Iron Boy : I'd like the old Spoiler back

You know I never thought I'd say this but I miss Stephanie Brown, I mean the whole hotness of thinking of Steph and Cass together is kind of fun idea , but well this alternate universe Spoiler, thinks I'm some kind of world conqueror.

What is it with us Tony Starks? We're either doing something morally off, or we're accused of it. Anyway Robin Stephanie or whatever I should call her keeps attacking me it’s getting annoying.

If she hits my chest just right, and knocks a wire loose... Well no more Anthony. So I've been wearing my chest plate under my shirt. I haven't let on to the others about this I really don't want them to know Sky either, about my " Condition" and that me and Tony are more alike than just being alternate versions of the same person.

What sucks more is well somehow Vince heard about Alternate Stephanie, and she thinks she's dating Batgirl well he's running around here like an ape that is guarding its mate or something all day while I've been building a device I keep hearing crap like.

“I treat her better than you! Plus I can do things for her you can't!"

“Bah! Once you go saiyan there's nothing else you want to be layin'. Besides we've already seen kids of ours from the future."

“Alternate future that Stark created help me defeat him and we'll get everything back to normal."

“Whatever psycho just know if you touch my girl I'll blast you to atoms."

I can see why the Bat- freak hides in her little cave and won't let either of these two idiots in. Luckily for my sanity Our New member Justice got our resident alien prince to go with her, along with Cass to something or other.

That's one of the few things that Cassandra has done that I've agreed with. This girl is powerful, and hey it's good to have another hottie on the team. Unfortunately freaky Spoiler/Robin wanna be is still here.

Crap, well anyway if I finish my project maybe we can get our Steph back. I just have to get Inertia who’s complaining about something. “Stupid fast young Avenger jerk off! He's stolen my costume!" He yells and shows me the picture of that guy and yeah his costume does look like Thad's.



"Okay, never mind I need you." I say.

“I knew it!" Inertia yells. “Sorry Boy I don't swing that way."

I slap my hand against my forehead. “Oh come on! I need to get a measurement of the Speed Force is all! You said the Speed force was somehow involved in this switching people I need a sample of it. Just go into this machine and do something fast I'll do the rest."

He looks at the other things in the device a sample of GL energy I collected from Vella and what was left of the red ring Vincent used to attack us. “I thought Bulma was trying to find the Universe the bi-curious Steph came from why are we doing this?"

“Well she's using the universal signature fake Steph has to find her reality; the problem is there are infinite realities plus 52 newly created ones. It could take forever to find hers I want to recreate the accident and have our Steph come back simple no?"

“There are a couple of problems with that." Thad is lecturing me? What the hell? " One we don't know if something in their Universe helped trade Blonde Bat family members So if we somehow create that accident and whatever it was over there don't work we may just blow up this Steph, or trade her for Stephen Brown or something."

“There’s a gender reversed universe?" I ask.

“Yeah it's creepy. I've been there since ya know Speedster, Anyway the second problem how is how the heck or ya gonna get a sample O'Veg head's power? He ain't gonna stand still and let ya take it."

“I’ll deal with that when I get to it, but I have to do something Inertia, she keeps trying to scratch my eyes out."

“Ah ya stared at her too long too eh? Yeah that's what I miss about Spoiler she didn’t mind ya lookin' as long as ya didn't touch."

He got a dreamy eyed and I became a little creeped out, I turn on the energy absorbers and was about to get a sample of Speed Force when the girl jumps out of nowhere and smashes the machine.

Speed Force, Green energy, and Red energy, exploded everywhere my lab is now gone and so is half the house I glare at alternate Steph. “Ha! I stopped your latest world conquest plot!"

Grrr. She has to go! Or I'm going to repulsor her tight little butt.


Okay My girlfriend Sky has tagged me with a Meme. Not sure what I did to her but I'm sure I did something wrong somewhere. Okay fine.

