Monday, June 1, 2009

Black Lantern Inertia: The end of the Heroslayer's plan

I was created as a puppet for the Thawne's revenge on the Allens I was supposed to kill Bart Allen and take his place. When I saw how Max Mercury treated Bart like a son, and how my own supposed grandfather treated me like a weapon, I refused ta go along with it any longer.

I played around with Slade's Titans East for a while but I only wanted the speed formula he was giving me, that was until my own natural powers came back, and I tied to get me some lovin' from Vella Briefs I made some friends did some of what some people would call "good" and I died.

I was tortured by the souls of Bart, and a clone of Superboy until one Day Bat vanished in a bunch of lightning then me, and the Superboy clone woke up with black rings on our fingers and this chant about the Blackest Night great I'm part of something that in the future is used to scare bad children.


Worst yet I'm a puppet again. I'm supposed to attack, and kill Legacy, I've been resistin' it so far don't know how long I keep doin' that. I watch them fight with this Villain group hastily put together by Heroslayer.

And a guy wearin' my face holdin' Spoiler's kid hostage.

Match, some Wondergirl lookin' chick probably a clone are freakin' out that this guy would threaten a kid. I kinda think Match has more Superboy in him than he likes to admit. Because although he claims the Rouges told him not ta kill kids they slaughtered Bart without any remorse so Match's story don't add up.

Any way I watch as Match, and the girl who I find out is named Fury Are about to attack the clone of me, a clone of a clone they shoulda known that'd turn out wrong.

"Heroslayer Yells” Yes let's not kill the child let's make her like us!"

To which Spoiler shouts. “I will F@%$%*09 kill you if you touch a hair on her head! And you’re not brain washing my little girl either Heroslayer!" She tries to jump "Kid Zoom” with some other heroes, and villains.

They miss him because he's way to fast fer them problem is I'm not. I grab Gwen outta my look alike's hand No one else cans see anything but a blur but he’s fast enough ta see my face.

He ran screamin' I guess a fast zombie would do that to ya. No one saw me put Gwen in Spoiler's hands and run back to where I was watchin' ...

“Okay guys what just happened there?" Steph questions.


“Who cares?" Batgirl gripes." Get... Gwen to the um teleporter, send her to the Batcave... the rest of you take... down the villains!"

That weird Orange Lantern chick tackles Vince. “You’re mine! The saiyan Kingdom is mine! The Universe is Mine Mine mine!"

" What the Hell is wrong with Caulera?" Vince yells.


“She must have gone to Agent orange's space sector!" Vella explains " And she was devoured by an Orange lantern, and her identity stolen she’s basically a construct with Caulera’s mind, and identity but her body is dead!"

Vince smiles. “Heh so you're a ghost huh? Well Cass can't nag me for killing what's already dead, Final Flash!" The orange construct blinked out in the blast, and the ring flew off.

The alternate universe Mandarin was busy fightin' Iron Lad, he didn't Notice Slobo behind him. “Hey Bastich! Get outta our house!" Slobo growls Before Punching the Mandarin this distracted the armored guy long enough for Stark to blast Mandarin with his chest laser thing.

“You have no honor Stark... to use this alien to help defeat me!" Mandarin spits.

“Oh and like using these thugs to help kill me was all that honorable Mandy? Get over yourself how did you get to this Universe anyway?" It was too late the guy passed out.

The next Moment Supergirl knocks match thought the wall into the outside and he just keeps flying. Fury Catches Kara in her lasso. “Die Bimbo!"

Vella elbows Fury in the fore head " Leave my friend alone!"

Seems Vel had gotten too close to the frozen Parasite girl who broke out of the ice Supergirl had encase her in ' Hungry!" the purple freak yelled going after Vella who encased in a big green bubble using her ring.

This Gave e fury the chance to counter attack or so she thought when Vincent punched her the same way Supes knocked away her boyfriend. “You don't hit my sister!" he declares.

“Hey I can take care of my self Vince!" Vella growls.

“Doesn’t look like it to me! Wonder Bitch was about to attack you from behind!'

