Vincent: The dead rise

Epilogue:

Spoiler stares at Batgirl, as they swing across the Gotham skyline. “Ya know Cassie, you maybe a little harsh on the monkey boy."

"He killed Spoiler..." Batgirl starts.

“And? So did I. It's not like you don't want me to be your friend anymore. Jason look at the body count he's racked up you still see him as a brother you've even protected him a couple of times. What about Black Wind you were all drooling over that guy. He was a terrorist."

“Stephanie..."

“No just listen you tried to help Alpha stop killing a guy you met what once before you tried to do that? Yet the boy you claim to be in love with that Robin introduced you too I might add a guy who's a pretty good judge of character You get all ,mad at him when he blasts Slade who heals as fast as Wolverine Wilson and some dog woman that wanted to kill you. Or haven't you noticed he only kills when his life or yours is threatened."


"..."




West City.

Man this sucks! Cass is off in Gotham probably a good thing I can stop being angrily gestured at. Spoiler is with her... Vella on some misadventure with Shiara something about my gay nephew HS (I mean really what straight guy would wear that costume willingly?) I don't know where Inertia is probably off to something perverted would be a safe bet, and Anthony is locked up in his workshop.



Trunks and Mirai are somewhere... Bra is in Paris France. Dad is at The Amazing Mutant Race 4. so I'm the only one here to protect this city. Some terrorist group was stealing one of my mom's weapons prototypes.


The normal ones I knocked out easily. But this one guy was more than he seemed.


I'm about to punch him when he knocks me back... weird I didn't sense his ki... in fact I sense nothing from him." Super strength huh? Yes I have that too." I smirk. Then all of the sudden he shows off super speed, great a Meta human with no ki could he hiding it?

“Foolish Prince you know nothing of suffering. You are fat... and have all of these decadent things I mneed these weapons you're mother created to free my country."

"Too bad you're not getting them." I dodge a swing, and slam my fist in his guts he spits out maggots, and worms and black liquid gross. That distraction was enough for him to smack me through a wall.

“I’m sorry prince but we're equal in strength, and speed I’m a far better fighter. You do not fight for things I fight for freedom; you can not hope to beat the Black Wind"


More like hot air I think to myself yeah he blabs about suffering... I'd like to see him survive one sparring match with my dad. Okay as a normal saiyan he may be tough let's see how he deals with a super saiyan.

I transform and pound more worms and black stuff put off him as he falls I notice something on his hand... a black ring. Like Vella's Green ring. The same kind of ring Black Mask wore.

Now it makes sense... No ki, the maggots and worms I'm fighting a corpse.

“So the rumors about your father are true he can transform into a stronger version of himself. You have inherited this ability."

“And you're a freaking zombie!" I spit. “Prepare to go back to the grave flesh eating monster!"

I set up to fire a ki blast when he calls up a tornado that sucks the air out of my lungs. Damn I can just hear Dad now “boy you should have put up a ki shield to keep your oxygen! Hmph now you're going to die oh well I made the right choice in making Trunks the Prince of all Saiyans, and my heir."

Damn it Trunks is an empty headed moron I should be the next King! Then I sense two human power levels I recognize both, one I know intimately Cass, and Steph. Crap! If this thing kills me... he'll try to eat them.

I know they can take care of themselves, and all but when powers are involved... no! I'm not letting Cass get eaten I don't care if she is mad at me And she'll probably be madder after this "FINAL SHINE ATTACK!"

The stupid tornado screws up my aim I only cut him in half. At least it makes him stop with the wind. “Okay Zombie where were we?"

Cass yells “no!"

“Sorry baby he's not alive." I blast his head off.

Cass starts crying. That's weird why does she care about some zombie.' Oh great you killed her first crush again." Steph looks on in horror.


“No he was still dead. I take the ring off his finger, and toss it at her “look familiar?"

“Oh great maybe we should give these things to Vella, so she can take them to the GLC I mean they look like black versions of their rings.

Cass glares at me.

I glare back “Would you rather I died instead? He's already dead Cass."


No... I don't want you to die... I just never wanted to see you... blast off Black Wind's head either."

“Sweetie he was a zombie..."

“I know... I saw the ... maggots, and the black ring... not mad, but I will help you change just give me time."

“Change? What are you talking about? Did I miss something?"

