Spoiler: Dark Side Club?

Okay it's been a while since I've actually you know seen Tim. The paranoid part of me thinks it's because after he made some speech about responsibility, or fair play or something I forget about, I did this.

But the rational side says that he's off on some mission, and I shouldn't worry. Vella said they are probably off on a mission together.

“Um Vel hon, if Jason, and Tim were together we should worry, they'd kill each other."

She winks at me like I've seen her mom wink at people when she thinks she knows something they don't. "Jay would beat up Tim yeah, but never kill him. The whole hate thing is him acting macho."

But we soon forgot about that stuff As Justice has been upset. It looks like the evil version of her dad has resurfaced, and is claiming she's her uncle's daughter, that and her grandfather is going to kill her. Meanwhile her real dad is withdrawing more and more.

So yeah she's been pretty bad Vella though it would be a good idea to take us
To a planet she found out on patrols, apparently it had fruit that walks around, so not taking Gwen there, yeah Vella says it's not dangerous, but guns aren't to miss invulnerable either.

The others decided to stay there, and first thing that happens is I'm attacked by a killer strawberry. It must know how many it’s of relatives I've eaten. Then I get to hear disgusting things like Vella saying “Jason can go all night long. " EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!

Oh yeah and this happened.

Freud would love to analyze that girl. When we get back home we find Vincent with a black eye. I ask how, and he says. “Cass’ bad habit."

“Belching in front of people?"

“No running around nude." he groans.

I gasp “She still does that? So how did that end up with you getting a black eye?"

“Well for some reason the Outsiders where at Bat's place, and well."


I was pissed that they tried to do that with my girlfriend...

I laughed. “You tried to say feel my wrath? You can't pull off feel my wrath! Your dad can pull that off in fact he'd scare some people, but you? Nope!"

"Yeah and Grace doesn't like to be threatened. So we got into a fight."

“Who won?" I question.

“No one Batman comes in and kicks everyone out."

Inertia shakes his head. “You could watch three hotties go at it, and you get all jealous what's wrong with you?"

Vincent growls “No one touches her but me."

“Yeah ya sound like a real stable there Vince." Thad grunts. Before they can say anymore we're called into the meeting room uh-oh. Cass is in full Bat Mode.



“I’ve decided you are all ready." She blurts out. Not that any of us has any idea what she's talking about.


“Mind clueing us in to what you're talking about?" Anthony smirks.

“Deathstroke... has done to his own daughter... what he did to me... I didn't think you were ready... to help the Titans fight him. The fight with Lobo... proved me wrong... Also my Brother Tim ... is missing."


A feeling like ice went up in, my chest. Missing?


“Actually he ain't." Inertia pipes in “He’s been fighting cage matches at the Dark Side Club for the last few weeks."

“I grab him by the throat guess Speedy wasn't all that fast there.” You knew! Any you didn't tell us?"


My hand feels weird for a second, and he phases through it. “If ya wanta get rough see me in my bedroom later." What a punk! “But I just thought Bird Boy was tryin' to man up or somethin' I didn't know he was kidnapped."

He runs to the computer and types up an n email address, and after a few minutes we see two guys around our age fighting, I realize soon it's a big Robin fighting a little one. Jason, and Tim " Vella shouts” Don't do it Jay DON'T DO IT!"

I question “Do what?" I wish I hadn't asked.

"Anthony..." Cass starts.

"Find where this is coming from got it!"

I hope we can get there before that psycho seriously hurts Tim. Wait is Vella psychic now? How did she what Jason was going to do before he did it?

Inertia: The attack of Lobo

Vincent got me a date with the chick Wolverine clone. Ya know ya’d think that an Ex prostitute wouldn't have such a stick up her ass. So yeah I groped her but look at her.

I tried to smooth things over by gettin' one of Blockade Boy's alien cats. When I get back she's makin' googley eyes, at Stark JR. Aw well Vince took the Cat, and he's lyin' about that cat beating me in a race.

Okay later we got an alarm from the Bat babe, I run there, and run inta iron Lad. “I really have to thank you for being such a pig Thaddeus; you scared that Mutant girl right to me. Good job! "

“Ain’t ya datin' the cyborg?" I growl. “Then again, when all is said and done ya are Tony Stark. Two timin' is in the blood."

