Supergirl: Inertia returns or does he?

I can't believe this I'm the responsible one here. You see when I joined Legacy several of Cousin Kal's loser enemies decided to team up and take on Legacy. Now the combined might of this team should take dorks like Terra Man, The Prankster, Live Wire, The Toyman and several others.

But noooo they are playing around with them. While I rescue any civilians in the way. I complain to Batgirl. " They could beat these morts anytime they want we have a saiyan, a czarnian, a saiyan Green Lantern, Ironman jr, a former Robin Me, And you MS Fighting Machine why haven't we put these idiots away yet?"

“Stress reliever."

“Wait what? You mean they're treating them like a predator play s with its prey? But that's nuts! "

“I’m making sure no normal person would be hurt she says before ducking a flying super villain that Vincent Punched there" “That hurt no more MR. Nice Guy!" The half saiyan yells before breaking the guy's teeth.



They take down the guys. Easily except for one thing I couldn't figure out. Spoiler was fighting with Live Wire.

She was dodging the electric chick's blasts. Taunting, “Can’t hit me! Hah ha ha!"

“Stay still you little bat slut!" Live Wire retorts.

“The Girl with the boob window in her costume calls me a Slut? Bwhahahahhahahahaha!"

I'm about to fly in and help her when Batgirl puts up her hand. “No.:

“What? Live Wire is gonna kill her!"" I rant.

"Watch." Cass, orders.

“Where are you girl? Come out so I can kill you!"

Steph jumps out behind a building shooting Live wire with a water gun which disrupts Live Wire's electric powers. After that Steph just knocked her out. “Your weakness is water, lame!" Steph yelped

“Way ta go team!" A voice congratulated. “Is there still room fer me?" We all looked over to non Zombie looking Inertia.

After the crooks were sent to jail we all went back to base, and after Vella, and Anthony did all kinds of tests on Inertia they said that it was indeed him.

Vella started laughing at her twin. “You said you saw a Zombie Thad. you’re going crazy Vince."

“I am not I saw him he had no skin on his face, and the bones were messed up!"

We all laughed, and Steph lamented that we didn't get to give a bachelorette party for Cass . The guys sort of wandered off. And I smiled at batgirl. '"So how do you like married life?"

" It’s Fine. It's not that different... Bruce is mad... and Vincent is confused. But I want to stay with him. "

" Yeah I notice you two stay in you room all the time."

" Yes.. We spar a lot." She says.

" And what do you do when you don't spar?" She just giggles in answer.

I knew you weren't just all business like Batman." I laugh but in the next second Anthony without his armor is tossed the corridor Heroslayer, with a bunch of nuts somehow got into the building.




Vella was fighting that wimpy saiyan girl that had tried to steal Vince from MS. Bats but she now had an orange ring And was being helped by some guy in what looked like Shredder Armor who wore a ring on each finger.

I hear Anthony mumble "How did the Mandarin get to this Universe?" Their combined powers were beating Vella. Vincent was getting beat up by the bizarro version of my cousin Kon, Match.

While Slobo Was trapped in the lasso of Fury my friend Wonder girl’s clone he was disintegrating, but his Lobo like healing ability was saving him. Cass was beating down Heroslayer until this blur knocked her off.

It caught Cass in a tornado like vortex until she passed out.
" Ha! All the super fightin' in the world won't help when ya ain't got no air in yer lungs"

It was Inertia in a yellow, and red suit. " You Glek nok!" I scream " These were your friends and you'd betray them?"

Inertia grins. " baby the Inertia that was friends wit' these dorks is in the ground I'm a clone Craydll created just in case the first Thaddeus Thawne died before succeeding his mission I got all his memories up until he went all wimpy. An' heroic. Since that sprokin' wimp ruined the name Inertia, ya can call me Kid Zoom sweet heart!"

"I'm about to call you a splatter on the wall!" I comment before I start feeling weak like my powers were being drained but it wasn't kryptonite it was something else.

I turn and see this Girl about my age but she's purple like the Parasite. Oh don't tell me there's a teenage girl version of the Parasite!

" Your powers are so tasty Supergirl or should I say Linda?" She knows my secret Id? Oh crap! Just like the other Parasite she gets your memories, and your powers. I pass out.

