Sunday, January 11, 2009

Spoiler: Back in the saddle again.

The last few weeks I’ve been a responsible, mother, and student and all that good stuff. Man was it boring. Well except for all the chaos caused by Batman vanishing.

But anyway yeah I jumped at the chance to get back on the team when Batghoul asked me. Now I get the chance to plat around with the invisibility belt that Bulma gave me.

I better not be getting radiation from this thing. I'll sue if Gwen ends up with mutated little brothers, and sisters. You know what? I'm glad I’m invisible though. Because when I first got into this battle some creepy old vampire dude was undressing me with his eyes.

I was kind of glad when Vincent jumped him for doing the same thing to batgirl but now the kid is in a serious fight. Even at SS4 this "Alcurad” is able to kick him around.

Slobo blasts a bunch of vamps on his cycle, while Cass kicks Red Hood's scrawny ass. Super girl fights with this Sinesrto Corps thing called Cooler. Meanwhile I free Vella who grabs this weird robot, and charges her ring from his head.

“Uh what?" I was about to ask.

“Manhunter” She grins before tearing off its head and using it to suck the energy out of Cooler's ring.

“Okay now Cooler I'll be a little fairer to you than you were to me I won't use my ring just my Supersaiyan abilities.

" I'm not sure what she meant by "fair' She beat him down in like three seconds, and bent his arms in ways I’m sure they aren't meant to bend.

I freed Anthony but couldn't see any sign of Wonder boy or X-23. I was gonna look for them but Anthony was whining “I screwed this up. II didn't come in with any plan I killed us all."

“Hey look you're talking to a girl who started a gang war, and got herself killed “I respond.” Compared to that you just made a teeny mistake. “Now get your armor fixed and... ulp!' he grabbed on to me and sobbed this is awkward became even more so when he groped me sigh no matter what dimension he's from Tony Stark is still Tony Stark.

So After I deck him I turn on the invisibility belt again, and slay vampires with stakes it looked like the fight went easily after that.

Vella used her ring to get rid of whatever was controlling Jason... Any Vamp I didn't dust Supergirl, and Slobo evaporated then with weapons or super powers.

All except for the last one Alucard. He had Vincent pinned and was going for his neck “So boy any last words?"

"Just one KA ME HA MA HA!!!!" then Vampire stalker boy was hit right in the face with a big glowy anime like blast in the face that sent him up into the air and was blew him away with seizure inducing strobing.



Vincent was laughing “After this beat down I'm gonna get much stronger."

“I’m telling dad you used the Kamehameha wave!" Vella smirks.

“What? You wouldn't would you? Please Vella don't!"

“Okay do my chores for this week, and I’ll think about it."

“Not to interrupt the sibling rivalry but yeah I'm gonna." I pipe in. "But um who's on this team and whose not?"

Well Cass went into thinking mode, and said she’ll tell us soon enough I hate cliff hangers.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Iron Boy : New Legacy

So after Thaddeus Thawne was buried, Cassandra Cain flaked out. I knew she wasn't leader material. So I have to put the team back together.

Vella I got in good her powers , and GL ring will be as good an asset as her brain. Unfortunately she got her meat head boy friend, the Red Hood, the guy's borderline psychotic. And I heard some stories of him becoming a drug dealer for a while.

Worse him being around pisses off the sponsor lady. Yeah Bulma Briefs I know Why Don't I pay for the new team? Well Tony Stark AKA Iron Man Is now wanted on trumped up charges, By the new Director of the Initiative Norman Osborn AKA The Green Goblin.

So yeah with out my "Big Brother's " funds I have to go to Vella and Vincent's mother. She gave us a surprise a whole new freaking building.

" I was never comfortable with you all out in the woods in a tiny house But this building has all of the state of the art security. The finest training facilities money can buy, A gravity room so Vincent. and Vella can train with their father.. since that's the only way I can get him to spend quality time with his children... and a basement where we moved all of Cassandra's stuff to get her out of that dirty little cave We don't want her picking up anymore of Bruce Wayne's bad habits than she already has."

The whole time she kept glaring at Todd. She gave us a tour , And Asked justice if she was going to stay on the team.

" No grandma I have to go back , and stop the Corru but it was nice to see everyone again, good to see dad almost acting normal. Tell everyone bye for me."

Damn we could have used Justice's magic abilities. Oh well I called Laura Kinney, Or X-23 and got her to take a spot on the team. She wasn't to happy about it though.

