Monday, February 16, 2009

Batgirl: to the Bu.. Bou... um I can't um say that.

I was stupid, and because of it... I failed to protect Vincent. I tried to beat the Wonder Girl clone hand to hand and because of that Vincent got burned by Match.

Iron Boy was no help... I found him tied up naked in a closet...Sigh... Maybe I should have picked Wonder Boy instead. We beat the bad guys, but they got away, and they destroyed the movie studio they were attacking.

I wish Supergirl, Vella, or Slobo were there... but they were.. all gone ... on their own missions.

when we first started um dating... I was nearly killed by Heroslayer, and I was put in some weird chemical bath healing thing, and Vincent sat on the outside of it... waiting for me to heal... now it's my turn...

" Look at you you freak." A voice startles me. " You just stood by while the Prince was injured... some mate for a saiyan you'd end up being."

" Go away Celery." I say.

" My name is not Celery you retard it's Caulera." The saiyan grunts.

" Not retarded. Barbara says my ... um intelligence is above average. " I tell her.

" Hmph, then that means you humans aren't that bright then." She sneers.


" Go tell that to Bulma." I Grin.

" Let's leave the Queen out of this!" She shouts. " You should just know you're the Prince's practice girl.he'll throw you away when you get boring to him, and he realizes he can get himself a woman he doesn't have to worry about breaking."


I Shake my head. " Bulma, and Chi Chi haven't been broken.... You're just saying these things because I beat you in a fight."

The saiyan girl goes all red. " You beat me because of those gloves!"

" I beat you because you're a bad fighter." I shrug. " You suck."

"If the Prince loves you so much why hasn't he made you his mate?" She screams.

" Like married? I don't know. Maybe it's just.. good what we have now.But you don't love him... at all you want to be a princess. Not that that'd matter Vincent will never become King... Trunks will."

She grins evilly. "Trunks can be gotten rid of."

I feel like punching her Trunks has always been nice to me... a bit goofy, but nice. But instead I smile. " Not with the way you fight. Go... and find your own boy ... and leave mine alone."

"I won't leave him alone until there is a ring on your finger!" She growls. then flies off.

Some time later Vincent wakes up, and I tell him what happened. "

he shrugs. " I guess I could have her punished or something but let's worry about that later today is the Boudakai, and we need to defend or tag championship."

I watched the other fights... I was sad that we didn't get to fight until the last round.. since I enjoy watching Vincent move. I went and got a hot dog... and didn't see who we were going to fight.

When I came back and saw who we were... facing I spit out what was left of the Hot dog.

My only thought was " Oh @$#%^"

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Slo-bo: why me?

Well I'm back with this group, and when we ain't got somethin' ta fight I'm bored as fraggin' Hell. I have to listen to a conversation Between ironlad and Vincent over whether or not Spoiler, and Batgirl are lesbians are not.

" They spend most of their time together Vince I'm telling you , you're the fake boyfriend."

" Bah! She doesn't have the concept of fake boyfriend.that and she doesn't look at women that way." The half saiyan responds.

" How do you know?" Ironlad smirks. ' Can you read her mind or something?"

Vincent smirks back " Exactly."

An hour later I see Spoiler chase around Vella with an octopus in her hand. Which was actually pretty dumb since the next second Spoiler was dodging blasts and green angry looking things.

I walk around being bored when I see some saiyan chick arguin' with Vincent " You've dallied with freakish human for a year, and still you have not made her your princess."

" What I do with with Cassandra is my own business, you are a low class warrior Caulera you have no right to question a prince. I have to train for the Boudakai get out of my face now and I won't tell my father of this!"

" Hmmm I think despite your protests you are not as in love with the bat freak as you think you are."

Man it's a fraggin' soap opera around here.

Luckily after a while everyone else left and I was in the base alone. Thought I could relax from all the stupidness but no apparently not. Cassandra's sister Broke in to the place and was rantin'.

First I thought it was her brother she kinda looks like a guy, that and well i thought Cass didn't see her biological family as her real family since calls Robin "brother".


Yeah well ' Marque ' Another reason I thought she was a guy it kinda sounds like "Mark".Any way she was blabbin' about ho she was gonna kill Cassandra, and anybody that got in her way. Yeah good idea goin' where a bunch of teens have super powers, ta go , and kill their friend fraggin' brilliant.

Feetal's Gizz she was annoyin' too. AShe muttered about killin' wand started Frggin' cuttin herslf while listening ta whiny music, the Lobo side of me wanted ta kill her.

Problem with that is Batgirl has a " no kill" policy. it was then I noticed she was sittin' by a Phantom Zone Projector that vella, and Anthony were tinkering with this morning.

I push the button , and send her to play with that nut that always wants you to kneel before him. She couldn't slash that guy with her knives and grunted " i can't kill any one here but I can still cut myself! the knife passed right through her.

" Nooooo!" She scrams heh Well llooks like this family reunion ain't happenin'