The Invnicible Iron Lad: The end of a fool's errand.

Sigh I know Laura is in that Amazing Mutant Race Thing. But am I jealous of that West guy? nah. There are other fish in the sea as they say. Oh, and that reminds me I had this weird dream the other night.



Probably means I shouldn't eat pizza before bed. Well Batgirl decided we should all abandon our city to search after some super powered mercenary that apparently she used to work for.

Yeah this is a great idea especially with Vince, and Vella's dad gone. So anyway we waltz right into a trap, that even Vincent. And Inertia could see was a trap. And her excuse? To save a girl that was her enemy.


Waaait, a minute I got it. Maybe the Batchick is attracted to pirate girl? No wait she's so obsessive over Vince, and he back to her... but I like the first thought better... I'll be remembering that thought during alone time.


Cass and Spoiler attacked Deathstroke. Cass he had some trouble with not so much Steph. But Ravager jumped on Cass, Sweet!


Deathstroke had no trouble with Spoiler until Vince attacked him, but this was weird, since I saw Vince fighting with Match, and losing. I scan both Vinces and my armor says they're both him but at half power, what the hell? Saiyans are so freaking weird.

While I'm scanning I get attacked by Wondergirl's clone. “Hey! Pay attention sweetie Oh well I have you now." She gets me with her lasso I grin in my armor. “If you have you also have my chest laser.

I zap her in the eyes, and then blast her with sonics in her ears. That seems to work with her off balance I throw a few punches, too soften her up, and then unleash my repulsors.

Match notices this, and attacks me, “I’m going to tear you out of your armor!"

"I'm sick to death of people tearing me out of this armor!" I shout “Eat Kryptonite clone of a clone!"

I fire a ray that simulates Kryptonite, putting loser Match on his knees.

Meanwhile Vince one fights Deathstroke. “Foolish Boy you should know Cain's daughter doesn't need protection from you!" While Vince two takes on ninjas. Stephanie goes from to fighting the Ninjas aw well since she seems to have better luck with them, than the terminator.

Meanwhile Cass was doing the whole “you’re father is evil, and controlling you... You can fight him... but then this weird furry thing tried to get on in the fight.



EEEW! Furry disgusting. “I have to get back in the assassin game!" it says. “I’ll show my skills by killing Batgirl, and Ravager!"



"Where... did you come from?" Cass. Asks as she kicks the furry in the face.


Rose grins "before you kill us, maybe you should fight someone more your skill level? Like a yellow belt at the local gym." They both knock her off the building.

Weirdly one of the Vinces follows, and about five minutes later, a Bluish light, and huge boom follow, the other Vincent, fires a similar light, at the Terminator. “Damn it! I only have half my power! Stupid Split Form Technique! Slade's Healing Factor will have him up, and around in no time.

At this time Sun Girl grabs me. “You’re armor is solar powered. Now that power is mine!" Before she can drain any serious amount of power Inertia grabs her. "DONTWORRYIKNOWHOWTODEALWITHHER!"


Then everything went to Hell. I forgot to mention Heroslayer was here, and Heroslayer killed Vella's First... second whatever boyfriend VAN-EL. All these gold, red, and green energy spikes fly everywhere.

Heroslayer is torn from his armor. (Man I know that feeling.) And the normally cute and happy Vella is acting like a savage animal. Throwing around Slayer like a rag doll.

“You like killing Heroes? How about being killed by one will that be fun?' She grabs him up by the neck and begins squeezing.

The Slayer coughs. “You didn't love that clone anyway... anyone with half a brain could see you were using him!"

She makes a green sword with her ring. And is about to stab Slayer when Batgirl jumps in between them. I look, around, and see that Ravager is running away, looks like she's going the opposite way of her dad was blasted, but I'm not sure.



" Vella. Don't kill him." Cass orders.


“Look Batgirl that's your way not mine. Heroslayer killed someone important to me, and sticking him in the prison doesn't work!"

“But... the Green Lanterns will kick you ...out for killing someone... that has been defeated."


“Darn it!" Wow such language Vella...

She drops him, and Heroslayer taunts her. Getting his arm, and legs crushed for it. Maybe this wasn't so bad, we caught Match, Heroslayer, Evil Wondergirl clone, some generic ninjas. While Deathstroke, and Ravager escaped.

Batgirl was admonishing Vince who one guy again. He doesn't seem to be taking any of this seriously.

“You... tried to kill Slade. And what happened to... the ugly... dog ...girl?"


“Nothing." Vincent protests.

“You’re lying you're body language tells me.”

“Damn get off my case Woman!"

“My name is Cassandra not Woman." She turns on me. “Ironlad... find Inertia... we're going home."

They argue a little more about finding the Terminator where Cass said Vincent’s done enough.


Gah! Why do I have to find the little speed freak, Why not Spoiler? Damn it when Justice and Slobo where on the team she'd get one of them to do it. Now I have to do it mother f... whoa are Inertia, and Sungirl making out? Oh I'm telling everyone this but first I'm taking pictures. So glad I built a camera in this armor.

I fly back, and a couple of minute later Inertia runs back, Vella squeals “Oooh! You have a girlfriend!"

He tries to protest. Until I show the picture. Then he winks, at Vella. “You’re my first choice..."

Vella's face gets red. “Okay... Um hey... let's um lock up all these bad guys we beat, AND I'LL GO HOME TO SEE HOW JASON'S DOING YOU KNOW MY BOYFRIEND." She yells obviously nervous.

Spoiler Growls “Why does no one hit on me?"


Thad grins “Okay I'll hit on you."

“EEW! No I take it back yuck!"

Sigh. What am I doing with this bunch still? Oh well some villains get to cool off in the Vault. I guess it's worth putting up with this. “Oh yeah how come there were two Vincent’s I ask.

Vella grins. A technique our Uncle Tien taught us, Split Form.”

Okay so it’s not Saiyans that are weird it’s Japan...okay got it.