" Look Bub, this is only a temporary thing I'm not going to be on three or four different teams like Logan is got it? And you owe me.

" Um what do you mean?" I ask gulping.

She looks me up, and down and licks her lips " We can can come to some arrangement darling."

Okay now that that's done I still need to get some more members. Unless you're the Fantastic Four Four isn't going to cut it, especially when the only power one of us has is the ability to hold a gun.

So that means one thing, sigh... open tryouts. So I had to sit through hours of moron's who think because they can put on a pair of tights they can be a superhero. Well in the case of Ugly Naked Boy I wish he did put on tights.

So we get guys like barber boy who has like shaving cream vision, and scissor hands, Sweet 16 who's basically useless except she has pheromone powers to get males to fall for her.

Lucky for me I was in my armor, or I'd be putty in her hands like the idiot Jason Todd.The girls took an instant dislike to her, Which isn't surprising so though her talent maybe possibly useful she'd either be blasted, beaten up by green plasma thingies or clawed to death. There were others that were so pathetic like Spank Boy.

His thing was he ran around with with some guy called the Spanker, and would well spank criminals. No, no way.

Finally after hours of the weirdest people you'd ever hope to see finally one guy seemed worth it. Wonder Boy.

He basically looks like a teenage version of Wonder Man. he also seems to have similar powers. Too bad my armor analysis shows his strength is kind of weak compared to Vincent's, Even potently Vincent as a grown man will be still be stronger than this guy as an adult.

But there's no way he'll rejoin without Cass here. And Slobo well I can't find him, So Wonder Boy Is all I got and that's can be a bit annoying since Vella keeps singing. " Wonder Boy what is the secret of your power?"

And our first meeting was well controlled chaos. Without the control. Jason was stupid enough to hit on Laura." Your girlfriend is right flaming there! That and there's no way if I bat boy... well it wouldn't be you or the younger let's say that..."

Nightwing gets all the girls... " Jason mutters.

" Not me Vella smiles. " And it's no wonder Mom doesn't like you... But it could be worse, dad could not like you.let me tell you this story Bra told me about these boys that hit on her once when Daddy was there."



He shuts up after that.Then Vell throws a Playgirl on the table" Look what I found In Spoiler's old room. She's been leering at my older brother."

Laura Picks it and looks through it" Woah! If Vincent is anything like this Cass is a lucky woman."

Vella gets a weird Smirk on her face. " look at page 33."



Laura does and her eyes go wide and she cuts up the magazine " That's my father you sicko why'd ya want me to see that?"

" Made you stop looking at my brother didn't it? You know Mr. Logan for such a short guy has a big..."

" Please stop that!" I yell. " I don't care about Wolverine's anything! Now here's the plan Cass let the Vampire problem in West City go way to far. We're going to get rid of them."

" That's the whole plan? Good going fearless leader." Todd snipes.

" Better than Cain Could do." I Taunt.

" Right. So all that time our old man the Bat spent with her to train her for leadership in case somthing happened to him was for nothing huh? Kind of jealous actually guess he doesn't trust me all that much."

I shrug. " I wonder why? Any way they're vampires we all have powers this should be easy "

" Shouldn't we um train together first?" Vella asks.

" This is our training a milk run to start it off. Okay team let's go."

Weird thing was Wonder boy just kept staring at Laura strange, but oh well off to smah some blood suckers.

TBC in Crime Alley.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Batgirl: .....

Vincent lies ... dead. After he tried... to kill that fox thing... and Deathstroke... I went out for coffee with some boy. It was nothing um serious. But now looking at Vincent's body I feel guilty. I shouldn't since he also dated... some saiyan girl um a while ago.

Celery? No that wrong Celery was a skrull that pretended to be Goku's sister... Caulera Yes... I think that's it. Why do Saiyans have to have names so had to say?

I forget these thoughts... and look at the thing... dressed like Bruce saying how I'm not good enough to Be Batgirl. How I'm a murderer when he just killed Vince, right after we just got back together.

Now this thing This Cosmic Cube wants me to fight the monster... Justice tries to talk me out of it. “This guy's has powers Cass I’ll take care of this guy. Vincent was lime a brother to me you're not the only one that cared for him. Besides we'll bring him back with the Dragon balls."


I ignore her take out my metal gloves from my belt, and get ready to fight as the Cube said.

The cube um yells. “If any of you Legacy kids get in on this Bat - Troll wins!"