She was all silent after that as the body turned to dust. I turn to Spoiler. “You know it's a good thing you came back the old fashioned way with the Dragon Balls. Just think you could be wearing one of those black rings right now."



She shivers at the thought. I thought maybe I could talk to Cass, so I go to the Legacy House. She locks me out of her cave though. Damn I sleep on the couch.

Stephanie Brown and my sister wake me up this morning.

“Why are you sleeping on the couch? Kara kick you out?"

"Kara, What?" So sleepy.

Iron Lad claps me on the shoulder better hurry up our fearless leader Batgirl is on a tear this morning probably had a fight with Nightwing again."

“Hey do not diss the Batgirl!" Spoiler demands.

We walk into the meeting room where Inertia is screaming "this ain't right! You ain't supposed to be here!"

Batgirl gives the rest of us a look.

“Okay which one of you let him get drunk?" She scolds.

Thad raves “Where’s Cassandra Cain? What the Sprock is Barbara freakin' Gordon doing here?"

Babs slaps her fore head." Why did I take over mentoring these kids, you owe me Dick Grayson."


Cassandra Cain? Who's that? And why does that name sound familiar when I've never heard it before?

The Invnicible Iron Lad: The end of a fool's errand.

Sigh I know Laura is in that Amazing Mutant Race Thing. But am I jealous of that West guy? nah. There are other fish in the sea as they say. Oh, and that reminds me I had this weird dream the other night.



Probably means I shouldn't eat pizza before bed. Well Batgirl decided we should all abandon our city to search after some super powered mercenary that apparently she used to work for.

Yeah this is a great idea especially with Vince, and Vella's dad gone. So anyway we waltz right into a trap, that even Vincent. And Inertia could see was a trap. And her excuse? To save a girl that was her enemy.


Waaait, a minute I got it. Maybe the Batchick is attracted to pirate girl? No wait she's so obsessive over Vince, and he back to her... but I like the first thought better... I'll be remembering that thought during alone time.


Cass and Spoiler attacked Deathstroke. Cass he had some trouble with not so much Steph. But Ravager jumped on Cass, Sweet!


Deathstroke had no trouble with Spoiler until Vince attacked him, but this was weird, since I saw Vince fighting with Match, and losing. I scan both Vinces and my armor says they're both him but at half power, what the hell? Saiyans are so freaking weird.

While I'm scanning I get attacked by Wondergirl's clone. “Hey! Pay attention sweetie Oh well I have you now." She gets me with her lasso I grin in my armor. “If you have you also have my chest laser.

I zap her in the eyes, and then blast her with sonics in her ears. That seems to work with her off balance I throw a few punches, too soften her up, and then unleash my repulsors.

Match notices this, and attacks me, “I’m going to tear you out of your armor!"

"I'm sick to death of people tearing me out of this armor!" I shout “Eat Kryptonite clone of a clone!"

I fire a ray that simulates Kryptonite, putting loser Match on his knees.

Meanwhile Vince one fights Deathstroke. “Foolish Boy you should know Cain's daughter doesn't need protection from you!" While Vince two takes on ninjas. Stephanie goes from to fighting the Ninjas aw well since she seems to have better luck with them, than the terminator.

Meanwhile Cass was doing the whole “you’re father is evil, and controlling you... You can fight him... but then this weird furry thing tried to get on in the fight.



EEEW! Furry disgusting. “I have to get back in the assassin game!" it says. “I’ll show my skills by killing Batgirl, and Ravager!"



"Where... did you come from?" Cass. Asks as she kicks the furry in the face.


Rose grins "before you kill us, maybe you should fight someone more your skill level? Like a yellow belt at the local gym." They both knock her off the building.

Weirdly one of the Vinces follows, and about five minutes later, a Bluish light, and huge boom follow, the other Vincent, fires a similar light, at the Terminator. “Damn it! I only have half my power! Stupid Split Form Technique! Slade's Healing Factor will have him up, and around in no time.

At this time Sun Girl grabs me. “You’re armor is solar powered. Now that power is mine!" Before she can drain any serious amount of power Inertia grabs her. "DONTWORRYIKNOWHOWTODEALWITHHER!"


Then everything went to Hell. I forgot to mention Heroslayer was here, and Heroslayer killed Vella's First... second whatever boyfriend VAN-EL. All these gold, red, and green energy spikes fly everywhere.

Heroslayer is torn from his armor. (Man I know that feeling.) And the normally cute and happy Vella is acting like a savage animal. Throwing around Slayer like a rag doll.

