Legacy

Inertia: Stupid Titans

2010-05-26T23:10:00.000-07:00

Now this is just great. After breaking up with Sun Girl who oh yeah just recently tried to get me into to some dumb Anti hero team lead by Deathstroke of all people.

No thanks I've had enough of Slade to last two lifetimes. Oh, and my ex runs around nude on the team yeah not wanting to go into that. Then I finally figure out Vella’s not going to work since there's a saiyan Prince in my time that looks like Jason Todd with spiky hair.

So I find myself a nice clone girl, well I guess technically she's not a clone, since she looks like this.

And the person she's gotten her DNA from looks like ...

Something's off on that story. Any way I actually impressed her with a date, and then this loser shows up.

Now at first thought it was Vampirella's adopted loser kid, but no it’s the Teen Titan's favorite place holder until somebody cool comes along Kid Devil. Or Red Devil, and he's ranting that I stole his girl.

Laura looks like she has no idea what he's babbling about.

“So I slam into the freak, at mach 2 " Hey maybe she just forgot about you, you're one of the most forgettable Titans after all."

He recovers from the punches, and shoots fire from his mouth, “You freak! You did something to her mind brainwashed her."

I easily dodge the flames. “Sorry I don't need to brainwash the ladies. That's more a thing for some one who looks like well... you! Well that and you have extremely bad breathe! Phew!"

I try to slam him with a hundred super speed punches but he opens some kind of portal, and jumps in. I didn't know he could do that! He appears behind me, and knocks me down. With a super strong fist to the head.

" Undo what you've done villain or you'll burn in Hades" he demands. I almost laugh at that corny line.

Laura springs on Devil boy, and claws at his chest. "Leave him alone!" great saved by a girl, that'll help my rep, oh well at least she's a superhero. While he's grasping his chest, and whining " Why? Laura Why?" I hit him with those hundred punches I wanted to sproking land before.

As he's falls out I ask Laura what was that all about? She falls into Wolverine speak as she sometimes does.

“I ain't got no clue darlin' ".

At this pint I was thinking of leaving hanging off a flagpole on by his under wear when The Teen Titans show up. Apparently from their chatter with each other Miss Martian Kid Devil get knocked out with her telepathy.

KD apparently recovers enough to babble his crazy theory that I somehow brainwashed X-23. So they trip over each other trying to capture me .Laura takes a flask out of her pocket along with a lighter, spits whatever the liquid is into the small flame, causing an a big fire ball to hit Miss Martian, well one down.

" Wonder Girl orders " take down lil' miss Wolverine too!"

I knockout Bombshell while dodging Static’s blasts I could either run or defeat most of these losers with my speed, except for the guy I was cloned from Kid Flash. we're exactly as fast well he may be a bit slower from his bun knee, but still he's fast enough to stop me from taking down another Titan.

" WHYAREYOUBEINGEVILAGAIN?" Bart speed talks

"SINCEWHENISITACRIMETOWANTALITTLEFEAMALECOMPAIONSHIP?SHE'SWITHMEOFHEROWNFREEWILL." I putter only one thing to do now get beat up by Bart slowing me down long enough for that meat head Superboy to take me down or call in Legacy. I choose the latter.

I distracted The Titans for a until my guys go there. And I hoped beyond hope that someone other than Spoiler got the SOS she's been well dumb lately. I lost it it when Superboy grabbed on to Laura, putting her in a bear hug.

I race at the Kryptonian clone and I'm caught by his damn Tactile Telekinesis. Right before I'm punched by Wonder Girl a blast knocks down Superboy, and dodge just in time then a big green wall appears between us, and the Teen Titans.

Legacy finally shows up. And then the bickering starts between the two teams. . Wonder Girl bitching, at Vella for sleeping with Superdork, Ironlad actually making a joke. " Don't you Titans have some crisis where half your team dies to go to? Or are you all going to whine for half an hour about how tough it is too have super powers?"

Vella says something about how Wondergirl would feel how it'd be like to fight her when she's actually fighting or something.

Skaar growls “Can we stop talking, and kill them now?" I'm starting to like the big green monster. Supergirl Stands between us both “Okay let's stop with the fighting, and until we know what this is is about."

Spoiler who's all the sudden dressed in a weird Batgirl costume pipes in.

“Yes Norman Osborn is in jail, Captain America runs SHIELD, and this is a good time to be a superhero, so let’s not ruin that by fighting each other. Blah blah blah... “Okay I tuned out she was boring I see why Drake dumped her now.

Kid Devil sobbed out his little paranoid idea now. Miss Martian looks at Laura, and does her mind mumbo jumbo. “She’s not being controlled but she does seem to be missing memories..."

“Oh yes... That well I was shot in the head a while back." She shrugs before lighting up a cigarette. “Nothing important was lost."

“You don't remember our whole relation ship!' Kid Devil whines. He then rubs her face" but maybe we can get reaquainted."

She punches him in the balls. “Next time ya touch me I use these " SNIKT! Logan's either a really bad influence, or it's genetic she's going to be wearing cowboy hats next I just know it.

Maybe that's not a bad thing. Any way the Titans start to leave carrying the wounded Kid Devil off Wonder Girl just has to let off one last snide comment. “You know Cassandra, If you weren't Tim's little sister I would have put your crazy, ass down with the rest of your band of misfits."

" Um... Cassie... Someone with Uh... two personalities shouldn't be calling ... me crazy... I was drugged ... by Deathstroke... for ... my evil time... what's your excuse for your.. bitchy ... time?"

Zinged by Batgirl wow! The Titans leave, and then Spoiler says. "Hey is that the X- mansion over there? SQUUUE OH man Wolverine is probably there I'm so gonna hit on him!"

Oh great she's a fan girl , that just pisses off Laura who chases after Spoiler and is probably going to kill her I guess it's too bad Steph has already reproduced so taking her out of the gene pool is useless.

I run up Laura to and I'm slapped away man she gets angry when some woman she doesn't like look at her "dad"

Vince shouts “Ha! Rejected!" Not in the mood for his friendly ribbing right now, at the moment Bart races up to me " Hey wanna race?"

“Sigh Why not? What I had planed for today was just shot." Worst date ever.

Supergirl ; Fighting Hulk JR.

2010-01-30T21:02:00.000-08:00

Okay so here it is we all thought Batgirl sent us to stop the rampages of the Hulk's son Skaar, instead she wants to recruit him into Legacy!? Is it too late to vote for a new Leader? I mean I'm all for redemption but this.... Then we get attacked By the “Dork" Avengers, kiddie club, with Iron Patriot, and Daken after we totally trounce them Skaar attacks both sides.

And like good little bad guys pretending to be good guys Norman and his flunkies run away well except for Daiken. Vincent beat him senseless. Perv deserved for trying to manipulate us with his pheremone powers, probably was going to try, and get us to act like those dirty movies Kon has under his bed. EEEW!

The first one of us to fight back was Inertia, That kid creeps me out he's like Kid Flash but twisted. The Speedster tosses rocks faster than sound at the hulk kid knocking him back until turns all like rocky himself.

Then the ground starts surging, and Inertia trips on it “Can’t run fast with any ground huh”? Skaar growls before slapping Thad out. Cass tries to order us all into a real strategy. Instead Iron Lad just flies into Skaar. Firing all of his blasters.

The Blasters stun Skaar long enough for Anthony to punch him into a mountain, knocking it in half. All this does it did was get Skaar mad and he leaps for Anthony way too fast for him the armored teen to react. The green Goliath snarls." My dad, and yours have fought many times, I'll win just like the Hulk did."

Anthony yells " Tony is not..." Before Skaar tears into his chest plate. That thing on his chest the Uni beam knocks Skaar away while Anthony starts frantically repairing the chest plate he sounds like he's in danger somehow.

Vincent slams into Skaar bragging about how he's the strongest member of this team. He Knocks around Skaar pretty well. He breaks that rock stuff over the gamma freak's body, bruises him up some, and fires those blasts that I never remember the names too , and he goes through all the screaming transformations.

This works pretty well for Vince... until he gets slashed with Skaar's sword. What is that thing made out of to be able to cut into a saiyan? Didn't kill him just left a huge bleeding scrape.

But this makes Cass go ballistic. She jumps on the green steroid using looking kid. And hits him without breaking her hand that kind of surprises me what's weirder is she kind of sort of hurts Skaar.

Well more like annoys him.

What's odd is she lands a few more kicks, and punches leaping out of his way until finally he catches her with the wind from one of his punches. She smashes intoa group of boulders, and instead of being splattered on them she just gets a little bruised.

Spoiler runs up to Skaar “If Batgirl can punch you so can I!" Spoiler throws the a right cross and a loud crack sound comes from her hand, the moment it hits Skaar's chin. “AAAH! It's like punching a brick wall AAAH!" Okay I’ve often wondered about Cass not eing human, I’m beginning to thin I was right with those green eyes she may be a Skrull.

I'll think about that later right now I charge in with Vella, and the two of us start smacking Skaarr she creates all kinds of constructs while I beat on The Hulk boy, He Growls At Vella " you'd be nothing without that ring."

She transforms to Supersaiyan something or other and body slams him into another mountain that crumbles around the two. She shatters the rubble fighting, and he grabs her tail. “Aw come on my dad evolved past the tail weakness, and I woulph!" At that second he pulled her by her tail, and used the half saiyan like a club on all the rocks.

I have to admit it was kind of cool seeing the little princess knocked down a peg maybe she'll get rid of some of her arrogance. Whatever I stop the beating by Clothes lining The Beast then I punch him quite a few times at super speed he catches my hand and knock him into the stratosphere Lucky for me I can fly And I'm back there in a second " After that Punch a full on blast of Heat vision won’t kill you but I doubt even you can withstand it completely."

“I was born in fire woman! It can’t kill me!"

"I wasn't trying to but let’s try the opposite shall we?" I blow my freeze breathe and trap him in a block of ice. For like a minute he breaks out but he's sluggish.

I grin “Let me tell you something, Vincent may think he’s the strongest in this group but really I am." I hit as hard as I can Knocking almost off the planet I fly after him catching thinking it's over that his lungs lost all of their oxygen in his split second space adventure , I was wrong.

He slams his hands in my ears in the outer atmosphere messing up my super hearing with a "thunder clap". It would have been worse if there was more air but it was plenty bad. we fall back on the battle field with the force of two meteorites. Leaving a crater.

“That was dumb." I comment.

“It un froze me, and it hurt you he said leaping.

“Not as much as it did you Hulky." His leap ends with my fist in his gut. The rest of the team has recovered by this time and we actually act like a team o take him down, After he gets hit by a Infinite mass Super speed uppercut from Inertia that tosses him several miles we follow and he gives up.

" Ha! We could just keep doing this I'll get madder and stronger and eventually beat you! "With my strength , and Old Power, But I've seem what I wanted to see. Osborn's group ran like cowards you stayed and fought me I'll join you."

Cass smiles. “Welcome Skaar." To which the rest of us just stare in amazement this monster should be put away in the Phantom Zone, not one of us. But as we fly home I as Vincent to fly out side the ship with me he's eaten one of those crazy beans and gave one to Spoiler that heals them up my own powers heal me pretty well.

“So what you want to date me again or something? I'm taken." he smirks.

“Don’t flatter yourself, look Vince I don't want to alarm you but Cass may not be human she was probably replaced by a Skrull she did some stuff that’s not possible for a non meta, that and she has green eyes."

The half saiyan laughs. “Her eyes were always green, and as for the stuff she did well she's been pushing past her limitation lately with some help from yours truly. She's been training me for quite some time in the martial arts she knows, and I've been returning the favor."

“Huh?" I ask

" Guys like Krillian, Yamcha, Tien, And Videl, are all human but learned to use their ki, Cass doesn't want to fly or fire blasts she thinks that's stupid, but to get stronger, and faster well she liked that idea she'll never need those Adamantuim gloves again. she'll probably need to give them to Spoiler. Good thing too we're going to need all the strength we have when Skaar flips out."

“But he's a Legacy member now." I look skeptically

He smirks " There's an old Earth saying Kara ' keep your friends close but your enemies closer' Cass know if he doesn't take to being redeemed we have a good chance to stop him, Without the Hulk killing him."

Okay I guess I get the Skaar thing don't know if it's wise though. And I bet Bruce won't like Cass amping up well at least it's not roids.

Batgirl Recruiting.

2009-12-15T20:45:00.000-08:00

My team thinks I’m crazy. But I think it’s a good idea ... to try to um get Skaar on our side. I'd been practicing this speech I gave him, and I think I'm talking a lot better these days. The reading although... well I'm better... just not where I want to be.

The Green boy stared me up and down, and stopped at my chest symbol stared at it for a bit, then laughed. “You want me to be nut in a costume like you? Sorry I'm only on Earth to kill my father."

“Been there, well I never wanted to kill my dad... (Not Bruce my blood dad) but hurt him. Let's say you kill Hulk what then?"

Before he can answer an um plane lands, And Norman Osborn in his stupid looking Iron Patriot, armor walks out.

And along side him... are a bunch of teenaged heroes from the um... In...initiative, and Wolverine's son Daken, and some guy that wears a cape, and a skull mask.

“Legacy I'm glad you helped me find Skaar I'll take it from here."

" No ... You won't ..." I start stammering If anyone shouldn't recruit him it's Osborn, and his killers.

I can almost feel him smirking behind that armor. " I think you don't want this to escalate ,and find your little band of outsiders, and misfits in the Vault, Miss Wayne."

"If you think I'm that airheaded rich girlfriend of Vincent's you're even dumber... than the Green Goblin costume made you look." I smile under my mask; I think I'm getting good with this whole Secret ID thing.

Wolverine's son, Daiken he starts talking t us I don't hear what he's saying I start feeling... warm all over, I can see other members of the team listening to him getting liking what they hear but Vincent starts growling like that talking ape I fought in Bludhaven.

Vella's ring um warns us. “Pheromones being used filtering air."

Don't know what a "Fair a moan" is but I know it Makes Vincent go crazy and punch Daken into the nearest mountain Osborn orders his team to attack.

Some lizard girl attacks Spoiler. “Why is it always lizard people?" she yells.

Anthony takes over Osborn's armor “really you couldn't build your own armor? Well I know most of the stuff Tony puts in his because in a way I am him. Like the remote controls. Let’s see you do the Macrena Goblin Boy “Osborn danced weirdly.

I was attacked by this guy calling himself um Taskmaster.

He used moves stolen from Captain America, and others. I had a hard time fighting him and I had to try to lead the others. Vincent was having no problems with Daiken but was too um berserk beating on the mutant

Steph was fighting some lizard girl named Komodo, and not doing well Anthony was busy keeping Osborn out of the fight Supergirl was being hurt by some girl named Thor Girl That sounds silly that'd be like me calling my self "Bruce Girl".

Vella fought some boy who could make your fears come to life...hers looked to be an octopus with it's arms shaped like... Oh my… that's just gross. She had herself in a ring shield and wouldn't fight the monster.

Inertia was fighting some cloud throwing girl.

"Really you tried to strangle me with clouds?" Inertia laughs. "Weak!" He knocks her out.

I dodge a sword going my chest. “Inertia “You won now go help someone else!"

He takes all the air out of Taskmaster's lungs, stunning him long enough for me to knock him out. He then throws Komodo off of Steph. “You two look like such a great couple all rolling around like that but I had to stop lizard face." Thad grins. I mean really in battle? Couldn't you like waited to get her number first?"

Steph playing right into Thawne's hands gets all um angry. “You sick pervert! I AM NOT ..."

"Yeah yeah you’re just mad that Cass into Vince, and not you but I’m from the future, and I just don't get this denying your feelings stuff."

