Thursday, August 30, 2007

Vincent Vegeta Briefs: Protecting the future.

I guess I have to finally tell why I have a problem with HS. He's evil. Along with the Teen Titans. You see sometime in the future he's gonna join them. Then After a another Crisis all the superheroes like Supes and the others are going to die and the Titans will rule the world.

When Inertia told me all this mess I just thought he was just trying to get us to fight the Titans because of his hatred of Bart. But then he used his speed powers to take me into too the future where I saw this.



What's Legacy had broken up before then and we weren't there to fight the Titans, and I had to watch intangible as Because Inertia was vibrating us so no one could see us ( Though I think Future Bart knew something was up. ) They murdered Cassandra. Robin Who was then Batman in the future he did looked somewhat sad about it, and said he would take care of his goddaughter My future Daughter.

Weird thing is I saw my sister Vella dressed like a Green Lantern for some reason pick up Cass' body after the killers left. We left the future, as Legacy gets back together. To fight the Titans with me leading.


" Sowhatdoyouwanttodoaboutthis?" Inertia Speed talks.


" We stop them before they become those dictators. I'll take HS, You take Bart. He liked that a little too much.

" So Vince should we tell the rest of the team?"

" No. the Question would just come up with some reason why we should give them all the benefit of the doubt. Ok Who do we know for sure will turn bad?"


" Ravager, will stay on the side of good, Miss Martian, HS, Wonder Girl Kon-El Robin, and Kid Flash will all go bad. Kinda weird that me the future Reverse Flash will be the good guy huh? "

" Yeah. OK We start with HS, Conner, but we have to act crazy. I'll pretend to hate Vampirella and stuff to get HS to reveal his true nature. and I'll beat the Hell out of him to warn him away from turning evil, But first Conner. That son of bitch needs a beating any way for deflowering my girl."

Nightwing had sent me some kryptonite. So though My dad will think this dishonorable I gotta take him down quick. Let's see pink, I don't know what does, Blue well if I run into Bizarro, Gold, Don't know what that does. Ah Green.

I found Kon in a wrestling match at the Metro stadium holding up a gold belt. Ok. If I'm going to confront this future half Kryptonian Despot, Then I might as well do it in style. Let all the normals think it's a wrestling storyline.

So I hack into the sound system, And put up some music. " Behold the prince! The prince of saiyans! Bow down to Bow down to the Prince!"


Kon Looks confused. Good I've caught him completely by surprise. Now I'm going to hurt him.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Batgirl: I fight myself.

I guess I have to use this gadget.. That Bulma gave me to type... I don't.. know for sure that's the words it's putting up on the screen.. are the ones I'm saying.... I'll get Stephanie to tell me. Mayne..I should have gotten her to type this for me.


Vincent.. made me embarrassed that he's my boy.. the way.. he's treating that red boy.. with the horns .. Nightwing calls him " Kid Devil" But his name ...seems to be two letters.

I talked to him today...I saw him outside where Vincent lives. I came up to talk to him. I guess He's never seen .. me without my mask..

" Hey are you wearing that trench coat because you naked under there, and are going to flash me ? because that would be awesome."

Flash ... him? The Flash isn't here. And what does he have to do with my coat, and nakedness? Is.. that all boys think about?

" No... You and my.. Boy Are having trouble." I um tell him.

" Your what? Who are you?"

" Cass." I say.

" Batgirl? " he asks. I nod. " Aw man! Vincent gets another hottie I was hoping you were like really ugly under the mask."


I um ignore that. " He's actually a good person... I think the other saiyans have been uh fulling... his head with stuff. "

" You mean filling, and probably."

" I'll talk to him... get him to stop . " I um reassure is that the word? I think so.

" Hey while your at it can you get Batman to leave my mom alone?"

I give him a look. " Batman says he isn't obsessed with your mom."

" I've seen him. Believe me he's after my mom. " His body language tells me he's not lying. Problem is when Bruce says he isn't his body language says he isn't lying either. It makes no sense.

I left without saying anything more. I tried talking to Vincent about how he's being mean but he didn't want to talk about it. he finally said. " He's a pretender Cass. He acts like he's a relative of mine when he's really a monster. That and his vampire mother of his she's as much a monster as he is."