“You like killing Heroes? How about being killed by one will that be fun?' She grabs him up by the neck and begins squeezing.

The Slayer coughs. “You didn't love that clone anyway... anyone with half a brain could see you were using him!"

She makes a green sword with her ring. And is about to stab Slayer when Batgirl jumps in between them. I look, around, and see that Ravager is running away, looks like she's going the opposite way of her dad was blasted, but I'm not sure.



" Vella. Don't kill him." Cass orders.


“Look Batgirl that's your way not mine. Heroslayer killed someone important to me, and sticking him in the prison doesn't work!"

“But... the Green Lanterns will kick you ...out for killing someone... that has been defeated."


“Darn it!" Wow such language Vella...

She drops him, and Heroslayer taunts her. Getting his arm, and legs crushed for it. Maybe this wasn't so bad, we caught Match, Heroslayer, Evil Wondergirl clone, some generic ninjas. While Deathstroke, and Ravager escaped.

Batgirl was admonishing Vince who one guy again. He doesn't seem to be taking any of this seriously.

“You... tried to kill Slade. And what happened to... the ugly... dog ...girl?"


“Nothing." Vincent protests.

“You’re lying you're body language tells me.”

“Damn get off my case Woman!"

“My name is Cassandra not Woman." She turns on me. “Ironlad... find Inertia... we're going home."

They argue a little more about finding the Terminator where Cass said Vincent’s done enough.


Gah! Why do I have to find the little speed freak, Why not Spoiler? Damn it when Justice and Slobo where on the team she'd get one of them to do it. Now I have to do it mother f... whoa are Inertia, and Sungirl making out? Oh I'm telling everyone this but first I'm taking pictures. So glad I built a camera in this armor.

I fly back, and a couple of minute later Inertia runs back, Vella squeals “Oooh! You have a girlfriend!"

He tries to protest. Until I show the picture. Then he winks, at Vella. “You’re my first choice..."

Vella's face gets red. “Okay... Um hey... let's um lock up all these bad guys we beat, AND I'LL GO HOME TO SEE HOW JASON'S DOING YOU KNOW MY BOYFRIEND." She yells obviously nervous.

Spoiler Growls “Why does no one hit on me?"


Thad grins “Okay I'll hit on you."

“EEW! No I take it back yuck!"

Sigh. What am I doing with this bunch still? Oh well some villains get to cool off in the Vault. I guess it's worth putting up with this. “Oh yeah how come there were two Vincent’s I ask.

Vella grins. A technique our Uncle Tien taught us, Split Form.”

Okay so it’s not Saiyans that are weird it’s Japan...okay got it.

Vella: Mary Marvel is funny looking.

You know I miss the sweet nice Cassandra, The one who’d would hang out with me , and we'd eat cereal sitting on the floor. And we'd talk about stuff well I'd talk she'd smile and nod. Now we have Crazy over determined Batgirl. Though I'll tell you the truth, I’d take angry pushy Cass, over that spa mom made me go to.

Mud baths, being wrapped in kelp? Rubbed by weird people. No thank you.

Any way we're trying to find Deathstroke the terminator to free her daughter because Cass was drugged the same way a while back. But she's only like this now because we're apparently ready to fight him now.

I'm a little offended by that. I mean he's just some old guy with a small power level, swords, guns, and no depth perception. Oh, and he has a creepy obsession with girls younger than me. But he's not “all that" as Bra says.

Bah! Anyway as we were taking down some of his buddies in the Secret society. This weird power level close to mine comes up. “Well well Legacy my master wants me to destroy!" Some weird looking girl states.



I only had one reaction to that. " Bwhahahahahahaha!"

“Who dares laugh at Mary Marvel?" she sneers.

“Mary? heh hee. What happened did you get attacked by The Blind Hair dresser?" Hah ha!"

She glares. “I was tired of being stupid like you Vella Oh cheery stupid Mary let’s ignore her. Now no one's going to ignore me!"

I laugh again. “No kidding. Not with that silly hair do."


She points “I won't kill you; I'll take you to Darkseid so he can corrupt you. You'll learn the power of Anti-life!"

"If I have to cut my hair like that no thanks!" I giggle.

“Little fool! You can't stop it, what are you going to do? Pull my hair, or slap me? But just know after I'm done with you I'll kill your little friends."