Steph chases after Thaddeus who can run art light speed so she has um no chance to catch him I wish he'sd stop doing things like that in a fight. ' Stanfd Still, and let me hit you!"

I roll my eyes and throw explosive Batrangs at Thor Girl they don't hurt her but they do distract her long enough for Supergirl to get the upper hand. “Spoiler! Stop trying to hit Thad and get back into the fight!" I order.

Steph jumps over to Vella “Come on get outta the shield you saiyans have all kinds of Mary Sue powers, and that ring, and you're afraid of the sushi platter? I thought you GLs didn't have fear."

“W... we have fear just able to over come it." Vella whines.

“Then you know do that! Or would you want your daddy to see what a coward his little girl is a sniveling wimpy little..."

Vella's ki power explodes “SHUT UP!" Throwing Spoiler, and fear kid for several yards.

At this moment I hear a loud laughter. "I want in on this!"

Skaar charged into the fight attacking both groups. This may not have been my bet idea.

To be continued.

Spoiler: Stop hitting me Cass

2009-11-23T21:09:00.000-08:00

Okay for you perverts who keep writing your stories of me , and Batgirl getting it on. Well one let's not forget I'm straight, but another thing is she's constantly hitting me.

Not hitting on but punching the daylights out of me. I understand it back in the days I'd call her a retard I deserved it then, but not now.

The latest action started this morning while we were on a stakeout. Those things are like totally boring. So I started talking about relationships an I asked why she acts so cold to her man lately.

“So what did he do wrong?" I grin hoping to get some gossip.

“Nothing.” She says with an annoyed tone.

“Okay just getting tired of him?" I question.

“No." Same annoyed tone.

“Not feeling well or is he getting pudgy I knew it! All that eating saiyans do..."

“No he’s still ... cute. Just don't want to waste time must save lives."

I sigh. “Okay you're beginning to sound like Batman he drove away Wonder Woman with his craziness. "

She grunts “Whatever."

"No Whatever. I mean if you keep this up well he's a dude they think with their junk, keep this up, and some girl is gonna take him away from you."

And that's when she hit me.

And that's where I Stephanie Brown, college student, and mother did the only grown up thing to do... I told on her. And oracle was very supportive.

Okay maybe not, but then Nightwing catches up to Cass and, and pretty much says what I was trying to get across.

But does she punch out the mighty Dick Grayson? No she takes what he says to heart, and hugs him! After the advice. She mutters “I’m glad you don't hate me like Misfit said.”

“Cass you're my little sister I can never hate you, and Misfit is well not that bright, don't listen to her. "

So we get back to West City, And she drags Vincent into her room for Along time until the next day when Vincent emerges with scratches on his face that He couldn’t have gotten from Cass she’s not that strong. Well any whoo She takes us all on some kind of mission, and I swear She needs to get Vincent to wear a costume I mean what kind of superhero dresses like this?

Any way when we land the crazy ship, that Vincent got for his birthday... jeeze I wish I had alien grandparents any way this is what we saw waiting for us.

The Incredible Hulk's son Skaar , I thought she got the whole team together to fight him but she surprises me with this. " Skaar. You're like us... a legacy, and um you’re dad has done some bad things. So have you... But you're not alone... We've all done some things were not proud of. "

The green skinned monster glares at Cass. “And what do you from me leather face?"

" I want ...we want to be your friend and to join us... Join team Legacy."

WHAT? Has Cass Cain... oh wait I'm sorry it's Cassandra Wayne now completely lost her mind? She wants this monster to join us? I would say something... but I'm afraid she'll hit me again.

Vella: Happy Birthday to me, and Vincent..

2009-10-22T21:05:00.000-07:00

Today is my 18th birthday! Well it's also my twin's but oh well. My daddy keeps joking he's going to kick me out of the house but kidding aside it may not be a bad idea for me to move into an apartment in the New Legacy building because Mom doesn't like me brining boys over, and worse yet Aunt Corset wants to cut off my tail!

Vincent's going to be late for the party, because he and Inertia are off playing stupid pranks. We’ve already gotten reports of them, rolling Yamcha's front yard, and egging Wonderman.. No not throwing eggs, at this house but him. Oh, and finally they caught that Young Avenger Speed, and dunked his head in a toilet all because Thad thinks Speed is ripping him off.

I don't know about that...

Then again, he may have a point.

Any way Cass Cain popped up out of like no where. Startling me whle I was fixing my car stereo. I mean I was like looking outside one minute spliced a wire, and a second later...

“Whoa! Where did you come from?"

“Have ... Seen Vincent?" She asks glaring.

“No. Why are you mad at me?" I respond.

“You... hurt Jason." She comes out with.

“Yeah right, I was never more than a fun time for him, besides, he went berserk, and tried to kill his brothers..."

“No that was... a fake Jason..." She puts her hand on my shoulder. "He does care... And now I know why you left ... him I'm sorry for um being um...well..."

“Mean? Apology accepted." I grab her into a hug.

She squirms. “I don't... like being touched."

I laugh. “Then Vincent must be really dissapointed. "

As she blushes I feel a large ki behind me slightly weaker than say hmmm Wonder Woman. but let's see Uh-oh Cassie Sandsmark Why are there so many Cassandras?

“AWW isn't that sweet Two of whores together." Oh great she' must be off her meds ever since Kon died she's been well crazy as a loon. she joined a cult, and well has been all over the place with her behavior.

“What’s a whore?" Cass asks.

“Means you sleep with a lot of guys" I answer.

“I’ve only been with one..." Cass mutters.

Both of us look at her. " You mean you , and Conner." Wonder Girl growls.

“No, I only kissed.... Conner no... Making love...we decided to ... be friends I've only been with Vince."

Wonder Girl thinks for a second " According to Robin you don't lie, hell Kon may have slept with a skrull, okay you're off the hook little bat. But as for you monkey girl you pretended to be my friend, and tried to steal Conner from me!"

I thought with my hormones instead of my brain, I used to have a crush on Kon, but I shouldn't have acted on it you're right do what you want" I say. and i let her hit me with a punch and she does it again, and again.

I don't stop her I deserve it I made a mistake after a few more punches Someone grabs her I focus on who it is it's Kara she puts Cassie in a full nelson.

“Calm down Cassie, and I'll let you go!" Supergirl states.

“You betraying me too Kara?" Cassie spits.

“Okay no I’m not. Vella's not fighting back she's had enough!"

She Slept with Conner!" She shouts.

“And maybe you should blame Kon for half of that! He can't seem to keep his hands off other women I may be his cousin but maybe you should just break up with him for good Or at least beat him up, look what he's doing to you!" Kara let's her go.

Wonder Girl spits at me, and flies off.

" Hey Bats why didn't you help Vel?"

" She didn't want it." Cass shrugs.

That put a real damper at the party even after I washed off the blood, and ate a senzu bean to heal the wounds. Me and Vincent did get plenty of presents lot of them were gift certificate or games, but my favorites were the computers mom built for us and the space ships grandpa Vegeta got us which made Grandma Tomae really mad because she thought he was trying to outdo her gifts

Which were training robots.

After all the party guests left I found a gift for me that was small, I opened it, and it was an emerald necklace
and a note that said happy birthday Princess J.” J as in Jason. Man the Bat family is really good, at sneaking into places.

I contacted Kara, and Steph, on my new computer for a video chat, and told them about the gift.

Steph yells. “I knew he still had a thing for you!”

Supergirl was more serious “You’re not gonna get back together with him are you? He hears voices in his head.”

“I don’t know I’m so confused. I’ll have to think about it, I think I’ll have to see him.”

Supergirl tried to talk me out of it but my mind’s made up. It’ll probably end in nothing anyway since that scarlet girl is following him around now, but I guess I’ll have to be sure.

Inertia: the last Black Lantern

2009-10-15T21:30:00.000-07:00

Nekron was beaten and some guys were brought back to life because of it. Not me. I'm Thaddeus Thawne, most call me Inertia. I died a while back, and I'm now a ghost. I've been playing the conscience to my desecrated Black Lantern corpse.

That's became harder, and harder even more so after Nekron was defeated, and Vella gave it some of her power. If she had just let it die, we could save brought me back any number of ways... but no.

Well it's not her fault, you see I found one of the few people that can see me, well Vincent could when he was dying in some alternate dimension but not normally, and Wolverine , and the Hulk can but neither are much up for conversation, magic users can bit they either try to exorcise me, use me, or talk about a bunch of hippy mumbo jumbo.

But X-23 or Laura well she actually talked to me I guess because we're booth clones, and were both used as weapons by our creators. Funny once Vince had set us up on a blind date last year, and she didn't like me too much.

But now she's seems to have forgotten that. Bad thing about not having a body though... seeing things like this.

And not being able to touch her kind of sucks. I was sort of haunting by the new Legacy Building, and Laura was there talking to Vella about something, and probably drooling over Bat chick well unless she's teasing me about that... any way I decided to see if I could move stuff and was trying to spill a cup of cold soda in Iron Lad.

he was blah blah blahing with a read headed chick from his reality. ' So you're not called Tony here?"

“No the name Tony Stark has been pretty soiled by this realities version of me. " He shrugs.

“Well it looks like you've made some friends here." She grins.

" Not too sure of that I don't think they like me too much I used to date a a cyborg enemy of theirs, and have had run ins with Batgirl."

“They let you live here, and hang out with them, and Tony really a Cyborg? Gross."

At that moment a thundering sound shatters the silence, and my rotting corpse
slaps Anthony around while the girl... I think her name is Pepper grabs Spoiler's kid, and takes her to a safe room.

The rest of the team try to confront this freak, but like me when I was alive he's fast, well he is me. He takes down Spoiler and Batgirl by knocking the air out of their lungs.

Supergirl gets in on it Slowing him down with her Ice breathe, and grabbing on to him. “I’m going to end you now you zombie freak!"

" Ya ain't doin' nothin' superbabe!" he yells back... do I actually sound like that? “But givin' yer heart to me!" Truthfully is that how I talk? Ugh. He takes out a green rock from from out of his compartment on his belt.

" Ugh Krytonite! You speedy undead son of a ...!"

" Uh uh ya don't want Supes hearin' ya talk that!" He pretends to chuckle but I know this thing has few emotions, just hunger. Vince knocked it off Karla? No Kara.

It vibrated through the wall, and the rest of Legacy thought it was gone but it was building up it's speed by running around the planet building up mass the closer it got to light speed, until it came back and Punched Vince in the face with near infinite Mass.

The half saiyan flew through the ceiling and and he landed miles away from here, I've seen the kid recover pretty quick before But he's out of the fight for the time being. Vella caught my darker half in a green bubble.

“Thad stop it we'll help you!" Vel pleads.

“LIKE YA WAS GONNA DO WITH WIT' THE DRAGON BALLS? YEAH THAT TURNED OUT WELL I'M GONNA EAT YA ALL."

He vibrated out of the Bubble, and was going to vibrate his hand through Vella's semi invulnerble chest Before Laura jumped in from no where, and grabbed her heart, instead of Vella's.

“I don't have many freinds bub." She gasps. " ya ain't killin' the ones I do have."

" I'll take your heart, and hers, Miss Logan Junior. " The zombie brags I don't know know why I did it, I'm not sure what I was thinking I was going to do but I slammed my hand into the zombie, and this weird thing happened.

Lightining hit us both, and I could feel it. It burned, and coursed through my being. It was then I realized I can feel, my breathing was coming hard I can breathe! The zombie was screaming "No! He's stealing my power! Help Me!"

I could feel the Speed Force connecting itself to every fiber of my self. It was painful but exhilarating at the same time. Next thing I know I'm thrown away from the Zombie, and into the heart of the Speed Force itself.

“I can barley hear my voice saying. " He took it all he sprokin' took my powers."

I wake up sopre in the grass somewhere and I hunger...for pizza. Sausage, and pepperoni with green peppers. Well I'm obviously not a zombie, and I'm not dead anymore either my body aches too much.

I open my eyes to see a blue saiyan haired furry Aaah!

“Hey pal that lightning struck here you alright?" it asks.

" Fine. " I answer. “Can you tell which direction West City is?"

The Blue thing looks confused " I've never heard of it any way I'm Sonic what's your name?"

I laugh. "Sonic huh if that's an indication of speed then compared to me your a slow poke."

He growls. “I’m the fastest thing alive!"

“Not faster than Inertia weirdo." I grin “Let’s race!" I pretend I can't keep up with him, then I pour on the speed, and smoke the Hedgehog About half a world away I vibrate to my Universe's frequency, and look around.

Looks like I'm in Gotham. I run around until I find someone I know. I did find a Robin but I don't think it's the same one I knew He cursed me out, and yelled something about how I'm not good enough for his city.

Weird he sounded like that Damian kid but older. I race around until I find Cass talking to some pudy dude who's wearing a badge, looks like a detective or something.

" Jim the baby's not yours." Cass stutters. Wait what? How long was I out?

" Oh don't tell me it's that saiyan's" he shouts. “You’re going back to him aren't you?"

" Uh hello not to break up this Soap Opera moment but what the Sprock are you too talking about?"

" Thawne!" Cass shouts.

"Reverse Flash!" The cop shouts before pulling a gun on me. " We don't need your kind of justice, in Gotham! Your saiyan buddy's either!"

He shoots I side step the flying lead, and grab Bats. I run up to the top of a building. " Okay Batgirl I'm a bit out of the loop what the Grife is wrong here! You're having Vince's kid? Reverse Flash?"

"I should have there was something wrong with you." She looks me over. " You're wearing the Inertia costume, and called me Batgirl, It's Batwoman now."

“Oh great I'm in your future." I groan. stupid Sprockng Speed Force."

“Yeah it blows doesn't it?" A deep voice from behind me laughs.

“Don’t worry Thad I'll lend you some of my speed get you back to where the zombie you is attacking."

“Okay, how do you Frakking know that?" I ask.

“I’m you genius!" He smirks taking off his mask. " I lived through it!" he touches my shoulder, and next thing I know I'm back at Legacy HQ.

And I'm face to face with myself again, but this time I'm rotting and disgusting. " Ya stole my power You Son of a ..."

“Hey I'm a son of a test tube pal and she was a saint!" I joke “Seem a bit slow there don't you? I guess I have all you speed juice huh? I have the soul it’s my speed power!"

“I’m Thaddeus Thawne! I'm Inertia!" he declares.

I look around all my teammates are read for action again, But are confused at what they're seeing. I chuckle at the zombie " You're nothing but an empty shell now now you powerless, and well there's no need for two Thads, Especially since I'm the good looking one.”

He tries to fire his ring energy at me. “Not going to work smelly Nekron's gone." I grin before vibrating my hand into his chest hey poetic justice but I don't take out the heart Instead I vibrate him until he explodes. all that's left is his black ring which I also destroy.

Vincent gets in my face “Who are you now?"

"I'm Your buddy want me to prove it? One time I had to drag you away from Trunks' ex girlfriend's house because you got your saiyan ass drunk and sang outside her window in nothing but your boxers that you loved her. Oh yeah, and you were doing some disturbing dance that looked like the Hokey Pokey. "

His face goes red, and he squeaks out "it's him." Iron Lad comes out of some room, in a new armor. "Wait'll I get my hands on Inertia!" he announces.

" Aw I didn't know you cared Stark! I'm so flattered!" I quip.

he stares at me " You were resurrected weren't you?"

“Yep" I smile.

“Oh joy." he shakes his head and walks off.

" You know Anthony I'm not too fond of men putting their hands on me... but we can call Hulkling over..."

" Bite me Inertia!" he answers.