I'm Trying top ... um get where he's coming from.. I don't. " Vincent... If it's because he's adopted... it shouldn't bother you.. I am too. Batman took me in .. when my real dad. Tried to teach me to be a killer, and a tool for Ra's Al Ghul."


" Bah! Bats uses you as a weapon!" He shouts.

No.. I wanted to fight alongside him.. he tried to get me to quit before...He cares about me.. He's just a little too... um protective. Even if he didn't Robin, Nightwing, and Oracle do."


" Look Cass. I'm not accepting any devil thing as my family. In fact if I had my way I'd beat him out of my life."

I tried to .. um calm him down like Steph had told me he would like but he just left before I can do anything.

The rest of the night I patrolled until I met a girl who looked just like me and around her she had some ....member of the League of Assassins. " Hello little fake. Ready to die?"


I wondered if this girl was my .. sister. I know that my Dad had a lot... of kids... when I was on Deathstroke's drug, I was a little jealous, but I still stopped my self from killing.. but now in my right mind. I don't care...Dick, Tim, and Babs are better brothers, and sister any way.

The girl that looked like me jumped me I knocked her off and into a window. I followed.. her. and the Assassins all followed we began fighting. She was bad, I doubt she was trained.. by our dad. Then.. I noticed something.

Vincent was watching us fight. through a window. He must have came... looking for me.



he had a weird look on his face, when I tried to .. um see what it meant the girl.. punched me. I knock her out in a second. The league members start chanting "One who is all lead us."

" No." I answer. Before I leave, this woman stops me. With a kid.




" You have no choice in the matter Cassandra, Your father made you to be leader of the League, and Property to the Al Ghuls. I am Talia Al Ghul your owner. She then shoots the other girl who turns into a green... thing.


Before Anyone sees says anything else Vincent smashes his way in. " She's not anyone's property Bitch! "


Talia smiles. " Ah the little saiyan, don't worry you can join the League and stay with her, but if you stand in our way we'll kill you!"

then Smoke fills the room, and the Question comes out of it. " Is this a private party or can anyone join?"


" What where did you come from?" The boy shouts.

I had Vince's sister find him for a training run, but we found all you here, oh and I didn't come alone."


The rest of the team shows up , and Talia spits.... " Fine you win for now, but I will retrieve my property, me or my Father." But her father.. is dead.. Or maybe he's .. not I'd better tell Batman.

Vic Stared at the green thing. " Oh Damn! A skrull. "


"Squirrel?" Steph looks ... confused.


" No Skrull as in evil shape shifting aliens. I Found one working for Black Plague when we fought his mob. This is some kind of strange invasion plot, I don't get how it all comes together. But I will soon."


Looks like Vic, has found a mystery.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Vincent: Breaking up is hard to do.

After the whole crap with Tony Stark And some SHIELD agents. Cass called a meeting. During which. Gohan told us Question beat the Sentry. How the hell did that happen?

Gohan saw my look of disbelief. " Yeah I know it wasn't a physical beating. He just talked to him, and Sentry went into the fetal position."


I could see a smirk under Vic's mask. " Robert Reynolds is a well known agoraphobic. I just told him about the dangers of being outside."


" But he's invulnerable." I look at him is not taking this seriously.

" Tell his phobia that." Question grabs a danish yeah I'd like to see him eat it with his mask on.


Cass Starts " um... Guys what do you think about um registering with SHIELD? "


We all stared at her. Steph speaks up first . "No way! No way Am I hunting down superheroes and locking them up in the Negative Zone!"



Me and my brother have diplomatic immunity !" Vella pipes up. " So no."

Inertia shrugs. "I'm a bad guy from the future they'd just pump me full of nanites , and use me as a slave. "

Ironboy Just shook his head. " I don't know."

Question stands up and says. " No. I won't teach any registered heroes, I have so much evidence on Tony Stark's wrong doing it's almost ridiculous. He's arrogant and wants to lead the world's heroes. Him and his Illuminati. He won't let anyone who disagrees with him stand in his way."


Saiyaman just states. "I spent time in jail so I wouldn't have to register."

I laugh. " Hmph! Someone should kill Stark."

Cass stares at me . " We have to talk."

She makes me go outside. " What's up?"

" Why did you break that boy's arms?" She asks.