I rub my chin. “What am I going to do? Maybe this?" I throw ten super speed jabs with my right, and then toss an uppercut with my left knocking her out of the building into the sky.


I smirk. “Hair pulling? Please!"

I see that the others seem to have the Society under control so I go after Mary. She hurls thunder at me I shield myself with my ring's power. She uses that moment to slam me hard into the ground."

I get up spit the blood out, and begin gathering my Ki. I still haven't got the hang of transforming to my most powerful level yet so it'll take a minute. Mary flies towards me ready to rip off my head when I start screaming.

“You’d better scream slut!" She yells. The energy from my transformation knocks her back.

“Heh... You freak." I say sounding creepily like my dad ewwww. “I wasn't screaming because of you. I'm not used to this transformation yet. Though you wouldn't know about muscles growing bigger in a minute would you?"

She snorts " You don't look any bigger all that you look like is your hair is all messed up, and some weird things around your eyes.

I laugh. “Yeah you're one to talk about bad hair, but I'm glad I'm not a guy, I'd have hair all over my chest right now. This is Super Saiyan 4."

“At least my hair isn't blue!" She shoots back.

“It’s aqua not blue." I explain. “And at least I don't look like the poster girl for female Rogaine."

She charges at me, and I easily dodge. She keeps falling for the after image technique hitting where I was instead of where I am. " @#$#@ Skank stay still!"

I punch her in the jaw. “Someone needs to wash your mouth out with soap." She growls after I say that “Sorry was I not supposed to hit you? I mean you are so slow I became bored. "

“I will not be beaten by you cheery little bimbo!" She keeps trying to hit me I keep dodging until I slam my left hand into her gut. She backs off coughing.

“You all forget what I am don't you?" I chortle. “Yes I have a green lantern ring. I'm not emo like a lot of other superhero teens. But that doesn't make me dumb. I have the blood of a family of scientists in my veins. I can build a robot before lunch. But also I have the blood of the most fearsome warriors this universe has ever known! I am a princess of the Saiyans! Galaxies used to tremble at our name. Now Mary you will too!" Wow that sounds really pompous doesn't it?


She looks unmoved. “little girl, you're part of an endangered species, after this it's going to get more so."

She throws more really slow punches. I grab her fist. “If you think my fists are something wait until you feel my kicks." I bust her nose with my boot. She falls to the ground, and throws dirt in my eyes.

Too bad I can still read her ki I use the momentum of her punch against her and toss her to the ground then blind her with that move Bra taught the Kaldescope attack.

While she's whining I my eyes tear up flushing out the dirt. I growl and beat her down. I let my temper go until I realize she may just be mind controlled.

“Mary. You can't beat me. Let me help you."

She cackles punching me in the solar plexus. “Soft little fool. I don't need your help. Now die!"

She throws a bunch more lightning at me. With my ring I make a pipe. That points back at her letting her get hit with her own powers. I roll my eyes. “I warned you Mary sorry."

“Stupid cheating ring!" She bellows.

“My dad says there is no cheating in a fight just those too wimpy to use what they can to win FINAL FLASH!" I respond blasting her with all the ki I built up.

I transform back to my normal self. She gets up all ticked, burned, and hurt. “Fool! Darkseid's power will get me back to normal soon while you've wasted all your power."

I grin “forgot my ring again didn’t you?" Big green fists slam her over, and over then I finish it off with a green piano, and a 1millon ton weight.

“And they say I'm wasting my time watching cartoons." I say to my self." You Mary have been Vellapwned."

“Boo!" Vincent yells behind me.


“Oh you’re just mad because you like girls in black leather." I laugh.

“Well only if they're Asian." He laughs.

“Speaking of... Did Cass get anything?" I ask.

“Yeah they gave up Slade. Probably a trap though. We already called the cops here's you a Senzu Bean let's go."

Wow this night never ends. Oh well still better than that spa that gets mad at you for eating the cucumbers they put on your eyes. I was hungry.

Damn it Vella.

ng us ragged. She's all the time looking for Deathstroke the Terminator. Ended up getting us into a fight with some of David Cain's other kids. These kids are no where near as good as Cass.

I think Cass' psycho dad is still trying to get even with Slade. Any way when we get back home Cass is pissed punching anything she sees. She's hot when pissed. I thought to myself “this is gonna be a fun night tonight."