His body language tells me quickly that He’s going to punch I dodge and he takes a shot to the face. I flip over his next few shots... and hit him in his belly.

This gets him mad and he claps the air. I’m knocked into the dirt he grabs my cape, and slams me into the metal walls of the Legacy House. I don't cry out. My Real father taught me to take pain.

I need a few seconds to recover. The monster didn't let me have it. He hit me straight on breaking my body armor, and cracking my ribs.

"HA! I'm not even going to bring you back in the reality I create! Just like I didn't have the third Robin or Spoiler's daughter exist at all. Batman's better off without you."

I roll away from his fist... I can't breathe it hurts to move. I ignore this. “Who are... you are to say who gets to live... and die or not exist?"

“I’m the one with the Cosmic Cube!" he yells. “I’m the one with the power, and you're just trash!"



He tackles me and starts crushing me I head butt him surprising him enough slip out of his grip then I throw three Batarangs." Batarangs? Please." He grabs them out of the air, and they blast out this high pitched sound into his ears.

He falls back, and I throw my fists several times. He falls, crying. “You won don't kill me!"

“I don't kill." I tell him. I start coughing up um blood. Looks like... I’ll see Vincent again sooner than I think. The Cube talks. “That was mildly amusing. Well First I'll heal you..."

"No!" State but it's was too late I was back to normal then the Universe was back to normal. Everyone’s costumes went um back to their old selves the house went back to normal, and Barbara was teleported back to Platinum Flats.

“And now another part of your prize you get your paramour back." The Cube blasts Vincent’s body and he opens his eyes.

“Not again." He grunts "I hate being killed. At this rate I'm going beat dad's record."

Bat- troll grabs the Cube. “You do what I say!"

“I think not." And he um vanished. I... Don't know if he's dead or... not. I do know the Cube disappeared too.


Vella's ring came back. She looks confused. “How come the ring beat Inertia back? I was going to slug him for that kiss. "

“Sentient being Thaddeus Thawne is deceased." The ring states.

Vella flies to where the ring said he was and comes back with his burned body. After a few minutes. Justice tells Vella "It's not your fault..."

“Yes it is I'm the one that tried to channel the Cosmic Cube energy. If he didn't try to save me he'd be alive. "

“Not your fault mine." I say.


"Huh?" she asks.

I lead this group I should ... have known that wouldn't work I'm responsible."

Iron lad yells “You’re damn right! This crap wouldn't have even happened if it wasn't for you! I knew you leading this team would end in disaster..."

Stephanie gets up in um face... plate. “You’re just saying that crap because you want to lead Stark! And you only want to do that to stroke your own ego."

"Oh you want to end up a burned corpse too Brown?" Stark ... shouts back.

“We all know Inertia did that because he wants to get in Vella's pants! He probably suspects he'll be back soon. Heck with Drgonballs and all the other ways superheroes come back he's probably right. But I'll tell you this right now I’ve known Cassandra Cain for years. I trust her to watch my back; I would actually follow her through hell. You I wouldn't follow across the street."

“Yeah. You Bat-people always stick together no surprise there." Anthony shouts. “We all know you're the Robin to her Batman if you didn't obsess over Bird Boy I'd think you two had something going."

“You’d think that because you have no friends!" Steph shoots back she picks up Gwen and says she’ll be at her mother's. It all breaks down into a bunch of arguments then everyone leaves. Except me, and Vince.

" Really don't blame your self hon ..." Vince starts.

I put my hand up. “Stop... I don't want to hear it. No lies."

He gives me this look. “Bah! I can never talk to you when you get like this! I'll come back when you're out of self pity mode." He flies away.

Later in Gotham Oracle calls me. “Hey Cassie I just wanted to see how you were doing."

“Are you um ... in the chair." I mutter.

“Yes." She begins.

"I'm sorry. I should have made the Cube give you you're legs back... you would do better..."

Oracle makes this weird noise. “Don’t you ever blame yourself for me being in this chair Cassandra! That was the Joker! Not you! And everything else was the freak with the Cube's fault! Look I know you kids went through a tragedy but really Thawne will find his way back. All of you just need to take a few days off and blow off some steam I'll tell the Big Bat you need some time. This nothing you can't fix Cass."


I don't know if I want to fix it.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Inertia: And lo though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death.

Well this sucks. Some monster of a Bat fan boy got the Cosmic Cube. “it talks to me it understands." The loser rambles. “You weren't good enough to be Batgirl! He points to Cass. “You were meant to be a killer you should have never fought against your nature. I fixed the mistakes of the past. I fixed the real Batgirl Made sure Robin didn't die..."