" How did you come back speedy?" Steph asks.

"Sproked if I know the Speed Force doesn't make a lick of sense look how Bart , and Grandpa Barry came back."

We had a party Supergirl warned me about betraying her new friends, I told her they're my friends too and she seemed to be okay with me, I finally ate some pizza man I missed it.
after it was over Vella smiles at me and we go out side to talk in private.. “I like the way you talk now less weird." She laughs. “So glad you back it'a like an early birthday present."

“Oh yeah, you and Vince turn eighteen next week don’t you want me to give you an early present?" I wink.

“Thad I do like you... but as a friend. Although you are cute I'm afraid if we dated we'd break up, and hate each other. I don't want to hate you, or for you to hate me either."

I think for a second " Ever hear of friends with benefits?" I query.

“Huh? No what's that?" She gives me a wide eyed look.

“Never mind, heh I should have known there's a saiyan prince in the 31st century who's the spitting image of Jason Todd. Guess he's your great great grandson or something."

“Really?" she smiled then looked confused for a second then wandered off lost in thought. I wonder if I reavealed a little too muh about the future again? While I'm wondering that I'm grabbed roughly. By Laura?

She sniffs me, then cuts my shirt open with her claws. she gets this evil little smile. " Her loss is my gain darlin'." She grabs me by the hair, and frenches me. " Gotta lil' shock there, like static electricity. We cloned weapons gotta stick together."

“We’re not weapons." I answer. “We’re people with our own choices." She laughs.

“Call me darlin’." She bites my neck then winks at me before vanishing in the shadows. Well looks like if I play my cards right I'll get a very nice welcome back soon enough.

Batgirl:Groan

2009-09-29T20:31:00.000-07:00

Slobo quit today... He said "Anita needs him." I asked if we can help " he said "naw it's a relationship thang."

That's the problem with this team... and something I am uh g-guilty of we... let our love lives take up too much time like Um Wonder Woman said. Maybe that's why Nightwing is mad at me... I'm not being serious.

Or maybe Vincent's right, and Misfit doesn't know what she's talking about... and Dick isn't mad at me. Doesn't matter I'm mad at myself. The Black Lanterns killed alot of people I ... we should have done more to save them.

I have to make Legacy better... how would Bruce have done it? Probably by being really mean and Punching Guy Gardner... who can I punch? I like Vincent’s face and hitting him would turn him on...

I want to punch Vella for how she's treating Jason... and saving Black Lantern Inertia, but Vince would be mad... Inertia's dead. Steph... too easy. Also Tim doesn't like me beating up his girlfriend. Supergirl? I'd probably end up with a broken hand. Iron Lad? he too drunk to feel it.

Hmm I have to think of something ... else. I go into the basement and drink tea to think.

Vincent wanders up to me " hey babe..."

“No." I say.

“What? I didn't even say, oh yeah body language. So what did I do to for you to give me the cold shoulder?" he grunts.

“Nothing... I have other stuff to do than to please you... our team is weaker now that Slobo has left... and I need to lead it."

He does a weight lifter pose. “I’m strong enough to carry the weight for me, and Slobo."

“You spend less... and less time training... and more trying to get me into bed..." I snort. “Soon you'll be weaker than Green Arrow."

“That’s a low blow." he grunts.

“You... want to show your dad that you should... be Prince of Saiyans...and not Trunks you have to work harder..." I'm uh interrupted when Steph jumps in wearing this silly costume.

“Bra sent a bunch of costumes over for you... but I like this one! Can I keep it? Hey maybe I can be substitute Batgirl? Or Batgirl Purple or something?"

Vince got mad I just nod " You can have it I don't want it."

I left the talk with my boy to see the new costumes most of them looked like Babs' but I kind of like this one.

It's not yellow. Vella slouches in...With a fake smile.

“I um well we went for the Dragonballs...." She stutters like me.

“And?" I question.

“Well someone got to them before me, and Laura did, and made a wish that I can't remember.

I clench my fist. “So you didn’t bring Inertia back... and his zombie is running around free because of you?"

“Look I'm sorry okay?" She tries to apologize.

“Maybe if you weren't ... chasing around Superboy's..." I start before Supergirl gets in between us don't know where she came from.

“Hey guys let's just chill out okay?" Kara asks.

“Fine... we need a training session anyway." I order Vince gives me a dirty look I know I'm going to hea aboout how how I treat his twin... So that's another annoyance.

During the training a robot knocks down Vince... I told him he should train more...maybe now he'll listen to me. he gets all mad and turns into that weird blue furred thing... he calls a Supersaiyan 5.

He goes crazy, and starts attacking us with blasts. Vella was about to transform too when I order " No! We don't need two crazy people here!"

Supergirl body slams him into the wall. “Calm down Vince before I hurt you!" She’s blasted away, and he goes into a fighting stance.

" Supergirl Back off everyone leave um ... alone here." I command.

Kara says “Look Bats I know he's your guy, and all but when he's like this he could tear you apart!"

" Leave now! .. And whatever noises you hear don't open the door!"

He growls at me. I smile. “If I didn't know better...I'd have thought you'd planned this... We both know you can't keep up that power long...and you and Supergirl or Vella fighting would destroy this building... but I think we can find a better way to use that power of yours....

The next few hours were very ... um pleasant. But Afterwards I had to get back to work... I left him sleeping in the training room. I take one last look and I am ... what's the word? Relieved that his hair went back to ...normal... Looks like he's not going bald like his dad.

Steph made some jokes.. About what was going on and I ignored the... and started looking up who's wanted... Hmmm Skaar Son of... Hulk he sounds ... like someone who needs to be stopped.

At that moment I hear a battle... in one of the upper floors... I run to the elevator.. and when I get to the floor where the sounds come form I see ...

Ya jerks didn't bring me back! I'm gonna eat each , and every one of ya!"
I glare at Vella for keeping this thing... alive.

TBC

Vincent: I hate losing fights.

2009-08-16T20:23:00.000-07:00

As I fly with Iron Lad across the smoldering remains of New York I can only think of one thing. “I’m glad to be away from Cass for a while."

Fists off Someone told her that Nightwing hates her now. This seems way out of character for Grayson. But because the person telling her that wasn't lying she believes it, although the person that said it may just be an idiot.

Whatever Cass won't go See Nightwing about it. And has gone into angry obsessive Bat-mode where the only thing she wants to think about is the "Mission". Also she’s pissed at both of my sisters.

First she doesn't like the costume Bra made for her a while back.

She thinks there's too much yellow. And she's angry at Vella for breaking up with Jason her "brother". I think he's better for her than super idiot but hey i can't control her life.

So in short Cass hasn't been a picnic to be around. But I still don't appreciate Tony Junior here insinuating she's retarded. But I push that out of my head and try to senses the Ki here. You know usually there's so much life that it takes me a while to get clear reading here well the life is mostly gone.

“There’s either a large group of people or one extremely powerful being." I say.

Stark ignored me , and flew top speed to to what looked like it used to be a suburb there was swing sets, and play grounds now charred almost beyond recognition.

“Oh God!" Rhodey"s house is gone all my stuff!" Stark cries.

“Wait you lived with War Machine?" I ask.

“In My world he wasn't War machine he was my age, and yes I lived with him after dad died."

I let this process in my brain a while. “Your Universe is screwed up Anthony."

“A girl's voice blocks out his reply. " Tony! You're alive!" Some Skinny Red Head runs up to him.

“Pepper!" He grabs her, and hugs her I can't help but suppress a laugh. That's Pepper Potts? In my Universe this is Pepper Potts.

“Tony You shouldn’t have come back! The Shadow God is going to eat the entire Universe." Pepper babbles.

“This Shadow God He's the one who did this to New York?" Anthony demands.

“No just This City the entire planet!" She sobs. “He’s done this to all of reality. Tony before we die I’d like to tell you..." But before she does Tony flies off into a rage after the huge power level.

I’m about to fly after him when mini Pepper grabs my foot. “You’re not going without me Tail Boy!"

I sigh and carry her to where Anthony is getting trashed by this.

The human half of me says to get Anthony, and get out of there. The saiyan half says “and pass up this fight? No way!" So I drop skinny and transform to my most powerful level Ss5

I don't know how dad, and Son Goku control this form I go insane every time I go to it but at this point that's a good thing. I Go insane with high powered punches, and kicks these would shatter mountains, and he just sits there, and takes it.

It grins at me. “What are you exactly? You aren't from this reality. Aaah from another universe a hybrid human and some kind of alien species that doesn't exist here."

I unleash a blast that'd destroy the planet a few times over all it does is bounce off of him and hit the planet. lava starts flowing out of the crust, and the alternate Earth is about to blow.

“Weak little creature" he chuckles. These shadows surround me I feel weak all the sudden. “Your tiny amount of power barely feeds me. But after I consume this realm I'll go , and eat yours."

He tosses me to the ground and I feel myself blacking out. " Hey Vince get up stupid ya don't wanna have yer body wearin' a Black Ring." I look up And see

“Thad? I thought you were a zombie."

He shrugs "yeah a zombie doesn't have a soul so I guess you can say I'm a ghost< Ive been whisperin' in the Black Lantern me's ear to get tryin' to ge ta him find a way to come back to life."

I shake my head "why can't you come back the same way Barry Allen did?"

“Okay. When ya tell me how the sprock grandpa did that I'll do it."

I think for a second " No one's quite sure how Flash came back."

He sighs that's what I thought. Anyway ya'd better get up , and out of this reality, before it goes boom, or yer body will end up like mine wearin' a black ring."

I snort. “I doubt one of those can get here. "

" Dude Nekron has turned vaporized bodies into Black Lanterns, and in another reality won't stop him, do you really wanna watch yourself rip out Cass' heart? Or your twin's?"

II get up all weak, and glare at the Shadow God. I take out the portal remote, grab Anthony, and Pepper, and open the portal.

When we soon get out the other other side, and I close the portal. “What where are we? The universe was dying..." Pepper shouts way too fast.

I smirk a bit “Welcome to a whole other Universe."

My mom got all pissed that me, and Anthony used her portal, and even more pissed that we may have lured some uber powerful psycho thing to this Universe.

Pepper kept asking who “the blonde guy in the green costume was."

“my friend Inertia or a part of him anyway." I say.

Antony guffaws "yeah right his ghost would be be busy watching Vella in the shower not trying to save us."

Sadly he's got a point. Anyway when I get home I expect Cass to either ignore me or yell at me oddly she hugs me instead. I guess she can tell I'm worried well I am I'm not sure anyone can stop this "Shadow God" if he gets here.

Ironlad: Zombie teamates and return home

2009-07-06T22:19:00.000-07:00

After the incident with her kid Spoiler was talking about quitting the team... she didn't do all that much anyway, so I'm okay with it. But Batgirl kept saying she needed her around... I can guess why. Poor saiyan boy is in denial about his girl playing for the other team.

But Slobo brought up the fact that after Spoiler died Black mask her face out to all the media outing her identity., her kid would be safer from villain revenge with a group of super heroes, than with her mother. and grandmother in Gotham.

At that moment though a blast from the Capsule Corp next door shook the ground, and the conversation was tabled. We all sit up, and fly over there. Yes it could have been Vella, and Vincent's psycho dad blasting rats again out of boredom but that was unlikely.

What it was out of a George Romero movie. Inertia’s dead body was moving around, and talking in this weird black costume.

Along with Vella's dead Superboy knockoff boyfriend.

Vel's head was bleeding, but she was fighting while my ex Laura Kinney or Howlett or whatever she's going by this week Let's just call her X-23 tries to cut off the zombie's heads oddly the zombies were fighting each other as well.

The Superboy- lite one knocks away X -23. Vella was half ass fighting him. Luckily Vince Slammed into him going all out with all his powers.

Me I use this tech I lifted off that device from the future that Robin once took put Thawne's speed with.

Unfortunately since it's from the future, it was like a chimp trying to reprogram a vcr, I put some components into my armor the ones I could understand the rest though.. I'll figure it one day.

But whatever the blast was enough to slow down Inertia zombie. While he's down I blast him with a full force from my Unibeam, the round thing in my armor's chest plate.

It doesn't destroy the body completely or all that much, so I fire full force Repulsors. The body walks out of the flames. “Armor analyze!" I order.

“The Zombie was not created in traditional way by virus...it is powered by an energy feild emanating from ring." the armor's computer answers.

“Great." I think to myself. Luckily he still doesn't have any speed. “I’ve been waiting along time for this Thawne!" I punch him hoping it hurts the undead freak and then go for the ring to cut his strings like a puppet.

My armor starts blaring “warning Speed Force energy has returned to corpse vibration attack breaking breaching armor.

" I'm gonna eat yer heart Stark!” His hand vibrates into my chest only to be shocked by the device I put there to replace it after the injuries I received at the hands of Kang controlled Iron Man all a couple of years ago.

I would gloat but I'm messed up by him trying that, X attacks him from behind. slashing into his back.

The undead speedster grabs her wrists he’s about to bite her face but then he stops.

“What are ya waitin' on bub? I'm just a weapon No one'll miss me! I hope ya choke on me!"

" Ya ain't no weapon!" Thawne yells. “Neither am I! I ain't doin' this crap no more! Screw My granfather that created me as just a tool, and screw Black Hand and whatever the hell is behind his raisin' the dead. I'm a person not a monster I ain't eatin' another person Vella Vincent? Can ya guys wish me back wit' those Dragonball things?"

Vella while trying to pull her brother off away from ripping her zher decompsing lover 's head off. " the Dragonballs were snatched up in a game show! The Henchman union has them I don't know where they are!"

He screams saying something about not wanting to see beautiful women as steaks, and ran off into the dusk. That's new an emo zombie. Weird thing was it looked like Laura, and the undead freak had a moment there… can’t be probably my imagination. Vella now used her ring to pull Vincent away from saving the other zombie. “Don’t hurt him! We can wish him back!"

" Vella Van is dead, he isn't coming back like Kon or Superman did he's a flawed clone now let me tear this corpse apart!"

Instead of the happening the zombie bit Vincent's arm shouting “Flesh!"

My armor rebooted, and I zapped the corpse with Kryptonite rays you'd think it wouldn’t work on a zombie but it sent him back screaming and he flew ff into the night. Wow I wondered where everyone else was until I saw that they were holding there heads and were bruised turns out Inertia speed blitzed the rest of the team to start off.

Oh God I'm going to turn into a zombie!" Vincent whines. “You too Vella!"

That's a scary thought I've seen what these two saiyans did to an all you can eat buffet. But I checked them for zombie virus just in case neither one of them had it.

After the saiyan twins ate some kind of beans to heal their wounds, the others decided of all the stupid things to go out for tattoos, luckily Vel, didn't go because she was called because of some GL emergency, and Steph took her daughter to Gotham to visit Robin. So I won't be the only one who' hasn't mutilated himself.

While they are gone I decided to go to the Vault, and decided to see the Mandarian from my reality. I had to go through all types of red tape thanks alot Norman Osborn, but finally I went to see him .

“What do you want Stark?" he hisses.

“Why would you come into this Universe? it can't just be for revenge can it? Without me there you would have gotten anything you wanted."

" I did for a while." he answered. " but then some creature came and was in the process of destroying our entire Universe we are both all that is left."

I suspected he was lying, But I had to be sure. But how? Wait doesn't Vincent, and Vella's mother has a dimensional portal in her basement? I fly back to the Legacy place.

A few hours later after Vincent is done scarring himself with the royal saiyan symbol on his right arm we sneak into Capsule Corp and started programming the portal.

" I don't know if we'll ever find your Universe Anthony, there are Infinite realities." he says.

