Sunday, August 24, 2008

Damn it Vella.

ng us ragged. She's all the time looking for Deathstroke the Terminator. Ended up getting us into a fight with some of David Cain's other kids. These kids are no where near as good as Cass.

I think Cass' psycho dad is still trying to get even with Slade. Any way when we get back home Cass is pissed punching anything she sees. She's hot when pissed. I thought to myself “this is gonna be a fun night tonight."


I was smirking when until I hear Inertia hit on my sister. “Dude what about that girl you got that number from that the Dark Side Club?"

“Well I'm a lil' afraid It'll turn out that number was from... Hulking."

" Only one way to find out Thad, it's better to than sitting around here lusting after girls that already have boyfriends like my sis, and Spoiler."


He shrugs oh well. "If it is Hulking... I'll just run." he vanishes at super speed.

I listen to Spoiler, and Vella argue.” Jason magically vanished from the Gotham City Jail. The cell bars looked like they were bent and nobody saw who got him out." Spoiler gripes.


“Why do you think Jay couldn't get out by himself?"

“And bend steel bars?" Steph shoots. “That nut tried to kill my boyfriend, and you freed him!"

“Don’t you have some mob bosses to shoot in the head?" Vella growls.

Cass yells. “Hey... no fighting. Steph...you can't fight Vella she’s too strong... and well better trained."

“What? She's only been alive a year that's impossible!” Spoiler complains.

“You ... slack off too much." Cass looks at me. “You... with me!"

I didn't care much about Vel, and Steph's argument anymore. I wake up the next morning after a wild night kind of tired. I'm half saiyan, and she tires me out. She'd probably kill a normal guy. She does look calmed down afterwards.

“Don’t worry babe, we’ll take down Deathstroke."

She gives me a weird smile.

"You're a good boy... We'll look again for him tonight... then we'll beat that bastard. Go home... sleep."

Any way I sneak home. As I walk by Vella's room I smell blood. Human blood. I open the door. “Jason is that you?"

“No I'm a stuffed animal what do ya think?" I look down at his leg; he's bleeding from a gun shot to it.

I slap my forehead. “I think my twin did something really stupid by breaking you out. Damn it Vel."

“Hey all I was doing was defending Gotham!" He protests.

“By getting all the gangs to kill each other and all the corrupt cops, then shooting Tim?" I snipe.

“I wasn't trying to kill the bird boy. I wanted him to help me... but I was just trying to scare him away alright."

Vella's voice comes up behind us. “That fight was dumb Jay you shouldn't have done it SHIELD has kicked you out. You’re probably wanted... Here's a Senzu bean for my warrior." She's calling him a saiyan pet name? Oh crap.

"Where did you get these beans?" Jason asks.

“From a talking cat on top of the world." Vella grins.

“Okay if you don't want to tell me don't make up crazy stories. He sighs.

“She’s not making it up." I explain. “Korin is a martial arts master that grows these things, and he just happens to be a talking cat."

“What are you two on?" He jokes.

I pull Vella out by the arm into the corridor. “What are you doing? You broke him out? You're a Green Lantern pretty much a cop. You can't be breaking out convicts. "

“I love him." She blurts out.” Besides I didn’t use my ring only my natural powers.

That was what I was afraid of." What happened to experimenting with him, and ending up with a guy like Van?"

She looks guilty "Jason was always the one for me, I was kidding myself with Van, I know I'm a bad person."

“No you're not, just a confused one." I say.

She speaks up. “You know his plan wasn't anything that our dad wouldn't have come up with."

She has a point I can see dad making his enemies fight each then taking out the stragglers.

“Vella still it was wrong." I chide.

“If it was Cass tell me you wouldn't do that." She smirks.

“Okay you have a point." I agree.

“Yeah it's like we know who has the pants on in that relationship MR. Cain." She giggles.

“Why does everyone call me that?" I sigh.

" Cass orders you around..." she chuckles.” That and you're future son is named Bruce CAIN not Briefs."

"It's not like that kid will be born." I protest.

Vella smirks again. “Please the only way that'll happen is if you stop sharing Cass' bed. And you're not strong enough to be celibate. Face it, Brother; you're going to father Bat-Babies."


I mutter some curse words. “I’m telling Mom!" She shouts.

“Tattle tail." I accuse.

“Hey Vince, Jason can be a hero again he just needs to know someone will cares for him, and believes in him. Just like your future son. Bruce Cain doesn't have to be the bad guy we saw a while a back he could be a hero. Imagine what villains will think of fighting a guy with your power, and Batgirl's skills."

I never thought about that. I push that thought out of my head. “Anyway speaking of Mom, she'll freak if she sees Jason in your room."

At that moment, as if on cue he shouts. We run into Vel's room where she asks “What’s wrong baby?"

“This card fell on the bed from nowhere. It read. You’re an Outlaw now. What Now? That is the Question, contact me. the card then had this I dunno smoke puff out of it. Look now."

We both look at the card.

We say in Unison " Vic." What does Legacy's former mentor want with Jason Todd?

1 comment:

Bruce Cain said...

sorry dad, " Cain" is less embarassing.