I was smirking when until I hear Inertia hit on my sister. “Dude what about that girl you got that number from that the Dark Side Club?"

“Well I'm a lil' afraid It'll turn out that number was from... Hulking."

" Only one way to find out Thad, it's better to than sitting around here lusting after girls that already have boyfriends like my sis, and Spoiler."


He shrugs oh well. "If it is Hulking... I'll just run." he vanishes at super speed.

I listen to Spoiler, and Vella argue.” Jason magically vanished from the Gotham City Jail. The cell bars looked like they were bent and nobody saw who got him out." Spoiler gripes.


“Why do you think Jay couldn't get out by himself?"

“And bend steel bars?" Steph shoots. “That nut tried to kill my boyfriend, and you freed him!"

“Don’t you have some mob bosses to shoot in the head?" Vella growls.

Cass yells. “Hey... no fighting. Steph...you can't fight Vella she’s too strong... and well better trained."

“What? She's only been alive a year that's impossible!” Spoiler complains.

“You ... slack off too much." Cass looks at me. “You... with me!"

I didn't care much about Vel, and Steph's argument anymore. I wake up the next morning after a wild night kind of tired. I'm half saiyan, and she tires me out. She'd probably kill a normal guy. She does look calmed down afterwards.

“Don’t worry babe, we’ll take down Deathstroke."

She gives me a weird smile.

"You're a good boy... We'll look again for him tonight... then we'll beat that bastard. Go home... sleep."

Any way I sneak home. As I walk by Vella's room I smell blood. Human blood. I open the door. “Jason is that you?"

“No I'm a stuffed animal what do ya think?" I look down at his leg; he's bleeding from a gun shot to it.

I slap my forehead. “I think my twin did something really stupid by breaking you out. Damn it Vel."

“Hey all I was doing was defending Gotham!" He protests.

“By getting all the gangs to kill each other and all the corrupt cops, then shooting Tim?" I snipe.

“I wasn't trying to kill the bird boy. I wanted him to help me... but I was just trying to scare him away alright."

Vella's voice comes up behind us. “That fight was dumb Jay you shouldn't have done it SHIELD has kicked you out. You’re probably wanted... Here's a Senzu bean for my warrior." She's calling him a saiyan pet name? Oh crap.

"Where did you get these beans?" Jason asks.

“From a talking cat on top of the world." Vella grins.

“Okay if you don't want to tell me don't make up crazy stories. He sighs.

“She’s not making it up." I explain. “Korin is a martial arts master that grows these things, and he just happens to be a talking cat."

“What are you two on?" He jokes.

I pull Vella out by the arm into the corridor. “What are you doing? You broke him out? You're a Green Lantern pretty much a cop. You can't be breaking out convicts. "

“I love him." She blurts out.” Besides I didn’t use my ring only my natural powers.

That was what I was afraid of." What happened to experimenting with him, and ending up with a guy like Van?"

She looks guilty "Jason was always the one for me, I was kidding myself with Van, I know I'm a bad person."

“No you're not, just a confused one." I say.

She speaks up. “You know his plan wasn't anything that our dad wouldn't have come up with."

She has a point I can see dad making his enemies fight each then taking out the stragglers.

“Vella still it was wrong." I chide.

“If it was Cass tell me you wouldn't do that." She smirks.

“Okay you have a point." I agree.

“Yeah it's like we know who has the pants on in that relationship MR. Cain." She giggles.

“Why does everyone call me that?" I sigh.

" Cass orders you around..." she chuckles.” That and you're future son is named Bruce CAIN not Briefs."

"It's not like that kid will be born." I protest.

Vella smirks again. “Please the only way that'll happen is if you stop sharing Cass' bed. And you're not strong enough to be celibate. Face it, Brother; you're going to father Bat-Babies."


I mutter some curse words. “I’m telling Mom!" She shouts.

“Tattle tail." I accuse.

“Hey Vince, Jason can be a hero again he just needs to know someone will cares for him, and believes in him. Just like your future son. Bruce Cain doesn't have to be the bad guy we saw a while a back he could be a hero. Imagine what villains will think of fighting a guy with your power, and Batgirl's skills."

I never thought about that. I push that thought out of my head. “Anyway speaking of Mom, she'll freak if she sees Jason in your room."

At that moment, as if on cue he shouts. We run into Vel's room where she asks “What’s wrong baby?"