" Oh Good Lord." Babs rolls her eyes. “He’s a fan boy great."

The Question s whispers back. “A fan boy with the power to reshape the Universe. He looks back over to the Bat freak. “You can't keep the Cosmic Cube It's sentient. It'll only play along with you it gets bored."

“You’re a liar! You tricked that cop lady into thinking you were dead. I won't listen to you! The Cosmic Cube is my friend!"

I charge at the freak but than I notice somethin' The Speed Force freaks out when I get near the Cube I'm knocked back. The rest of us get knocked away as well. Except for some reason Vella.

“Are you sure about this Ring?"

“Yes the energies are compatible."

“Okay.... She points her ring at the Cube. “In Brightest day in Blackest Unnngh!" Weird silver energy flows from the Cube to Vella. Her ring, and costume all turn silver.

Yeah don't ask me why she constantly changes it was like that before, but green. Any way she started strugglin'. " N... No evil... shall... ugh!" Great she's falterin' Man she's only a rookie Gl. When Kyle Rayner tried that charge from a Cosmic Cube trick he had the ring for a few years.

Then the ring says it. “Power over loading detonation in 3 minutes."

‘Aw man!' She yells I gotta get this outta the city release the power before it kills me/"

No way. I ain't lettin' Vella die even if she will just come back. I aw screw it I might as well admit it to myself. I ain't just attracted to her I got feelin's for her. It's why it tears me up inside every time I see her with that punk Red Hood.
I grab onto her left hand and pull the ring off.

Her costume melts to show regular clothes underneath too bad I was hopin' to get a little show. “Thaddeus what are you doing?" She protests.

I grab onto her and give her a kiss, Yes tongue! The pleasure from the kiss is soon replaced by the cosmic energy burnin' inta my hand causin' blood to spurt out. I grin at her " I always knew we'd be dynamite together." Then I'm miles away in seconds.

The weird energy radiatin' from the ring slowed me down. I got to the Ocean. And ran out in the middle no one here to be hurt but fish, and if we're all lucky Aquaman.

I knew I wasn't gonna make it when I did this as I toss the ring I feel the Speed Force go from me. Ah well Vella baby, Vince my pal, Creepy Batgirl , Spoiler, Iron Lad Slobo I do this fer you guys, and even you Justice "Dogface" Briefs.

The cosmic energy explodes. Burnin' me up after the excruciatin' pain, everything starts goin' dark. Last thing I see, id Vella's ring fly back to her.

Then it's weird I was back at the battle site. Cass gets up “You Kill people because you ... don't like how they save people? you killed Vincent.. Just because you don't like me. Now I'll punish you..."

The Bat freak holds up the cube “How are you going to do that while I have this?"

The Cube starts talkin' “You know I think it'd be funny if you get beat up by a girl."

“What" The monster yells. “She couldn't beat me without you I have super strength!"


The Cube glows “Prove it. If she wins I turn everything back. You win you get to alter reality how you want." I dunno I ain't ever seen the little bat so pissed. I think it ain't gonna be so easy as the monster in the bat suit thinks.

I try to tell Vella I'm okay but I notice she ain't hearin' me even with her enhanced hearing. I try ta touch her, and my hand goes through her face. So I'm dead. Great.

This huge tunnel opens up in the sky and starts sucking me in. Grife knowing all the crap I did in life I probably am gonna see flames and pitch forks on the other side. Oh well at least my death was cooler than Bart's get accidentally shot by some rouge in a brawl Oh Grife I just thought. What if Bart is on the other side? Talk about Hell.

As if summoned by my thought, at the other end of the Tunnel is Bart, and that Superboy Clone, Not Conner, the other clone Van or somethin'.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Spoiler: Rouge Legacy

Ahhh I can't believe it! This team used to have like too many people now we just keep losing members. Justice left for some space fight Slobo had an emo moment. Now our power house and speedster have run off with some nut called The Question.

I did some research on this guy. Man he's like wow he faked his death by lung cancer. He thinks the world is being secretly ruled by a cabal of powerful, and they use crop circles, boy bands, girl scouts, and Baskin Robbins’s 32nd flavor.

What the hell Vincent and Inertia want with that guy I dunno. Vella came in and looked all weird while Babs tries to call in some favors to replenish the ranks, and Stark Jr. Mutters something to himself about how no one needed Thad anyway.