01] I love Sky.
02] Sky is kinky.
03] If I were in a room with Sky, Stuff I can't describe here.
04] I think Sky should kill less.
05] Sky needs more lingerie.
06] I want to (CENSORED! CENSORED!) Sky.
07] Someday Sky will put Tony two on the scrapheap.
08] Sky reminds me of a dream girl.
09] Without Sky My life would be more boring.
10] My memories of Sky are X-rated
11] Sky can be aggressive.
12] The worst thing about Sky is random killing.
13] The best thing about Sky is she has a conscience.
14] I am dating with Sky.
15] One thing I would like to know about Sky is: am I better than Magneto?
16] Sky should go and punch Magneto.
17] Sky spanks me
18) What I like best about Sky's blog is posts with me.
19) What I dislike about Sky's blog is Posts with Tony Two.
20) My favorite post from Sky is when we first met.

Steph Robin: I.. Think I'm in hell

My name is Stephanie Brown, I used to call myself Spoiler well that was until the Civil War when my ex douche bag of a boyfriend went all anti reg Against Batman's wishes.

I became Robin in his place, and me and Batgirl Cassandra Cain made Legacy to fight and arrest his Teen Titans. What's worse was Tim kept saying Cass' Dead Boyfriend Conner Kent wouldn't have registered, yeah using a hero who died to try and push your rebellion that's just great Tim.

I think he's just pissed that me and Cass got together, jerk off he has Wonder Girl let go. Things were good with our team, we had two saiyan twins one a Blue Lantern, their neice and nephew a devil kid and an alien girl with many souls. A former evil kid Inertia, and Iron lad,


Iron Lad betrayed us and tried to take over the world with his evil cyborg girlfriend. While trying to stop him I was hit with this weird ass ray and next thing I know Cass was in a weird costume and saying she was in love with Vincent Briefs who was turned into a baby. And instead of HS some skinny version of Lobo.


I think Stark changed reality or something. Any way here we were protecting Justice, from her father; though his name is Trunks I don't know why they keep calling him "Mirai".


I mean the guy looks like the same guy with longer hair. He was a bastard and nearly killed us all. Then he comes up with this crap about a Bruce Cain, and says Cass is his mom. Not sure where he's getting this crap but he sent these robot zombie things to kill us.

Things sort of got confusing after this The Hulk the Bruce Banner one not the Hank Pym one showed up, The Avengers without Thor and Cap showed up it was all kinds of crazy.

But Cass fought at her hardest since she can finally do it without killing since these things weren’t alive it was kind of hot. I tried to keep up with batrangs and stuff, but before long we were overwhelmed. Then all of the sudden a something in blue white and black jumps in and blows them away. “No one touches my Woman."

Huh? He looks at Cass " I alone love you I alone tempt you." He sings at her.

“Vincent!" Cass Squeals. Then what happens next makes my heart sink into my gut.

"Hey what about your girlfriend Vince? Ohrihime?"

Vincent looks weird at me. “What’s an Ohrihime?"

“Sounds dirty " Cass laughs. I was about to say something when the mind numbing stupidity of Jason freaking' Todd a guy who acts like he's a bad ass or something getting picked up like a bride by tiny Vella. I mean she's like 5 foot 5 and she's' saying to him ' How's my grumpy little Robin? Did you miss me?"

“Vella! We discussed you picking me up in public and the baby talk!"

“Aw but I missed you so much sweetie pie!"

I was weirded out by this and the fact she' wearing a green Lantern Outfit oh well maybe that's a good thing since she won't be talking about hope and all that while she had the blue ring. The ones that aren't green or yellow seem to take over people.

But then everything went to hell Another Trunks Mirai guy showed up and the one we were all fighting. Starts yelling at this old Galen guy. “Come on wimp use the spell of destruction! Unleash your power1 Do it do it now! Or I’ll kill Justice in front of you!"

Next thing we know all this power is unleashed and we're knocked back. All of us. Man it's horrible the raw power this Galen guy let loose but in the center of it the evil Mirai laughs. “I told you! I'm too powerful for you! Woo! What a rush! The power the Time trapper gives is more then you can muster you can never hop to defeat him you can't even defeat me."


The good Mirai stares. “If you're so unaffected why did your Ki go down by half? Let’s see if I CAN MAKE IT GO DOWN MORE BURNING THUNDER ATTACK!"