I shrug. “I thought there was only 52."

“Nope. Where did you get that idea? Any way all beings are attuned to their own Universe through a vibrational field the Flashes actually go to other realties by changing theirs I'll use mom's equipment to find yours, and if we're extremely lucky we'll find your reality. Hopefully before mom finds out I'm messing with the portal, last time I used it I accidentally released hippy versions of certain heroes into this Universe.. it was ugly."

So for the next hour the portal was trying to find my reality Vincent was telling me about his life with the Batgirl finally I shouted “No one cares! I mean really you should have just boinked her, and moved on now your stuck forever with a weird chick with all kind of mental disorders."

Then it dawned on me why he may have took the whole marriage thing and didn't divorce her “don’t tell me you got her pregnant."

“No. We're being careful about that" he snorts. Whew good because I've seen their kid he's kind of well a murdering psycho.

Then you should just dump her now." I state. He starts growling. " dude all love is chemicals in the brain that run out after a while and when that happens you'll be stuck with crazy girl and her problems well if she doesn't dump you completely for Spoiler."

" How many times do I have to tell people there's nothing going on between Cass and Spoiler!" His eyes get rage filled. Damn it and my armor is across the room. Great, death by saiyan not how I wanted to go out I was hoping the way I'd go out would involve leggy supermodels.

Then I was literally saved by the bell, the portal's computer had found my universe, and beeped Vincent forgot his anger, and we prepared to go there, who knows I may decide to stay there.

But when we opened the portal this was how my native New York looked.

TBC

Black Lantern Inertia: The end of the Heroslayer's plan

2009-06-01T21:25:00.000-07:00

I was created as a puppet for the Thawne's revenge on the Allens I was supposed to kill Bart Allen and take his place. When I saw how Max Mercury treated Bart like a son, and how my own supposed grandfather treated me like a weapon, I refused ta go along with it any longer.

I played around with Slade's Titans East for a while but I only wanted the speed formula he was giving me, that was until my own natural powers came back, and I tied to get me some lovin' from Vella Briefs I made some friends did some of what some people would call "good" and I died.

I was tortured by the souls of Bart, and a clone of Superboy until one Day Bat vanished in a bunch of lightning then me, and the Superboy clone woke up with black rings on our fingers and this chant about the Blackest Night great I'm part of something that in the future is used to scare bad children.

Worst yet I'm a puppet again. I'm supposed to attack, and kill Legacy, I've been resistin' it so far don't know how long I keep doin' that. I watch them fight with this Villain group hastily put together by Heroslayer.

And a guy wearin' my face holdin' Spoiler's kid hostage.

Match, some Wondergirl lookin' chick probably a clone are freakin' out that this guy would threaten a kid. I kinda think Match has more Superboy in him than he likes to admit. Because although he claims the Rouges told him not ta kill kids they slaughtered Bart without any remorse so Match's story don't add up.

Any way I watch as Match, and the girl who I find out is named Fury Are about to attack the clone of me, a clone of a clone they shoulda known that'd turn out wrong.

"Heroslayer Yells” Yes let's not kill the child let's make her like us!"

To which Spoiler shouts. “I will F@%$%*09 kill you if you touch a hair on her head! And you’re not brain washing my little girl either Heroslayer!" She tries to jump "Kid Zoom” with some other heroes, and villains.

They miss him because he's way to fast fer them problem is I'm not. I grab Gwen outta my look alike's hand No one else cans see anything but a blur but he’s fast enough ta see my face.

He ran screamin' I guess a fast zombie would do that to ya. No one saw me put Gwen in Spoiler's hands and run back to where I was watchin' ...

“Okay guys what just happened there?" Steph questions.

“Who cares?" Batgirl gripes." Get... Gwen to the um teleporter, send her to the Batcave... the rest of you take... down the villains!"

That weird Orange Lantern chick tackles Vince. “You’re mine! The saiyan Kingdom is mine! The Universe is Mine Mine mine!"

" What the Hell is wrong with Caulera?" Vince yells.

“She must have gone to Agent orange's space sector!" Vella explains " And she was devoured by an Orange lantern, and her identity stolen she’s basically a construct with Caulera’s mind, and identity but her body is dead!"

Vince smiles. “Heh so you're a ghost huh? Well Cass can't nag me for killing what's already dead, Final Flash!" The orange construct blinked out in the blast, and the ring flew off.

The alternate universe Mandarin was busy fightin' Iron Lad, he didn't Notice Slobo behind him. “Hey Bastich! Get outta our house!" Slobo growls Before Punching the Mandarin this distracted the armored guy long enough for Stark to blast Mandarin with his chest laser thing.

“You have no honor Stark... to use this alien to help defeat me!" Mandarin spits.

“Oh and like using these thugs to help kill me was all that honorable Mandy? Get over yourself how did you get to this Universe anyway?" It was too late the guy passed out.

The next Moment Supergirl knocks match thought the wall into the outside and he just keeps flying. Fury Catches Kara in her lasso. “Die Bimbo!"

Vella elbows Fury in the fore head " Leave my friend alone!"

Seems Vel had gotten too close to the frozen Parasite girl who broke out of the ice Supergirl had encase her in ' Hungry!" the purple freak yelled going after Vella who encased in a big green bubble using her ring.

This Gave e fury the chance to counter attack or so she thought when Vincent punched her the same way Supes knocked away her boyfriend. “You don't hit my sister!" he declares.

“Hey I can take care of my self Vince!" Vella growls.

“Doesn’t look like it to me! Wonder Bitch was about to attack you from behind!'

“I knew she was there Vince! She was about to get slapped by my tail before you bulled your way in fact because of you She's escaped!"

The two stopped arguing when a loud Snap! Went through the whole room everyone looked to see Batgirl had snapped Heroslayer's arm. “It’s over." Cass stated simply.

Heroslayer starts laughing hoarsely. “It’s not over The Bomb Is set going to explode soon you'll all die!"

Iron Lad does something... in his tin can “He’s right there is a foreign object by the generators I'll go diffuse it but you may need to get every one out."

I gave the nerd a bit of my speed So he gets down to the basement fiddles with the bomb a bit then tears it out of where it's set, and flies to the top of the building tosses it into the sky some inventor you fail Stark Junior.

Here's where it got really stupid at this moment Heroslayer jumps out of the window where he was at no idea how he got away from Miss Bats and tries to catch the bomb and it blew up with him near it.

I bet that was a cover for an escape that or he's so insane to think that he could have tossed the bomb back into the building. Either's he'll comeback another time, or he's gonna join the Black Lantern Corps either way it isn’t the end for that guy.

But there's some one I want ta put an end to. My other self I look fer him all over the new Legacy HQ and find him at the teleporter about ta jump Spoiler who I guess made sure her kid was safe.

Before he grabbed her he just stopped still as a statue. “Borrowed this from tm it sucks the Speed force out of you speedsters now you're ass is mine for threatening Gwen."

The beating that came next was horrible as it was one sided. She left him Battered on the floor while she went ta see if the rest of the team needed help not knowing that they already won.

I approach the clone of me. “Hey Pal ya look a little stuck!'

" No! Get away! What are you?" He whines.

“I’m a Black Lantern, in layman's terms I'm a zombie. Ya know what zombies do the livin' don't ya?"

He cried like a baby as I finished him off. After eating, my clone fer lunch I felt disgusted wit' myself I gotta get outta this condition. Those dragonballs the saiyan twins always talked about can turn me human again I gotta...

"VELLLAAAAA!"
That weird moan makes me turn around ugh It's Van-El.
continued from here.

He's after Vel eh? Well it'd have to be over my undead body.

Supergirl: Inertia returns or does he?

2009-05-18T20:17:00.000-07:00

I can't believe this I'm the responsible one here. You see when I joined Legacy several of Cousin Kal's loser enemies decided to team up and take on Legacy. Now the combined might of this team should take dorks like Terra Man, The Prankster, Live Wire, The Toyman and several others.

But noooo they are playing around with them. While I rescue any civilians in the way. I complain to Batgirl. " They could beat these morts anytime they want we have a saiyan, a czarnian, a saiyan Green Lantern, Ironman jr, a former Robin Me, And you MS Fighting Machine why haven't we put these idiots away yet?"

“Stress reliever."

“Wait what? You mean they're treating them like a predator play s with its prey? But that's nuts! "

“I’m making sure no normal person would be hurt she says before ducking a flying super villain that Vincent Punched there" “That hurt no more MR. Nice Guy!" The half saiyan yells before breaking the guy's teeth.

They take down the guys. Easily except for one thing I couldn't figure out. Spoiler was fighting with Live Wire.

She was dodging the electric chick's blasts. Taunting, “Can’t hit me! Hah ha ha!"

“Stay still you little bat slut!" Live Wire retorts.

“The Girl with the boob window in her costume calls me a Slut? Bwhahahahhahahahaha!"

I'm about to fly in and help her when Batgirl puts up her hand. “No.:

“What? Live Wire is gonna kill her!"" I rant.

"Watch." Cass, orders.

“Where are you girl? Come out so I can kill you!"

Steph jumps out behind a building shooting Live wire with a water gun which disrupts Live Wire's electric powers. After that Steph just knocked her out. “Your weakness is water, lame!" Steph yelped

“Way ta go team!" A voice congratulated. “Is there still room fer me?" We all looked over to non Zombie looking Inertia.

After the crooks were sent to jail we all went back to base, and after Vella, and Anthony did all kinds of tests on Inertia they said that it was indeed him.

Vella started laughing at her twin. “You said you saw a Zombie Thad. you’re going crazy Vince."

“I am not I saw him he had no skin on his face, and the bones were messed up!"

We all laughed, and Steph lamented that we didn't get to give a bachelorette party for Cass . The guys sort of wandered off. And I smiled at batgirl. '"So how do you like married life?"

" It’s Fine. It's not that different... Bruce is mad... and Vincent is confused. But I want to stay with him. "

" Yeah I notice you two stay in you room all the time."

" Yes.. We spar a lot." She says.

" And what do you do when you don't spar?" She just giggles in answer.

I knew you weren't just all business like Batman." I laugh but in the next second Anthony without his armor is tossed the corridor Heroslayer, with a bunch of nuts somehow got into the building.

Vella was fighting that wimpy saiyan girl that had tried to steal Vince from MS. Bats but she now had an orange ring And was being helped by some guy in what looked like Shredder Armor who wore a ring on each finger.

I hear Anthony mumble "How did the Mandarin get to this Universe?" Their combined powers were beating Vella. Vincent was getting beat up by the bizarro version of my cousin Kon, Match.

While Slobo Was trapped in the lasso of Fury my friend Wonder girl’s clone he was disintegrating, but his Lobo like healing ability was saving him. Cass was beating down Heroslayer until this blur knocked her off.

It caught Cass in a tornado like vortex until she passed out.
" Ha! All the super fightin' in the world won't help when ya ain't got no air in yer lungs"

It was Inertia in a yellow, and red suit. " You Glek nok!" I scream " These were your friends and you'd betray them?"

Inertia grins. " baby the Inertia that was friends wit' these dorks is in the ground I'm a clone Craydll created just in case the first Thaddeus Thawne died before succeeding his mission I got all his memories up until he went all wimpy. An' heroic. Since that sprokin' wimp ruined the name Inertia, ya can call me Kid Zoom sweet heart!"

"I'm about to call you a splatter on the wall!" I comment before I start feeling weak like my powers were being drained but it wasn't kryptonite it was something else.

I turn and see this Girl about my age but she's purple like the Parasite. Oh don't tell me there's a teenage girl version of the Parasite!

" Your powers are so tasty Supergirl or should I say Linda?" She knows my secret Id? Oh crap! Just like the other Parasite she gets your memories, and your powers. I pass out.

I wake up still weakened , and chained along with the rest of the team Heroslayer was tying up poor Steph. When Match said. " Hey don't hurt her too much!"

" I'm in charge here Match!" Heroslayer gripes. " But since the whole Kid Zoom Trojan Horse idea was your plan I'll let it slide this time."

This was Match's idea? When I get finished with him he won't look like anybody I'm related to.

Slayer turns on us " A bomb has been planted in this fancy little building of yours you will soon all die!"

" And when Stark is dead my association with you will be over Heroslayer.!" The Shredder/ Mandarin guy yells.

" No Mandarin remember out deal I help you kill your Universe's version of Tony Stark, and you help me kill the Teen Titans."

A grin pops up on Cass' face.. She whispers to the others " They aren't working well... as a team we can take um... advantage." Oh good she has a plan I hope she enacts it soon or we're toast.

Vella 100th post is someone back from the dead?

2009-04-19T18:46:00.000-07:00

Ugh. This is what depressed feels like? I don't like it. Well you see jason lost his mind he dressed up like evil Batman.

then he shot Damian, and stabbed Tim Drake, Now i fight with my brothers all the time but I don't try to kill him. And Damien is eight I think. He's a little boy I don't care about killing enemies in battle saiyans are taught to do that even though I haven't I did think about it with Heroslayer.

That's not the point the point is he tried to kill his own family! Batman beat him, and put him in some kind of cell in the Bat cave, but I can't condone what he did. I can't even look at him much less date him.

So I've been depressed my friends decided to take me to movie to help me feel better. Too bad they took me to Dragon Ball Evolution. Uncle Goku was was well a wimp in that movie.

Though daddy liked that part. "They really have you down Kakarot!"
" Shut up Vegeta!" Uncle Goku growled. " At least I got my money for this. You weren't even it!"

" I must think whatever deity is responsible for that huge favor." Daddy jokes. Well the movie is awful and a waste of time.

So Pan somehow hears I'm not with Jason any more and started annoying me." I'm not attracted to you leave me alone!" I yell and Supergirl pops in between us.

" Is she bothering you Vella?" She asks.

Pan gets up in Kara's face " It's none of your business bottle blonde!"

Kara grabbed Pan up, and tossed her out of the building.

"Thanks" I smile.

" No problem." She waves before flying off to somewhere.

I decide to take a shower, and in there I'm crying. After I'm out and dressed I hear a voice saying. " Ya shouldn't cry sweet heart messes up yer pretty blue eyes."

The voice sounds all weird and raspy. Then think I recognize it. " Inertia?"

A cold clammy hand rubs my shoulder for a second then he's gone in a blur of black and silver.

So after I tell everyone about this, and all this strange gifts me. and Steph have been getting from someone claiming to be Inertia Cass decided to investigate.

We fly to the West City Cemetery there Batgirl gets Kara to X-ray Vision his grave." There is no body in there. looks like some kind of strange energy hit the corpse reanimated, it and he phased out of the grave with his Flash powers."

" Yay! Thad's back " I squeal.

" And still a pervert ." Spoiler gripes. " He watched you in the shower."

Kara interrupts some thing's off about this energy. like I've seen it before ... but haven't. Like a weird cross between the Antimonitor, and a Green Lantern...."

While she was talking Vince pulled me away. " Vel You've studied up on saiyan law can Grandma Tomae actually marry people?"

" Yes she's a former Saiyan queen... why?"

" Crap" He spits. " Mom's going to have a fit..."

" About what?" I ask.

" Well after the Boudakai was over Caulera whined to grandma that she should be my mate. She sicced Tomae on Cass and wouldn't let me help... which is why Cass is limping. Well Cass won the fight without weapons messing up hers hands and feet pretty good after that Grandma said "welcome to the family grandaughter By the the royal decree you are my grandson's mate. May you have strong children."

I giggle. " Congratulations Mr. Cain."

" Shut up Vella! Am I old enough for that to be legal?"

"We look seventeen so yeah. Wat does Cass think about it?"