“What’s wrong with you?" I ask the half saiyan girl.

“Vincent called our niece Justice. She apparently came to Earth or whatever I was.

Babs looks up it’s worse than that. Inertia was seen talking with Slobo..." At that moment the door all this weird yellow smoke wafts in. “Cough! Cough! Damn Sage! That stuff stinks!" Vincent complains coming out of it.

“I personally think he gets high offa it." Inertia groans.

“So we gonna fraggin' throw down or not?" That's definitely Slobo.

Justice Briefs scolds The Czarnian. “They’re our friends Slobo we don't need to fight if we can't help it."

"Yer mouth smells like old man." Slobo quips.

What was freaking me out was some chick in black leather was skulking around. She ended up sort of hovering behind Vincent holding his hand for a second then taking out Batarangs? I noticed that the costume was some kind of fetish version of Babs'.

Then this faceless guy in a trench coat makes hi entrance that the Question huh? He doesn't look like much. "The question is do they want to talk? Barbara all of you... all that you see is not real. This reality is a lie."

“Sage! It's fine and dandy if you want to waste your time chasing the Loch ness Monster... and fighting ailen yetis but poisioning these children's minds is too much. And who's the girl dressed up as evil me?"

“Barbara I'm your friend...” Dark Batgirl states.

“Destruction’s Daughter? A super villain?" Babs looks shocked.

“That’s not my name it's Cassandra."

I was about to jump the evil Cassandra when she says “Don’t Stephanie." How does she know my real name? Doesn't matter we've been trying to catch miss wannabe crime lord for weeks now I'm not letting her go. And next thing I know I'm seeing stars.

Damn she's fast I didn't see that punch coming. Why do I feel like that's happened to me before?

Babs orders “Stop them they're being controlled somehow!"

Justice sighs. “it’s always a fight then a team up Damn it Vella don't come after me!"

I shake the cobwebs out. And go after the Question. “This is your fault crazy!" I yell.

He sighs. “This is the kind of behavior that got you killed."

He ducks a kick grabs me in a sleeper hold damn it is every one better trained than me?

Inertia gets to have fun using his speed against Iron Lad. But Anthony somehow started sucking the Speed Force out of him until Vincent Knocked him down Slobo Was knocked though a wall by Vella who was then mobbed by cute animals.

"Aww! Blast it Justice! I can't hurt cute animals not fair!"

The Question whispers in my ear. “Cassandra was your best friend. Here look at these pictures. Ha! Moron he let me go to get something out of his pocket I elbow him in the gut and I see these pictures



“Nice Photoshop." I throw a shuriken at him that he dodges okay I’ll try hand to hand again. Man that doesn't workout I get a few punches in and end up in an arm bar.

“You’re improving Miss Brown. So how's Tim Drake doing?"

“Who?" I ask.

"What about your child?" He keeps babbling.

"First you act like I was dead once I wasn't and I never had a kid. What's wrong with you?"


“Her name is Gwen." The Question states matter of factly. Then I remember... my daugher. I... I remember everything.

" Gwen! Gwen! Where are you?" I start getting hysterical she should be around here somewhere. Cass! Where is she?"

Cass unfortunately is busy.

She takes down Babs after dodging a few batarangs when Babs screams. “I’m Batgirl!"

Cass takes off the mask. “If you wanted to be Batgirl again you... could just ask."

“Wait...This isn't right I retired months before I was shot right after the Crisis. I...I what’s going on?" She asks. “Cassie Vic? Can you two please fill me in? Last thing I remember was arguing with Misfit who wanted to go on a mission with Huntress, and Manhunter then bam! I'm reliving my past. Um Cass your boyfriend, and the Kid Flash Clone are still fighting with Mini Iron Man."

“Aw comon' I been wantin' to beat the hell outta Stark fer some time!" Thawne grins.

“Geeze can you be anymore childish?" Justice growls.

“Get bent dogface." Inertia laughs. “Oh and if ya try a spell on me I’ll vibrate my hand through your skull at the speed of light."

Iron Lad groans "get off!”

This whiney voice yells “You ruined it! The world was better and you ruined it!"


Barbara kept chanting "Please don't be Batmite. Please don't be Batmite."

When this weirdo pops up.

“Okay what is that?" Babs Asks.


Vincent smiles " this wimp has a thing against Cass I beat his ass before I’ll do it again."

The monster guy holds up this square thing, and a hole is blasted through Vincent’s chest.

