Damn it Vella.

ng us ragged. She's all the time looking for Deathstroke the Terminator. Ended up getting us into a fight with some of David Cain's other kids. These kids are no where near as good as Cass.

I think Cass' psycho dad is still trying to get even with Slade. Any way when we get back home Cass is pissed punching anything she sees. She's hot when pissed. I thought to myself “this is gonna be a fun night tonight."


I was smirking when until I hear Inertia hit on my sister. “Dude what about that girl you got that number from that the Dark Side Club?"

“Well I'm a lil' afraid It'll turn out that number was from... Hulking."

" Only one way to find out Thad, it's better to than sitting around here lusting after girls that already have boyfriends like my sis, and Spoiler."


He shrugs oh well. "If it is Hulking... I'll just run." he vanishes at super speed.

I listen to Spoiler, and Vella argue.” Jason magically vanished from the Gotham City Jail. The cell bars looked like they were bent and nobody saw who got him out." Spoiler gripes.


“Why do you think Jay couldn't get out by himself?"

“And bend steel bars?" Steph shoots. “That nut tried to kill my boyfriend, and you freed him!"

“Don’t you have some mob bosses to shoot in the head?" Vella growls.

Cass yells. “Hey... no fighting. Steph...you can't fight Vella she’s too strong... and well better trained."

“What? She's only been alive a year that's impossible!” Spoiler complains.

“You ... slack off too much." Cass looks at me. “You... with me!"

I didn't care much about Vel, and Steph's argument anymore. I wake up the next morning after a wild night kind of tired. I'm half saiyan, and she tires me out. She'd probably kill a normal guy. She does look calmed down afterwards.

“Don’t worry babe, we’ll take down Deathstroke."

She gives me a weird smile.

"You're a good boy... We'll look again for him tonight... then we'll beat that bastard. Go home... sleep."

Any way I sneak home. As I walk by Vella's room I smell blood. Human blood. I open the door. “Jason is that you?"

“No I'm a stuffed animal what do ya think?" I look down at his leg; he's bleeding from a gun shot to it.

I slap my forehead. “I think my twin did something really stupid by breaking you out. Damn it Vel."

“Hey all I was doing was defending Gotham!" He protests.

“By getting all the gangs to kill each other and all the corrupt cops, then shooting Tim?" I snipe.

“I wasn't trying to kill the bird boy. I wanted him to help me... but I was just trying to scare him away alright."

Vella's voice comes up behind us. “That fight was dumb Jay you shouldn't have done it SHIELD has kicked you out. You’re probably wanted... Here's a Senzu bean for my warrior." She's calling him a saiyan pet name? Oh crap.

"Where did you get these beans?" Jason asks.

“From a talking cat on top of the world." Vella grins.

“Okay if you don't want to tell me don't make up crazy stories. He sighs.

“She’s not making it up." I explain. “Korin is a martial arts master that grows these things, and he just happens to be a talking cat."

“What are you two on?" He jokes.

I pull Vella out by the arm into the corridor. “What are you doing? You broke him out? You're a Green Lantern pretty much a cop. You can't be breaking out convicts. "

“I love him." She blurts out.” Besides I didn’t use my ring only my natural powers.

That was what I was afraid of." What happened to experimenting with him, and ending up with a guy like Van?"

She looks guilty "Jason was always the one for me, I was kidding myself with Van, I know I'm a bad person."

“No you're not, just a confused one." I say.

She speaks up. “You know his plan wasn't anything that our dad wouldn't have come up with."

She has a point I can see dad making his enemies fight each then taking out the stragglers.

“Vella still it was wrong." I chide.

“If it was Cass tell me you wouldn't do that." She smirks.

“Okay you have a point." I agree.

“Yeah it's like we know who has the pants on in that relationship MR. Cain." She giggles.

“Why does everyone call me that?" I sigh.

" Cass orders you around..." she chuckles.” That and you're future son is named Bruce CAIN not Briefs."

"It's not like that kid will be born." I protest.

Vella smirks again. “Please the only way that'll happen is if you stop sharing Cass' bed. And you're not strong enough to be celibate. Face it, Brother; you're going to father Bat-Babies."


I mutter some curse words. “I’m telling Mom!" She shouts.

“Tattle tail." I accuse.