She doesn't seem to care one way or the other she's just glad Caulera won't be in our lives anymore. Batman's going to kill me isn't he?"

"Yes Yes he is." I mock. Then everything goes all crazy. Hands start popping out of their graves.

They were just shambling zombies though easy to defeat. Weird thing is they were wearing all these rings that are like mine but black.

Kara used her vision powers on one of them. " Guys you may not want to get the welcome back banners for Inertia just yet these rings radiate the same energy that brought him back.

So he's a zombie? Man just when something good was happening it turns out to be bad.

Spoiler all alone.

2009-03-10T00:13:00.000-07:00

So everyone has left to that tournament thingy. me? I don't want to watch people fight. I fight Super villains for a living. So I stayed here in West City thinking I'd be the only one to protect it. Well I was right problem is there's no freakin' crime.

The streets are deserted. Man everyone is watching this Martial Arts tournament. Well except this fat ugly naked dude who wore a domino mask , and robbed the closed up stores. He called himself “The Streak".

I caught the guy by walking I didn't even have to fight him he was out of breathe from running about two feet. Maybe he should call him self “the Wheeze “instead.

Any way I went back to Legacy HQ after about an hour I mean all I really did was get an evening workout from jumping on rooftops, And doing nothing. I would go to Gotham, But Batman is freaking out all the crooks with his return from the dead.

Also Mr. Wayne is quite the workaholic. Ever since he's been back its almost 27-7 Dark Knight. So I'd be bored there too, that and I don't want to see Tim Drake or I may KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.

You see he's pulling this crap saying " Oh Stephanie you shouldn’t be Spoiler if I see you in that costume again they'll be trouble blah blah."

You're the not boss of me Drake, and don't go around pulling that mini Batman crap. I threw away the flowers he gave me on Valentine's day because he thought he could Save me from being hero. Oh. and he tried to tell Cass to kick me off Team Legacy, and well Nightwing had to stop her from giving him a beating.

Timmy caught Cass on the um wrong time of the month there. At least that’s what I think anyway.

Oh and I threw away these other weird ones, You see, me , and Vella both got flowers, that’s not the weird part, We're both hot, no the weird part was the note said from Inertia. He's like dead.

I know I was too, and so was Superman, Batman, Green Lantern The Flash so on so on. But um Thaddeus Thawne's grave is undisturbed. I guess we should dig it up to see if he's still in it.

So any way I go into my room, and find jewelry with a note signed Inertia in his handwriting. This makes a cold chill go down my spine. I look in Vella's room, and yup she gets an emerald necklace.

Oh this is damn creepy. I do not want to b e alone in a big building when there;s a former super villain/former teammate’s ghost, or a zombie... or some weird creep with a sick sense of humor.

Okay back into the city. I got an idea. The registered Super team Force Inc likes to slander us Legacy guys, and gals. You see the Black Mask pretty much plastered my secret ID all over the news media when he killed me. So people know I’ve had a daughter.

They use that, and the fact that Vince, and Cass have fun time with each other, in the privacy of their own bedroom. Oh, and the fact Vella makes no secret she's with the Red Hood.

Plus the Fact Slobo Is related to Lobo, and Supergirl's mom is a nut bag. Well ya know what I decided to find out what kind of people Force INC are I turned on my invisibility cape. (Thank so much Ms. Dr. Briefs)

Ands sneak in their building man Legacy's is cooler. Any way this could have been a mistake. I mean They could just be doing something boring... they really could be the morally upright protectors of West City, and us teenagers are bad people they could be like you know reading the Bible together or something.

I a few minutes later I wish that was what they were doing. They were all having a wild party, taking drugs drinking massive amounts of alcohol, oh. And Ninja Witch this girl?

Was doing a strip tease , and making out with these two Hellgator

, and Lizard Boy

That made me throw up in mouth a bit, I mean a lot can be said about Cass dating Vince because he ain't exactly human, but at least he looks it.

And saiyans can reproduce with humans meaning we gotta be related. But making out with reptiles blech! So I take pictures of all this, and send them to the media. This gets people in an uproar, and the new director of SHILED oh I'm sorry I mean HAMMER The Green Goblin disbands Force INC, and sends them all to different teams.

So yay Steph! Legacy and the Veggie/Briefs Family only games in town again! And you other guys wanted to fight in some dumb tournament. Spoiler gets things done baby!

I go back to the big empty HQ But my little girl came back from preschool so it wasn't so scary, and watching the puppet shows on TV put the horrible images of girl on lizard action out of my poor head.

But still I think I’ll stay with mom until the rest of the team gets back the whole Thad thing is really freaking me out.

Batgirl: to the Bu.. Bou... um I can't um say that.

2009-02-16T21:34:00.000-08:00

I was stupid, and because of it... I failed to protect Vincent. I tried to beat the Wonder Girl clone hand to hand and because of that Vincent got burned by Match.

Iron Boy was no help... I found him tied up naked in a closet...Sigh... Maybe I should have picked Wonder Boy instead. We beat the bad guys, but they got away, and they destroyed the movie studio they were attacking.

I wish Supergirl, Vella, or Slobo were there... but they were.. all gone ... on their own missions.

when we first started um dating... I was nearly killed by Heroslayer, and I was put in some weird chemical bath healing thing, and Vincent sat on the outside of it... waiting for me to heal... now it's my turn...

" Look at you you freak." A voice startles me. " You just stood by while the Prince was injured... some mate for a saiyan you'd end up being."

" Go away Celery." I say.

" My name is not Celery you retard it's Caulera." The saiyan grunts.

" Not retarded. Barbara says my ... um intelligence is above average. " I tell her.

" Hmph, then that means you humans aren't that bright then." She sneers.

" Go tell that to Bulma." I Grin.

" Let's leave the Queen out of this!" She shouts. " You should just know you're the Prince's practice girl.he'll throw you away when you get boring to him, and he realizes he can get himself a woman he doesn't have to worry about breaking."

I Shake my head. " Bulma, and Chi Chi haven't been broken.... You're just saying these things because I beat you in a fight."

The saiyan girl goes all red. " You beat me because of those gloves!"

" I beat you because you're a bad fighter." I shrug. " You suck."

"If the Prince loves you so much why hasn't he made you his mate?" She screams.

" Like married? I don't know. Maybe it's just.. good what we have now.But you don't love him... at all you want to be a princess. Not that that'd matter Vincent will never become King... Trunks will."

She grins evilly. "Trunks can be gotten rid of."

I feel like punching her Trunks has always been nice to me... a bit goofy, but nice. But instead I smile. " Not with the way you fight. Go... and find your own boy ... and leave mine alone."

"I won't leave him alone until there is a ring on your finger!" She growls. then flies off.

Some time later Vincent wakes up, and I tell him what happened. "

he shrugs. " I guess I could have her punished or something but let's worry about that later today is the Boudakai, and we need to defend or tag championship."

I watched the other fights... I was sad that we didn't get to fight until the last round.. since I enjoy watching Vincent move. I went and got a hot dog... and didn't see who we were going to fight.

When I came back and saw who we were... facing I spit out what was left of the Hot dog.

My only thought was " Oh @$#%^"

Slo-bo: why me?

2009-02-08T17:03:00.000-08:00

Well I'm back with this group, and when we ain't got somethin' ta fight I'm bored as fraggin' Hell. I have to listen to a conversation Between ironlad and Vincent over whether or not Spoiler, and Batgirl are lesbians are not.

" They spend most of their time together Vince I'm telling you , you're the fake boyfriend."

" Bah! She doesn't have the concept of fake boyfriend.that and she doesn't look at women that way." The half saiyan responds.

" How do you know?" Ironlad smirks. ' Can you read her mind or something?"

Vincent smirks back " Exactly."

An hour later I see Spoiler chase around Vella with an octopus in her hand. Which was actually pretty dumb since the next second Spoiler was dodging blasts and green angry looking things.

I walk around being bored when I see some saiyan chick arguin' with Vincent " You've dallied with freakish human for a year, and still you have not made her your princess."

" What I do with with Cassandra is my own business, you are a low class warrior Caulera you have no right to question a prince. I have to train for the Boudakai get out of my face now and I won't tell my father of this!"

" Hmmm I think despite your protests you are not as in love with the bat freak as you think you are."

Man it's a fraggin' soap opera around here.

Luckily after a while everyone else left and I was in the base alone. Thought I could relax from all the stupidness but no apparently not. Cassandra's sister Broke in to the place and was rantin'.

First I thought it was her brother she kinda looks like a guy, that and well i thought Cass didn't see her biological family as her real family since calls Robin "brother".

Yeah well ' Marque ' Another reason I thought she was a guy it kinda sounds like "Mark".Any way she was blabbin' about ho she was gonna kill Cassandra, and anybody that got in her way. Yeah good idea goin' where a bunch of teens have super powers, ta go , and kill their friend fraggin' brilliant.

Feetal's Gizz she was annoyin' too. AShe muttered about killin' wand started Frggin' cuttin herslf while listening ta whiny music, the Lobo side of me wanted ta kill her.

Problem with that is Batgirl has a " no kill" policy. it was then I noticed she was sittin' by a Phantom Zone Projector that vella, and Anthony were tinkering with this morning.

I push the button , and send her to play with that nut that always wants you to kneel before him. She couldn't slash that guy with her knives and grunted " i can't kill any one here but I can still cut myself! the knife passed right through her.

" Nooooo!" She scrams heh Well llooks like this family reunion ain't happenin'

Vince: Legacy returns

2009-01-24T19:13:00.000-08:00

Well Cass has decided after Mourning Bats for a while to get back to leading. I had a great idea to decide who'll be on the team “How about we all go out Fight and captire some super villains, and whoever gets the biggest bad guys are in.

Of course Cass says "no".

"Yeah only power houses would get in." Steph groans.

“You’re both in." Cass interrupts. “Now quit fighting."

“We’re not fighting." Steph smiles and lemme guess why Vincent's in hmmm."

“Yeah Spoiler like the only reason you're in is because you are dating her older brother." I smirk. And like saying his name summons him he appears on the big computer screen.

AAAH! Giant ominous Tim Drake head of doom! “Cass why are you you recruiting the same day the Titans are trying to rebuild the ranks?"

Batgirl sighs. “Not recruiting cutting ... down."

“Yes but one of those is Supergirl we can use her." Tim argues.

“You have Conner...." Cass comments.

“Yeah but he just keeps doing a vanishing act lately. Look are you going to have Kara on your team or not?"

“Yes she is!" I hear Kara yell "Wahoo!" Damn this is gonna suck. Me. Cass, and Kara all on the same team ugh.

Robin sighs. "Damn it Cass! I can't believe..."

“Tim you um...Need to um ..."

" What is Cass?" Robin asks.

“Get laid... too stressed." We're all surprised she said that.

Then Steph shouts “I volunteer!"

Robin shakes his head. " Mumbles " They're as bad as Conner." Then the screen goes black.

Cass shrugs and “Where’s X-23?"

“No one's seen her since the vampire fight." Steph gives a worried look.

“Then she's not on the team... though she's already on two... like father.. like daughter."

“How about Jason?"

“No!" We me, and Spoiler both shout.

The Red Hood was apparently spying on us.
" Don't all fall over yourselves with grief about me there hair gel lad, and lamest Robin ever."

"Talking about yourself there Todd?" Stephanie is about to get in his face, but thinks better of it.

" Please I know I rock unlike you miss ‘oh I must destroy half of Gotham to show I love Tim,' Bimbo." his eyes move over to Cassie. “Don’t worry sis I only got into this team thing because Vella promised to do some stuff I've been asking her for. Now that ya got enough members I'm going back to Gotham."

" That brings us to Vella." Cass States.

Steph grunts. " Man what power does Supergirl have that these two twins don't"

“Freeze breathe, x-ray vision... Super Hypnotism." Cass starts off on the list.

“Okay I like Vel, I really do but what does she have that Vince doesn't?"

Cass points at her middle finger. For a second I thought she was flipping the bird until she says “ring."

“Okay you win." Spoiler goes. Then Cass surprises us.

“I... Don't want to lead... an army two more spots open."

“But there are three more applicants." I say.

“One of them will have to go home." She asks Slobo to come in.

" Do you want back in on the team?"

" Well when the whole Cosmic Cube mess started Question called me a fraggin coward or leavin' even though it was ta protect you guys from Lobo ya know what why not I got nothin' better to do. Sure why not?"

She called Iron Lad in but he never showed up she called again. He didn't come again.

" Looks like Wonder Boy will get it. "

Oh Hell no. not Wonder boy. “I’ll go get Anthony." I state.

Man there is no way I wan tto be on a team with anyone associated with Wonderman. That, and Wonder boy didn't seem to do anything in that fight with the vamps.

And On the way to Anthony's room I end up meeting with Wonder Boy.

“Hey man! Am I in or what?"

“I hope not." I tell him straight. “Why do you want on any way?"

He smiles. " Supergirl has nice legs. Maybe if I beat you up I get on the team?"

He then tries to a punch which I block I turn SS4 and lay into him with my strongest punch. I was shocked that not only did I smack him through the wall but I KO him as well and my knuckles barely stung.

Man the beatings I took from Alucard , and Goten have made me much stronger than I was before. I smirk for a little bit as I hear Wonder Doofus crash outside.

After this i find Anthony sulking in his room with about a dozen used beer cans. “Hey dude ya got to sober up you're up to be interviewed." I yell.

“What’s the use? I failed as a leader. “He drunkenly slurs. "

"So? It's not like Iron Man is all that perfect. In fact he usually runs to a bottle. You can show you're better than him by manning up, and confront you're mistakes.

“You’re right! He declares About five seconds before he passes out. Sigh.

I went back to Cass. “Um he’s sick but he wanted the spot so um yeah just put Ironlad in."

She looks at me I know she's reading me she knows I'm hiding something but she sighs an says " Ironlad's in, just tell Wonder Boy he’s out. "

At that moment Trunks screams from down the hall " Which one of you brats punched some dorky kid into my 'Vette?"

Dammit I must have punched him next door to Capsule Corp I'd better hide until Trunks cools off.

Current roster.

Spoiler: Back in the saddle again.

2009-01-11T18:55:00.000-08:00

The last few weeks I’ve been a responsible, mother, and student and all that good stuff. Man was it boring. Well except for all the chaos caused by Batman vanishing.

But anyway yeah I jumped at the chance to get back on the team when Batghoul asked me. Now I get the chance to plat around with the invisibility belt that Bulma gave me.

I better not be getting radiation from this thing. I'll sue if Gwen ends up with mutated little brothers, and sisters. You know what? I'm glad I’m invisible though. Because when I first got into this battle some creepy old vampire dude was undressing me with his eyes.

I was kind of glad when Vincent jumped him for doing the same thing to batgirl but now the kid is in a serious fight. Even at SS4 this "Alcurad” is able to kick him around.

Slobo blasts a bunch of vamps on his cycle, while Cass kicks Red Hood's scrawny ass. Super girl fights with this Sinesrto Corps thing called Cooler. Meanwhile I free Vella who grabs this weird robot, and charges her ring from his head.

“Uh what?" I was about to ask.

“Manhunter” She grins before tearing off its head and using it to suck the energy out of Cooler's ring.

“Okay now Cooler I'll be a little fairer to you than you were to me I won't use my ring just my Supersaiyan abilities.

" I'm not sure what she meant by "fair' She beat him down in like three seconds, and bent his arms in ways I’m sure they aren't meant to bend.

I freed Anthony but couldn't see any sign of Wonder boy or X-23. I was gonna look for them but Anthony was whining “I screwed this up. II didn't come in with any plan I killed us all."