Cass runs over to the body. “You killed him!"

“Doesn’t matter I can remake him any way I want. As long as I have this!"

The Question Gasps. “Dear God the Cosmic Cube!"

The weird monster dressed in a Bat costume laughs. “That’s right it’s my world you're just living in it."

If this is a dream I want to wake up now.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Vincent: reconnecting

Man this sucks one day everything is how you know it the next it all goes crazy. And you begin to wonder if you're the one that's crazy. That's the way it seems now. I have to find Batgirl.

I know we may be over since she has such a problem with my killing... okay I admit that fox thing was an accident, but I'm a saiyan warrior. Killing is what we do... but Uncle Goku has been saying That I shouldn't just blast those that threaten Cass, let her fight her own fights, and only kill when as a last resort to save people.

Dad just answered "Bah!" So I have no idea what his idea on it is but I guess I don't want regular people afraid of me like Wolverine though. Oh well that's not my main concern that is Cassandra herself.

Whoever twisted reality around made her a criminal master mind. Even if we end up broken up I know she'd never be happy like that. And when it comes down to it I want her to be happy rather we're together or not.

So I ignore Inertia’s babbling after he ran around the planet in seconds, and already reported to the Question. “How come even in a rebooted Universe Vella is still with Todd? Albeit a wimpier Todd but still."


I roll my eyes. "Thad, Sun girl is perfect for you she’s from the same time you, are she's psychotic. She makes out with you in alleys. That and it's really freaking creepy when you talk about my sister."

He mumbles while I finally find Cass' ki and fly on ahead. “Thad if I need help I'll call but I doubt I will." I fly to a building with a huge penthouse, again with the Penthouses... I guess Cass doesn't go for the cliché warehouses.


I float outside when I'm jumped by half animal men. Idiots I'd just be scratched a bit form the hundred story fall, they'd be street pizza. I toss them back into the window they jump out of.

That Shredder guy the only one besides Cass that made it from form the fight we had without being arrested, attacked.


“You're that boy. I saw how you looked; at the daughter of Cain I'll let you know she will be my bride leave now!"

I threw up in my mouth a little. “Look guy you're like what forty? You’re a disturbed man."

"I am not forty!" he complains Tries swiping my head off with those wolverine rip-off claws. II back hand him away like a bug, a group of Foot ninjas swarm me I yawn unleash a little Ki knocking them all over the room. Then suddenly I sense a high power level. I turn to see Match? What the Heck?

“You’re not into Cass too are you?" I ask.

"Nope I'm just a Henchman. Dental for all!" You know that explains the yellow costume.




“Heh. One of my hobbies is beating the guy you were cloned from Match. I'll gladly embarrass you too, you Superboy wanna be."

He heat visions me; I put some ki to my hands, and knock the blast away. But then I discover he has a trick Kon doesn’t he turned invisible, and got me with a surprise shot o the jaw, I slam through the wall.

Okay since I now know about it I senses his life energy, and land a hard punch to his gut after , a few super speed rights and lefts I spin kick him thin to the floor, after breaking into a few peoples apartments I grab him toss him throw outside.

"Get ready for oblivion!" I shout. “Big Bang Atta..."

A soft voice interrupts us. “Match, get down here."

It was Cass of course she would know me and Match both have super hearing.

“Mr. Briefs... it seems... our mutual um attraction has brought you here."
I Smile “Yeah you remember me?"

“I only just... met you but I will... um give you the chance... I gave the Shredder... fight me, win... I'm yours.... lose... you serve me."

"Guessing you beat him." I question.

“Three times now. How about you?"

Well seems Cass remembers the Red Sonja movie we watched since that's taken from it. I have so many powers I cold beat her easily problem is I don't want to hurt he... but if I end up being stupid, and losing... well maybe I can get her to remember me if I'm around her.

“Yeah sure let's fight." She takes me to this gym area. She takes off her shirt leaving just a sports bra, trying to distract me huh?



Okay I can play that particular game too.



Then the fight is on I doge shurikens, and her Adamntium gloves. " Hmmm. Maybe Saiyans.. Are great warriors... after all?"

“Fighting’s not the only thing we do well. Okay Supersaiyans anyway most saiyans... aren't really all that great at anything."

She punches through my after image shocked I thought I'd have all the time in the world to hit her with a non lethal ki blast. She somehow senses it coming, and leaps over it. My shock was gives her an opening to hit me with those gloves, while I'm on the ground she throws something in my face.