I wake up still weakened , and chained along with the rest of the team Heroslayer was tying up poor Steph. When Match said. " Hey don't hurt her too much!"

" I'm in charge here Match!" Heroslayer gripes. " But since the whole Kid Zoom Trojan Horse idea was your plan I'll let it slide this time."

This was Match's idea? When I get finished with him he won't look like anybody I'm related to.

Slayer turns on us " A bomb has been planted in this fancy little building of yours you will soon all die!"



" And when Stark is dead my association with you will be over Heroslayer.!" The Shredder/ Mandarin guy yells.

" No Mandarin remember out deal I help you kill your Universe's version of Tony Stark, and you help me kill the Teen Titans."

A grin pops up on Cass' face.. She whispers to the others " They aren't working well... as a team we can take um... advantage." Oh good she has a plan I hope she enacts it soon or we're toast.

Vella 100th post is someone back from the dead?

Ugh. This is what depressed feels like? I don't like it. Well you see jason lost his mind he dressed up like evil Batman.

then he shot Damian, and stabbed Tim Drake, Now i fight with my brothers all the time but I don't try to kill him. And Damien is eight I think. He's a little boy I don't care about killing enemies in battle saiyans are taught to do that even though I haven't I did think about it with Heroslayer.

That's not the point the point is he tried to kill his own family! Batman beat him, and put him in some kind of cell in the Bat cave, but I can't condone what he did. I can't even look at him much less date him.

So I've been depressed my friends decided to take me to movie to help me feel better. Too bad they took me to Dragon Ball Evolution. Uncle Goku was was well a wimp in that movie.

Though daddy liked that part. "They really have you down Kakarot!"
" Shut up Vegeta!" Uncle Goku growled. " At least I got my money for this. You weren't even it!"

" I must think whatever deity is responsible for that huge favor." Daddy jokes. Well the movie is awful and a waste of time.

So Pan somehow hears I'm not with Jason any more and started annoying me." I'm not attracted to you leave me alone!" I yell and Supergirl pops in between us.


" Is she bothering you Vella?" She asks.

Pan gets up in Kara's face " It's none of your business bottle blonde!"

Kara grabbed Pan up, and tossed her out of the building.

"Thanks" I smile.

" No problem." She waves before flying off to somewhere.

I decide to take a shower, and in there I'm crying. After I'm out and dressed I hear a voice saying. " Ya shouldn't cry sweet heart messes up yer pretty blue eyes."

The voice sounds all weird and raspy. Then think I recognize it. " Inertia?"

A cold clammy hand rubs my shoulder for a second then he's gone in a blur of black and silver.

So after I tell everyone about this, and all this strange gifts me. and Steph have been getting from someone claiming to be Inertia Cass decided to investigate.

We fly to the West City Cemetery there Batgirl gets Kara to X-ray Vision his grave." There is no body in there. looks like some kind of strange energy hit the corpse reanimated, it and he phased out of the grave with his Flash powers."

" Yay! Thad's back " I squeal.

" And still a pervert ." Spoiler gripes. " He watched you in the shower."

Kara interrupts some thing's off about this energy. like I've seen it before ... but haven't. Like a weird cross between the Antimonitor, and a Green Lantern...."

While she was talking Vince pulled me away. " Vel You've studied up on saiyan law can Grandma Tomae actually marry people?"

" Yes she's a former Saiyan queen... why?"

" Crap" He spits. " Mom's going to have a fit..."

" About what?" I ask.


" Well after the Boudakai was over Caulera whined to grandma that she should be my mate. She sicced Tomae on Cass and wouldn't let me help... which is why Cass is limping. Well Cass won the fight without weapons messing up hers hands and feet pretty good after that Grandma said "welcome to the family grandaughter By the the royal decree you are my grandson's mate. May you have strong children."

I giggle. " Congratulations Mr. Cain."

" Shut up Vella! Am I old enough for that to be legal?"

"We look seventeen so yeah. Wat does Cass think about it?"


She doesn't seem to care one way or the other she's just glad Caulera won't be in our lives anymore. Batman's going to kill me isn't he?"

"Yes Yes he is." I mock. Then everything goes all crazy. Hands start popping out of their graves.