“Hey look you're talking to a girl who started a gang war, and got herself killed “I respond.” Compared to that you just made a teeny mistake. “Now get your armor fixed and... ulp!' he grabbed on to me and sobbed this is awkward became even more so when he groped me sigh no matter what dimension he's from Tony Stark is still Tony Stark.

So After I deck him I turn on the invisibility belt again, and slay vampires with stakes it looked like the fight went easily after that.

Vella used her ring to get rid of whatever was controlling Jason... Any Vamp I didn't dust Supergirl, and Slobo evaporated then with weapons or super powers.

All except for the last one Alucard. He had Vincent pinned and was going for his neck “So boy any last words?"

"Just one KA ME HA MA HA!!!!" then Vampire stalker boy was hit right in the face with a big glowy anime like blast in the face that sent him up into the air and was blew him away with seizure inducing strobing.

Vincent was laughing “After this beat down I'm gonna get much stronger."

“I’m telling dad you used the Kamehameha wave!" Vella smirks.

“What? You wouldn't would you? Please Vella don't!"

“Okay do my chores for this week, and I’ll think about it."

“Not to interrupt the sibling rivalry but yeah I'm gonna." I pipe in. "But um who's on this team and whose not?"

Well Cass went into thinking mode, and said she’ll tell us soon enough I hate cliff hangers.

Iron Boy : New Legacy

2008-12-15T20:39:00.000-08:00

So after Thaddeus Thawne was buried, Cassandra Cain flaked out. I knew she wasn't leader material. So I have to put the team back together.

Vella I got in good her powers , and GL ring will be as good an asset as her brain. Unfortunately she got her meat head boy friend, the Red Hood, the guy's borderline psychotic. And I heard some stories of him becoming a drug dealer for a while.

Worse him being around pisses off the sponsor lady. Yeah Bulma Briefs I know Why Don't I pay for the new team? Well Tony Stark AKA Iron Man Is now wanted on trumped up charges, By the new Director of the Initiative Norman Osborn AKA The Green Goblin.

So yeah with out my "Big Brother's " funds I have to go to Vella and Vincent's mother. She gave us a surprise a whole new freaking building.

" I was never comfortable with you all out in the woods in a tiny house But this building has all of the state of the art security. The finest training facilities money can buy, A gravity room so Vincent. and Vella can train with their father.. since that's the only way I can get him to spend quality time with his children... and a basement where we moved all of Cassandra's stuff to get her out of that dirty little cave We don't want her picking up anymore of Bruce Wayne's bad habits than she already has."

The whole time she kept glaring at Todd. She gave us a tour , And Asked justice if she was going to stay on the team.

" No grandma I have to go back , and stop the Corru but it was nice to see everyone again, good to see dad almost acting normal. Tell everyone bye for me."

Damn we could have used Justice's magic abilities. Oh well I called Laura Kinney, Or X-23 and got her to take a spot on the team. She wasn't to happy about it though.

" Look Bub, this is only a temporary thing I'm not going to be on three or four different teams like Logan is got it? And you owe me.

" Um what do you mean?" I ask gulping.

She looks me up, and down and licks her lips " We can can come to some arrangement darling."

Okay now that that's done I still need to get some more members. Unless you're the Fantastic Four Four isn't going to cut it, especially when the only power one of us has is the ability to hold a gun.

So that means one thing, sigh... open tryouts. So I had to sit through hours of moron's who think because they can put on a pair of tights they can be a superhero. Well in the case of Ugly Naked Boy I wish he did put on tights.

So we get guys like barber boy who has like shaving cream vision, and scissor hands, Sweet 16 who's basically useless except she has pheromone powers to get males to fall for her.

Lucky for me I was in my armor, or I'd be putty in her hands like the idiot Jason Todd.The girls took an instant dislike to her, Which isn't surprising so though her talent maybe possibly useful she'd either be blasted, beaten up by green plasma thingies or clawed to death. There were others that were so pathetic like Spank Boy.

His thing was he ran around with with some guy called the Spanker, and would well spank criminals. No, no way.

Finally after hours of the weirdest people you'd ever hope to see finally one guy seemed worth it. Wonder Boy.

He basically looks like a teenage version of Wonder Man. he also seems to have similar powers. Too bad my armor analysis shows his strength is kind of weak compared to Vincent's, Even potently Vincent as a grown man will be still be stronger than this guy as an adult.

But there's no way he'll rejoin without Cass here. And Slobo well I can't find him, So Wonder Boy Is all I got and that's can be a bit annoying since Vella keeps singing. " Wonder Boy what is the secret of your power?"

And our first meeting was well controlled chaos. Without the control. Jason was stupid enough to hit on Laura." Your girlfriend is right flaming there! That and there's no way if I bat boy... well it wouldn't be you or the younger let's say that..."

Nightwing gets all the girls... " Jason mutters.

" Not me Vella smiles. " And it's no wonder Mom doesn't like you... But it could be worse, dad could not like you.let me tell you this story Bra told me about these boys that hit on her once when Daddy was there."

He shuts up after that.Then Vell throws a Playgirl on the table" Look what I found In Spoiler's old room. She's been leering at my older brother."

Laura Picks it and looks through it" Woah! If Vincent is anything like this Cass is a lucky woman."

Vella gets a weird Smirk on her face. " look at page 33."

Laura does and her eyes go wide and she cuts up the magazine " That's my father you sicko why'd ya want me to see that?"

" Made you stop looking at my brother didn't it? You know Mr. Logan for such a short guy has a big..."

" Please stop that!" I yell. " I don't care about Wolverine's anything! Now here's the plan Cass let the Vampire problem in West City go way to far. We're going to get rid of them."

" That's the whole plan? Good going fearless leader." Todd snipes.

" Better than Cain Could do." I Taunt.

" Right. So all that time our old man the Bat spent with her to train her for leadership in case somthing happened to him was for nothing huh? Kind of jealous actually guess he doesn't trust me all that much."

I shrug. " I wonder why? Any way they're vampires we all have powers this should be easy "

" Shouldn't we um train together first?" Vella asks.

" This is our training a milk run to start it off. Okay team let's go."

Weird thing was Wonder boy just kept staring at Laura strange, but oh well off to smah some blood suckers.

TBC in Crime Alley.

Batgirl: .....

2008-11-12T18:58:00.000-08:00

Vincent lies ... dead. After he tried... to kill that fox thing... and Deathstroke... I went out for coffee with some boy. It was nothing um serious. But now looking at Vincent's body I feel guilty. I shouldn't since he also dated... some saiyan girl um a while ago.

Celery? No that wrong Celery was a skrull that pretended to be Goku's sister... Caulera Yes... I think that's it. Why do Saiyans have to have names so had to say?

I forget these thoughts... and look at the thing... dressed like Bruce saying how I'm not good enough to Be Batgirl. How I'm a murderer when he just killed Vince, right after we just got back together.

Now this thing This Cosmic Cube wants me to fight the monster... Justice tries to talk me out of it. “This guy's has powers Cass I’ll take care of this guy. Vincent was lime a brother to me you're not the only one that cared for him. Besides we'll bring him back with the Dragon balls."

I ignore her take out my metal gloves from my belt, and get ready to fight as the Cube said.

The cube um yells. “If any of you Legacy kids get in on this Bat - Troll wins!"

His body language tells me quickly that He’s going to punch I dodge and he takes a shot to the face. I flip over his next few shots... and hit him in his belly.

This gets him mad and he claps the air. I’m knocked into the dirt he grabs my cape, and slams me into the metal walls of the Legacy House. I don't cry out. My Real father taught me to take pain.

I need a few seconds to recover. The monster didn't let me have it. He hit me straight on breaking my body armor, and cracking my ribs.

"HA! I'm not even going to bring you back in the reality I create! Just like I didn't have the third Robin or Spoiler's daughter exist at all. Batman's better off without you."

I roll away from his fist... I can't breathe it hurts to move. I ignore this. “Who are... you are to say who gets to live... and die or not exist?"

“I’m the one with the Cosmic Cube!" he yells. “I’m the one with the power, and you're just trash!"

He tackles me and starts crushing me I head butt him surprising him enough slip out of his grip then I throw three Batarangs." Batarangs? Please." He grabs them out of the air, and they blast out this high pitched sound into his ears.

He falls back, and I throw my fists several times. He falls, crying. “You won don't kill me!"

“I don't kill." I tell him. I start coughing up um blood. Looks like... I’ll see Vincent again sooner than I think. The Cube talks. “That was mildly amusing. Well First I'll heal you..."

"No!" State but it's was too late I was back to normal then the Universe was back to normal. Everyone’s costumes went um back to their old selves the house went back to normal, and Barbara was teleported back to Platinum Flats.

“And now another part of your prize you get your paramour back." The Cube blasts Vincent’s body and he opens his eyes.

“Not again." He grunts "I hate being killed. At this rate I'm going beat dad's record."

Bat- troll grabs the Cube. “You do what I say!"

“I think not." And he um vanished. I... Don't know if he's dead or... not. I do know the Cube disappeared too.

Vella's ring came back. She looks confused. “How come the ring beat Inertia back? I was going to slug him for that kiss. "

“Sentient being Thaddeus Thawne is deceased." The ring states.

Vella flies to where the ring said he was and comes back with his burned body. After a few minutes. Justice tells Vella "It's not your fault..."

“Yes it is I'm the one that tried to channel the Cosmic Cube energy. If he didn't try to save me he'd be alive. "

“Not your fault mine." I say.

"Huh?" she asks.

I lead this group I should ... have known that wouldn't work I'm responsible."

Iron lad yells “You’re damn right! This crap wouldn't have even happened if it wasn't for you! I knew you leading this team would end in disaster..."

Stephanie gets up in um face... plate. “You’re just saying that crap because you want to lead Stark! And you only want to do that to stroke your own ego."

"Oh you want to end up a burned corpse too Brown?" Stark ... shouts back.

“We all know Inertia did that because he wants to get in Vella's pants! He probably suspects he'll be back soon. Heck with Drgonballs and all the other ways superheroes come back he's probably right. But I'll tell you this right now I’ve known Cassandra Cain for years. I trust her to watch my back; I would actually follow her through hell. You I wouldn't follow across the street."

“Yeah. You Bat-people always stick together no surprise there." Anthony shouts. “We all know you're the Robin to her Batman if you didn't obsess over Bird Boy I'd think you two had something going."

“You’d think that because you have no friends!" Steph shoots back she picks up Gwen and says she’ll be at her mother's. It all breaks down into a bunch of arguments then everyone leaves. Except me, and Vince.

" Really don't blame your self hon ..." Vince starts.

I put my hand up. “Stop... I don't want to hear it. No lies."

He gives me this look. “Bah! I can never talk to you when you get like this! I'll come back when you're out of self pity mode." He flies away.

Later in Gotham Oracle calls me. “Hey Cassie I just wanted to see how you were doing."

“Are you um ... in the chair." I mutter.

“Yes." She begins.

"I'm sorry. I should have made the Cube give you you're legs back... you would do better..."

Oracle makes this weird noise. “Don’t you ever blame yourself for me being in this chair Cassandra! That was the Joker! Not you! And everything else was the freak with the Cube's fault! Look I know you kids went through a tragedy but really Thawne will find his way back. All of you just need to take a few days off and blow off some steam I'll tell the Big Bat you need some time. This nothing you can't fix Cass."

I don't know if I want to fix it.

Inertia: And lo though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death.

2008-11-03T20:21:00.000-08:00

Well this sucks. Some monster of a Bat fan boy got the Cosmic Cube. “it talks to me it understands." The loser rambles. “You weren't good enough to be Batgirl! He points to Cass. “You were meant to be a killer you should have never fought against your nature. I fixed the mistakes of the past. I fixed the real Batgirl Made sure Robin didn't die..."

" Oh Good Lord." Babs rolls her eyes. “He’s a fan boy great."

The Question s whispers back. “A fan boy with the power to reshape the Universe. He looks back over to the Bat freak. “You can't keep the Cosmic Cube It's sentient. It'll only play along with you it gets bored."

“You’re a liar! You tricked that cop lady into thinking you were dead. I won't listen to you! The Cosmic Cube is my friend!"

I charge at the freak but than I notice somethin' The Speed Force freaks out when I get near the Cube I'm knocked back. The rest of us get knocked away as well. Except for some reason Vella.

“Are you sure about this Ring?"

“Yes the energies are compatible."

“Okay.... She points her ring at the Cube. “In Brightest day in Blackest Unnngh!" Weird silver energy flows from the Cube to Vella. Her ring, and costume all turn silver.

Yeah don't ask me why she constantly changes it was like that before, but green. Any way she started strugglin'. " N... No evil... shall... ugh!" Great she's falterin' Man she's only a rookie Gl. When Kyle Rayner tried that charge from a Cosmic Cube trick he had the ring for a few years.

Then the ring says it. “Power over loading detonation in 3 minutes."

‘Aw man!' She yells I gotta get this outta the city release the power before it kills me/"

No way. I ain't lettin' Vella die even if she will just come back. I aw screw it I might as well admit it to myself. I ain't just attracted to her I got feelin's for her. It's why it tears me up inside every time I see her with that punk Red Hood.
I grab onto her left hand and pull the ring off.

Her costume melts to show regular clothes underneath too bad I was hopin' to get a little show. “Thaddeus what are you doing?" She protests.

I grab onto her and give her a kiss, Yes tongue! The pleasure from the kiss is soon replaced by the cosmic energy burnin' inta my hand causin' blood to spurt out. I grin at her " I always knew we'd be dynamite together." Then I'm miles away in seconds.

The weird energy radiatin' from the ring slowed me down. I got to the Ocean. And ran out in the middle no one here to be hurt but fish, and if we're all lucky Aquaman.

I knew I wasn't gonna make it when I did this as I toss the ring I feel the Speed Force go from me. Ah well Vella baby, Vince my pal, Creepy Batgirl , Spoiler, Iron Lad Slobo I do this fer you guys, and even you Justice "Dogface" Briefs.

The cosmic energy explodes. Burnin' me up after the excruciatin' pain, everything starts goin' dark. Last thing I see, id Vella's ring fly back to her.

Then it's weird I was back at the battle site. Cass gets up “You Kill people because you ... don't like how they save people? you killed Vincent.. Just because you don't like me. Now I'll punish you..."

The Bat freak holds up the cube “How are you going to do that while I have this?"

The Cube starts talkin' “You know I think it'd be funny if you get beat up by a girl."

“What" The monster yells. “She couldn't beat me without you I have super strength!"

The Cube glows “Prove it. If she wins I turn everything back. You win you get to alter reality how you want." I dunno I ain't ever seen the little bat so pissed. I think it ain't gonna be so easy as the monster in the bat suit thinks.

I try to tell Vella I'm okay but I notice she ain't hearin' me even with her enhanced hearing. I try ta touch her, and my hand goes through her face. So I'm dead. Great.

This huge tunnel opens up in the sky and starts sucking me in. Grife knowing all the crap I did in life I probably am gonna see flames and pitch forks on the other side. Oh well at least my death was cooler than Bart's get accidentally shot by some rouge in a brawl Oh Grife I just thought. What if Bart is on the other side? Talk about Hell.

As if summoned by my thought, at the other end of the Tunnel is Bart, and that Superboy Clone, Not Conner, the other clone Van or somethin'.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Spoiler: Rouge Legacy

2008-10-27T21:37:00.000-07:00

Ahhh I can't believe it! This team used to have like too many people now we just keep losing members. Justice left for some space fight Slobo had an emo moment. Now our power house and speedster have run off with some nut called The Question.