“I knew she was there Vince! She was about to get slapped by my tail before you bulled your way in fact because of you She's escaped!"

The two stopped arguing when a loud Snap! Went through the whole room everyone looked to see Batgirl had snapped Heroslayer's arm. “It’s over." Cass stated simply.

Heroslayer starts laughing hoarsely. “It’s not over The Bomb Is set going to explode soon you'll all die!"

Iron Lad does something... in his tin can “He’s right there is a foreign object by the generators I'll go diffuse it but you may need to get every one out."

I gave the nerd a bit of my speed So he gets down to the basement fiddles with the bomb a bit then tears it out of where it's set, and flies to the top of the building tosses it into the sky some inventor you fail Stark Junior.

Here's where it got really stupid at this moment Heroslayer jumps out of the window where he was at no idea how he got away from Miss Bats and tries to catch the bomb and it blew up with him near it.

I bet that was a cover for an escape that or he's so insane to think that he could have tossed the bomb back into the building. Either's he'll comeback another time, or he's gonna join the Black Lantern Corps either way it isn’t the end for that guy.

But there's some one I want ta put an end to. My other self I look fer him all over the new Legacy HQ and find him at the teleporter about ta jump Spoiler who I guess made sure her kid was safe.

Before he grabbed her he just stopped still as a statue. “Borrowed this from tm it sucks the Speed force out of you speedsters now you're ass is mine for threatening Gwen."



The beating that came next was horrible as it was one sided. She left him Battered on the floor while she went ta see if the rest of the team needed help not knowing that they already won.

I approach the clone of me. “Hey Pal ya look a little stuck!'

" No! Get away! What are you?" He whines.

“I’m a Black Lantern, in layman's terms I'm a zombie. Ya know what zombies do the livin' don't ya?"

He cried like a baby as I finished him off. After eating, my clone fer lunch I felt disgusted wit' myself I gotta get outta this condition. Those dragonballs the saiyan twins always talked about can turn me human again I gotta...

"VELLLAAAAA!"
That weird moan makes me turn around ugh It's Van-El.
continued from here.

He's after Vel eh? Well it'd have to be over my undead body.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Supergirl: Inertia returns or does he?

I can't believe this I'm the responsible one here. You see when I joined Legacy several of Cousin Kal's loser enemies decided to team up and take on Legacy. Now the combined might of this team should take dorks like Terra Man, The Prankster, Live Wire, The Toyman and several others.

But noooo they are playing around with them. While I rescue any civilians in the way. I complain to Batgirl. " They could beat these morts anytime they want we have a saiyan, a czarnian, a saiyan Green Lantern, Ironman jr, a former Robin Me, And you MS Fighting Machine why haven't we put these idiots away yet?"

“Stress reliever."

“Wait what? You mean they're treating them like a predator play s with its prey? But that's nuts! "

“I’m making sure no normal person would be hurt she says before ducking a flying super villain that Vincent Punched there" “That hurt no more MR. Nice Guy!" The half saiyan yells before breaking the guy's teeth.



They take down the guys. Easily except for one thing I couldn't figure out. Spoiler was fighting with Live Wire.

She was dodging the electric chick's blasts. Taunting, “Can’t hit me! Hah ha ha!"

“Stay still you little bat slut!" Live Wire retorts.

“The Girl with the boob window in her costume calls me a Slut? Bwhahahahhahahahaha!"

I'm about to fly in and help her when Batgirl puts up her hand. “No.:

“What? Live Wire is gonna kill her!"" I rant.

"Watch." Cass, orders.

“Where are you girl? Come out so I can kill you!"

Steph jumps out behind a building shooting Live wire with a water gun which disrupts Live Wire's electric powers. After that Steph just knocked her out. “Your weakness is water, lame!" Steph yelped

“Way ta go team!" A voice congratulated. “Is there still room fer me?" We all looked over to non Zombie looking Inertia.

After the crooks were sent to jail we all went back to base, and after Vella, and Anthony did all kinds of tests on Inertia they said that it was indeed him.

Vella started laughing at her twin. “You said you saw a Zombie Thad. you’re going crazy Vince."