" He hit on you. " I shout.

Not a reason. Jason Todd told me..."


" Wait!" I interrupt." Todd The Baby threatener. Screw him and what ever he has to say."


" He said you'd grow up like him." She finishes.

" Whaaaat? He's a fricking idiot!" I protest.

" Vincent.. You hurt an innocent boy, and you did kill when my Dad tested you that time, I'm afraid... you could again.. unless you decide not to. I can help you. "


" You Know forget this Cass! The dude disrespected me! As for killing my dad does it all the time!"

For the first time ever she shouts at me. "Your not your father! You don't have to act like him!"

" Cass , I'm half saiyan we're naturally violent." I explain.

" But you can channel that I've seen you do it, I've seen the others do it!"

I get mad. " Your just trying to change me!"

" No! I love you. But you can't act the way you have .. been! Your starting to scare people!

I smirk. " Good."


" Vincent... If you act like this we can't stay together."

" Fine!" I shout.

I fly off, And try not to listen to her.

later on in the night Vella tries to tell me I made a big mistake. " Shut up!"

" Seriously. Who else would put up with you?" She jokes.

I throw a shoe at her. Which she doges and she starts beating me with a pillow. Then Mom Comes " Vella go to your room! Your Father is trying to rest after his fight with the metal creature! You two go to bed!"



After the annoying twin goes away. I finally fall into a fitful sleep. I dream this.


I wake up screaming, and Dad yells " Shut up girl!" Damn he must have thought it was Vella. Stupid cracking voice.

Robin though? that makes no sense as far as I know Cass has no attraction to him, and besides that there's the whole Steph thing. But If I'm not with her, someone else will try to take my place. Some X-kid, Green Arrow Connor, hell I wouldn't put it past Green Arrow Oliver either, or the bus boy our worst yet Conner Kent!

That and well now that I'm calm I understand I've been a jackass. It's not like the amazing bus boy can compare to me. That And I haven't killed anyone since that first guy, and probably won't again, unless my life depends on it.

So I fly back to the house team house. I find Cass Crying with Gwen Asking " Why tow cwying Aunt Cawss?"

" Hey Squirt could you let us talk a second?" I ask.

" I'm nowt a swirt!" She shrieks. Arrgh! Why can't Stephanie get her brat? Why the hell is the kid up this late any way? I find spoiler, and give the kid to her, then I go to talk to Cass We start up fighting the whole night, then we end up on a pretty good compromise, I don't fight, or attack someone unless they're a bad guy, I can live with that, I can stay on the team and as her boyfriend . Cool.

She says to follow into that cave in a few minutes and when I do....

And I was going to give this up for pride? Even though she's laughing at some reality show on the TV she has in there. What am I stupid? ( Don't tell Dad I swallowed my pride.)

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Vella: I've got a lot to do

Boys are weird. for some reason Inertia keeps buying me lollipops, and Popsicles ans then he stares at me weird. When I bite he whences . I don't know what's wrong with him.

And Anthony though he's nice, He keeps staring at my chest, And for some reason my tail. Though he's probably never seen a tail on girl before, you'd think he'd seen breasts before.

I kind of like this team thing, I got into some fights and that's really fun. Maybe it's a good thing I grew up so quick you know? So I wouldn't have been like small and Mom would force me to stay out of the battles. I'm half saiyan It's just I can't help it


But the teammates I mean Spoiler made me cry. I was eating some waffles,with whipped cream, and she stares. " Vella you eat that much all the time, and you never gain weight. Sometimes I hate you." Then she laughs.

She was laughing at me. I mean I can't help it that I'm always so hungry. Mom said it's because saiyans burn up so much power that we constantly eat. But what Spoiler said to me, well it hurt a lot. I ran out of their crying.

I've never been anything but nice to her. What did I do to deserve her being mean to me? I flew around the city a bit. And I saw this ugly guy messing up the city. ti heard people say he was called the abomination or something. Good maybe a fight will help me clear my head though his power level is double mine.

I appear in front of him. " Why are you tearing up the city?"