He just stood in it in it but he looked a little weaker “Fool half my power I more than you can take he punches Mira away and goes for Galen at that moment all of us the Hulk Avengers Legacy surround him. The spell destroyed all the zombies.

“He looks round at us Bah! You’re all nothing fools.... Wait my master calls me. Fine I'll face you all later oh and ok now one thing Fake Mirai, and Galen you can't protect Justice from me no one can. I'll see you in the future Galen when I'm making your kids beg for you to save them and you can do nothing with your impotent powers. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


Yeah he says his master was calling but I think he was afraid of the butt whoopin' he was going to get. Next thing I know I was in Vampi's mansion when the guy I thought was her husband shows up he looks like the other guy but with shorter hair oh come on! There's three of them?

Vince kept apologizing to Justice about something while Vella excitedly told Justice she was going to get better or Vel would go to the after life and kick her butt back here.

But what really sucked was the whole time Cass had her hands on Vince's hand sometimes she'd grab his ass. I can't help but be jealous I want to kill him for getting her to like him like that. No it's not his fault its Anthony Stark’s when I get reality back to normal, he'll be all apologetic.

I'm gonna kick that that disgrace to Tony Stark's good name until he puts everything back I wonder around until I catch some beautiful woman that looks like Cass with blue eyes talking to Thad.


“So you haven't seen my little brother?”

“No Babs, Bruce hasn't been around for weeks Batman took him out."

She sighs " That's grandpa for you not that my brother doesn’t deserve it he sent me to Tele-tubby world sigh Mom and Dad must have him."

“Cass and Vince? They haven't seen him either."

“No. But I bet they have in my time."

Thad scratches his chin “I thought Vince was dead in your time."

She shrugs. " Not anymore thanks to Bruce, his screwing with time did one good thing, and one really bad thing releasing the Time Trapper hey give my love to everyone okay Uncle Thad?"

“Yeah see ya round."

I hide behind a creepy statue “Vincent and Cassandra have kids? What if what Stark is trying to sell me is true what if I'm in some weird Alternate Universe? I want to go home! Where everything makes sense this place hurts it’s horrible to see the one you love with your friend. And she has kids with him to boot. I hate this place.

Batgirl: Vince and Steph are gone

Vincent was turned into a baby while the Stephanie that's here is not my friend. her body... language is different... um she looks at me... like the Steph I know looks at Robin.


“You mean you don't remember our first date?" She asks.

I frown “No I like Vincent I'm not that way...Sorry."

"I keep telling you Anthony has made you forget! He’s trying to take over the world. And Vella is a blue lantern, and you got over Vincent after he slept with Supergirl."


“No we dated since ... then though... he's a little jealous of Kon... Since we dated first."

Steph looks weird. “Cass Conner's dead you need to stop mentioning him. I know he was you're first love and all... "

I roll my eyes. “He was dead... he's alive now ... dating Wonder Girl."


“Wonder girl is dating Tim Drake who quit being Robin come on Cass are you going to let Anthony use you like a puppet he’s torturing me because I'm the only one he hasn't brainwashed."

Anthony scanned her with something. “Just as I thought you Miss Brown are from an Alternate Universe. I wonder what our poor Steph is thinking right now.


Meanwhile

"AAAAAHHHHHH CASS TRIED TO KISS ME! I"M IN SLASH FICTION UNIVERSE HELP!!!!!!" Vella why the hell are you wearing all blue and kissing Thad eeew I'm telling Jason! Oh wait yeah alternate universe. "



This Robin Steph... Attacks Anthony calling him a liar. Thad pulls her off then pinches her butt. “He she overreacts like our Steph." But I got something... weird from Thad he... seems worried. Since... when did he care about anyone but himself?

I get... tired of this, and go to Vincent's house. His mom fussing... over him.


“Bulma ... when are you... going to fix him?"



“I’m sorry but after all he, and his sister have been through already I don't want to try to strain them anymore. I'm sorry Cass but most likely he wouldn't remember you if he was grown again. You're young and attractive you can find another guy, but I will help with getting our Steph back okay?"

I wanted... to hit her... I can tell from his body language that he knows me. And poor Vella is sad.