“I am not I saw him he had no skin on his face, and the bones were messed up!"

We all laughed, and Steph lamented that we didn't get to give a bachelorette party for Cass . The guys sort of wandered off. And I smiled at batgirl. '"So how do you like married life?"

" It’s Fine. It's not that different... Bruce is mad... and Vincent is confused. But I want to stay with him. "

" Yeah I notice you two stay in you room all the time."

" Yes.. We spar a lot." She says.

" And what do you do when you don't spar?" She just giggles in answer.

I knew you weren't just all business like Batman." I laugh but in the next second Anthony without his armor is tossed the corridor Heroslayer, with a bunch of nuts somehow got into the building.




Vella was fighting that wimpy saiyan girl that had tried to steal Vince from MS. Bats but she now had an orange ring And was being helped by some guy in what looked like Shredder Armor who wore a ring on each finger.

I hear Anthony mumble "How did the Mandarin get to this Universe?" Their combined powers were beating Vella. Vincent was getting beat up by the bizarro version of my cousin Kon, Match.

While Slobo Was trapped in the lasso of Fury my friend Wonder girl’s clone he was disintegrating, but his Lobo like healing ability was saving him. Cass was beating down Heroslayer until this blur knocked her off.

It caught Cass in a tornado like vortex until she passed out.
" Ha! All the super fightin' in the world won't help when ya ain't got no air in yer lungs"

It was Inertia in a yellow, and red suit. " You Glek nok!" I scream " These were your friends and you'd betray them?"

Inertia grins. " baby the Inertia that was friends wit' these dorks is in the ground I'm a clone Craydll created just in case the first Thaddeus Thawne died before succeeding his mission I got all his memories up until he went all wimpy. An' heroic. Since that sprokin' wimp ruined the name Inertia, ya can call me Kid Zoom sweet heart!"

"I'm about to call you a splatter on the wall!" I comment before I start feeling weak like my powers were being drained but it wasn't kryptonite it was something else.

I turn and see this Girl about my age but she's purple like the Parasite. Oh don't tell me there's a teenage girl version of the Parasite!

" Your powers are so tasty Supergirl or should I say Linda?" She knows my secret Id? Oh crap! Just like the other Parasite she gets your memories, and your powers. I pass out.

I wake up still weakened , and chained along with the rest of the team Heroslayer was tying up poor Steph. When Match said. " Hey don't hurt her too much!"

" I'm in charge here Match!" Heroslayer gripes. " But since the whole Kid Zoom Trojan Horse idea was your plan I'll let it slide this time."

This was Match's idea? When I get finished with him he won't look like anybody I'm related to.

Slayer turns on us " A bomb has been planted in this fancy little building of yours you will soon all die!"



" And when Stark is dead my association with you will be over Heroslayer.!" The Shredder/ Mandarin guy yells.

" No Mandarin remember out deal I help you kill your Universe's version of Tony Stark, and you help me kill the Teen Titans."

A grin pops up on Cass' face.. She whispers to the others " They aren't working well... as a team we can take um... advantage." Oh good she has a plan I hope she enacts it soon or we're toast.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Vella 100th post is someone back from the dead?

Ugh. This is what depressed feels like? I don't like it. Well you see jason lost his mind he dressed up like evil Batman.

then he shot Damian, and stabbed Tim Drake, Now i fight with my brothers all the time but I don't try to kill him. And Damien is eight I think. He's a little boy I don't care about killing enemies in battle saiyans are taught to do that even though I haven't I did think about it with Heroslayer.

That's not the point the point is he tried to kill his own family! Batman beat him, and put him in some kind of cell in the Bat cave, but I can't condone what he did. I can't even look at him much less date him.

So I've been depressed my friends decided to take me to movie to help me feel better. Too bad they took me to Dragon Ball Evolution. Uncle Goku was was well a wimp in that movie.

Though daddy liked that part. "They really have you down Kakarot!"
" Shut up Vegeta!" Uncle Goku growled. " At least I got my money for this. You weren't even it!"

" I must think whatever deity is responsible for that huge favor." Daddy jokes. Well the movie is awful and a waste of time.