“Hey Vince, Jason can be a hero again he just needs to know someone will cares for him, and believes in him. Just like your future son. Bruce Cain doesn't have to be the bad guy we saw a while a back he could be a hero. Imagine what villains will think of fighting a guy with your power, and Batgirl's skills."

I never thought about that. I push that thought out of my head. “Anyway speaking of Mom, she'll freak if she sees Jason in your room."

At that moment, as if on cue he shouts. We run into Vel's room where she asks “What’s wrong baby?"

“This card fell on the bed from nowhere. It read. You’re an Outlaw now. What Now? That is the Question, contact me. the card then had this I dunno smoke puff out of it. Look now."

We both look at the card.

We say in Unison " Vic." What does Legacy's former mentor want with Jason Todd?

Spoiler: Dark Side Club?

Okay it's been a while since I've actually you know seen Tim. The paranoid part of me thinks it's because after he made some speech about responsibility, or fair play or something I forget about, I did this.

But the rational side says that he's off on some mission, and I shouldn't worry. Vella said they are probably off on a mission together.

“Um Vel hon, if Jason, and Tim were together we should worry, they'd kill each other."

She winks at me like I've seen her mom wink at people when she thinks she knows something they don't. "Jay would beat up Tim yeah, but never kill him. The whole hate thing is him acting macho."

But we soon forgot about that stuff As Justice has been upset. It looks like the evil version of her dad has resurfaced, and is claiming she's her uncle's daughter, that and her grandfather is going to kill her. Meanwhile her real dad is withdrawing more and more.

So yeah she's been pretty bad Vella though it would be a good idea to take us
To a planet she found out on patrols, apparently it had fruit that walks around, so not taking Gwen there, yeah Vella says it's not dangerous, but guns aren't to miss invulnerable either.

The others decided to stay there, and first thing that happens is I'm attacked by a killer strawberry. It must know how many it’s of relatives I've eaten. Then I get to hear disgusting things like Vella saying “Jason can go all night long. " EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!

Oh yeah and this happened.

Freud would love to analyze that girl. When we get back home we find Vincent with a black eye. I ask how, and he says. “Cass’ bad habit."

“Belching in front of people?"

“No running around nude." he groans.

I gasp “She still does that? So how did that end up with you getting a black eye?"

“Well for some reason the Outsiders where at Bat's place, and well."


I was pissed that they tried to do that with my girlfriend...

I laughed. “You tried to say feel my wrath? You can't pull off feel my wrath! Your dad can pull that off in fact he'd scare some people, but you? Nope!"

"Yeah and Grace doesn't like to be threatened. So we got into a fight."

“Who won?" I question.

“No one Batman comes in and kicks everyone out."

Inertia shakes his head. “You could watch three hotties go at it, and you get all jealous what's wrong with you?"

Vincent growls “No one touches her but me."

“Yeah ya sound like a real stable there Vince." Thad grunts. Before they can say anymore we're called into the meeting room uh-oh. Cass is in full Bat Mode.



“I’ve decided you are all ready." She blurts out. Not that any of us has any idea what she's talking about.


“Mind clueing us in to what you're talking about?" Anthony smirks.

“Deathstroke... has done to his own daughter... what he did to me... I didn't think you were ready... to help the Titans fight him. The fight with Lobo... proved me wrong... Also my Brother Tim ... is missing."


A feeling like ice went up in, my chest. Missing?


“Actually he ain't." Inertia pipes in “He’s been fighting cage matches at the Dark Side Club for the last few weeks."

“I grab him by the throat guess Speedy wasn't all that fast there.” You knew! Any you didn't tell us?"


My hand feels weird for a second, and he phases through it. “If ya wanta get rough see me in my bedroom later." What a punk! “But I just thought Bird Boy was tryin' to man up or somethin' I didn't know he was kidnapped."

He runs to the computer and types up an n email address, and after a few minutes we see two guys around our age fighting, I realize soon it's a big Robin fighting a little one. Jason, and Tim " Vella shouts” Don't do it Jay DON'T DO IT!"

I question “Do what?" I wish I hadn't asked.

"Anthony..." Cass starts.

"Find where this is coming from got it!"

I hope we can get there before that psycho seriously hurts Tim. Wait is Vella psychic now? How did she what Jason was going to do before he did it?