I did some research on this guy. Man he's like wow he faked his death by lung cancer. He thinks the world is being secretly ruled by a cabal of powerful, and they use crop circles, boy bands, girl scouts, and Baskin Robbins’s 32nd flavor.

What the hell Vincent and Inertia want with that guy I dunno. Vella came in and looked all weird while Babs tries to call in some favors to replenish the ranks, and Stark Jr. Mutters something to himself about how no one needed Thad anyway.

“What’s wrong with you?" I ask the half saiyan girl.

“Vincent called our niece Justice. She apparently came to Earth or whatever I was.

Babs looks up it’s worse than that. Inertia was seen talking with Slobo..." At that moment the door all this weird yellow smoke wafts in. “Cough! Cough! Damn Sage! That stuff stinks!" Vincent complains coming out of it.

“I personally think he gets high offa it." Inertia groans.

“So we gonna fraggin' throw down or not?" That's definitely Slobo.

Justice Briefs scolds The Czarnian. “They’re our friends Slobo we don't need to fight if we can't help it."

"Yer mouth smells like old man." Slobo quips.

What was freaking me out was some chick in black leather was skulking around. She ended up sort of hovering behind Vincent holding his hand for a second then taking out Batarangs? I noticed that the costume was some kind of fetish version of Babs'.

Then this faceless guy in a trench coat makes hi entrance that the Question huh? He doesn't look like much. "The question is do they want to talk? Barbara all of you... all that you see is not real. This reality is a lie."

“Sage! It's fine and dandy if you want to waste your time chasing the Loch ness Monster... and fighting ailen yetis but poisioning these children's minds is too much. And who's the girl dressed up as evil me?"

“Barbara I'm your friend...” Dark Batgirl states.

“Destruction’s Daughter? A super villain?" Babs looks shocked.

“That’s not my name it's Cassandra."

I was about to jump the evil Cassandra when she says “Don’t Stephanie." How does she know my real name? Doesn't matter we've been trying to catch miss wannabe crime lord for weeks now I'm not letting her go. And next thing I know I'm seeing stars.

Damn she's fast I didn't see that punch coming. Why do I feel like that's happened to me before?

Babs orders “Stop them they're being controlled somehow!"

Justice sighs. “it’s always a fight then a team up Damn it Vella don't come after me!"

I shake the cobwebs out. And go after the Question. “This is your fault crazy!" I yell.

He sighs. “This is the kind of behavior that got you killed."

He ducks a kick grabs me in a sleeper hold damn it is every one better trained than me?

Inertia gets to have fun using his speed against Iron Lad. But Anthony somehow started sucking the Speed Force out of him until Vincent Knocked him down Slobo Was knocked though a wall by Vella who was then mobbed by cute animals.

"Aww! Blast it Justice! I can't hurt cute animals not fair!"

The Question whispers in my ear. “Cassandra was your best friend. Here look at these pictures. Ha! Moron he let me go to get something out of his pocket I elbow him in the gut and I see these pictures

“Nice Photoshop." I throw a shuriken at him that he dodges okay I’ll try hand to hand again. Man that doesn't workout I get a few punches in and end up in an arm bar.

“You’re improving Miss Brown. So how's Tim Drake doing?"

“Who?" I ask.

"What about your child?" He keeps babbling.

"First you act like I was dead once I wasn't and I never had a kid. What's wrong with you?"

“Her name is Gwen." The Question states matter of factly. Then I remember... my daugher. I... I remember everything.

" Gwen! Gwen! Where are you?" I start getting hysterical she should be around here somewhere. Cass! Where is she?"

Cass unfortunately is busy.

She takes down Babs after dodging a few batarangs when Babs screams. “I’m Batgirl!"

Cass takes off the mask. “If you wanted to be Batgirl again you... could just ask."

“Wait...This isn't right I retired months before I was shot right after the Crisis. I...I what’s going on?" She asks. “Cassie Vic? Can you two please fill me in? Last thing I remember was arguing with Misfit who wanted to go on a mission with Huntress, and Manhunter then bam! I'm reliving my past. Um Cass your boyfriend, and the Kid Flash Clone are still fighting with Mini Iron Man."

“Aw comon' I been wantin' to beat the hell outta Stark fer some time!" Thawne grins.

“Geeze can you be anymore childish?" Justice growls.

“Get bent dogface." Inertia laughs. “Oh and if ya try a spell on me I’ll vibrate my hand through your skull at the speed of light."

Iron Lad groans "get off!”

This whiney voice yells “You ruined it! The world was better and you ruined it!"

Barbara kept chanting "Please don't be Batmite. Please don't be Batmite."

When this weirdo pops up.

“Okay what is that?" Babs Asks.

Vincent smiles " this wimp has a thing against Cass I beat his ass before I’ll do it again."

The monster guy holds up this square thing, and a hole is blasted through Vincent’s chest.

Cass runs over to the body. “You killed him!"

“Doesn’t matter I can remake him any way I want. As long as I have this!"

The Question Gasps. “Dear God the Cosmic Cube!"

The weird monster dressed in a Bat costume laughs. “That’s right it’s my world you're just living in it."

If this is a dream I want to wake up now.

Vincent: reconnecting

2008-10-20T22:24:00.000-07:00

Man this sucks one day everything is how you know it the next it all goes crazy. And you begin to wonder if you're the one that's crazy. That's the way it seems now. I have to find Batgirl.

I know we may be over since she has such a problem with my killing... okay I admit that fox thing was an accident, but I'm a saiyan warrior. Killing is what we do... but Uncle Goku has been saying That I shouldn't just blast those that threaten Cass, let her fight her own fights, and only kill when as a last resort to save people.

Dad just answered "Bah!" So I have no idea what his idea on it is but I guess I don't want regular people afraid of me like Wolverine though. Oh well that's not my main concern that is Cassandra herself.

Whoever twisted reality around made her a criminal master mind. Even if we end up broken up I know she'd never be happy like that. And when it comes down to it I want her to be happy rather we're together or not.

So I ignore Inertia’s babbling after he ran around the planet in seconds, and already reported to the Question. “How come even in a rebooted Universe Vella is still with Todd? Albeit a wimpier Todd but still."

I roll my eyes. "Thad, Sun girl is perfect for you she’s from the same time you, are she's psychotic. She makes out with you in alleys. That and it's really freaking creepy when you talk about my sister."

He mumbles while I finally find Cass' ki and fly on ahead. “Thad if I need help I'll call but I doubt I will." I fly to a building with a huge penthouse, again with the Penthouses... I guess Cass doesn't go for the cliché warehouses.

I float outside when I'm jumped by half animal men. Idiots I'd just be scratched a bit form the hundred story fall, they'd be street pizza. I toss them back into the window they jump out of.

That Shredder guy the only one besides Cass that made it from form the fight we had without being arrested, attacked.

“You're that boy. I saw how you looked; at the daughter of Cain I'll let you know she will be my bride leave now!"

I threw up in my mouth a little. “Look guy you're like what forty? You’re a disturbed man."

"I am not forty!" he complains Tries swiping my head off with those wolverine rip-off claws. II back hand him away like a bug, a group of Foot ninjas swarm me I yawn unleash a little Ki knocking them all over the room. Then suddenly I sense a high power level. I turn to see Match? What the Heck?

“You’re not into Cass too are you?" I ask.

"Nope I'm just a Henchman. Dental for all!" You know that explains the yellow costume.

“Heh. One of my hobbies is beating the guy you were cloned from Match. I'll gladly embarrass you too, you Superboy wanna be."

He heat visions me; I put some ki to my hands, and knock the blast away. But then I discover he has a trick Kon doesn’t he turned invisible, and got me with a surprise shot o the jaw, I slam through the wall.

Okay since I now know about it I senses his life energy, and land a hard punch to his gut after , a few super speed rights and lefts I spin kick him thin to the floor, after breaking into a few peoples apartments I grab him toss him throw outside.

"Get ready for oblivion!" I shout. “Big Bang Atta..."

A soft voice interrupts us. “Match, get down here."

It was Cass of course she would know me and Match both have super hearing.

“Mr. Briefs... it seems... our mutual um attraction has brought you here."
I Smile “Yeah you remember me?"

“I only just... met you but I will... um give you the chance... I gave the Shredder... fight me, win... I'm yours.... lose... you serve me."

"Guessing you beat him." I question.

“Three times now. How about you?"

Well seems Cass remembers the Red Sonja movie we watched since that's taken from it. I have so many powers I cold beat her easily problem is I don't want to hurt he... but if I end up being stupid, and losing... well maybe I can get her to remember me if I'm around her.

“Yeah sure let's fight." She takes me to this gym area. She takes off her shirt leaving just a sports bra, trying to distract me huh?

Okay I can play that particular game too.

Then the fight is on I doge shurikens, and her Adamntium gloves. " Hmmm. Maybe Saiyans.. Are great warriors... after all?"

“Fighting’s not the only thing we do well. Okay Supersaiyans anyway most saiyans... aren't really all that great at anything."

She punches through my after image shocked I thought I'd have all the time in the world to hit her with a non lethal ki blast. She somehow senses it coming, and leaps over it. My shock was gives her an opening to hit me with those gloves, while I'm on the ground she throws something in my face.

Great I'm blinded now. but I have five other senses, I can hear her breathing smell what directions she coming from I can feel the vibrations of her foot falls on the floor I can sense her life force... not sure what taste will do oh well

I can hear her make a disappointed noise as I block her kick to my face, the next time she tries to strike me it's with a sword that cuts through my skin. Where is she getting all this Adamantium?

Okay let's even the odds I can feel the sunlight coming in through the windows. I'm going to use a technique Tien created he likes to call Fist of the Sun. I prefer “Solar Flare!"

The light blinds her but she tries to throw Shuriken where she hears me breathe I blast her. I keep hearing her leap over the blasts she can't see my body language she must be sensing changes in the air before the it hits she tries to trick my hearing buy throwing weapons away from her location But I can still sense where she really is. I love ki sense so much better than those crappy scouters the normal saiyans use.

Finally my vision returns, I see her glove coming toward my face great her sights returned too. We both try trade blows back and forth Cass gasps. “Those are my moves!"

"You taught them to me baby you have to remember your brother Tim told you abut me you started teaching me for the Boudakai. You did so because you liked me but I was too dumb to realize it. Come on Cass this has to ring a bell."

Her eyes looked confused like she is remembering it. “When we started dating I'd pick you up every evening after your reading lessons with Raven You started Legacy because Batman was being a jerk..."

She strikes me in the nose with her glove on reflex I turn super saiyan and throw a punch I realize what I'm doing, and stop myself but the wind coming off the blow knocks her back into the wall.

Oh God I didn't want to hurt her “Cass!" I run up to her and pick her up her ki is strong she doesn't have any broken bones her eyes open and she kisses me “you win... My boy. I remember everything."

She kisses me , and well we kind of ...reunited though it's was a bit weird with her ordering to transform looks like someone's been talking to Mirai's wife.

The next morning I wake up, and she's stitch in something into some black leather. She somehow knows I'm awake. "Get dressed." She says simply. As I dos o she asks. “Who else knows?"

"Question and Inertia." I answer.

“Hnh." She answers I really hate it when she imitates Batman. But I guess it's no different than me shouting Bah! “We’ll need more Legacy members... find Justice... and Slobo in... case Barbara is a fake, and not my friend. Whoever did this wanted to tortureme... Making me evil... taking you away having you with Kara. do you know where Tim is? Batman? Nightwing? Stephanie? Gwen? Red Hood, Damien?"

“Dick’s the same. Jason's Robin. Haven't seen Tim, or Gwen. Steph is dating Conner here, man talk about a step-down going from Robin to Super Idiot." I answer.

“Conner’s not so bad... just belongs to Wondergirl. Sooner he realizes ... that the better. Okay can you fly with me ... fast enough so the Villains won't see me? Without um hurting me?" She puts the leather on, and what looks like a cloak on.

“Yeah I can put an energy field around you around you why?" I query.

I'd rather not have to fight ... my way out of here... I'm saving my strength for that did this to us." She gets up, and I see what she sewed onto the leather. A bat symbol on her the chest.

"First we go to Question, and Inertia, find Slobo and Justice...then find out if Barbara is real if so we find a way to keep her walking... Then all of us will stop the one that took our lives... and fix everything."

Wow. She looks determined. Well okay she's always determined. But well... At least we have a plan now.

Inertia: the world is screwed up

2008-10-14T17:39:00.000-07:00

What. The. Hell. I take one power nap, and I wake up in the Twilight Zone. Oracle is suddenly Batgirl an' leadin' this team Vincent has no idea who Cassandra Cain is.

I went into the future, and well it's unaffected. I still saw Cass as Batwoman leadin' more adult us. Sprok we're gonna be like the Nightwing Titans. Well maybe I should know alternate futures ain't always gonna happen.

Yup I had a freak out when I originally saw this turn of events. But now I 'm gonna act like I'm back to normal, and observe things. Oracle lectured us on this Villain. I ain't callin' her Batgirl I didn't go that far back in time.

No one seemed to be listenin'. Spoiler, and Vella were gossipin' Iron Lad fiddlin’ with some armor component. Vincent was on the phone with someone. At some point the red head gave up and said “Kids!"

So I just listened ... Spoiler 's datin' Super twerp? Conner? Bwhahahaha! There's gonna be some problems between Drake, and Kent when the Universe gets put back right.

If Tim Drake even exists in this reality because about fifteen minutes later Jason Picked up Vella, and he was Robin. He had a horrible costume that was a weird combo of The Robin, and Red Robin outfits.

He apparently lived through the Joker beating, and never stopped bein' Robin. Yet he's still datin' Vella, oddly he said the most stupid thing... “Spoiler you need let go of all that anger."

Well after that I had ta run away laughin' I find Supergirl arguin' with Vince. “Last night you yelled out some other girl's name!"

"I didn't mean it!" he protests.

“Yeah, it's obvious you want to be with this other girl whoever she is we're finished!”

I run up to the Demi Saiyan. “Don’t matter ya like 'im wit' a darker personality any way.”

“Not now Thad." Vince whines. “If only I'd stop having those dreams of some I dunno it sounds ridiculous."

“Lemme guess dark hair quiet, has a lotta scars."

“Oh Great you're a telepath now” he laughs bitterly.

“Naw Someone's been messin' wit reality; I'm not affected because I'm from the future. Your subconscious mind is remeberin' how things are supposed ta be."

"And people think Saiyans are weird." he laughs. “I think all that running has screwed up your head."

Before I can say anything else our communicators go off. “You’re all needed in the City looks like Destruction's Daughter is here after all."

We both look at each other “that’s the worst villain name ever” I laugh.

“Oh yeah like Inertia is great" he snorts.

Any way Babsie leads us to this Penthouse where a whole group. Of villains are gathered around. Some girl all in black looks us over. “This... City's protectors... So the Bat... clued you in to... my arrival. I'm taking over... you'll die."

That voice the body type the halting way of speaking? Oh no way somebody has a sick sense of humor. Man whoever did this reality switch better have their insurance paid up that's all I know?

Some loser Hulk Villain called Speed Freak tries to cut me with Adamantium blades.

“How are you faster than me? I cut the Hulk!" He snivels.

"Um I'm a lot faster than the Hulk loser." I taunt him for a little bit until his slowness bores me. Then I punch him in the face. Vella beat Moonstone, what's with all the Hulk enemies?

Spoiler fights with some dude called the Shredder. She ends up knocking' him out with a brick. Ironlad fought some Crimson Dynamo his out dated armor stalled on him, and he's well now a living statue. Poor Cold war armored guy.

Babs was knocked out in a minute by Destruction's daughter well I could a told her that would happen.