"The Hulk hasn't been seen in a while!" He shouts. " Not since the saiyan War.. They say he's dead! That means I'm the strongest one there is! No one can stop me no one!"

he swings at me, but just hits an after image. I'm no where near as strong as he is, but I'm a lot faster. I keep thinking what a beating this guy would take from my dad or my older brothers or my sister, or Mr. Goku. or Goten. I trans from into a super saiyan and think i might as well do the best I can I speed around him kicking and punching.


At first he shrugs them off. After a while I think they start to sting. " Your one of those saiyans ain't ya? Your not the the one I wanted to fight. It was that short king, or that goofy one. Not a dye job bimbo!"


" Hey! My hair is naturally blue!" I scream. " And I'd like to see you build a computer one time moron!" I hit him with a ki blast. It hurts him but also gets him mad lucky for me he doesn't have that madder he gets stronger he gets thing the Hulk has.

He leaps and I fly out of the way. I slam into him hard with an attack I've been working on I gather all my power, and and slam into the energy explodes around him. I land and the stupid heels that Bra mkes me wear break and I trip, and i get slammed in the face for ti he keeps jumping up and down.

" That blonde hair trick didn't help you did it kid? " he laughs.

I grin. " You ugly lizard. Your just making me stronger.So go head beat me up After I heal up, I'll be tougher a lot tougher.

I see Stars for a second but another shot wakes me up. he swings like a brawler, I duck it and kick him in the knee, he hobbles a bit and mt elbow goes into his nose.

"I'm the Abomination! I won't be beaten by a little girl! " He raves!

I smirk . " Bow to the Princess of Saiyans!" OK that may be Bra's title but it's probably mine too." Final Shine!"


The blast knocked him into a gas truck. Making a huge boom. He crawled after me. I blast him again and again until he stays down. My everything hurts. When this weird lady comes clapping. " Good work little girl. our devices clocked you at class 25 while Abomination is a class 100."

"Yeah but he's dumb. " I cough. I look in the compartment in my armor. Yes! I have a senzu bean! Awesome! As I fumble with the bean, the woman talks about how great a fighter I am.

" Who are you lady?" I ask.

" Call me Roulette." She smiles. " Abomination was trying to lure your father out to fight You see I'm a promoter of m eta human fights, and I pay my fighters very well. Emil was going to beat Vegeta as a tryout. Seems he's not around."

Does everyone know Vegeta's my Dad? " He's busy. He rules a whole mess of people." I shrug. I finally get the bean in my mouth and feel my insides fix themselves after i swallow it, Tat and I feel strong I mean really strong.

I turn super saiyan, and then I change again Cool Super Saiyan 2!!! I'm as strong as Vincent now! the Roulette girl does something with her glasses. and smiles again. " Class 50. " She gives me a card with a number on it.

" Um I don't like girls ma'am." I Mumble turning back to my normal form.

She laughs. " No I wanted you to consider being a Meta Brawler.You can have one on one fights in cage matches. and I'll pay you handsomely if you win."


" Ok I'll think about it." I fly off I gotta tell somebody I made it to Super saiyan 2 The whole Meta whatever thingie. i haven't got enough time for that with the team thing training with dad, and school coming soon . Nice to be asked though. But Dad was talking to some ugly rocky metal monster.he just patted me on the head, and told me to "Run along child."

Mom was busy on some project, and wouldn't let me help. You blow up one lab sheesh! So I went to tell Vincent. Who's at the team house. And he's making out with Cass. I walk out of the room.

Cass must have spotted me. She followed me. " I'm sorry.. You want to talk to him."


" Nah. That's cool." I tell her.

Stares at me uncomfortably. "You know I love your twin." AWWW. that's so cute.

" Does he love you?" I ask.


She gets this look like she's daydreaming. " He hasn't said it with words... but his body lanaguge tells me He does."


I grin. " Cool. Cassandra Briefs."

She glares. " No. Don't want that ... name. "

" OK. It's not that bad a last name though unless your first is Trunks, Or Bra. " i shrug.

" Vella..." She Says. " I told you I'd train you and Vincent, He's almost learned all I can teach him.. I can teach you soon."

" Sweet!" I Sqeal. Though dad teaches me probably need to learn as much as possible.

So I'm happy until I run into Spoiler. " Hey Princess, Why are you so mad? "

" You said you hated me." i Accuse.