Inertia: The attack of Lobo

Vincent got me a date with the chick Wolverine clone. Ya know ya’d think that an Ex prostitute wouldn't have such a stick up her ass. So yeah I groped her but look at her.

I tried to smooth things over by gettin' one of Blockade Boy's alien cats. When I get back she's makin' googley eyes, at Stark JR. Aw well Vince took the Cat, and he's lyin' about that cat beating me in a race.

Okay later we got an alarm from the Bat babe, I run there, and run inta iron Lad. “I really have to thank you for being such a pig Thaddeus; you scared that Mutant girl right to me. Good job! "

“Ain’t ya datin' the cyborg?" I growl. “Then again, when all is said and done ya are Tony Stark. Two timin' is in the blood."

Of course Vella meets up with us, and admonishes both of us for how we're talkin' before I ask if her boyfriend dumped her or if she's just bein' a bitch We see what Cass, Vince, and Slobo are all wrestling with Lobo.

" Grife! Lobo!"

“What’s a Lobo?" Iron Lad asks.

“Alien sociopath." I answer. Then I slam into the Czarnian with Super Speed. He smacks me away Vince turns into this most powerful form and punches, him. The psycho rubs his chin.

“Ya got the stink O' Vegeta all over ya kid but ya ain't near as tough." Vincent gets slammed through the building. Iron Lad Demands “What are you doing on this planet?"

“Well ya see the Main Man ain't a fraggin' franchise Rust Bucket. This dork came from my blood and I'm gonna frag him."

Vella looks confused “you’re going to have sex with him?"

Lobo shouts' ya idjit! I'm gonna kill him. Man Green Lanterns must be desperate to get a moron like you!" He breaks through all of her constructs she transforms too, and knocks him on his back. , “Another Saiyan? What is this? A fraggin' zoo?"

Iron Lad blasted him with his repulsors. Lobo jumped on him. And crushed his chest plate while knocking Vince and Vel away. " Well all that's left is Bat chick, Some girl in purple, and Swift dork What do ya think you're gonna do? Meh do yer selves a favor Bastiches, and lemme kill my clone here."

The Bat kids throw gas pellets Then Spoiler runs over to her bike and shoots lasers at him where the heck did Robin get that thing?
Batgirl hits him in the head with those Adamantium gloves he slapped them both away. " Frag! It's like swarms of gnats." Lobo complains as the two saiyans jump him again.

Slobo gets up I guess before we got here he got a beatin' he's bruised and battered. “Ya’all need ta leave me here. Lobo's Gonna frag me No need to take ya'all to the Afterlife with me. "

“We’re not letting... you die." Cass reassures before Lobo kicks him into a car”

“Yer gonna die fake me! Leave me alone saiyans!" He knocks them away with the hook and chain. I start throwing rocks at light speed while Iron Lad keeps messin' with his chest plate.

He finally fires that stupid missile thing on this back along with his repulsors, and that chest laser. Knocking back Lobo "You had ( huff!) Better come up with a plan Batgirl if you (Gasp!) Wanna stay our leader, ( Wheeze) I'm done that's all the power I can spare."

Why's he actin' like he's running a marathon? He got smacked in the chest plate, that’s it.

Whatever I start runnin' around the world and hit Lobo at my fastest speed. knockin' him back. I go for it again he throws me through a wall. I vibrate through it and show up behind him, His bike blasts at me I dodge, and get clothes lined.

I'm knocked out for a bit I wake up to Iron Lad laying on the ground, Spoiler, and Batgirl's costumes torn up ( Grooowl!) At least somethin' good came outta the day, and Justice ain't here so I don't gotta see her ugly body.


Vella had created some kind of machine with her ring. It took me a minute to recognize it some kind of gravity increaser, Man her egg head really helps out at times.

“Now we're at 1000 times Earth's gravity! No way you can keep this going Lobo! Give up or feel the pain!"

" Ya Can't ... keep this up little girl!' Lobo sneers. "Ya ain't got better will than I do!"

Vincent laughs “She doesn't need to Mr. Grammar Final Flash!"

Vella lets the machine vanish and puts up her left hand “Big Bang Attack!" He sizzled in two energy blasts. But he comes out of it and starts healing while Vincent and Vella go back to fighting him.