So Pan somehow hears I'm not with Jason any more and started annoying me." I'm not attracted to you leave me alone!" I yell and Supergirl pops in between us.


" Is she bothering you Vella?" She asks.

Pan gets up in Kara's face " It's none of your business bottle blonde!"

Kara grabbed Pan up, and tossed her out of the building.

"Thanks" I smile.

" No problem." She waves before flying off to somewhere.

I decide to take a shower, and in there I'm crying. After I'm out and dressed I hear a voice saying. " Ya shouldn't cry sweet heart messes up yer pretty blue eyes."

The voice sounds all weird and raspy. Then think I recognize it. " Inertia?"

A cold clammy hand rubs my shoulder for a second then he's gone in a blur of black and silver.

So after I tell everyone about this, and all this strange gifts me. and Steph have been getting from someone claiming to be Inertia Cass decided to investigate.

We fly to the West City Cemetery there Batgirl gets Kara to X-ray Vision his grave." There is no body in there. looks like some kind of strange energy hit the corpse reanimated, it and he phased out of the grave with his Flash powers."

" Yay! Thad's back " I squeal.

" And still a pervert ." Spoiler gripes. " He watched you in the shower."

Kara interrupts some thing's off about this energy. like I've seen it before ... but haven't. Like a weird cross between the Antimonitor, and a Green Lantern...."

While she was talking Vince pulled me away. " Vel You've studied up on saiyan law can Grandma Tomae actually marry people?"

" Yes she's a former Saiyan queen... why?"

" Crap" He spits. " Mom's going to have a fit..."

" About what?" I ask.


" Well after the Boudakai was over Caulera whined to grandma that she should be my mate. She sicced Tomae on Cass and wouldn't let me help... which is why Cass is limping. Well Cass won the fight without weapons messing up hers hands and feet pretty good after that Grandma said "welcome to the family grandaughter By the the royal decree you are my grandson's mate. May you have strong children."

I giggle. " Congratulations Mr. Cain."

" Shut up Vella! Am I old enough for that to be legal?"

"We look seventeen so yeah. Wat does Cass think about it?"


She doesn't seem to care one way or the other she's just glad Caulera won't be in our lives anymore. Batman's going to kill me isn't he?"

"Yes Yes he is." I mock. Then everything goes all crazy. Hands start popping out of their graves.



They were just shambling zombies though easy to defeat. Weird thing is they were wearing all these rings that are like mine but black.

Kara used her vision powers on one of them. " Guys you may not want to get the welcome back banners for Inertia just yet these rings radiate the same energy that brought him back.

So he's a zombie? Man just when something good was happening it turns out to be bad.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Spoiler all alone.

So everyone has left to that tournament thingy. me? I don't want to watch people fight. I fight Super villains for a living. So I stayed here in West City thinking I'd be the only one to protect it. Well I was right problem is there's no freakin' crime.

The streets are deserted. Man everyone is watching this Martial Arts tournament. Well except this fat ugly naked dude who wore a domino mask , and robbed the closed up stores. He called himself “The Streak".

I caught the guy by walking I didn't even have to fight him he was out of breathe from running about two feet. Maybe he should call him self “the Wheeze “instead.

Any way I went back to Legacy HQ after about an hour I mean all I really did was get an evening workout from jumping on rooftops, And doing nothing. I would go to Gotham, But Batman is freaking out all the crooks with his return from the dead.

Also Mr. Wayne is quite the workaholic. Ever since he's been back its almost 27-7 Dark Knight. So I'd be bored there too, that and I don't want to see Tim Drake or I may KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.

You see he's pulling this crap saying " Oh Stephanie you shouldn’t be Spoiler if I see you in that costume again they'll be trouble blah blah."

You're the not boss of me Drake, and don't go around pulling that mini Batman crap. I threw away the flowers he gave me on Valentine's day because he thought he could Save me from being hero. Oh. and he tried to tell Cass to kick me off Team Legacy, and well Nightwing had to stop her from giving him a beating.

Timmy caught Cass on the um wrong time of the month there. At least that’s what I think anyway.

