFF MY SISTER!" I scream

Cass looks bewildered “huh?"

I fly to the house and am about to go after the criminal, when Vel stops me with her stupid ring.

“Vincent! You don't understand!"

“That you're swapping spit with a thief! I understand that! I mean first you apparently have something with Kon on LGS3, but you were supposedly not in your right mind okay, but this what the hell Jason may be a jerk but he doesn't deserve this!"


She growls “First off you're my brother not my father! Second me and Jason were never exclusive, what I do is my own business, and finally every time you open your mouth you prove that you're an idiot!"

She storms out, and I go back to Cass to find she's gone Shit. It's only me, and the freaking Loch Ness Monster we put in the pool the other day. Oh yeah Dad told me to take that back to Scotland. Looks like I'll have plenty of time now.

1 comment:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You made him cry? Sheesh, they don't make unstopable monsters like they used to.