I want to help my boyfriend and friend... I see her ring and lantern in the corner.... I wonder if I can get it work? Instead of trying it I say “Thanks .... For nothing."

That Night... I break in and look for the Dragon Radar... the Dragon Balls brought... Stephanie... back from the dead... It can bring Vince back to me ... and his poor sister... back to Jason... Jay... is lost in his ... anger again... Not talking to anyone and beating up criminals, that's all he does.

I can't find the Dragon Radar anywhere... could Bulma have thought ... I'd do this? Yes... She's smart. Well next I try the ring. All I can make it do is make my clothes turn green. It shouts. “You cannot use this ring you are not the assigned Lantern!"

Hn, dumb rings, has messed up my life I leave... But not before I whisper to Vincent... “I’m sorry... I tried." Outside I see Black Zero.

“Well Well MS. Briefs just who I was looking for. Oh wait you kept your Cain name didn't you? Doesn’t matter your offspring has wiped out an alternate version of myself, and made sure I’d ever rule the world so I'm going to kill you and make sure he's never born!"

Then some... Blonde Russian woman says. “Do not try to escape child."

I get on my knees “Why would I resist? ... I want to die."

{" What?" both bad guys ask.

“Every boy I've ever liked... has died... No one trusts me ... anymore after Deathstroke drugged me... No one cares if I die. Vincent has been turned into a baby... No one... will care if I die ... do it! "



He looks at the ... um building “She’s right! Vincent is a child again there is no way he can father Cain he'll be eight years old!' He stares at me. " Heh Well miss Cain you shouldn't just sit around waiting for him to grow up do what you were meant to kill, and screw anything that moves you'll enjoy life more then come Black Widow we will start anew in an another reality re build our army then come back to this one and conquer it as well!"

Jerk... I'm not acting the way I was when I was drugged. I go back to my cave... And sit until I hear “Auwnt Cass? Why does mommy say she don't know me?"


“Well actually it was ... said less ... well. “Gwen? That's not your mommy. She just... looks like her."


"When's mommy coming back?"

I hug the child. “I don't know." Poor kid cried until she fell asleep. I should... It's a good thing... Zero didn't kill me... Someone needs to take care of Gwen. Until ... we can find the real Steph.



The future... Outside a vehicle in New Gotham.


Huh I didn't think of that stuff for years. Well I'd better stop thinking about childhood traumas. My son Bruce has somehow been captured by the chronal police that that weirdo the Time Trapper has set up. I'm not letting a freak in a bathrobe execute my my kid. No matter what he's done he's still my child.

Haven't worn this Batwoman costume in years it smells like mothballs yuck. What was I thinking with all this yellow?


Wouldn't doubt Stephanie had something to do with it. I use a torch from my belt no not a flashlight ... a real torch and cut through the metal in there the soldiers are talking to that sick twisted version of my brother in law Mirai. “You know Bruce Cain Kind of looks like you sir."

“He should Bruce's father is Mirai's brother." They turn and I knock them both out before they shoot at me.

"Aren't you a little old to be playing hero Cassandra?" Evil Mirai mocks.

Aren't you a little bit of a rip-off to be alive? “I answer. “You’re not killing my son.


"Who's going to stop me? A housewife from Gotham who's trying to recapture her glory days? Bah!"

Actually I'm distracting you." I smile

And some goofy blast knocks him out of the vehicle. “House wife Bah! You've never cleaned a dish in your life."

"That's why I have you Vincent." I laugh

He rolls his eyes. "How's our brat?"

“Mom?" Bruce asks.

"It's Okay little one you'll be home soon Vince? Did you kill him?"

“I’m not sure Evil Mirai is alive I made him with that red ring remember? Damn it, I wish I can take back all the crap I did back then."

I rub his shoulder. “Everyone forgave you years ago. It wasn't your fault. That ring was evil."

"Yeah, But I never forgave myself all he crap he did to Justice... Oh uh his ki is powering up he's injured but not much."

He grabs me by the waist and scoops up Bruce. " Grandpa?" Bruce asks.

"I don't look that much like dad do I?"