Oh and I threw away these other weird ones, You see, me , and Vella both got flowers, that’s not the weird part, We're both hot, no the weird part was the note said from Inertia. He's like dead.

I know I was too, and so was Superman, Batman, Green Lantern The Flash so on so on. But um Thaddeus Thawne's grave is undisturbed. I guess we should dig it up to see if he's still in it.

So any way I go into my room, and find jewelry with a note signed Inertia in his handwriting. This makes a cold chill go down my spine. I look in Vella's room, and yup she gets an emerald necklace.

Oh this is damn creepy. I do not want to b e alone in a big building when there;s a former super villain/former teammate’s ghost, or a zombie... or some weird creep with a sick sense of humor.

Okay back into the city. I got an idea. The registered Super team Force Inc likes to slander us Legacy guys, and gals. You see the Black Mask pretty much plastered my secret ID all over the news media when he killed me. So people know I’ve had a daughter.

They use that, and the fact that Vince, and Cass have fun time with each other, in the privacy of their own bedroom. Oh, and the fact Vella makes no secret she's with the Red Hood.

Plus the Fact Slobo Is related to Lobo, and Supergirl's mom is a nut bag. Well ya know what I decided to find out what kind of people Force INC are I turned on my invisibility cape. (Thank so much Ms. Dr. Briefs)

Ands sneak in their building man Legacy's is cooler. Any way this could have been a mistake. I mean They could just be doing something boring... they really could be the morally upright protectors of West City, and us teenagers are bad people they could be like you know reading the Bible together or something.

I a few minutes later I wish that was what they were doing. They were all having a wild party, taking drugs drinking massive amounts of alcohol, oh. And Ninja Witch this girl?

Was doing a strip tease , and making out with these two Hellgator

, and Lizard Boy

That made me throw up in mouth a bit, I mean a lot can be said about Cass dating Vince because he ain't exactly human, but at least he looks it.

And saiyans can reproduce with humans meaning we gotta be related. But making out with reptiles blech! So I take pictures of all this, and send them to the media. This gets people in an uproar, and the new director of SHILED oh I'm sorry I mean HAMMER The Green Goblin disbands Force INC, and sends them all to different teams.

So yay Steph! Legacy and the Veggie/Briefs Family only games in town again! And you other guys wanted to fight in some dumb tournament. Spoiler gets things done baby!

I go back to the big empty HQ But my little girl came back from preschool so it wasn't so scary, and watching the puppet shows on TV put the horrible images of girl on lizard action out of my poor head.

But still I think I’ll stay with mom until the rest of the team gets back the whole Thad thing is really freaking me out.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Batgirl: to the Bu.. Bou... um I can't um say that.

I was stupid, and because of it... I failed to protect Vincent. I tried to beat the Wonder Girl clone hand to hand and because of that Vincent got burned by Match.

Iron Boy was no help... I found him tied up naked in a closet...Sigh... Maybe I should have picked Wonder Boy instead. We beat the bad guys, but they got away, and they destroyed the movie studio they were attacking.

I wish Supergirl, Vella, or Slobo were there... but they were.. all gone ... on their own missions.

when we first started um dating... I was nearly killed by Heroslayer, and I was put in some weird chemical bath healing thing, and Vincent sat on the outside of it... waiting for me to heal... now it's my turn...

" Look at you you freak." A voice startles me. " You just stood by while the Prince was injured... some mate for a saiyan you'd end up being."

" Go away Celery." I say.

" My name is not Celery you retard it's Caulera." The saiyan grunts.

" Not retarded. Barbara says my ... um intelligence is above average. " I tell her.

" Hmph, then that means you humans aren't that bright then." She sneers.


" Go tell that to Bulma." I Grin.

" Let's leave the Queen out of this!" She shouts. " You should just know you're the Prince's practice girl.he'll throw you away when you get boring to him, and he realizes he can get himself a woman he doesn't have to worry about breaking."


I Shake my head. " Bulma, and Chi Chi haven't been broken.... You're just saying these things because I beat you in a fight."

The saiyan girl goes all red. " You beat me because of those gloves!"