Great I'm blinded now. but I have five other senses, I can hear her breathing smell what directions she coming from I can feel the vibrations of her foot falls on the floor I can sense her life force... not sure what taste will do oh well

I can hear her make a disappointed noise as I block her kick to my face, the next time she tries to strike me it's with a sword that cuts through my skin. Where is she getting all this Adamantium?

Okay let's even the odds I can feel the sunlight coming in through the windows. I'm going to use a technique Tien created he likes to call Fist of the Sun. I prefer “Solar Flare!"

The light blinds her but she tries to throw Shuriken where she hears me breathe I blast her. I keep hearing her leap over the blasts she can't see my body language she must be sensing changes in the air before the it hits she tries to trick my hearing buy throwing weapons away from her location But I can still sense where she really is. I love ki sense so much better than those crappy scouters the normal saiyans use.


Finally my vision returns, I see her glove coming toward my face great her sights returned too. We both try trade blows back and forth Cass gasps. “Those are my moves!"

"You taught them to me baby you have to remember your brother Tim told you abut me you started teaching me for the Boudakai. You did so because you liked me but I was too dumb to realize it. Come on Cass this has to ring a bell."

Her eyes looked confused like she is remembering it. “When we started dating I'd pick you up every evening after your reading lessons with Raven You started Legacy because Batman was being a jerk..."

She strikes me in the nose with her glove on reflex I turn super saiyan and throw a punch I realize what I'm doing, and stop myself but the wind coming off the blow knocks her back into the wall.

Oh God I didn't want to hurt her “Cass!" I run up to her and pick her up her ki is strong she doesn't have any broken bones her eyes open and she kisses me “you win... My boy. I remember everything."

She kisses me , and well we kind of ...reunited though it's was a bit weird with her ordering to transform looks like someone's been talking to Mirai's wife.

The next morning I wake up, and she's stitch in something into some black leather. She somehow knows I'm awake. "Get dressed." She says simply. As I dos o she asks. “Who else knows?"

"Question and Inertia." I answer.

“Hnh." She answers I really hate it when she imitates Batman. But I guess it's no different than me shouting Bah! “We’ll need more Legacy members... find Justice... and Slobo in... case Barbara is a fake, and not my friend. Whoever did this wanted to tortureme... Making me evil... taking you away having you with Kara. do you know where Tim is? Batman? Nightwing? Stephanie? Gwen? Red Hood, Damien?"


“Dick’s the same. Jason's Robin. Haven't seen Tim, or Gwen. Steph is dating Conner here, man talk about a step-down going from Robin to Super Idiot." I answer.

“Conner’s not so bad... just belongs to Wondergirl. Sooner he realizes ... that the better. Okay can you fly with me ... fast enough so the Villains won't see me? Without um hurting me?" She puts the leather on, and what looks like a cloak on.



“Yeah I can put an energy field around you around you why?" I query.


I'd rather not have to fight ... my way out of here... I'm saving my strength for that did this to us." She gets up, and I see what she sewed onto the leather. A bat symbol on her the chest.

"First we go to Question, and Inertia, find Slobo and Justice...then find out if Barbara is real if so we find a way to keep her walking... Then all of us will stop the one that took our lives... and fix everything."



Wow. She looks determined. Well okay she's always determined. But well... At least we have a plan now.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Inertia: the world is screwed up

What. The. Hell. I take one power nap, and I wake up in the Twilight Zone. Oracle is suddenly Batgirl an' leadin' this team Vincent has no idea who Cassandra Cain is.

I went into the future, and well it's unaffected. I still saw Cass as Batwoman leadin' more adult us. Sprok we're gonna be like the Nightwing Titans. Well maybe I should know alternate futures ain't always gonna happen.

Yup I had a freak out when I originally saw this turn of events. But now I 'm gonna act like I'm back to normal, and observe things. Oracle lectured us on this Villain. I ain't callin' her Batgirl I didn't go that far back in time.


No one seemed to be listenin'. Spoiler, and Vella were gossipin' Iron Lad fiddlin’ with some armor component. Vincent was on the phone with someone. At some point the red head gave up and said “Kids!"

So I just listened ... Spoiler 's datin' Super twerp? Conner? Bwhahahaha! There's gonna be some problems between Drake, and Kent when the Universe gets put back right.

If Tim Drake even exists in this reality because about fifteen minutes later Jason Picked up Vella, and he was Robin. He had a horrible costume that was a weird combo of The Robin, and Red Robin outfits.