Of course Vella meets up with us, and admonishes both of us for how we're talkin' before I ask if her boyfriend dumped her or if she's just bein' a bitch We see what Cass, Vince, and Slobo are all wrestling with Lobo.

" Grife! Lobo!"

“What’s a Lobo?" Iron Lad asks.

“Alien sociopath." I answer. Then I slam into the Czarnian with Super Speed. He smacks me away Vince turns into this most powerful form and punches, him. The psycho rubs his chin.

“Ya got the stink O' Vegeta all over ya kid but ya ain't near as tough." Vincent gets slammed through the building. Iron Lad Demands “What are you doing on this planet?"

“Well ya see the Main Man ain't a fraggin' franchise Rust Bucket. This dork came from my blood and I'm gonna frag him."

Vella looks confused “you’re going to have sex with him?"

Lobo shouts' ya idjit! I'm gonna kill him. Man Green Lanterns must be desperate to get a moron like you!" He breaks through all of her constructs she transforms too, and knocks him on his back. , “Another Saiyan? What is this? A fraggin' zoo?"

Iron Lad blasted him with his repulsors. Lobo jumped on him. And crushed his chest plate while knocking Vince and Vel away. " Well all that's left is Bat chick, Some girl in purple, and Swift dork What do ya think you're gonna do? Meh do yer selves a favor Bastiches, and lemme kill my clone here."

The Bat kids throw gas pellets Then Spoiler runs over to her bike and shoots lasers at him where the heck did Robin get that thing?
Batgirl hits him in the head with those Adamantium gloves he slapped them both away. " Frag! It's like swarms of gnats." Lobo complains as the two saiyans jump him again.

Slobo gets up I guess before we got here he got a beatin' he's bruised and battered. “Ya’all need ta leave me here. Lobo's Gonna frag me No need to take ya'all to the Afterlife with me. "

“We’re not letting... you die." Cass reassures before Lobo kicks him into a car”

“Yer gonna die fake me! Leave me alone saiyans!" He knocks them away with the hook and chain. I start throwing rocks at light speed while Iron Lad keeps messin' with his chest plate.

He finally fires that stupid missile thing on this back along with his repulsors, and that chest laser. Knocking back Lobo "You had ( huff!) Better come up with a plan Batgirl if you (Gasp!) Wanna stay our leader, ( Wheeze) I'm done that's all the power I can spare."

Why's he actin' like he's running a marathon? He got smacked in the chest plate, that’s it.

Whatever I start runnin' around the world and hit Lobo at my fastest speed. knockin' him back. I go for it again he throws me through a wall. I vibrate through it and show up behind him, His bike blasts at me I dodge, and get clothes lined.

I'm knocked out for a bit I wake up to Iron Lad laying on the ground, Spoiler, and Batgirl's costumes torn up ( Grooowl!) At least somethin' good came outta the day, and Justice ain't here so I don't gotta see her ugly body.


Vella had created some kind of machine with her ring. It took me a minute to recognize it some kind of gravity increaser, Man her egg head really helps out at times.

“Now we're at 1000 times Earth's gravity! No way you can keep this going Lobo! Give up or feel the pain!"

" Ya Can't ... keep this up little girl!' Lobo sneers. "Ya ain't got better will than I do!"

Vincent laughs “She doesn't need to Mr. Grammar Final Flash!"

Vella lets the machine vanish and puts up her left hand “Big Bang Attack!" He sizzled in two energy blasts. But he comes out of it and starts healing while Vincent and Vella go back to fighting him.

“HA! You kids are a lot weaker now! You’re punches sting less! Ya ain't Vegeta that's fer damn sure that punk left me floatin' and bleeding in space once killin’ one of his kids will... Nah! You saiyans don't stay dead do ya? But ya don't like bein' beatin' in a fight! Yeah go tell daddy how the Main Man beat ya!"


He grabbed Vincent by the neck and starts choking him then grins at Vella “In a few years yer gonna be a knockout so I won't hurt yer face yer annoying brother though..."

I get up ready to get back into it when Batgirl says “Stop."

" An' why should I do that Sweetie?" Lobo spits.

“You’ve won Slobo's dead." She points at the body.