“Don’t worry about it Baby just take us home." I smirk under my mask. I also hold back a giggle.

Vince: the rage.

Some dork called the Reflecting Man has popped up. And taken down those registered losers, well now he has to take on the A team I thought this guy would be an easy win he with his whole he wants to fight Dad thing I thought " hey another loser who wants to get a rep.

I blasted him and he tossed a ki blast right back at me. Inertia runs at him and gets knocked back Weird he slammed into the guy at full speed and he just got knocked back everything else he tried he just took, and crushed us back with an attack.

Of course Little Miss Perfect Vella figured it out. “He’s throwing or own powers back at us."


“Duh! Stupid kids! That’s why I'm called reflecting man! Now why don't you go get your daddy and Stay out of adult Business."

Cass and Spoiler start punching Cass. Growls “We ... don't have powers."

Ah back hands the two away. “I can absorb the energy of your punches there's nothing you wimps can do to me.

I catch Cass before she hits a building Step yells “hey don't save me or anything!" before getting caught in a green catcher's mitt by Vel.

I think the way we talked to each other or something gave Reflecting Man the idea that we were involved. “Ugh! That's like bestiality. Like you couldn't have found a man from Earth."

"Half of me is from Earth." I sneer.

" Your mother is an alien loving whore This pisses me off I turn SS4 And fire a Final Flash at him that he uses to blast the rest of us Vella tries to capture him in this big green claw thing but he absorbs the energy and blasts us all.

I get pissed this bastard is killing my friends, my girlfriend and my sister and I can't do a damn thing about it. Then this voice comes up in my head. “Yes give in to your anger, unleash your hate it will give me power which will in turn will give you power."

I look around and there's that Red Ring

I found another planet a while back. Before I can get up force field it flies onto my finger. I feel this hot pain going all over my body, A Spit out what looks like red flame and... I know what I must do after I kill this freak; I'll turn on the female Green Lantern and eliminate her. Then I'll make everyone fear my ranger, and its power.

Spoiler:Superhero Rumble!

Tim won't answer my calls. Well he did once, but he sounded all well Batmany. I asked oracle what was up, and she thought he was here at Legacy house. Ah I think I see undercover work, or he needs space, oh well I’ll still have fun today! It's new Costume Day!

I was all excited when the boxes came in. Though Vella being a party pooper. “They were made by Bra, She wants me to wear a costume here my boobs and butt hang out no thanks.


“You don't know that come on try it out. New costume day is fun!" I smile.

She calls up her uniform with her ring.

But that's the same costume you always wear Vella." I tease.

“I know and I like it." She then does that weird thing she does doing home work, and watching cartoons at the same time. I drag the boxes, and Cass is asking Vince “Who’s my huggle bear?"


Where Vince looks up "What? Cass are you drunk?"

“Nope! She picked it up from me. “I announce " But forget that! It's New Costume day! Come on! Come On! Try them on!"

Anthony Stark comes out in a new armor “See Iron Lad is getting in the spirit!"



“Spirit of what?" He asks.

"Oh what are you dense? Are you retarded? "NEW COSTUME DAY!!!!!! The day where all heroes try out new costumes it doesn't matter. If they keep them But it's cool that every once in a while we update our looks. Now come on Boys and girls! To the locker rooms!"

I got a little mischievous got my camera phone and ran in on the boys locker room “Shake you're money makers guys!"

“AAAH! Stephanie get out! They all yell throwing towels at me. Don't know what any of them are worried about. Well we came out in our new duds. Me well I like mine, I may keep it.

Now Cass' is just sweet. All the sado masochist stuff from her old one is gone and it has a little bit of Babes' design thrown in but it still has the" Cassness"

Vince's is okay. It's just old saiyan armor with black thrown in.

Inertia’s isn't bad too bad the guy in that body is a bit of a douche.

Slobo even got a new haircut for the event though his really doesn't look that different than what he always wears.


"Woot! Let’s go around the City and show everyone!" I yell.

“She needs to cut out the fraggin' caffine." Slobo growls. “I hope Anita ain't watchin' the TV."

" Pfft! You look pretty much the same as always 'Bo. Come on! Come on! Let's go."