“HA! You kids are a lot weaker now! You’re punches sting less! Ya ain't Vegeta that's fer damn sure that punk left me floatin' and bleeding in space once killin’ one of his kids will... Nah! You saiyans don't stay dead do ya? But ya don't like bein' beatin' in a fight! Yeah go tell daddy how the Main Man beat ya!"


He grabbed Vincent by the neck and starts choking him then grins at Vella “In a few years yer gonna be a knockout so I won't hurt yer face yer annoying brother though..."

I get up ready to get back into it when Batgirl says “Stop."

" An' why should I do that Sweetie?" Lobo spits.

“You’ve won Slobo's dead." She points at the body.

“This had better not be a trick lil' lady." Lobo drops Vince, and checks Slobo's pulse “HAW! Whatta wimp that lil bit of a beatin' did him in! Ya know you kids annoyed me today; I should kill ya all before ya grow up to become real threats... Nah! It ain't worth the trouble I'd get from the Veg head, or the Bat, or whoever else trained you kiddies. See ya all in the funny papers."

Slobo gets up “Man that drug ya gave me was weird."

“Yes ... it made you look dead."



Vincent growled "We could have beaten him!"

"No what she did was Cough brilliant!" Anthony states. “If the fight went on one of us could have been killed or the city destroyed."

Slobo looks down " yeah that's why I gotta quit Lobo will probably realize he was tricked an' come after me again, I gotta lay low, and I ain't gettin' any of ya hurt for me."

Spoiler smiles “Lobo’s pretty dumb. He probably won't ever realize it."

“Yeah But I can't take that chance. Vella can ya do somethin' for me before I hit the road? "

We went to his girlfriend's place and Vella turned these two babies into adults with her ring. Slobo then says good bye to Anita and drives on this New Genesis Super Cycle. Batgirl yells “You can come back when you want!"

“Maybe someday!" he answers.

We all go back to Legacy house and it seems a little emptier Cass looks down. “Barbara is going to kill me look at her costume."

Vince shakes his head. “I doubt she'll be that mad at you, But we should get that repaired, and you' new costume too, or we should force Spoiler to tell us where she hid the old one."


We hear from the back. “You’ll never get it out of me never! Hahahahahaha!"

I decide to yell at Anthony for stealing my date I vibrate though his locked door to find him putting a big wire into his chest. His computer chides him. "Master Anthony you do need to be more careful."

"Yeah yeah I know you’re my computer not my mother, I just need to recharge the device, next I'll have to toughen up the chest plate so class 100 can't break it so easily."

“Sir you nearly died."

“Yeah I know, but it seems there's no permanent damage to me or the device Now After the recharge I have a date."


“But sir isn't it a little heartless to leave Dr. Basil while she's being locked a way in that cell."

“Heartless nice... and not far from the truth. Plato... She could be locked in that thing forever, and I can't take Sky's tantrums anymore, besides she’s had that terminator Sex bot I think it's just time to move on."


I chuckle to my self. This Stark has the same problem the other one used to. He has a literal “heart of steel.” I'll keep this info under my hat until I decide what I need from Anthony. Ah Blackmail I love ya.

Slobo: Well now this fraggin' sucks.

I was hanging with Anita, and I got stuck watchin' Spoiler's kid. So she was playin' wit' Anita's parents yeah ya read that right, Anita's parents were turned inta kids.

I was sitting there watching Gwen an Anita's mom put dresses on Gi Joes when I remembered something. Vella and Vincent grew up from infants to 13 then 16. They did it again recently.


I need ta find out how they did it. I Tell 'Nita this thinkin’, she'd be excited ta get them back to normal when she shakes her head. “They’re not aliens."

“Saiyans grow up at the same rate as humans well until they're around 30- to 35."

She asks. "What happens when they hit that age?"


“They stop agin' they're fraggin' harder ta kill most superheroes."

“That’s Lobo talking again." She scolds. “That’s not you. Besides what works for aliens may not work for my parents. "

"Yer pretty close to’em I mean ya'll can reproduce look it can't hurt to ask. We stopped arguin' after that, and had a good time watchin' the kids until it was time fer Spoiler. Ta pick up her kiddo.

I then went to Capsule Corp. I was gonna ask the twins how they got to this age so their mother was too busy building some gizmo to even acknowledge my existence. Their dad yeah that guy makes Lobo look like a cuddly puppy.

Finally one of their brothers told me Vella was gone in space somewhere but the other one was around. I found him in the city watchin' Batgirl swing around in some weird costume.