She shakes her head. " I didn't mean I really hated you. it was a joke , Just that you know I have to diet, and you can eat whatever you want I was just joking though I am a bit jealous. Hey are Batghoul, and the Prince still at it? "

" Yeah."


" Dang! I was wanting to get him to pick up Gwen From Batman's place."

" Why couldn't you ask me? "

She looks at me. " Because I thought you were mad , but if you want to pick her I won't mind , hey I'm sorry if I made you cry."

" i grab her and hug her. " Thank you."

She starts wheezing. "Can't breathe. Crushing ribs."

" Oops sorry." I grin. Then Someone who I thought was Anthony walks in the door that thought went out the window when I heard his voice through the armor. That wasn't Iron Boy It was Iron Man!

" Ok Where's the kid in my armor?" I wondered how he knew where we were until Mirai, and Goten walk in behind Tony Stark. I can't believe it my brother, and brother in law told Iron Man where we hangout!! Jerks!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Ironboy: Fighting a superman.

It's been strange. Last thing I know I'm sacrificing myself to destroy Onslaught. Then I wake up with all these guys and girls my own age. I watch TV And I see myself as a 30 something, and I... I mean he is a total dick!

Then again why should I be surprised? This is the same man who put us through that Crossing crap. I haven't even tried to contact the Avengers, because well They are all his running buddies, and that other team wouldn't trust because I'm pretty much Tony Stark.


Now there's a blonde kid of about two or so. Just kind of running around. Spoiler's daughter I think. Too bad. Steph's kinda cute. Oh well. That Asian girl Who lives in a cave for some reason, comes up here to play with kid, and to watch after her when Spoiler's gone.


I thought that she was just came into the country at first because of he way she talks. But it turns out she was just raised weird.Also you can't hide anything from her. Like yesterday morning I checked her out when she was in this pajama thing and she turns and says. "No."

" What?"

" What you want I don't ."

" Um ok. But it's not like your going to stay with the alien kid your whole life."

She gives me this weird look. " You really are... Stark. Why can't I stay with him? He .. understands me. "


" But your young and you no what? Don't worry about it."

I still wonder about the cave thing, does she actually like living down there?


probably a good thing she didn't mention it to her alien boyfriend. He'd probably tear my head off. It still weirds me out that he, and the hot blur haired girl are Bulma's kids, and she has older ones. Then again this isn't my timeline.

Also why does the fast boy keep offering me whiskey?

I was testing out the new armor getting some of the kinks out, when The house I've been crashing at blows up I fly there, and see this guy fly off with Spoiler, he was dressd in gold , and black, and kind of reminded me of Superman.

he left coordinates of where to find him. so I called everyone else. Luckily it seems the kid was in Gotham for some reason. And Batgirl, wasn't in her cave.So the whole team goes to the coordinates sans Spoiler, who we're wanting to save.


The superman dude. ( who calls himself Black Zero. )

" Hello children. It's been a while." I've never seen this weirdo in my life . " I have a theory I need testing so the rest of you kids can just leave, but Batgirl, and Prince Vincent can stay."


" Where's Spoiler?" Batgirl demands.

" Oh she'll be safe." Zero leers. " But you have to die in her place Cassandra either you or Vincent. "

"Screw You Conner!" Vincent yells. I look at him in shock though as does Batgirl, Vella and Inertia kind of nod.

" Yeah but this guy Kon-El isn't supposed to turn to Black Zero for another ten years." Inertia shakes his head.

" yeah well Thad." Vela starts " This isn't our Conner, Probably the one you were talking about isn't either. His Ki is the same. But there's a small difference like a clone or someone from another universe. "

" I am from the future of this Universe!" Zero shouts. " I am Kon-El and your deaths!"

" Vella looks at him and stats thinking . " No. No your not. You are so totally a different person. Just by a small amount."

" Enough of you lies! I must kill either Cassandra Cain, or Vincent Briefs or both That way their children will not defeat me in the future!"

Vincent punched him in the face. He grabs the half alien's throat. And starts squeezing. Batgirl tosses a green batarng that starts hurting the weirdo. While Inertia runs away.

I Start zapping the loser With repulsors while he's recovering from the Krytoniarang. He pulls it out of his shoulder and tosses it away. I power up am weapon. Getting ready to take him down.