While we were running around. We end up meeting up with the city's other team. The Namek guy looked at Vincent. "I thought we told you to get out of our city Saiyan."

“I was born here loser, you where born out in the middle of the desert where it is you're father hangs out you're more than welcome to go back there freak.

Ninja Witch looks over at Vincent." Ya know he don't have to leave he's kind of cute."

Cass starts cracking her knuckles. "He's taken."

"Oh come on spooky, let you're guy out to play, unless you want a three way, what do you look like under that mask?"

And we all can guess what happened next Batghoul punched the redhead in the face. And then a big ol' brawl started. Hell gator Ran at Slobo. “I’m aGonna beat this Scrawny Lobo wannabe I guee ron tee!"

“Ya got the bad luck ta draw me Bastich, now I'm gonna get me some new gator skin boots." The thing about Slobo is while he's pretty skinny he's still super strong he smacked the Alligator guy through a wall.

Cass discovered Ninja Witch can teleport and she did vanishing and reappearing, Then Cheap shotting Cass. Inertia was frozen by the ice girl looks like he’s out of the fight.

The Girl in purple starts fighting with Vella “I was a Power Raider until your father blew up our power source and killed our mentor! But I was standing neat the Command center when he did it now I have the power!"

“Um you're not He-Man." Vella quips.

“Little bimbo! I'm going to hurt you to get back at your father!"

She does something odd she makes purple energy constructs. The Raider chick then Punches Vella into this purple muck stuff. Vincent and Piccolo Jr. Flew so fast I couldn't even see them they'd appear every few seconds throwing punches at each other.


The all the sudden one would toss a blast at the other." Pathetic Saiyan I was trained by Goku you were trained By Vegeta! Vegeta always loses to Goku, plus I'm a Super Namek! Surrender now!"

And Vincent answers in the same way all his family would answer that. “Bah!"

Hunter and Anthony have an armor fight But Anthony was smacked around seems whoever’s in the in the Hunter armor knows how to fight, and would use laser staffs, and other things. To cut into the armor. Bet Iron boy wished he'd let Cass train him now. Hunter screams. “You act like Tony Stark! I worked with him! I know Tony Stark You are no Tony Stark!"

Me I get Lizard boy ugh he smells so bad. I jump out of the way of his tail. “Come on! I want to fight bad guys not good guys. "

"I hear that you're a hot blonde under all that. What say you and me have some fun huh?"

“Ew! No way!" I shout. He grabs on to and starts squeezing.

Then Cass yells out " Looks like we have their ... um measure! Go all out!"

I spray Lizard lips in the eyes with mace from my utility bet then take out an Adamantium knuckles and punch him out.Inertia vibrates his way out opf the iceand uses blows away the Ice girl with a tornado.

Cass throws around smoke bombs, and blinds her with them before kicking her down.

Iron Lad thing on his back points. at Hunter And a huge laser gun pops out of it and blasts him then all these guns pop out and shoot Hunter down. His armor is sparking allover the place Vella blows up the muck and uses her ring to make all these cute little cartoon constructs.

The Beat up Raider's construct with anvils and big hammers. “Okay that ring of yours makes better things." Raider sneers “Let’s go hand to hand."

Well that was a mistake as Vella takes Raider down in about a second. Vincent Laughs “Tell me Namek. Did Uncle Goku teach you to use up all of your power at the beginning of a fight and not keep some in reserve?"

“What? You're bluffing Vincent. You used everything yourself."

“Uh Uh." He smirks. Turns into whatever they call that long haired fuzzy Super saiyan thing than he releases a big light show. Piccolo falls all burnt. “Pathetic. Super Saiyan always trumps Super Namek. Chump."

Slobo was holding down the gator guy and threatening him with a knife. “Hold still. It's only gonna hurt a lot!"

then all of the sudden Iron man shows up. Looks like he got into the spirit of New Costume Day too.

He yelled at the losers and it was funny. I tried calling Tim again later that night, Humpph still under cover then I feel a gust of wind " What do you want Thad?"

"Looks like you've been a bad girl." He whispers in my ear.

“What the hell are you talking about?" I growl.