“This had better not be a trick lil' lady." Lobo drops Vince, and checks Slobo's pulse “HAW! Whatta wimp that lil bit of a beatin' did him in! Ya know you kids annoyed me today; I should kill ya all before ya grow up to become real threats... Nah! It ain't worth the trouble I'd get from the Veg head, or the Bat, or whoever else trained you kiddies. See ya all in the funny papers."

Slobo gets up “Man that drug ya gave me was weird."

“Yes ... it made you look dead."



Vincent growled "We could have beaten him!"

"No what she did was Cough brilliant!" Anthony states. “If the fight went on one of us could have been killed or the city destroyed."

Slobo looks down " yeah that's why I gotta quit Lobo will probably realize he was tricked an' come after me again, I gotta lay low, and I ain't gettin' any of ya hurt for me."

Spoiler smiles “Lobo’s pretty dumb. He probably won't ever realize it."

“Yeah But I can't take that chance. Vella can ya do somethin' for me before I hit the road? "

We went to his girlfriend's place and Vella turned these two babies into adults with her ring. Slobo then says good bye to Anita and drives on this New Genesis Super Cycle. Batgirl yells “You can come back when you want!"

“Maybe someday!" he answers.

We all go back to Legacy house and it seems a little emptier Cass looks down. “Barbara is going to kill me look at her costume."

Vince shakes his head. “I doubt she'll be that mad at you, But we should get that repaired, and you' new costume too, or we should force Spoiler to tell us where she hid the old one."


We hear from the back. “You’ll never get it out of me never! Hahahahahaha!"

I decide to yell at Anthony for stealing my date I vibrate though his locked door to find him putting a big wire into his chest. His computer chides him. "Master Anthony you do need to be more careful."

"Yeah yeah I know you’re my computer not my mother, I just need to recharge the device, next I'll have to toughen up the chest plate so class 100 can't break it so easily."

“Sir you nearly died."

“Yeah I know, but it seems there's no permanent damage to me or the device Now After the recharge I have a date."


“But sir isn't it a little heartless to leave Dr. Basil while she's being locked a way in that cell."

“Heartless nice... and not far from the truth. Plato... She could be locked in that thing forever, and I can't take Sky's tantrums anymore, besides she’s had that terminator Sex bot I think it's just time to move on."


I chuckle to my self. This Stark has the same problem the other one used to. He has a literal “heart of steel.” I'll keep this info under my hat until I decide what I need from Anthony. Ah Blackmail I love ya.

Slobo: Well now this fraggin' sucks.

I was hanging with Anita, and I got stuck watchin' Spoiler's kid. So she was playin' wit' Anita's parents yeah ya read that right, Anita's parents were turned inta kids.

I was sitting there watching Gwen an Anita's mom put dresses on Gi Joes when I remembered something. Vella and Vincent grew up from infants to 13 then 16. They did it again recently.


I need ta find out how they did it. I Tell 'Nita this thinkin’, she'd be excited ta get them back to normal when she shakes her head. “They’re not aliens."

“Saiyans grow up at the same rate as humans well until they're around 30- to 35."

She asks. "What happens when they hit that age?"


“They stop agin' they're fraggin' harder ta kill most superheroes."

“That’s Lobo talking again." She scolds. “That’s not you. Besides what works for aliens may not work for my parents. "

"Yer pretty close to’em I mean ya'll can reproduce look it can't hurt to ask. We stopped arguin' after that, and had a good time watchin' the kids until it was time fer Spoiler. Ta pick up her kiddo.

I then went to Capsule Corp. I was gonna ask the twins how they got to this age so their mother was too busy building some gizmo to even acknowledge my existence. Their dad yeah that guy makes Lobo look like a cuddly puppy.

Finally one of their brothers told me Vella was gone in space somewhere but the other one was around. I found him in the city watchin' Batgirl swing around in some weird costume.



“Both of her costumes are messed up and hey if loving her in Babs' old costume is wrong I don't want to be right."

Frag! Doesn't he have any other emotion than horny for Batgirl? Then again he does hang around Inertia. I got sick watchin' them make out. I wandered away waitn' fer a moment when Vincent wasn't suckin' face when I hear this loud roarin' sound.

I turn at it. “I knew it! One a' those times I got blown up One of the other lobos got a way well sorry kid But like the Highlander I wanna be the only one. So I'm gonna have ta frag ya Bastich!"




Frag! Lobo! I am so dead.