They were just shambling zombies though easy to defeat. Weird thing is they were wearing all these rings that are like mine but black.

Kara used her vision powers on one of them. " Guys you may not want to get the welcome back banners for Inertia just yet these rings radiate the same energy that brought him back.

So he's a zombie? Man just when something good was happening it turns out to be bad.

Spoiler all alone.

So everyone has left to that tournament thingy. me? I don't want to watch people fight. I fight Super villains for a living. So I stayed here in West City thinking I'd be the only one to protect it. Well I was right problem is there's no freakin' crime.

The streets are deserted. Man everyone is watching this Martial Arts tournament. Well except this fat ugly naked dude who wore a domino mask , and robbed the closed up stores. He called himself “The Streak".

I caught the guy by walking I didn't even have to fight him he was out of breathe from running about two feet. Maybe he should call him self “the Wheeze “instead.

Any way I went back to Legacy HQ after about an hour I mean all I really did was get an evening workout from jumping on rooftops, And doing nothing. I would go to Gotham, But Batman is freaking out all the crooks with his return from the dead.

Also Mr. Wayne is quite the workaholic. Ever since he's been back its almost 27-7 Dark Knight. So I'd be bored there too, that and I don't want to see Tim Drake or I may KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.

You see he's pulling this crap saying " Oh Stephanie you shouldn’t be Spoiler if I see you in that costume again they'll be trouble blah blah."

You're the not boss of me Drake, and don't go around pulling that mini Batman crap. I threw away the flowers he gave me on Valentine's day because he thought he could Save me from being hero. Oh. and he tried to tell Cass to kick me off Team Legacy, and well Nightwing had to stop her from giving him a beating.

Timmy caught Cass on the um wrong time of the month there. At least that’s what I think anyway.

Oh and I threw away these other weird ones, You see, me , and Vella both got flowers, that’s not the weird part, We're both hot, no the weird part was the note said from Inertia. He's like dead.

I know I was too, and so was Superman, Batman, Green Lantern The Flash so on so on. But um Thaddeus Thawne's grave is undisturbed. I guess we should dig it up to see if he's still in it.

So any way I go into my room, and find jewelry with a note signed Inertia in his handwriting. This makes a cold chill go down my spine. I look in Vella's room, and yup she gets an emerald necklace.

Oh this is damn creepy. I do not want to b e alone in a big building when there;s a former super villain/former teammate’s ghost, or a zombie... or some weird creep with a sick sense of humor.

Okay back into the city. I got an idea. The registered Super team Force Inc likes to slander us Legacy guys, and gals. You see the Black Mask pretty much plastered my secret ID all over the news media when he killed me. So people know I’ve had a daughter.

They use that, and the fact that Vince, and Cass have fun time with each other, in the privacy of their own bedroom. Oh, and the fact Vella makes no secret she's with the Red Hood.

Plus the Fact Slobo Is related to Lobo, and Supergirl's mom is a nut bag. Well ya know what I decided to find out what kind of people Force INC are I turned on my invisibility cape. (Thank so much Ms. Dr. Briefs)

Ands sneak in their building man Legacy's is cooler. Any way this could have been a mistake. I mean They could just be doing something boring... they really could be the morally upright protectors of West City, and us teenagers are bad people they could be like you know reading the Bible together or something.

I a few minutes later I wish that was what they were doing. They were all having a wild party, taking drugs drinking massive amounts of alcohol, oh. And Ninja Witch this girl?

Was doing a strip tease , and making out with these two Hellgator

, and Lizard Boy

That made me throw up in mouth a bit, I mean a lot can be said about Cass dating Vince because he ain't exactly human, but at least he looks it.

And saiyans can reproduce with humans meaning we gotta be related. But making out with reptiles blech! So I take pictures of all this, and send them to the media. This gets people in an uproar, and the new director of SHILED oh I'm sorry I mean HAMMER The Green Goblin disbands Force INC, and sends them all to different teams.

So yay Steph! Legacy and the Veggie/Briefs Family only games in town again! And you other guys wanted to fight in some dumb tournament. Spoiler gets things done baby!

I go back to the big empty HQ But my little girl came back from preschool so it wasn't so scary, and watching the puppet shows on TV put the horrible images of girl on lizard action out of my poor head.