After he throws the K -arang away. He starts pounding his fists on Vincent. Vella knocks him off, but is greeted with Heatvison I fly into him at full speed. My punches seem to annoy him. he grabs me by the arm. " Seriously what did you think you were gonna do Iron man rip off?"


I check the armor's computer. The weapon is ready. My chest laser was changing it's frequency to to Krypotnite and I blast him in the face. " I was going to do this!" I yell.

While he's on the knees Batgirl commands " Vincent Vella Now!"

The twins go into this pose " Double Final Flash!" The blasts mess up my on board sensors. when they reboot I see nothing but smoke. When it clears I see Black zero hurt but not defeated before I can zap him with more Kryptonite he just points at me and my armor falls apart.


He freezes Vella with his breathe, and starts trying to boil Vincent with his vision powers. then all the sudden a green blur slams into him " HEY PUNK ASS ! " Inertia shouts " Didja know the closer something gets to the speed of light the more mass it picks up? "



So he didn't run away he was accelerating. Again, again he runs away and comes back faster hitting Zero harder. He kept doing it over and over unil something weird happened he stated baling about the "Speed Force" , and how it was calling to him.

While he tried to slow down Black Zero blasts him with TK yelling "Touch down!"


All the sudden Spoiler pos up " Sorry I'm late guys and gals. I had to get dropped off by the real Kon-El." She tosses this thing at Zero that starts blasting out all the sonics, Vincent ,Vella, and Black Zero were the worst affected.

Though it hut all of us. Steph grunts holding her ears. " I think Bulma needs to give us earplugs for those things.


Zero recovers way too soon for everyone's tastes. he picks up Vincent. " Say good night sweet prince. "

Batgirl jumps at him wearing these weird gloves . Zero doges, and lifts her up by the arms. " Well I guess the two of you can die together. Just like an old romantic tragedy."

Damn it! And the rest of us are too messed up to much about it Black Zero.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Vince : People keep interuppting us!

I convinced the rest of the team to let me and Cass have the House to ourselves. The Question luckily had some investigation thing. To Do. Because I'm not sure I could actually get him out of the house normally.

I mean yeah I could physically. but then he'd be wandering around the hose and breaking in and singing pop music. Not exactly a good setting for the "mood". Man I hate this that dad is sending me and Vella to Xavier's school. I dunno how much I'll actually be seeing of my girlfriend when we're not fighting some menace or something.

Then when we where getting somewhere Batman shows up yells at us both, tries to hit me, shouts at Cass. They fight for a few minutes and I mean she tries to punch or kick him and he blocks for about five minutes.


" Finally Bats shoots us both with this weird a miniature version of Mom's Skrull transforming device. "Hnh." He he states when neither one of us transforms. Then he glares at me. "Tell Gohan and Question I want to talk to them when they return. "


So after the jerk leaves. Cass just kind of stares like she's shell shocked. I start to leave to go back home.She grabs me. " No Don't leave... He can't tell me what to do anymore... I'm not in his city.. and he can't get used to that."

Finally after she calms down. We start kissing a there's a knock on the door we ignore it as we strip but then Robin and some white haired girl with an eye patch freaking break in. Cassandra gets her shirt back on quickly.

Me on the other hand am not amused.


Robin gives us this strange look. That I can't really read. I bet Cass can but I'm too pissed to care. " What the when people don't answer you break in ?"

Eye patch girl was laughing I could smell alcohol on her breathe. " Looks like Bat Bitch is human after all!"


" What did you call her?" I growl.

" Vincent. Calm down. We only want to know where Inertia is. " Robin says.

" I don't know, and I don't care. Go away. "

Eye patch girl gets all pissy. " If your hiding him I'll rip your eyes out !" She puts a sword in my face I break it with a my pinkie finger.

" I doubt it. Your power level is pathetic. " I state the truth and she cusses me out. " Who are you exactly?" I ask in between listening to her meaningless threats.

" Some girl I beat." Cass shrugs.

" Hey we're even I was drugged when you beat me !" White Hair protests.

" Deathstroke is a threat to me ... your not. " Cass smiles for a second. " Now go away... Thaddeus is not here." She turns her back on Eye patch girl and walks As if inviting her to attack. Tim Stops her. from actually doing so.