“This card fell on the bed from nowhere. It read. You’re an Outlaw now. What Now? That is the Question, contact me. the card then had this I dunno smoke puff out of it. Look now."

We both look at the card.

We say in Unison " Vic." What does Legacy's former mentor want with Jason Todd?

Spoiler: Dark Side Club?

Okay it's been a while since I've actually you know seen Tim. The paranoid part of me thinks it's because after he made some speech about responsibility, or fair play or something I forget about, I did this.

But the rational side says that he's off on some mission, and I shouldn't worry. Vella said they are probably off on a mission together.

“Um Vel hon, if Jason, and Tim were together we should worry, they'd kill each other."

She winks at me like I've seen her mom wink at people when she thinks she knows something they don't. "Jay would beat up Tim yeah, but never kill him. The whole hate thing is him acting macho."

But we soon forgot about that stuff As Justice has been upset. It looks like the evil version of her dad has resurfaced, and is claiming she's her uncle's daughter, that and her grandfather is going to kill her. Meanwhile her real dad is withdrawing more and more.

So yeah she's been pretty bad Vella though it would be a good idea to take us
To a planet she found out on patrols, apparently it had fruit that walks around, so not taking Gwen there, yeah Vella says it's not dangerous, but guns aren't to miss invulnerable either.

The others decided to stay there, and first thing that happens is I'm attacked by a killer strawberry. It must know how many it’s of relatives I've eaten. Then I get to hear disgusting things like Vella saying “Jason can go all night long. " EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!

Oh yeah and this happened.

Freud would love to analyze that girl. When we get back home we find Vincent with a black eye. I ask how, and he says. “Cass’ bad habit."

“Belching in front of people?"

“No running around nude." he groans.

I gasp “She still does that? So how did that end up with you getting a black eye?"

“Well for some reason the Outsiders where at Bat's place, and well."


I was pissed that they tried to do that with my girlfriend...

I laughed. “You tried to say feel my wrath? You can't pull off feel my wrath! Your dad can pull that off in fact he'd scare some people, but you? Nope!"

"Yeah and Grace doesn't like to be threatened. So we got into a fight."

“Who won?" I question.

“No one Batman comes in and kicks everyone out."

Inertia shakes his head. “You could watch three hotties go at it, and you get all jealous what's wrong with you?"

Vincent growls “No one touches her but me."

“Yeah ya sound like a real stable there Vince." Thad grunts. Before they can say anymore we're called into the meeting room uh-oh. Cass is in full Bat Mode.



“I’ve decided you are all ready." She blurts out. Not that any of us has any idea what she's talking about.


“Mind clueing us in to what you're talking about?" Anthony smirks.

“Deathstroke... has done to his own daughter... what he did to me... I didn't think you were ready... to help the Titans fight him. The fight with Lobo... proved me wrong... Also my Brother Tim ... is missing."


A feeling like ice went up in, my chest. Missing?


“Actually he ain't." Inertia pipes in “He’s been fighting cage matches at the Dark Side Club for the last few weeks."

“I grab him by the throat guess Speedy wasn't all that fast there.” You knew! Any you didn't tell us?"


My hand feels weird for a second, and he phases through it. “If ya wanta get rough see me in my bedroom later." What a punk! “But I just thought Bird Boy was tryin' to man up or somethin' I didn't know he was kidnapped."

He runs to the computer and types up an n email address, and after a few minutes we see two guys around our age fighting, I realize soon it's a big Robin fighting a little one. Jason, and Tim " Vella shouts” Don't do it Jay DON'T DO IT!"

I question “Do what?" I wish I hadn't asked.

"Anthony..." Cass starts.

"Find where this is coming from got it!"

I hope we can get there before that psycho seriously hurts Tim. Wait is Vella psychic now? How did she what Jason was going to do before he did it?

Inertia: The attack of Lobo

Vincent got me a date with the chick Wolverine clone. Ya know ya’d think that an Ex prostitute wouldn't have such a stick up her ass. So yeah I groped her but look at her.

I tried to smooth things over by gettin' one of Blockade Boy's alien cats. When I get back she's makin' googley eyes, at Stark JR. Aw well Vince took the Cat, and he's lyin' about that cat beating me in a race.

Okay later we got an alarm from the Bat babe, I run there, and run inta iron Lad. “I really have to thank you for being such a pig Thaddeus; you scared that Mutant girl right to me. Good job! "

“Ain’t ya datin' the cyborg?" I growl. “Then again, when all is said and done ya are Tony Stark. Two timin' is in the blood."