“Both of her costumes are messed up and hey if loving her in Babs' old costume is wrong I don't want to be right."

Frag! Doesn't he have any other emotion than horny for Batgirl? Then again he does hang around Inertia. I got sick watchin' them make out. I wandered away waitn' fer a moment when Vincent wasn't suckin' face when I hear this loud roarin' sound.

I turn at it. “I knew it! One a' those times I got blown up One of the other lobos got a way well sorry kid But like the Highlander I wanna be the only one. So I'm gonna have ta frag ya Bastich!"




Frag! Lobo! I am so dead.

Vincent: Laying the smack down.

You know there's only so much I can take. Bats wanted Cass to protect Gotham while he was gone to some JLA thing. She brought us all along. And I heard some monster thing in a Batman suit Yelling threats and Curse words at Cass.


She ignored him, and went on to the sector she was going to protect, me I wasn't going to let it go. “Want to say any of that stuff again jerk?" I challenge.

“Who are you funny hair?" He growls.

"Okay you can't talk, freak feet. Now you want to lay off talking about Batgirl or do I have to hurt you?"

He laughs "How are you gonna hurt me squirt?"

I smirk. “Ever hear of a saiyan? We don't like people talking about our girlfriends."

He gets in my face. “Ah, you're the one she's seducing. Let me tell you something, Batman is forcing the bat family and Spoiler to like her. She's a murderer pure and simple she always was one she’s put your little team together so you can kill people for her. She doesn't love you, she's using you, you pitiful little fool."


I punch him through a super villain bar. "Your mouth just made a debt your body can't pay!" I Shout chasing him through the wall I bull through the bar idiots and go after troll boy.

He lands a lucky punch that smacks me into a car. “Poor deluded fool. Batman should fire that evil bitch, and put her in prison."

“Anything she did wrong she did while drugged!" I try to educate this loser, but he laughs, and says that was a conspiracy between Cass and Deathstroke.


He ends up with my foot in his mouth. “Stop lying about her! People are going to start believing you and not trust her!"


“No one should trust her!" He grabs on to me and runs through a building. He then throws me into the sky." You can still be a true hero join me in my crusade to rid the city of that assassin!"

I had the only one answer for that. I fly at him going into a rage.


He throws a right cross I dodge and I elbow him in the jaw. "Ptui! He spits out blood you’re strong kid you made me bleed just not strong enough."

I grin. “This is just the tip of the iceberg of my power." I power up a little bit more, not enough to become a super saiyan I'm not wasting the energy of a transformation on this loser.

He can't match my speed and strength now. I beat him down and demand he apologize to Cass.

"Never!" he replies.

“Then I'm going to beat one out of you!" After a bunch of punches that break the street, A Hand grabs me “Vincent stop!"

It's Iron Lad “What you want some too?"

“No, but you won, he's crying you've caused enough damage walk away."

“What did he do?" Spoiler asked. I told her about all the stuff he said about Cass. Then she runs over and kicks him. "You don't diss my best friend!"

While Inertia taunted the monster with yells of "Cry baby!" And you got whupped!" Stark and Steph argued.

“He shouldn't have stated this fight look at all the damage he did." Anthony badgers.

"Oh and he's not supposed to protect his girlfriend's honor? It's sweet in its own saiyany way. That and he crushed my high school! I don't have to take that Algebra Test tomorrow! In fact I get to sleep in! Thank you Vince!"

Batman shows up and lectures me on how “If I want to be a hero, and date his adopted daughter that I'll have to act more responsibly with my powers." Also I “shouldn’t pick fights with the deranged." He then called mom. When I got home I was greeted by this.






I get the same lecture, about starting fights but higher pitched, and louder. Then I get the old " I’m grounded' routine."

Dad glares at me then says. “Did you kick his ass?"

“I made him cry."

Dad's reaction was what I'd expect.

“Good Boy."

Around midnight Cass knocked on my window.

I met her on the roof. “Are you going to lecture me too?"

“I don't care... about that... I let Red X get away... and Batman will know ... about it. I think him ... um already does."

“Cass why did you do that?" I ask.

“Complicated." Was all I get in answer. Then she changed the subject. "If batman fires me... and I'm not Batgirl anymore will you still love me?"