But still I think I’ll stay with mom until the rest of the team gets back the whole Thad thing is really freaking me out.

Batgirl: to the Bu.. Bou... um I can't um say that.

I was stupid, and because of it... I failed to protect Vincent. I tried to beat the Wonder Girl clone hand to hand and because of that Vincent got burned by Match.

Iron Boy was no help... I found him tied up naked in a closet...Sigh... Maybe I should have picked Wonder Boy instead. We beat the bad guys, but they got away, and they destroyed the movie studio they were attacking.

I wish Supergirl, Vella, or Slobo were there... but they were.. all gone ... on their own missions.

when we first started um dating... I was nearly killed by Heroslayer, and I was put in some weird chemical bath healing thing, and Vincent sat on the outside of it... waiting for me to heal... now it's my turn...

" Look at you you freak." A voice startles me. " You just stood by while the Prince was injured... some mate for a saiyan you'd end up being."

" Go away Celery." I say.

" My name is not Celery you retard it's Caulera." The saiyan grunts.

" Not retarded. Barbara says my ... um intelligence is above average. " I tell her.

" Hmph, then that means you humans aren't that bright then." She sneers.


" Go tell that to Bulma." I Grin.

" Let's leave the Queen out of this!" She shouts. " You should just know you're the Prince's practice girl.he'll throw you away when you get boring to him, and he realizes he can get himself a woman he doesn't have to worry about breaking."


I Shake my head. " Bulma, and Chi Chi haven't been broken.... You're just saying these things because I beat you in a fight."

The saiyan girl goes all red. " You beat me because of those gloves!"

" I beat you because you're a bad fighter." I shrug. " You suck."

"If the Prince loves you so much why hasn't he made you his mate?" She screams.

" Like married? I don't know. Maybe it's just.. good what we have now.But you don't love him... at all you want to be a princess. Not that that'd matter Vincent will never become King... Trunks will."

She grins evilly. "Trunks can be gotten rid of."

I feel like punching her Trunks has always been nice to me... a bit goofy, but nice. But instead I smile. " Not with the way you fight. Go... and find your own boy ... and leave mine alone."

"I won't leave him alone until there is a ring on your finger!" She growls. then flies off.

Some time later Vincent wakes up, and I tell him what happened. "

he shrugs. " I guess I could have her punished or something but let's worry about that later today is the Boudakai, and we need to defend or tag championship."

I watched the other fights... I was sad that we didn't get to fight until the last round.. since I enjoy watching Vincent move. I went and got a hot dog... and didn't see who we were going to fight.

When I came back and saw who we were... facing I spit out what was left of the Hot dog.

My only thought was " Oh @$#%^"

Slo-bo: why me?

Well I'm back with this group, and when we ain't got somethin' ta fight I'm bored as fraggin' Hell. I have to listen to a conversation Between ironlad and Vincent over whether or not Spoiler, and Batgirl are lesbians are not.

" They spend most of their time together Vince I'm telling you , you're the fake boyfriend."

" Bah! She doesn't have the concept of fake boyfriend.that and she doesn't look at women that way." The half saiyan responds.

" How do you know?" Ironlad smirks. ' Can you read her mind or something?"

Vincent smirks back " Exactly."

An hour later I see Spoiler chase around Vella with an octopus in her hand. Which was actually pretty dumb since the next second Spoiler was dodging blasts and green angry looking things.

I walk around being bored when I see some saiyan chick arguin' with Vincent " You've dallied with freakish human for a year, and still you have not made her your princess."

" What I do with with Cassandra is my own business, you are a low class warrior Caulera you have no right to question a prince. I have to train for the Boudakai get out of my face now and I won't tell my father of this!"

" Hmmm I think despite your protests you are not as in love with the bat freak as you think you are."

Man it's a fraggin' soap opera around here.

Luckily after a while everyone else left and I was in the base alone. Thought I could relax from all the stupidness but no apparently not. Cassandra's sister Broke in to the place and was rantin'.

First I thought it was her brother she kinda looks like a guy, that and well i thought Cass didn't see her biological family as her real family since calls Robin "brother".


