The Invnicible Iron Lad: The end of a fool's errand.

Sigh I know Laura is in that Amazing Mutant Race Thing. But am I jealous of that West guy? nah. There are other fish in the sea as they say. Oh, and that reminds me I had this weird dream the other night.



Probably means I shouldn't eat pizza before bed. Well Batgirl decided we should all abandon our city to search after some super powered mercenary that apparently she used to work for.

Yeah this is a great idea especially with Vince, and Vella's dad gone. So anyway we waltz right into a trap, that even Vincent. And Inertia could see was a trap. And her excuse? To save a girl that was her enemy.


Waaait, a minute I got it. Maybe the Batchick is attracted to pirate girl? No wait she's so obsessive over Vince, and he back to her... but I like the first thought better... I'll be remembering that thought during alone time.


Cass and Spoiler attacked Deathstroke. Cass he had some trouble with not so much Steph. But Ravager jumped on Cass, Sweet!


Deathstroke had no trouble with Spoiler until Vince attacked him, but this was weird, since I saw Vince fighting with Match, and losing. I scan both Vinces and my armor says they're both him but at half power, what the hell? Saiyans are so freaking weird.

While I'm scanning I get attacked by Wondergirl's clone. “Hey! Pay attention sweetie Oh well I have you now." She gets me with her lasso I grin in my armor. “If you have you also have my chest laser.

I zap her in the eyes, and then blast her with sonics in her ears. That seems to work with her off balance I throw a few punches, too soften her up, and then unleash my repulsors.

Match notices this, and attacks me, “I’m going to tear you out of your armor!"

"I'm sick to death of people tearing me out of this armor!" I shout “Eat Kryptonite clone of a clone!"

I fire a ray that simulates Kryptonite, putting loser Match on his knees.

Meanwhile Vince one fights Deathstroke. “Foolish Boy you should know Cain's daughter doesn't need protection from you!" While Vince two takes on ninjas. Stephanie goes from to fighting the Ninjas aw well since she seems to have better luck with them, than the terminator.

Meanwhile Cass was doing the whole “you’re father is evil, and controlling you... You can fight him... but then this weird furry thing tried to get on in the fight.



EEEW! Furry disgusting. “I have to get back in the assassin game!" it says. “I’ll show my skills by killing Batgirl, and Ravager!"



"Where... did you come from?" Cass. Asks as she kicks the furry in the face.


Rose grins "before you kill us, maybe you should fight someone more your skill level? Like a yellow belt at the local gym." They both knock her off the building.

Weirdly one of the Vinces follows, and about five minutes later, a Bluish light, and huge boom follow, the other Vincent, fires a similar light, at the Terminator. “Damn it! I only have half my power! Stupid Split Form Technique! Slade's Healing Factor will have him up, and around in no time.

At this time Sun Girl grabs me. “You’re armor is solar powered. Now that power is mine!" Before she can drain any serious amount of power Inertia grabs her. "DONTWORRYIKNOWHOWTODEALWITHHER!"


Then everything went to Hell. I forgot to mention Heroslayer was here, and Heroslayer killed Vella's First... second whatever boyfriend VAN-EL. All these gold, red, and green energy spikes fly everywhere.

Heroslayer is torn from his armor. (Man I know that feeling.) And the normally cute and happy Vella is acting like a savage animal. Throwing around Slayer like a rag doll.

“You like killing Heroes? How about being killed by one will that be fun?' She grabs him up by the neck and begins squeezing.

The Slayer coughs. “You didn't love that clone anyway... anyone with half a brain could see you were using him!"

She makes a green sword with her ring. And is about to stab Slayer when Batgirl jumps in between them. I look, around, and see that Ravager is running away, looks like she's going the opposite way of her dad was blasted, but I'm not sure.



" Vella. Don't kill him." Cass orders.


“Look Batgirl that's your way not mine. Heroslayer killed someone important to me, and sticking him in the prison doesn't work!"

“But... the Green Lanterns will kick you ...out for killing someone... that has been defeated."


“Darn it!" Wow such language Vella...

She drops him, and Heroslayer taunts her. Getting his arm, and legs crushed for it. Maybe this wasn't so bad, we caught Match, Heroslayer, Evil Wondergirl clone, some generic ninjas. While Deathstroke, and Ravager escaped.

Batgirl was admonishing Vince who one guy again. He doesn't seem to be taking any of this seriously.

“You... tried to kill Slade. And what happened to... the ugly... dog ...girl?"


“Nothing." Vincent protests.

“You’re lying you're body language tells me.”

“Damn get off my case Woman!"

“My name is Cassandra not Woman." She turns on me. “Ironlad... find Inertia... we're going home."

They argue a little more about finding the Terminator where Cass said Vincent’s done enough.


Gah! Why do I have to find the little speed freak, Why not Spoiler? Damn it when Justice and Slobo where on the team she'd get one of them to do it. Now I have to do it mother f... whoa are Inertia, and Sungirl making out? Oh I'm telling everyone this but first I'm taking pictures. So glad I built a camera in this armor.

I fly back, and a couple of minute later Inertia runs back, Vella squeals “Oooh! You have a girlfriend!"

He tries to protest. Until I show the picture. Then he winks, at Vella. “You’re my first choice..."

Vella's face gets red. “Okay... Um hey... let's um lock up all these bad guys we beat, AND I'LL GO HOME TO SEE HOW JASON'S DOING YOU KNOW MY BOYFRIEND." She yells obviously nervous.

Spoiler Growls “Why does no one hit on me?"


Thad grins “Okay I'll hit on you."

“EEW! No I take it back yuck!"

Sigh. What am I doing with this bunch still? Oh well some villains get to cool off in the Vault. I guess it's worth putting up with this. “Oh yeah how come there were two Vincent’s I ask.