“This chick named Violet sent Batgirl a disk about you on it you and Red Hood were. Killing Black Mask.

Ulp. “Really?' Did she see it?"

“Nope I destroyed it I've run into Violet before I knew she was up to trouble." he grins.


“Why? I thought you hated me?" He doesn't answer.

“Look! I killed Mask because yeah there was a bit of revenge in it, but also it was self defense I had nightmares that he'd come after me, torture me again, kill me again. I haven't had those nightmares since I shot him. Don’t tell anyone! Wait what do you want?"

He takes off his mask this may the first time I've ever seen his eyes. "Nothin'. What I told ya the other about Tim not havin' a Memorial for ya was true I was in the Robin Cave, when Titans East attacked The Teen Titans he had all this crap to honor Superboy , and his parents and, nothing for you."

“Why are you telling me this?” I hold back a sob.

“Because ya deserve better if the Bats find out about this he'll try to put ya away, Bats Likely won't since When Catwoman killed Mask the first time he did nothin' but Bird Boy will take it personal. And ya deserve better. "

I blink and he's gone. That was weird.

Slo-Bo:New kids on the block

Ya know as weird as young Justice got at times, I don't think they got as crazy as these kids, all their damn romances and problems and just fraggin' crap. Were me and Empress as bad as the Creepy couple Cassandra Cain, and Vince Briefs? I mean really.

They are always touchin' all the time. But what can I say? The two can fight. While I'm tryin' to hold in my lunch with while Batgirl checks the half saiyan's tonsils with her tongue. Then his sister Walks in all with a weird disturbed look on her face.

Spoiler gets one look on at her and grins. “Ha-ha! You got the Nightwing sex talk!"

“Well a lot of the stuff he told me Bra already went over, but the rest of it was well a lot of kinky weird stuff. I mean Tony Stark kinky." She looks like she's about to vomit just thinkin' of it.

"Oh and just so you know Robin's in the closet Steph."

Brown kind of looks like a deer in the headlights. " What? No he isn't."

“Sorry. I heard him and Nightwing arguing about him being in the closet." Vella consoles.


“No... He isn't." Cass mumbles.

Inertia pops up out of nowhere bein' a Fraggin' speedster not surprising. “I knew it! I knew it!"

“Vella must have misheard..."Stephanie starts.

But Inertia interrupts her. “Think about it Brown, he kept Superdork's clothes in a memorial, and tried to clone him, he even changed his costume to black and red to honor him. He didn't even care about you."

"That's not true..." Stephanie mutters.

“Oh yeah? Where's your memorial? Where was Robin's purple and black costume to honor you huh?"

Then Spoiler does something I don't expect. She starts crying.

Batgirl tries to Punch inertia and hand she misses. Of course.

“HA! Nice try!"

Cassandra just glares. “You have to...sleep sometime."

I turn up the TV and try to tune out the bickering. Then I see something hey Bastiches shut up!"

"That's right Stan West City now has registered heroes. Though they haven't been given an official name yet, people have been calling them "Forcers" becausr they are sponsored by Force Inc. Let's meet them shall we?"

"First the leader Chris Jones' personal armor wearing employee, and licensed bounty hunter, The Hunter."

"The super strong Hellgator."



"The enigmatic Ninja Witch."

At that Anthony Laughs. “Worst name ever."

“Oh yeah Iron Boy is so much better.” I snort.

The Reporter continues. "The ice maiden Chill."




The leaping Lizard Boy.



"The alien namek Piccolo Jr..."

"P Dawg!" Vincent yells. “That Namek piece of thrash! He joined Stark's butt kissers!"

I didn't catch this girl's name all I know is she wants revenge on Vegeta for something.


That Hunter guy announces that his team will rid West City of all the Saiyans, Bat kids, Vampires, aliens, unregistered heroes and super villains. I think these Feetal's gizzes are gonna be in a world of hurt well that is if our team can pull it together.

Vella : A day of ups and downs.

Well my dad let Pan after Jason Jason shot Pan in the shoulder, then beat her with an adamntium crowbar. Gah! I'm going to have to talk to him. I mean I can take care of my self. That paled in comparison to what happened next.