Yeah well ' Marque ' Another reason I thought she was a guy it kinda sounds like "Mark".Any way she was blabbin' about ho she was gonna kill Cassandra, and anybody that got in her way. Yeah good idea goin' where a bunch of teens have super powers, ta go , and kill their friend fraggin' brilliant.

Feetal's Gizz she was annoyin' too. AShe muttered about killin' wand started Frggin' cuttin herslf while listening ta whiny music, the Lobo side of me wanted ta kill her.

Problem with that is Batgirl has a " no kill" policy. it was then I noticed she was sittin' by a Phantom Zone Projector that vella, and Anthony were tinkering with this morning.

I push the button , and send her to play with that nut that always wants you to kneel before him. She couldn't slash that guy with her knives and grunted " i can't kill any one here but I can still cut myself! the knife passed right through her.

" Nooooo!" She scrams heh Well llooks like this family reunion ain't happenin'

Vince: Legacy returns

Well Cass has decided after Mourning Bats for a while to get back to leading. I had a great idea to decide who'll be on the team “How about we all go out Fight and captire some super villains, and whoever gets the biggest bad guys are in.

Of course Cass says "no".

"Yeah only power houses would get in." Steph groans.

“You’re both in." Cass interrupts. “Now quit fighting."

“We’re not fighting." Steph smiles and lemme guess why Vincent's in hmmm."

“Yeah Spoiler like the only reason you're in is because you are dating her older brother." I smirk. And like saying his name summons him he appears on the big computer screen.

AAAH! Giant ominous Tim Drake head of doom! “Cass why are you you recruiting the same day the Titans are trying to rebuild the ranks?"

Batgirl sighs. “Not recruiting cutting ... down."

“Yes but one of those is Supergirl we can use her." Tim argues.

“You have Conner...." Cass comments.

“Yeah but he just keeps doing a vanishing act lately. Look are you going to have Kara on your team or not?"

“Yes she is!" I hear Kara yell "Wahoo!" Damn this is gonna suck. Me. Cass, and Kara all on the same team ugh.

Robin sighs. "Damn it Cass! I can't believe..."

“Tim you um...Need to um ..."

" What is Cass?" Robin asks.

“Get laid... too stressed." We're all surprised she said that.

Then Steph shouts “I volunteer!"

Robin shakes his head. " Mumbles " They're as bad as Conner." Then the screen goes black.

Cass shrugs and “Where’s X-23?"

“No one's seen her since the vampire fight." Steph gives a worried look.

“Then she's not on the team... though she's already on two... like father.. like daughter."

“How about Jason?"

“No!" We me, and Spoiler both shout.

The Red Hood was apparently spying on us.
" Don't all fall over yourselves with grief about me there hair gel lad, and lamest Robin ever."

"Talking about yourself there Todd?" Stephanie is about to get in his face, but thinks better of it.

" Please I know I rock unlike you miss ‘oh I must destroy half of Gotham to show I love Tim,' Bimbo." his eyes move over to Cassie. “Don’t worry sis I only got into this team thing because Vella promised to do some stuff I've been asking her for. Now that ya got enough members I'm going back to Gotham."

" That brings us to Vella." Cass States.

Steph grunts. " Man what power does Supergirl have that these two twins don't"

“Freeze breathe, x-ray vision... Super Hypnotism." Cass starts off on the list.

“Okay I like Vel, I really do but what does she have that Vince doesn't?"

Cass points at her middle finger. For a second I thought she was flipping the bird until she says “ring."


“Okay you win." Spoiler goes. Then Cass surprises us.

“I... Don't want to lead... an army two more spots open."

“But there are three more applicants." I say.


“One of them will have to go home." She asks Slobo to come in.

" Do you want back in on the team?"

" Well when the whole Cosmic Cube mess started Question called me a fraggin coward or leavin' even though it was ta protect you guys from Lobo ya know what why not I got nothin' better to do. Sure why not?"

She called Iron Lad in but he never showed up she called again. He didn't come again.

" Looks like Wonder Boy will get it. "

Oh Hell no. not Wonder boy. “I’ll go get Anthony." I state.

Man there is no way I wan tto be on a team with anyone associated with Wonderman. That, and Wonder boy didn't seem to do anything in that fight with the vamps.

And On the way to Anthony's room I end up meeting with Wonder Boy.