" Thanks for showing us your team's version of Wolverine Robin. That was funny. but you see we had plans tonight. So If you'd leave... '

She punches me and nearly breaks her hand on my jaw. " That was rather useless. " I laugh. " And unlike your team's resident power house, green rocks don't do a thing to me."

" Well then we'll just sic Wondergirl on you, she's stronger than Kon." She grins.

" I take it you can't read power levels." I smirk.


" What's that supposed to mean?" She looks confused.

" Well. Let's just say That clone idiot has been taught by his father to constantly hold back. My father taught me to go all out. Siccing anybody on me especially someone who's only half as powerful as I am would be a mistake. "

Tim gets between us, " We're not here to fight! We just want an apology for something Inertia did to Rose."

I couldn't help but laugh at that. " Yeah good luck with that Robin. He'd just laugh in your faces, and something worse to you, I think you should let it go 'Rose'. My guess is you weren't even the real target, but somehow Bart Allen was. "


Robin calmly responds " You can find his ki right? Tell us where he is. "

I close my eyes for a second, two ki's very similar keep popping up all over the planet. Paris, Russia, California, and they won't stay in one place long enough for me to tell which one is Thaddeus, and which one is Bart. "Too had to pinpoint, and your little friend Kid Flash's is too close to him in ki signatures, it makes it hard."


" Your trying to protect him." Rose accuses.


" I don't need protection doll." He just kind of shows up all of the sudden. "As for an apology forget it! Kind of ignored The cussing girl and and speeds out of her way over and over as she tries to skewer him.

" YourmakingrealfriendswithotherteamsInertia." I speed talk.

" Yeah.WellIt'sbetterthankillingthebratthinkofhowfriendlywe'dbethen. areyouand Cassfinishedyet?"

" Nopeoplekeepgettingintheway.Youcouldjustapolgiseandmakethemgoaway."

"Nah.Thiscouldbefunforafewminutesatleast.I'll make them chase me for a bit, then lose 'em aroundtheWestCitycitylimits,later."

Rose chased Inertia out of the lawn He kept stopping in front of her then speeding off. Robin was looking like he was fighting a massive headache. I know how feels.


The next morning, I know I'm going to get grounded because I ended up sending the night here oh well that sucks. as i eat breakfast I think I see some little blonde kid run by with my corner of my eye... Nah. Couldn't be. I must need more sleep.Heh Cass wouldn't let me last night.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Inertia: Time and space trippin'

Where does freakin' Spoiler get off sayin' anything to me about anything? I'm a sprockin' Flash. Barry frigging Allen is my grandfather! And I get a lecture in heroism from from a girl who at best is a comedy relief, at worst a love interest to to a sidekick. For Grife's sake!


Yeah so what if I spent most of my life as a "super villain". I'm her teammate now, and if she wants me to watch her back she'd better respect me.Oh well at I sorta get along with every one else here. Vince is okay a little high strung. Batgirl, Well she's actually trusts me, The body reading thing gets through the crap real quick.


Iron boy. Well I 'd like to break that pretty boy's teeth. But I should do something even worse. I should introduce him to booze , and late nature take it's course.

Vella, Well She told me she wanted to be just friends. I asked. " Why so ya can bang Iron Boy?"

" No I don't want a relationship with anyone I just want to you know have fun, and fight and not have to worry about the drama. " .

I grin " What kind of fun we talkin' about?"

" Not that kind future boy."

" So when ya want to to try it all out ya think maybe.. "

She shrugs " I dunno maybe. We'll see Thad."


So why am I still hanging around here even though Faceless thinks I'm the second coming of evil. Well there is the fun of watching him argue with the Great saiya how did the hell did this guy ever get laid man.

No but seriously where else am I gonna go? Not back to the future and listen to grandpa Thawne drone on , and on about how the "Allens must be destroyed. Blah blah blah. " Yeah his daughter obviously didn't think so or me and Bart wouldn't be here.

The Rouges? Hell no. They spend all their time sniffin' coke and braggin " One day I will kill the Flash!" yeah I don't think so turtle man or whatever that one guy's name was.

Ya know what I figured out in my short time with the Rouges? Besides drugs are bad for you. That The life of a super villain goes like so: You fight your chosen hero like 50 billion times get your ass handed to you go to jail, escape the whole damn cycle begins all over again.