“Cass... I start then see something out of the corner of my eye, in the guest House Vella was making out with Red X. “GET OFF MY SISTER!" I scream

Cass looks bewildered “huh?"

I fly to the house and am about to go after the criminal, when Vel stops me with her stupid ring.

“Vincent! You don't understand!"

“That you're swapping spit with a thief! I understand that! I mean first you apparently have something with Kon on LGS3, but you were supposedly not in your right mind okay, but this what the hell Jason may be a jerk but he doesn't deserve this!"


She growls “First off you're my brother not my father! Second me and Jason were never exclusive, what I do is my own business, and finally every time you open your mouth you prove that you're an idiot!"

She storms out, and I go back to Cass to find she's gone Shit. It's only me, and the freaking Loch Ness Monster we put in the pool the other day. Oh yeah Dad told me to take that back to Scotland. Looks like I'll have plenty of time now.

Anthony Stark the second AKA Ironboy: Batgirl is crazy

Before I got here, these guys had elected creepy ninja girl to lead them. What were they thinking? She's okay and all but she's not leader material. Problem she's got our physically strongest member at her beck and call.



And Vella will go with Vincent, and of course Spoiler sides with Cassandra, Inertia sides with anything with boobs. Slobo? He doesn't really care about anything, Except "Fraggin'" and "Nita" Who ever the hell that is. Oh and Justice? Well when she bothers to show up she thinks of Batgirl as "family".


Man and guess what else she does? Instead of letting me improve my armor, she’s making me waste time with her learning martial arts. And the weirdo lets me hit her. I've seen her dodge bullets, and she just stands still, and takes a punch I threw. Then she comes up with this.


Ugh. For some reason Batman had us protect his city while he was off on some JLA mission. Vincent heard about this creature, that was calling Cass evil, and apparently he's been bothering Batman telling him to fire her. So Vincent decided to hunt down this thing and beat it up.

I'm patrolling around, when I hear arguing Spoiler is telling off Vella for kissing some guy in a skull mask. “The fling with Superboy is one thing but if you're going to screw around on Jason... you need to tell him it's over!"

Vel protests," It’s not what you think..." I turn my armor's audio sensors off. I have enough problems with Sky. All of the sudden I see Batgirl fighting some dude in a skull mask.



They fight a little bit then Cass stops. You... Why are you dressed like that? Are you stealing?"

“Yes, but I'm under cover you see... Wait we gotta spy."

He threw a Stark tech module that killed my armor. He had to get that from Tony or he stole it. When my armor reboots, I see this guy hit Batgirl, and jumped off I could tell that was a trick, I mean she was devastating him a second ago. I look up this guy on the net while pretending to still be out. Red X, Wanted for murder, and grand theft, and attempted murder of one Rupert Thorne.


Cassandra let this creep go a few minutes later. Nightwing shows up and keeps asking Cassandra if she's okay.


For a second I thought this might have an act, And Nightwing was really Red X until I remembered Steph had caught Vella Frenching a guy in a skull mask.

Vella isn't cheating on Jason with Red X, Jason is Red X. I call Tony After I leave and pretend like I'm going on patrol. “Tony I have to tell you something about one of your Agents Jason Todd, I think he may be moon lighting... as a thief.”

“Anthony, you need to stay out of this." He answers.

“What?" I ask.

“Let’s just say it's classified."

Is this whole thing A SHIELD Op? But still Legacy is supposed to be against that sort of thing, and we could have proven SHIELD was up to no good, and Cass lets Jason go... Why? Batman wouldn't have wanted her to do that. Is it because Jason used to a Robin? Does she have some sort of sick loyalty to him? This is complicated.

Batgirl: stupid batpoles.

We finally... have um the training... room built. Tim... Um my brother Robin. Said I have to make the ones that have been bad train more...Vince, Inertia... and Slobo, will have to stay and train longer it's not funny to put Ace ... the Bathound in a dress. Also Ironlad ... because he's mean.

When I... get into the meeting room they all start laughing... I'm confused. I look around, after a few... um seconds I get angry. “What?"

“Cass?" Asks Steph did you stay at Wayne Manor last night?"

I shurg." Yes... I live there, at times."

“And you used the Bat poles to get your costume on right?"

“What’s your point?"

Steph takes me to a mirror. Oh no.

“The poles are broken I think.” Steph giggles. I ... Hope someone isn't wearing my costume.