Of course Vella meets up with us, and admonishes both of us for how we're talkin' before I ask if her boyfriend dumped her or if she's just bein' a bitch We see what Cass, Vince, and Slobo are all wrestling with Lobo.

" Grife! Lobo!"

“What’s a Lobo?" Iron Lad asks.

“Alien sociopath." I answer. Then I slam into the Czarnian with Super Speed. He smacks me away Vince turns into this most powerful form and punches, him. The psycho rubs his chin.

“Ya got the stink O' Vegeta all over ya kid but ya ain't near as tough." Vincent gets slammed through the building. Iron Lad Demands “What are you doing on this planet?"

“Well ya see the Main Man ain't a fraggin' franchise Rust Bucket. This dork came from my blood and I'm gonna frag him."

Vella looks confused “you’re going to have sex with him?"

Lobo shouts' ya idjit! I'm gonna kill him. Man Green Lanterns must be desperate to get a moron like you!" He breaks through all of her constructs she transforms too, and knocks him on his back. , “Another Saiyan? What is this? A fraggin' zoo?"

Iron Lad blasted him with his repulsors. Lobo jumped on him. And crushed his chest plate while knocking Vince and Vel away. " Well all that's left is Bat chick, Some girl in purple, and Swift dork What do ya think you're gonna do? Meh do yer selves a favor Bastiches, and lemme kill my clone here."

The Bat kids throw gas pellets Then Spoiler runs over to her bike and shoots lasers at him where the heck did Robin get that thing?
Batgirl hits him in the head with those Adamantium gloves he slapped them both away. " Frag! It's like swarms of gnats." Lobo complains as the two saiyans jump him again.

Slobo gets up I guess before we got here he got a beatin' he's bruised and battered. “Ya’all need ta leave me here. Lobo's Gonna frag me No need to take ya'all to the Afterlife with me. "

“We’re not letting... you die." Cass reassures before Lobo kicks him into a car”

“Yer gonna die fake me! Leave me alone saiyans!" He knocks them away with the hook and chain. I start throwing rocks at light speed while Iron Lad keeps messin' with his chest plate.

He finally fires that stupid missile thing on this back along with his repulsors, and that chest laser. Knocking back Lobo "You had ( huff!) Better come up with a plan Batgirl if you (Gasp!) Wanna stay our leader, ( Wheeze) I'm done that's all the power I can spare."

Why's he actin' like he's running a marathon? He got smacked in the chest plate, that’s it.

Whatever I start runnin' around the world and hit Lobo at my fastest speed. knockin' him back. I go for it again he throws me through a wall. I vibrate through it and show up behind him, His bike blasts at me I dodge, and get clothes lined.

I'm knocked out for a bit I wake up to Iron Lad laying on the ground, Spoiler, and Batgirl's costumes torn up ( Grooowl!) At least somethin' good came outta the day, and Justice ain't here so I don't gotta see her ugly body.


Vella had created some kind of machine with her ring. It took me a minute to recognize it some kind of gravity increaser, Man her egg head really helps out at times.

“Now we're at 1000 times Earth's gravity! No way you can keep this going Lobo! Give up or feel the pain!"

" Ya Can't ... keep this up little girl!' Lobo sneers. "Ya ain't got better will than I do!"

Vincent laughs “She doesn't need to Mr. Grammar Final Flash!"

Vella lets the machine vanish and puts up her left hand “Big Bang Attack!" He sizzled in two energy blasts. But he comes out of it and starts healing while Vincent and Vella go back to fighting him.

“HA! You kids are a lot weaker now! You’re punches sting less! Ya ain't Vegeta that's fer damn sure that punk left me floatin' and bleeding in space once killin’ one of his kids will... Nah! You saiyans don't stay dead do ya? But ya don't like bein' beatin' in a fight! Yeah go tell daddy how the Main Man beat ya!"


He grabbed Vincent by the neck and starts choking him then grins at Vella “In a few years yer gonna be a knockout so I won't hurt yer face yer annoying brother though..."

I get up ready to get back into it when Batgirl says “Stop."

" An' why should I do that Sweetie?" Lobo spits.

“You’ve won Slobo's dead." She points at the body.