“Hey man! Am I in or what?"

“I hope not." I tell him straight. “Why do you want on any way?"

He smiles. " Supergirl has nice legs. Maybe if I beat you up I get on the team?"

He then tries to a punch which I block I turn SS4 and lay into him with my strongest punch. I was shocked that not only did I smack him through the wall but I KO him as well and my knuckles barely stung.

Man the beatings I took from Alucard , and Goten have made me much stronger than I was before. I smirk for a little bit as I hear Wonder Doofus crash outside.

After this i find Anthony sulking in his room with about a dozen used beer cans. “Hey dude ya got to sober up you're up to be interviewed." I yell.

“What’s the use? I failed as a leader. “He drunkenly slurs. "

"So? It's not like Iron Man is all that perfect. In fact he usually runs to a bottle. You can show you're better than him by manning up, and confront you're mistakes.

“You’re right! He declares About five seconds before he passes out. Sigh.

I went back to Cass. “Um he’s sick but he wanted the spot so um yeah just put Ironlad in."

She looks at me I know she's reading me she knows I'm hiding something but she sighs an says " Ironlad's in, just tell Wonder Boy he’s out. "

At that moment Trunks screams from down the hall " Which one of you brats punched some dorky kid into my 'Vette?"

Dammit I must have punched him next door to Capsule Corp I'd better hide until Trunks cools off.

Current roster.

Spoiler: Back in the saddle again.

The last few weeks I’ve been a responsible, mother, and student and all that good stuff. Man was it boring. Well except for all the chaos caused by Batman vanishing.

But anyway yeah I jumped at the chance to get back on the team when Batghoul asked me. Now I get the chance to plat around with the invisibility belt that Bulma gave me.

I better not be getting radiation from this thing. I'll sue if Gwen ends up with mutated little brothers, and sisters. You know what? I'm glad I’m invisible though. Because when I first got into this battle some creepy old vampire dude was undressing me with his eyes.

I was kind of glad when Vincent jumped him for doing the same thing to batgirl but now the kid is in a serious fight. Even at SS4 this "Alcurad” is able to kick him around.

Slobo blasts a bunch of vamps on his cycle, while Cass kicks Red Hood's scrawny ass. Super girl fights with this Sinesrto Corps thing called Cooler. Meanwhile I free Vella who grabs this weird robot, and charges her ring from his head.

“Uh what?" I was about to ask.

“Manhunter” She grins before tearing off its head and using it to suck the energy out of Cooler's ring.

“Okay now Cooler I'll be a little fairer to you than you were to me I won't use my ring just my Supersaiyan abilities.

" I'm not sure what she meant by "fair' She beat him down in like three seconds, and bent his arms in ways I’m sure they aren't meant to bend.

I freed Anthony but couldn't see any sign of Wonder boy or X-23. I was gonna look for them but Anthony was whining “I screwed this up. II didn't come in with any plan I killed us all."

“Hey look you're talking to a girl who started a gang war, and got herself killed “I respond.” Compared to that you just made a teeny mistake. “Now get your armor fixed and... ulp!' he grabbed on to me and sobbed this is awkward became even more so when he groped me sigh no matter what dimension he's from Tony Stark is still Tony Stark.

So After I deck him I turn on the invisibility belt again, and slay vampires with stakes it looked like the fight went easily after that.

Vella used her ring to get rid of whatever was controlling Jason... Any Vamp I didn't dust Supergirl, and Slobo evaporated then with weapons or super powers.

All except for the last one Alucard. He had Vincent pinned and was going for his neck “So boy any last words?"

"Just one KA ME HA MA HA!!!!" then Vampire stalker boy was hit right in the face with a big glowy anime like blast in the face that sent him up into the air and was blew him away with seizure inducing strobing.



Vincent was laughing “After this beat down I'm gonna get much stronger."

“I’m telling dad you used the Kamehameha wave!" Vella smirks.

“What? You wouldn't would you? Please Vella don't!"

“Okay do my chores for this week, and I’ll think about it."

“Not to interrupt the sibling rivalry but yeah I'm gonna." I pipe in. "But um who's on this team and whose not?"

Well Cass went into thinking mode, and said she’ll tell us soon enough I hate cliff hangers.