Sunday, February 8, 2009

Slo-bo: why me?

Well I'm back with this group, and when we ain't got somethin' ta fight I'm bored as fraggin' Hell. I have to listen to a conversation Between ironlad and Vincent over whether or not Spoiler, and Batgirl are lesbians are not.

" They spend most of their time together Vince I'm telling you , you're the fake boyfriend."

" Bah! She doesn't have the concept of fake boyfriend.that and she doesn't look at women that way." The half saiyan responds.

" How do you know?" Ironlad smirks. ' Can you read her mind or something?"

Vincent smirks back " Exactly."

An hour later I see Spoiler chase around Vella with an octopus in her hand. Which was actually pretty dumb since the next second Spoiler was dodging blasts and green angry looking things.

I walk around being bored when I see some saiyan chick arguin' with Vincent " You've dallied with freakish human for a year, and still you have not made her your princess."

" What I do with with Cassandra is my own business, you are a low class warrior Caulera you have no right to question a prince. I have to train for the Boudakai get out of my face now and I won't tell my father of this!"

" Hmmm I think despite your protests you are not as in love with the bat freak as you think you are."

Man it's a fraggin' soap opera around here.

Luckily after a while everyone else left and I was in the base alone. Thought I could relax from all the stupidness but no apparently not. Cassandra's sister Broke in to the place and was rantin'.

First I thought it was her brother she kinda looks like a guy, that and well i thought Cass didn't see her biological family as her real family since calls Robin "brother".


Yeah well ' Marque ' Another reason I thought she was a guy it kinda sounds like "Mark".Any way she was blabbin' about ho she was gonna kill Cassandra, and anybody that got in her way. Yeah good idea goin' where a bunch of teens have super powers, ta go , and kill their friend fraggin' brilliant.

Feetal's Gizz she was annoyin' too. AShe muttered about killin' wand started Frggin' cuttin herslf while listening ta whiny music, the Lobo side of me wanted ta kill her.

Problem with that is Batgirl has a " no kill" policy. it was then I noticed she was sittin' by a Phantom Zone Projector that vella, and Anthony were tinkering with this morning.

I push the button , and send her to play with that nut that always wants you to kneel before him. She couldn't slash that guy with her knives and grunted " i can't kill any one here but I can still cut myself! the knife passed right through her.

" Nooooo!" She scrams heh Well llooks like this family reunion ain't happenin'

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