The streets are deserted. Man everyone is watching this Martial Arts tournament. Well except this fat ugly naked dude who wore a domino mask , and robbed the closed up stores. He called himself “The Streak".
I caught the guy by walking I didn't even have to fight him he was out of breathe from running about two feet. Maybe he should call him self “the Wheeze “instead.
Any way I went back to Legacy HQ after about an hour I mean all I really did was get an evening workout from jumping on rooftops, And doing nothing. I would go to Gotham, But Batman is freaking out all the crooks with his return from the dead.
Also Mr. Wayne is quite the workaholic. Ever since he's been back its almost 27-7 Dark Knight. So I'd be bored there too, that and I don't want to see Tim Drake or I may KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.
You see he's pulling this crap saying " Oh Stephanie you shouldn’t be Spoiler if I see you in that costume again they'll be trouble blah blah."
You're the not boss of me Drake, and don't go around pulling that mini Batman crap. I threw away the flowers he gave me on Valentine's day because he thought he could Save me from being hero. Oh. and he tried to tell Cass to kick me off Team Legacy, and well Nightwing had to stop her from giving him a beating.
Timmy caught Cass on the um wrong time of the month there. At least that’s what I think anyway.
Oh and I threw away these other weird ones, You see, me , and Vella both got flowers, that’s not the weird part, We're both hot, no the weird part was the note said from Inertia. He's like dead.
I know I was too, and so was Superman, Batman, Green Lantern The Flash so on so on. But um Thaddeus Thawne's grave is undisturbed. I guess we should dig it up to see if he's still in it.
So any way I go into my room, and find jewelry with a note signed Inertia in his handwriting. This makes a cold chill go down my spine. I look in Vella's room, and yup she gets an emerald necklace.
Oh this is damn creepy. I do not want to b e alone in a big building when there;s a former super villain/former teammate’s ghost, or a zombie... or some weird creep with a sick sense of humor.
Okay back into the city. I got an idea. The registered Super team Force Inc likes to slander us Legacy guys, and gals. You see the Black Mask pretty much plastered my secret ID all over the news media when he killed me. So people know I’ve had a daughter.
They use that, and the fact that Vince, and Cass have fun time with each other, in the privacy of their own bedroom. Oh, and the fact Vella makes no secret she's with the Red Hood.
Plus the Fact Slobo Is related to Lobo, and Supergirl's mom is a nut bag. Well ya know what I decided to find out what kind of people Force INC are I turned on my invisibility cape. (Thank so much Ms. Dr. Briefs)
Ands sneak in their building man Legacy's is cooler. Any way this could have been a mistake. I mean They could just be doing something boring... they really could be the morally upright protectors of West City, and us teenagers are bad people they could be like you know reading the Bible together or something.
I a few minutes later I wish that was what they were doing. They were all having a wild party, taking drugs drinking massive amounts of alcohol, oh. And Ninja Witch this girl?
Was doing a strip tease , and making out with these two Hellgator
, and Lizard Boy
That made me throw up in mouth a bit, I mean a lot can be said about Cass dating Vince because he ain't exactly human, but at least he looks it.
And saiyans can reproduce with humans meaning we gotta be related. But making out with reptiles blech! So I take pictures of all this, and send them to the media. This gets people in an uproar, and the new director of SHILED oh I'm sorry I mean HAMMER The Green Goblin disbands Force INC, and sends them all to different teams.
So yay Steph! Legacy and the Veggie/Briefs Family only games in town again! And you other guys wanted to fight in some dumb tournament. Spoiler gets things done baby!
I go back to the big empty HQ But my little girl came back from preschool so it wasn't so scary, and watching the puppet shows on TV put the horrible images of girl on lizard action out of my poor head.
But still I think I’ll stay with mom until the rest of the team gets back the whole Thad thing is really freaking me out.