Vella grins. A technique our Uncle Tien taught us, Split Form.”

Okay so it’s not Saiyans that are weird it’s Japan...okay got it.

Vella: Mary Marvel is funny looking.

You know I miss the sweet nice Cassandra, The one who’d would hang out with me , and we'd eat cereal sitting on the floor. And we'd talk about stuff well I'd talk she'd smile and nod. Now we have Crazy over determined Batgirl. Though I'll tell you the truth, I’d take angry pushy Cass, over that spa mom made me go to.

Mud baths, being wrapped in kelp? Rubbed by weird people. No thank you.

Any way we're trying to find Deathstroke the terminator to free her daughter because Cass was drugged the same way a while back. But she's only like this now because we're apparently ready to fight him now.

I'm a little offended by that. I mean he's just some old guy with a small power level, swords, guns, and no depth perception. Oh, and he has a creepy obsession with girls younger than me. But he's not “all that" as Bra says.

Bah! Anyway as we were taking down some of his buddies in the Secret society. This weird power level close to mine comes up. “Well well Legacy my master wants me to destroy!" Some weird looking girl states.



I only had one reaction to that. " Bwhahahahahahaha!"

“Who dares laugh at Mary Marvel?" she sneers.

“Mary? heh hee. What happened did you get attacked by The Blind Hair dresser?" Hah ha!"

She glares. “I was tired of being stupid like you Vella Oh cheery stupid Mary let’s ignore her. Now no one's going to ignore me!"

I laugh again. “No kidding. Not with that silly hair do."


She points “I won't kill you; I'll take you to Darkseid so he can corrupt you. You'll learn the power of Anti-life!"

"If I have to cut my hair like that no thanks!" I giggle.

“Little fool! You can't stop it, what are you going to do? Pull my hair, or slap me? But just know after I'm done with you I'll kill your little friends."

I rub my chin. “What am I going to do? Maybe this?" I throw ten super speed jabs with my right, and then toss an uppercut with my left knocking her out of the building into the sky.


I smirk. “Hair pulling? Please!"

I see that the others seem to have the Society under control so I go after Mary. She hurls thunder at me I shield myself with my ring's power. She uses that moment to slam me hard into the ground."

I get up spit the blood out, and begin gathering my Ki. I still haven't got the hang of transforming to my most powerful level yet so it'll take a minute. Mary flies towards me ready to rip off my head when I start screaming.

“You’d better scream slut!" She yells. The energy from my transformation knocks her back.

“Heh... You freak." I say sounding creepily like my dad ewwww. “I wasn't screaming because of you. I'm not used to this transformation yet. Though you wouldn't know about muscles growing bigger in a minute would you?"

She snorts " You don't look any bigger all that you look like is your hair is all messed up, and some weird things around your eyes.

I laugh. “Yeah you're one to talk about bad hair, but I'm glad I'm not a guy, I'd have hair all over my chest right now. This is Super Saiyan 4."

“At least my hair isn't blue!" She shoots back.

“It’s aqua not blue." I explain. “And at least I don't look like the poster girl for female Rogaine."

She charges at me, and I easily dodge. She keeps falling for the after image technique hitting where I was instead of where I am. " @#$#@ Skank stay still!"

I punch her in the jaw. “Someone needs to wash your mouth out with soap." She growls after I say that “Sorry was I not supposed to hit you? I mean you are so slow I became bored. "

“I will not be beaten by you cheery little bimbo!" She keeps trying to hit me I keep dodging until I slam my left hand into her gut. She backs off coughing.

“You all forget what I am don't you?" I chortle. “Yes I have a green lantern ring. I'm not emo like a lot of other superhero teens. But that doesn't make me dumb. I have the blood of a family of scientists in my veins. I can build a robot before lunch. But also I have the blood of the most fearsome warriors this universe has ever known! I am a princess of the Saiyans! Galaxies used to tremble at our name. Now Mary you will too!" Wow that sounds really pompous doesn't it?


She looks unmoved. “little girl, you're part of an endangered species, after this it's going to get more so."

She throws more really slow punches. I grab her fist. “If you think my fists are something wait until you feel my kicks." I bust her nose with my boot. She falls to the ground, and throws dirt in my eyes.

Too bad I can still read her ki I use the momentum of her punch against her and toss her to the ground then blind her with that move Bra taught the Kaldescope attack.

While she's whining I my eyes tear up flushing out the dirt. I growl and beat her down. I let my temper go until I realize she may just be mind controlled.

“Mary. You can't beat me. Let me help you."

She cackles punching me in the solar plexus. “Soft little fool. I don't need your help. Now die!"

She throws a bunch more lightning at me. With my ring I make a pipe. That points back at her letting her get hit with her own powers. I roll my eyes. “I warned you Mary sorry."

“Stupid cheating ring!" She bellows.

“My dad says there is no cheating in a fight just those too wimpy to use what they can to win FINAL FLASH!" I respond blasting her with all the ki I built up.

I transform back to my normal self. She gets up all ticked, burned, and hurt. “Fool! Darkseid's power will get me back to normal soon while you've wasted all your power."

I grin “forgot my ring again didn’t you?" Big green fists slam her over, and over then I finish it off with a green piano, and a 1millon ton weight.

“And they say I'm wasting my time watching cartoons." I say to my self." You Mary have been Vellapwned."

“Boo!" Vincent yells behind me.


“Oh you’re just mad because you like girls in black leather." I laugh.

“Well only if they're Asian." He laughs.

“Speaking of... Did Cass get anything?" I ask.

“Yeah they gave up Slade. Probably a trap though. We already called the cops here's you a Senzu Bean let's go."

Wow this night never ends. Oh well still better than that spa that gets mad at you for eating the cucumbers they put on your eyes. I was hungry.