West City has been in a mayoral race and this one guy, Samuel Jones, cousin to this guy who runs some company called Force Inc, he keeps saying how we're all bad for the city, and need registered heroes to take our places.

He said dad just came here, to kill everyone and gain immortality, Called Vincent and Cass' relation ship immoral. Well there was that time they made out a little too long in a restaurant.

Speaking of Cass he somehow knew about her time with the LOA, and accused her of being a cold blooded killer, Spoiler; he called a failure, and brought up the whole War Games thing.

He called Anthony a pale imitation of Tony Stark who slept with a killer robot, Inertia he accuses of being an out and out super villian and tries to claim he killed Bart Allen, though Thaddeus has denied over and over again he had anything to do with it.

Slobo he says is going to be as bad as Lobo, and then he gets to me. “Ah the Green Lantern in training. You say you are against registration, yet you were caught in a lewd act with a SHIELD agent."


I get mad. “There was nothing 'lewd' about it! It was beautiful!"

Sam grins. “Like the beautiful things he's had with other super women like this picture of him and Ravager.”

I broke the podium. I can't believe that! Jason said I was his first like he was mine! I left there and from what I hear the press conference got worse and worse. Didn't matter, there an invasion of alien clown monkeys we had to deflect. (Yes that's as crazy as it sounds.)

So after that, I really had to take a shower, Even though I'm mad at him, I am going to see Jason tonight, and we had no shampoo. I looked around and finally found some in Question's old room. Yet he tore off the label and drew a question mark on it, the man is so weird.


Well I discovered he did something to it, I mean I got out of the shower and...

Gah! It's green! Okay green maybe my favorite color but come on! I'm already a Green Lantern, this is just too goofy! Darn it! This shampoo must have had something to do with Vic's hair changing under when he used that gas. My half alien body probably reacted to it strange. Man like having blue hair wasn't bad enough.

And I wish miss scars a lot Cassandra Cain would quit laughing at me. At least Steph isn't laughing just staring there like an idiot; well I can't see Jason like this. No choice I have to go super saiyan.

At least the chemical doesn't affect me in ss mode my hair is still as gold as ever.

It was strange but kind of cool when I met up with Jay; he wasn't in the dorky Red Robin costume thank goodness. Just normal clothes. I ask him about Ravager, and he rolls his eyes "Ugh! Don't ask. We didn't date if that's what you're asking like Tim never dated her."

My ring says he isn't lying I'm happy. Then I ask. “I’m glad you're not wearing a costume, but why?"

He laughs, well it would look a little strange going to a movie, and this is supposed to be a normal date right? And Anyway I dumped that useless thing, red Robin is no more. "

I squeal. “Are you going back to Red Hood?"

He shrugs. " Dunno. Not sure what I'll do I might just try being Jason Todd for a while. Hope you don't mind me without a costume for a while."

I brush his hair with my hand. “Silly. I like the guy that was under the hood, not the hood itself."

The movie was okay... and action flick ugh, like we don't get enough fighting in opur normal lives, though we both had a laugh when we saw the Iron Man preview. It’s so strange a guy we both know being played by someone else. A movie that's not Batman that is.

After that's over we get dinner, and a hotel room, and a spend a few hours of fun I accidentally destroy the room, stupid Pan, I never destroyed everything before when I ... never mind. I watched him sleep for about fifteen minutes. Then I decided it was time to do something I should have done already.

Later in Mew York Nightwing is swinging through the roof tops.

“Hey!" I yell.

He gets surprised and slips off his rope I put a green net under him but he twists in midair and flips, onto a rooftop. I clap “That was really good! You're agile for a full human."

"Thanks I think... What's up with your hair?"

Doha! I let my self turn back to normal, I'm so embarrassed. “Um that is the question?"

“Ah. Something to do with Vic, okay. You know you could have called a head." he sighs.

“Yeah, last time I did that you vanished and turned into an adorable little kid. So I thought I would just come to the big Apple and ask why you want to see me. “Though he probably just wants to ask for my older sister's number or something I think to my self.

I create a floating green easy chair that hovers above the building; well I wonder what Nightwing is going to say?