" I beat you because you're a bad fighter." I shrug. " You suck."

"If the Prince loves you so much why hasn't he made you his mate?" She screams.

" Like married? I don't know. Maybe it's just.. good what we have now.But you don't love him... at all you want to be a princess. Not that that'd matter Vincent will never become King... Trunks will."

She grins evilly. "Trunks can be gotten rid of."

I feel like punching her Trunks has always been nice to me... a bit goofy, but nice. But instead I smile. " Not with the way you fight. Go... and find your own boy ... and leave mine alone."

"I won't leave him alone until there is a ring on your finger!" She growls. then flies off.

Some time later Vincent wakes up, and I tell him what happened. "

he shrugs. " I guess I could have her punished or something but let's worry about that later today is the Boudakai, and we need to defend or tag championship."

I watched the other fights... I was sad that we didn't get to fight until the last round.. since I enjoy watching Vincent move. I went and got a hot dog... and didn't see who we were going to fight.

When I came back and saw who we were... facing I spit out what was left of the Hot dog.

My only thought was " Oh @$#%^"

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Slo-bo: why me?

Well I'm back with this group, and when we ain't got somethin' ta fight I'm bored as fraggin' Hell. I have to listen to a conversation Between ironlad and Vincent over whether or not Spoiler, and Batgirl are lesbians are not.

" They spend most of their time together Vince I'm telling you , you're the fake boyfriend."

" Bah! She doesn't have the concept of fake boyfriend.that and she doesn't look at women that way." The half saiyan responds.

" How do you know?" Ironlad smirks. ' Can you read her mind or something?"

Vincent smirks back " Exactly."

An hour later I see Spoiler chase around Vella with an octopus in her hand. Which was actually pretty dumb since the next second Spoiler was dodging blasts and green angry looking things.

I walk around being bored when I see some saiyan chick arguin' with Vincent " You've dallied with freakish human for a year, and still you have not made her your princess."

" What I do with with Cassandra is my own business, you are a low class warrior Caulera you have no right to question a prince. I have to train for the Boudakai get out of my face now and I won't tell my father of this!"

" Hmmm I think despite your protests you are not as in love with the bat freak as you think you are."

Man it's a fraggin' soap opera around here.

Luckily after a while everyone else left and I was in the base alone. Thought I could relax from all the stupidness but no apparently not. Cassandra's sister Broke in to the place and was rantin'.

First I thought it was her brother she kinda looks like a guy, that and well i thought Cass didn't see her biological family as her real family since calls Robin "brother".


Yeah well ' Marque ' Another reason I thought she was a guy it kinda sounds like "Mark".Any way she was blabbin' about ho she was gonna kill Cassandra, and anybody that got in her way. Yeah good idea goin' where a bunch of teens have super powers, ta go , and kill their friend fraggin' brilliant.

Feetal's Gizz she was annoyin' too. AShe muttered about killin' wand started Frggin' cuttin herslf while listening ta whiny music, the Lobo side of me wanted ta kill her.

Problem with that is Batgirl has a " no kill" policy. it was then I noticed she was sittin' by a Phantom Zone Projector that vella, and Anthony were tinkering with this morning.

I push the button , and send her to play with that nut that always wants you to kneel before him. She couldn't slash that guy with her knives and grunted " i can't kill any one here but I can still cut myself! the knife passed right through her.

" Nooooo!" She scrams heh Well llooks like this family reunion ain't happenin'

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Vince: Legacy returns

Well Cass has decided after Mourning Bats for a while to get back to leading. I had a great idea to decide who'll be on the team “How about we all go out Fight and captire some super villains, and whoever gets the biggest bad guys are in.

Of course Cass says "no".

"Yeah only power houses would get in." Steph groans.

“You’re both in." Cass interrupts. “Now quit fighting."

“We’re not fighting." Steph smiles and lemme guess why Vincent's in hmmm."

“Yeah Spoiler like the only reason you're in is because you are dating her older brother." I smirk. And like saying his name summons him he appears on the big computer screen.

AAAH! Giant ominous Tim Drake head of doom! “Cass why are you you recruiting the same day the Titans are trying to rebuild the ranks?"