That and I'm a little scared of Wally West . Wanna know why? OK after the whole Black Plague thing, Vella and Vincent were telling me about their mom's dimensional portal. I told them I could do the same thing with vibrating.

They bet me I couldn't I showed them by doin' it. me, Iron boy, Vince, Vella, Spoiler and Batgirl we all end up in this ssweeet Universe Where their versions of Spoiler , and Batgirl were makin' out it was awesome!



What was even better was our Spoiler threw up in her mask Bwhahahahahahaha! Poor Batgirl looked like she was going o be sick as well. But here's the weird thing Vincent started growling like a damn gorilla. I thought he liked what he saw until he put his hand up and started to blast at the alternate Spoiler.

Iron boy , and Vella had to pull him down, I stole his speed to help out and vibrated us to another universe. Not ours. It was weird i was seein' me and the Rouges beat the hell outta Bart. I dunno part of me liked but another part..part felt sad. That's weird. I mean my whole goal was to kill the guy, and here i was wacthin' it , and I felt ... cold. Cold and sick to my stomach.

I ran. I ran from it all. I mean I thought about the couple of times I ran into Kid Flash. Man. I hadn't actually tried to kill him since the whole trappin' Max Mercury in the Speed Force thing.


When I was in Titan's East I fought him but never tried to kill Hell we raced at one point it was ... fun. Little jerk even tried to save my skin when we took on the White Martian. I think our enemy thing just became a rivalry somewhere down the line. I don't know.


I kept beating myself up over it telling my self I didn't deserve the name Thawne. My whole point for existing was to kill Bart Allen, and If I can't stand to watch an alternate version of myself do that., what the hell good am I? I mean look at this I'm hanging around superheroes.


I ran back to the body. My Teammates watched me. as I said "I'm sorry." Grife! I'm weak! I tracked down my other self, and found him caught by the Flash.


That wasn't Bart. That was Wally. I followed as he took him to the Flash Museum. Then I watched as wally sucked out all the speed from the other me, turning him into a living statue.

So this is where it leads huh? All the hatred. Is this what could happen to me if I try to kill the Bart of my universe.Then again if I did take him down, what would I have left I mean I was cloned for that purpose what then? And why did I freak out when I saw Bart die?

I just stared at myself for what I guess was minute but to a speedster felt like hours. A hand comes up on my shoulder. "WALLYIHADNOTHINGTODOWITHIT! I"MNOT THESAMEINERTIA!"

" Calm Down." It was Vella. " I know your not that monster. "

" Nah. But I'm supposed to be that's what I was made for."

I watching the rest of my team gather around the frozen me. " This is what i want to do to you Inertia!" Spoiler shouted kicking him in the groin.

Vince got an evil look on his face and dressed him up as a clown at super speed. Iron boy. just sat there. " Hey I know what it's like to have an evil version of me running around."

" Whatever Let's change the subject. So Vince what was with your freak out with the make out back there?"

" I don't know." He looks embarrassed. " I guess I the only person i want kissing Cass is me."


" Ya ain't dating all the Cass Cains in the Multiverse you know."

" My Brain knows that , tell my instincts. "

" So you'd even freak out if it was another girl kissing her?"

" Apparently."

" Must be a saiyan thing. You guys are weird. Let's get back to our Universe. "I Try to vibrate us back and we end up in the wrong universe again. With this guy.


" Fear me for I am the Cluemaster!"


Spoiler shrieks "What? Please tell me your not Arthur Brown!"


" How did you know my name little girl?"

" Daddy?" She just starts screaming the whole for an hours or so until I finally get us back into our Universe.

Then And there i decided something I won't kill Kid Flash . Instead I will keep the rivalry going.

I found that no one is in Titan's Tower. Except for Starbucks losers. I was going to attack them as ....

Kid Flash I look just like him . Since I'm cloned from him. and these loser are gonna think I am him. I didn't nothing to bad just threw cakes in people's faces and so on. I also Remember that at one tie Bart had a thing for Ravager, So I left picture of myself dressed as him in like beef cake poses and wrote a letter in his handwriting that about How He loved her, That should do two things, get her mad at him, and break up him and that Juctice girl. Yeah this is more fun messing up his life , than killing him Hahahahahahaha!