“This had better not be a trick lil' lady." Lobo drops Vince, and checks Slobo's pulse “HAW! Whatta wimp that lil bit of a beatin' did him in! Ya know you kids annoyed me today; I should kill ya all before ya grow up to become real threats... Nah! It ain't worth the trouble I'd get from the Veg head, or the Bat, or whoever else trained you kiddies. See ya all in the funny papers."

Slobo gets up “Man that drug ya gave me was weird."

“Yes ... it made you look dead."



Vincent growled "We could have beaten him!"

"No what she did was Cough brilliant!" Anthony states. “If the fight went on one of us could have been killed or the city destroyed."

Slobo looks down " yeah that's why I gotta quit Lobo will probably realize he was tricked an' come after me again, I gotta lay low, and I ain't gettin' any of ya hurt for me."

Spoiler smiles “Lobo’s pretty dumb. He probably won't ever realize it."

“Yeah But I can't take that chance. Vella can ya do somethin' for me before I hit the road? "

We went to his girlfriend's place and Vella turned these two babies into adults with her ring. Slobo then says good bye to Anita and drives on this New Genesis Super Cycle. Batgirl yells “You can come back when you want!"

“Maybe someday!" he answers.

We all go back to Legacy house and it seems a little emptier Cass looks down. “Barbara is going to kill me look at her costume."

Vince shakes his head. “I doubt she'll be that mad at you, But we should get that repaired, and you' new costume too, or we should force Spoiler to tell us where she hid the old one."


We hear from the back. “You’ll never get it out of me never! Hahahahahaha!"

I decide to yell at Anthony for stealing my date I vibrate though his locked door to find him putting a big wire into his chest. His computer chides him. "Master Anthony you do need to be more careful."

"Yeah yeah I know you’re my computer not my mother, I just need to recharge the device, next I'll have to toughen up the chest plate so class 100 can't break it so easily."

“Sir you nearly died."

“Yeah I know, but it seems there's no permanent damage to me or the device Now After the recharge I have a date."


“But sir isn't it a little heartless to leave Dr. Basil while she's being locked a way in that cell."

“Heartless nice... and not far from the truth. Plato... She could be locked in that thing forever, and I can't take Sky's tantrums anymore, besides she’s had that terminator Sex bot I think it's just time to move on."


I chuckle to my self. This Stark has the same problem the other one used to. He has a literal “heart of steel.” I'll keep this info under my hat until I decide what I need from Anthony. Ah Blackmail I love ya.

Slobo: Well now this fraggin' sucks.

I was hanging with Anita, and I got stuck watchin' Spoiler's kid. So she was playin' wit' Anita's parents yeah ya read that right, Anita's parents were turned inta kids.

I was sitting there watching Gwen an Anita's mom put dresses on Gi Joes when I remembered something. Vella and Vincent grew up from infants to 13 then 16. They did it again recently.


I need ta find out how they did it. I Tell 'Nita this thinkin’, she'd be excited ta get them back to normal when she shakes her head. “They’re not aliens."

“Saiyans grow up at the same rate as humans well until they're around 30- to 35."

She asks. "What happens when they hit that age?"


“They stop agin' they're fraggin' harder ta kill most superheroes."

“That’s Lobo talking again." She scolds. “That’s not you. Besides what works for aliens may not work for my parents. "

"Yer pretty close to’em I mean ya'll can reproduce look it can't hurt to ask. We stopped arguin' after that, and had a good time watchin' the kids until it was time fer Spoiler. Ta pick up her kiddo.

I then went to Capsule Corp. I was gonna ask the twins how they got to this age so their mother was too busy building some gizmo to even acknowledge my existence. Their dad yeah that guy makes Lobo look like a cuddly puppy.

Finally one of their brothers told me Vella was gone in space somewhere but the other one was around. I found him in the city watchin' Batgirl swing around in some weird costume.



“Both of her costumes are messed up and hey if loving her in Babs' old costume is wrong I don't want to be right."

Frag! Doesn't he have any other emotion than horny for Batgirl? Then again he does hang around Inertia. I got sick watchin' them make out. I wandered away waitn' fer a moment when Vincent wasn't suckin' face when I hear this loud roarin' sound.

I turn at it. “I knew it! One a' those times I got blown up One of the other lobos got a way well sorry kid But like the Highlander I wanna be the only one. So I'm gonna have ta frag ya Bastich!"




Frag! Lobo! I am so dead.