Batgirl sighs. “Not recruiting cutting ... down."

“Yes but one of those is Supergirl we can use her." Tim argues.

“You have Conner...." Cass comments.

“Yeah but he just keeps doing a vanishing act lately. Look are you going to have Kara on your team or not?"

“Yes she is!" I hear Kara yell "Wahoo!" Damn this is gonna suck. Me. Cass, and Kara all on the same team ugh.

Robin sighs. "Damn it Cass! I can't believe..."

“Tim you um...Need to um ..."

" What is Cass?" Robin asks.

“Get laid... too stressed." We're all surprised she said that.

Then Steph shouts “I volunteer!"

Robin shakes his head. " Mumbles " They're as bad as Conner." Then the screen goes black.

Cass shrugs and “Where’s X-23?"

“No one's seen her since the vampire fight." Steph gives a worried look.

“Then she's not on the team... though she's already on two... like father.. like daughter."

“How about Jason?"

“No!" We me, and Spoiler both shout.

The Red Hood was apparently spying on us.
" Don't all fall over yourselves with grief about me there hair gel lad, and lamest Robin ever."

"Talking about yourself there Todd?" Stephanie is about to get in his face, but thinks better of it.

" Please I know I rock unlike you miss ‘oh I must destroy half of Gotham to show I love Tim,' Bimbo." his eyes move over to Cassie. “Don’t worry sis I only got into this team thing because Vella promised to do some stuff I've been asking her for. Now that ya got enough members I'm going back to Gotham."

" That brings us to Vella." Cass States.

Steph grunts. " Man what power does Supergirl have that these two twins don't"

“Freeze breathe, x-ray vision... Super Hypnotism." Cass starts off on the list.

“Okay I like Vel, I really do but what does she have that Vince doesn't?"

Cass points at her middle finger. For a second I thought she was flipping the bird until she says “ring."


“Okay you win." Spoiler goes. Then Cass surprises us.

“I... Don't want to lead... an army two more spots open."

“But there are three more applicants." I say.


“One of them will have to go home." She asks Slobo to come in.

" Do you want back in on the team?"

" Well when the whole Cosmic Cube mess started Question called me a fraggin coward or leavin' even though it was ta protect you guys from Lobo ya know what why not I got nothin' better to do. Sure why not?"

She called Iron Lad in but he never showed up she called again. He didn't come again.

" Looks like Wonder Boy will get it. "

Oh Hell no. not Wonder boy. “I’ll go get Anthony." I state.

Man there is no way I wan tto be on a team with anyone associated with Wonderman. That, and Wonder boy didn't seem to do anything in that fight with the vamps.

And On the way to Anthony's room I end up meeting with Wonder Boy.

“Hey man! Am I in or what?"

“I hope not." I tell him straight. “Why do you want on any way?"

He smiles. " Supergirl has nice legs. Maybe if I beat you up I get on the team?"

He then tries to a punch which I block I turn SS4 and lay into him with my strongest punch. I was shocked that not only did I smack him through the wall but I KO him as well and my knuckles barely stung.

Man the beatings I took from Alucard , and Goten have made me much stronger than I was before. I smirk for a little bit as I hear Wonder Doofus crash outside.

After this i find Anthony sulking in his room with about a dozen used beer cans. “Hey dude ya got to sober up you're up to be interviewed." I yell.

“What’s the use? I failed as a leader. “He drunkenly slurs. "

"So? It's not like Iron Man is all that perfect. In fact he usually runs to a bottle. You can show you're better than him by manning up, and confront you're mistakes.

“You’re right! He declares About five seconds before he passes out. Sigh.

I went back to Cass. “Um he’s sick but he wanted the spot so um yeah just put Ironlad in."

She looks at me I know she's reading me she knows I'm hiding something but she sighs an says " Ironlad's in, just tell Wonder Boy he’s out. "

At that moment Trunks screams from down the hall " Which one of you brats punched some dorky kid into my 'Vette?"

Dammit I must have punched him next door to Capsule Corp I'd better hide until Trunks cools off.

Current roster.