He apparently lived through the Joker beating, and never stopped bein' Robin. Yet he's still datin' Vella, oddly he said the most stupid thing... “Spoiler you need let go of all that anger."

Well after that I had ta run away laughin' I find Supergirl arguin' with Vince. “Last night you yelled out some other girl's name!"

"I didn't mean it!" he protests.

“Yeah, it's obvious you want to be with this other girl whoever she is we're finished!”

I run up to the Demi Saiyan. “Don’t matter ya like 'im wit' a darker personality any way.”

“Not now Thad." Vince whines. “If only I'd stop having those dreams of some I dunno it sounds ridiculous."


“Lemme guess dark hair quiet, has a lotta scars."

“Oh Great you're a telepath now” he laughs bitterly.

“Naw Someone's been messin' wit reality; I'm not affected because I'm from the future. Your subconscious mind is remeberin' how things are supposed ta be."


"And people think Saiyans are weird." he laughs. “I think all that running has screwed up your head."


Before I can say anything else our communicators go off. “You’re all needed in the City looks like Destruction's Daughter is here after all."

We both look at each other “that’s the worst villain name ever” I laugh.

“Oh yeah like Inertia is great" he snorts.

Any way Babsie leads us to this Penthouse where a whole group. Of villains are gathered around. Some girl all in black looks us over. “This... City's protectors... So the Bat... clued you in to... my arrival. I'm taking over... you'll die."

That voice the body type the halting way of speaking? Oh no way somebody has a sick sense of humor. Man whoever did this reality switch better have their insurance paid up that's all I know?

Some loser Hulk Villain called Speed Freak tries to cut me with Adamantium blades.

“How are you faster than me? I cut the Hulk!" He snivels.

"Um I'm a lot faster than the Hulk loser." I taunt him for a little bit until his slowness bores me. Then I punch him in the face. Vella beat Moonstone, what's with all the Hulk enemies?

Spoiler fights with some dude called the Shredder. She ends up knocking' him out with a brick. Ironlad fought some Crimson Dynamo his out dated armor stalled on him, and he's well now a living statue. Poor Cold war armored guy.

Babs was knocked out in a minute by Destruction's daughter well I could a told her that would happen.


Spoiler leapt at her, Saying "no one hurts my mentor!" yeah poor Steph went down faster. Vella Flies up to her. “Look you can't win your power level is about eight. You're stronger than most humans but not by much."

“The strongest doesn't always win... the fight. She threw this powder in Vel's eyes... Sight she has a GL ring and can make a force feild but her pride didn't let her think a non powered human could do anything to her.


“Sneezing powder ... alien. Can't concentrate on your powers or ring she takes out her Adamantium gloves and smacks Vel’s jaw. Next she throws some pellets containing acid at Anthony it started melting his armor.

“Not again! My armor! Damn it!"

She looks over at me in fightin' stance. I smile. “Yeah I ain't gonna fall for that Cassie baby."

“What did you ... call me?" She asks.

"Cassandra that's your name girl. And I know David Cain didn't teach ya how ta study tour opponents before fightin' em then usin' gadgets. Nope that was a guy wit' a bat fetish."

Vincent beats the Hell put of some big shark man, and flies towards Cass. “You may have hurt my friends babe but you're not beating me wait your scent..."

They stare at each other. “Hnh. You're ... cuter than your... picture."

"Yeah let me guess you're ugly under that mask aren't you... whoa deja vu!" Vince looks shocked " I ... We have done this before." She was about to jump him when I use that bit of distraction ta throw a net on her. Oh and I take off her mask.



Vince smirks “Hello beautiful... Wait Cass?"

She punches him in the groin with that glove. She then cuts through the net, and runs off. Vince moaning "Cass come back."

Later at home we're all yelled at by Oracle. “Yeah you didn't do all that well either." I sneer.

This gets me cussed out ... I just run away I mean I don't have ta listen to some reality transplant who should be in a clocktower in Platinum Flats right now.

I catch Vince trying to do something floating over the city. “I’m trying to find Cass if that’s what you're going to ask if I try hard enough I can find her ki."

“So ya remember her huh?" I state.

“Yes... Tell me something Thad what the hell happened to the Universe I know she wouldn't want to be a villain."


All the sudden all this weird yellow smoke wafts around us. "That my young friends is the Question."


Oh of course something weird happens, and Vic Sage comes running like a moth to a flame. I really shouldn't be surprised.


TBC