Spoiler leapt at her, Saying "no one hurts my mentor!" yeah poor Steph went down faster. Vella Flies up to her. “Look you can't win your power level is about eight. You're stronger than most humans but not by much."

“The strongest doesn't always win... the fight. She threw this powder in Vel's eyes... Sight she has a GL ring and can make a force feild but her pride didn't let her think a non powered human could do anything to her.

“Sneezing powder ... alien. Can't concentrate on your powers or ring she takes out her Adamantium gloves and smacks Vel’s jaw. Next she throws some pellets containing acid at Anthony it started melting his armor.

“Not again! My armor! Damn it!"

She looks over at me in fightin' stance. I smile. “Yeah I ain't gonna fall for that Cassie baby."

“What did you ... call me?" She asks.

"Cassandra that's your name girl. And I know David Cain didn't teach ya how ta study tour opponents before fightin' em then usin' gadgets. Nope that was a guy wit' a bat fetish."

Vincent beats the Hell put of some big shark man, and flies towards Cass. “You may have hurt my friends babe but you're not beating me wait your scent..."

They stare at each other. “Hnh. You're ... cuter than your... picture."

"Yeah let me guess you're ugly under that mask aren't you... whoa deja vu!" Vince looks shocked " I ... We have done this before." She was about to jump him when I use that bit of distraction ta throw a net on her. Oh and I take off her mask.

Vince smirks “Hello beautiful... Wait Cass?"

She punches him in the groin with that glove. She then cuts through the net, and runs off. Vince moaning "Cass come back."

Later at home we're all yelled at by Oracle. “Yeah you didn't do all that well either." I sneer.

This gets me cussed out ... I just run away I mean I don't have ta listen to some reality transplant who should be in a clocktower in Platinum Flats right now.

I catch Vince trying to do something floating over the city. “I’m trying to find Cass if that’s what you're going to ask if I try hard enough I can find her ki."

“So ya remember her huh?" I state.

“Yes... Tell me something Thad what the hell happened to the Universe I know she wouldn't want to be a villain."

All the sudden all this weird yellow smoke wafts around us. "That my young friends is the Question."

Oh of course something weird happens, and Vic Sage comes running like a moth to a flame. I really shouldn't be surprised.

TBC

Vincent: The dead rise

2008-10-02T20:26:00.000-07:00

Epilogue:

Spoiler stares at Batgirl, as they swing across the Gotham skyline. “Ya know Cassie, you maybe a little harsh on the monkey boy."

"He killed Spoiler..." Batgirl starts.

“And? So did I. It's not like you don't want me to be your friend anymore. Jason look at the body count he's racked up you still see him as a brother you've even protected him a couple of times. What about Black Wind you were all drooling over that guy. He was a terrorist."

“Stephanie..."

“No just listen you tried to help Alpha stop killing a guy you met what once before you tried to do that? Yet the boy you claim to be in love with that Robin introduced you too I might add a guy who's a pretty good judge of character You get all ,mad at him when he blasts Slade who heals as fast as Wolverine Wilson and some dog woman that wanted to kill you. Or haven't you noticed he only kills when his life or yours is threatened."

"..."

West City.

Man this sucks! Cass is off in Gotham probably a good thing I can stop being angrily gestured at. Spoiler is with her... Vella on some misadventure with Shiara something about my gay nephew HS (I mean really what straight guy would wear that costume willingly?) I don't know where Inertia is probably off to something perverted would be a safe bet, and Anthony is locked up in his workshop.

Trunks and Mirai are somewhere... Bra is in Paris France. Dad is at The Amazing Mutant Race 4. so I'm the only one here to protect this city. Some terrorist group was stealing one of my mom's weapons prototypes.

The normal ones I knocked out easily. But this one guy was more than he seemed.

I'm about to punch him when he knocks me back... weird I didn't sense his ki... in fact I sense nothing from him." Super strength huh? Yes I have that too." I smirk. Then all of the sudden he shows off super speed, great a Meta human with no ki could he hiding it?

“Foolish Prince you know nothing of suffering. You are fat... and have all of these decadent things I mneed these weapons you're mother created to free my country."

"Too bad you're not getting them." I dodge a swing, and slam my fist in his guts he spits out maggots, and worms and black liquid gross. That distraction was enough for him to smack me through a wall.

“I’m sorry prince but we're equal in strength, and speed I’m a far better fighter. You do not fight for things I fight for freedom; you can not hope to beat the Black Wind"

More like hot air I think to myself yeah he blabs about suffering... I'd like to see him survive one sparring match with my dad. Okay as a normal saiyan he may be tough let's see how he deals with a super saiyan.

I transform and pound more worms and black stuff put off him as he falls I notice something on his hand... a black ring. Like Vella's Green ring. The same kind of ring Black Mask wore.

Now it makes sense... No ki, the maggots and worms I'm fighting a corpse.

“So the rumors about your father are true he can transform into a stronger version of himself. You have inherited this ability."

“And you're a freaking zombie!" I spit. “Prepare to go back to the grave flesh eating monster!"

I set up to fire a ki blast when he calls up a tornado that sucks the air out of my lungs. Damn I can just hear Dad now “boy you should have put up a ki shield to keep your oxygen! Hmph now you're going to die oh well I made the right choice in making Trunks the Prince of all Saiyans, and my heir."

Damn it Trunks is an empty headed moron I should be the next King! Then I sense two human power levels I recognize both, one I know intimately Cass, and Steph. Crap! If this thing kills me... he'll try to eat them.

I know they can take care of themselves, and all but when powers are involved... no! I'm not letting Cass get eaten I don't care if she is mad at me And she'll probably be madder after this "FINAL SHINE ATTACK!"

The stupid tornado screws up my aim I only cut him in half. At least it makes him stop with the wind. “Okay Zombie where were we?"

Cass yells “no!"

“Sorry baby he's not alive." I blast his head off.

Cass starts crying. That's weird why does she care about some zombie.' Oh great you killed her first crush again." Steph looks on in horror.

“No he was still dead. I take the ring off his finger, and toss it at her “look familiar?"

“Oh great maybe we should give these things to Vella, so she can take them to the GLC I mean they look like black versions of their rings.

Cass glares at me.

I glare back “Would you rather I died instead? He's already dead Cass."

No... I don't want you to die... I just never wanted to see you... blast off Black Wind's head either."

“Sweetie he was a zombie..."

“I know... I saw the ... maggots, and the black ring... not mad, but I will help you change just give me time."

“Change? What are you talking about? Did I miss something?"

She was all silent after that as the body turned to dust. I turn to Spoiler. “You know it's a good thing you came back the old fashioned way with the Dragon Balls. Just think you could be wearing one of those black rings right now."

She shivers at the thought. I thought maybe I could talk to Cass, so I go to the Legacy House. She locks me out of her cave though. Damn I sleep on the couch.

Stephanie Brown and my sister wake me up this morning.

“Why are you sleeping on the couch? Kara kick you out?"

"Kara, What?" So sleepy.

Iron Lad claps me on the shoulder better hurry up our fearless leader Batgirl is on a tear this morning probably had a fight with Nightwing again."

“Hey do not diss the Batgirl!" Spoiler demands.

We walk into the meeting room where Inertia is screaming "this ain't right! You ain't supposed to be here!"

Batgirl gives the rest of us a look.

“Okay which one of you let him get drunk?" She scolds.

Thad raves “Where’s Cassandra Cain? What the Sprock is Barbara freakin' Gordon doing here?"

Babs slaps her fore head." Why did I take over mentoring these kids, you owe me Dick Grayson."

Cassandra Cain? Who's that? And why does that name sound familiar when I've never heard it before?

The Invnicible Iron Lad: The end of a fool's errand.

2008-09-18T18:30:00.000-07:00

Sigh I know Laura is in that Amazing Mutant Race Thing. But am I jealous of that West guy? nah. There are other fish in the sea as they say. Oh, and that reminds me I had this weird dream the other night.

Probably means I shouldn't eat pizza before bed. Well Batgirl decided we should all abandon our city to search after some super powered mercenary that apparently she used to work for.

Yeah this is a great idea especially with Vince, and Vella's dad gone. So anyway we waltz right into a trap, that even Vincent. And Inertia could see was a trap. And her excuse? To save a girl that was her enemy.

Waaait, a minute I got it. Maybe the Batchick is attracted to pirate girl? No wait she's so obsessive over Vince, and he back to her... but I like the first thought better... I'll be remembering that thought during alone time.

Cass and Spoiler attacked Deathstroke. Cass he had some trouble with not so much Steph. But Ravager jumped on Cass, Sweet!

Deathstroke had no trouble with Spoiler until Vince attacked him, but this was weird, since I saw Vince fighting with Match, and losing. I scan both Vinces and my armor says they're both him but at half power, what the hell? Saiyans are so freaking weird.

While I'm scanning I get attacked by Wondergirl's clone. “Hey! Pay attention sweetie Oh well I have you now." She gets me with her lasso I grin in my armor. “If you have you also have my chest laser.

I zap her in the eyes, and then blast her with sonics in her ears. That seems to work with her off balance I throw a few punches, too soften her up, and then unleash my repulsors.

Match notices this, and attacks me, “I’m going to tear you out of your armor!"

"I'm sick to death of people tearing me out of this armor!" I shout “Eat Kryptonite clone of a clone!"

I fire a ray that simulates Kryptonite, putting loser Match on his knees.

Meanwhile Vince one fights Deathstroke. “Foolish Boy you should know Cain's daughter doesn't need protection from you!" While Vince two takes on ninjas. Stephanie goes from to fighting the Ninjas aw well since she seems to have better luck with them, than the terminator.

Meanwhile Cass was doing the whole “you’re father is evil, and controlling you... You can fight him... but then this weird furry thing tried to get on in the fight.

EEEW! Furry disgusting. “I have to get back in the assassin game!" it says. “I’ll show my skills by killing Batgirl, and Ravager!"

"Where... did you come from?" Cass. Asks as she kicks the furry in the face.

Rose grins "before you kill us, maybe you should fight someone more your skill level? Like a yellow belt at the local gym." They both knock her off the building.

Weirdly one of the Vinces follows, and about five minutes later, a Bluish light, and huge boom follow, the other Vincent, fires a similar light, at the Terminator. “Damn it! I only have half my power! Stupid Split Form Technique! Slade's Healing Factor will have him up, and around in no time.

At this time Sun Girl grabs me. “You’re armor is solar powered. Now that power is mine!" Before she can drain any serious amount of power Inertia grabs her. "DONTWORRYIKNOWHOWTODEALWITHHER!"

Then everything went to Hell. I forgot to mention Heroslayer was here, and Heroslayer killed Vella's First... second whatever boyfriend VAN-EL. All these gold, red, and green energy spikes fly everywhere.

Heroslayer is torn from his armor. (Man I know that feeling.) And the normally cute and happy Vella is acting like a savage animal. Throwing around Slayer like a rag doll.

“You like killing Heroes? How about being killed by one will that be fun?' She grabs him up by the neck and begins squeezing.

The Slayer coughs. “You didn't love that clone anyway... anyone with half a brain could see you were using him!"

She makes a green sword with her ring. And is about to stab Slayer when Batgirl jumps in between them. I look, around, and see that Ravager is running away, looks like she's going the opposite way of her dad was blasted, but I'm not sure.

" Vella. Don't kill him." Cass orders.

“Look Batgirl that's your way not mine. Heroslayer killed someone important to me, and sticking him in the prison doesn't work!"

“But... the Green Lanterns will kick you ...out for killing someone... that has been defeated."

“Darn it!" Wow such language Vella...

She drops him, and Heroslayer taunts her. Getting his arm, and legs crushed for it. Maybe this wasn't so bad, we caught Match, Heroslayer, Evil Wondergirl clone, some generic ninjas. While Deathstroke, and Ravager escaped.

Batgirl was admonishing Vince who one guy again. He doesn't seem to be taking any of this seriously.

“You... tried to kill Slade. And what happened to... the ugly... dog ...girl?"

“Nothing." Vincent protests.

“You’re lying you're body language tells me.”

“Damn get off my case Woman!"

“My name is Cassandra not Woman." She turns on me. “Ironlad... find Inertia... we're going home."

They argue a little more about finding the Terminator where Cass said Vincent’s done enough.

Gah! Why do I have to find the little speed freak, Why not Spoiler? Damn it when Justice and Slobo where on the team she'd get one of them to do it. Now I have to do it mother f... whoa are Inertia, and Sungirl making out? Oh I'm telling everyone this but first I'm taking pictures. So glad I built a camera in this armor.

I fly back, and a couple of minute later Inertia runs back, Vella squeals “Oooh! You have a girlfriend!"

He tries to protest. Until I show the picture. Then he winks, at Vella. “You’re my first choice..."

Vella's face gets red. “Okay... Um hey... let's um lock up all these bad guys we beat, AND I'LL GO HOME TO SEE HOW JASON'S DOING YOU KNOW MY BOYFRIEND." She yells obviously nervous.

Spoiler Growls “Why does no one hit on me?"

Thad grins “Okay I'll hit on you."

“EEW! No I take it back yuck!"

Sigh. What am I doing with this bunch still? Oh well some villains get to cool off in the Vault. I guess it's worth putting up with this. “Oh yeah how come there were two Vincent’s I ask.

Vella grins. A technique our Uncle Tien taught us, Split Form.”

Okay so it’s not Saiyans that are weird it’s Japan...okay got it.

Vella: Mary Marvel is funny looking.

2008-09-02T20:21:00.000-07:00

You know I miss the sweet nice Cassandra, The one who’d would hang out with me , and we'd eat cereal sitting on the floor. And we'd talk about stuff well I'd talk she'd smile and nod. Now we have Crazy over determined Batgirl. Though I'll tell you the truth, I’d take angry pushy Cass, over that spa mom made me go to.

Mud baths, being wrapped in kelp? Rubbed by weird people. No thank you.

Any way we're trying to find Deathstroke the terminator to free her daughter because Cass was drugged the same way a while back. But she's only like this now because we're apparently ready to fight him now.

I'm a little offended by that. I mean he's just some old guy with a small power level, swords, guns, and no depth perception. Oh, and he has a creepy obsession with girls younger than me. But he's not “all that" as Bra says.

Bah! Anyway as we were taking down some of his buddies in the Secret society. This weird power level close to mine comes up. “Well well Legacy my master wants me to destroy!" Some weird looking girl states.

I only had one reaction to that. " Bwhahahahahahaha!"

“Who dares laugh at Mary Marvel?" she sneers.

“Mary? heh hee. What happened did you get attacked by The Blind Hair dresser?" Hah ha!"

She glares. “I was tired of being stupid like you Vella Oh cheery stupid Mary let’s ignore her. Now no one's going to ignore me!"

I laugh again. “No kidding. Not with that silly hair do."

She points “I won't kill you; I'll take you to Darkseid so he can corrupt you. You'll learn the power of Anti-life!"

"If I have to cut my hair like that no thanks!" I giggle.

“Little fool! You can't stop it, what are you going to do? Pull my hair, or slap me? But just know after I'm done with you I'll kill your little friends."

I rub my chin. “What am I going to do? Maybe this?" I throw ten super speed jabs with my right, and then toss an uppercut with my left knocking her out of the building into the sky.

I smirk. “Hair pulling? Please!"

I see that the others seem to have the Society under control so I go after Mary. She hurls thunder at me I shield myself with my ring's power. She uses that moment to slam me hard into the ground."

I get up spit the blood out, and begin gathering my Ki. I still haven't got the hang of transforming to my most powerful level yet so it'll take a minute. Mary flies towards me ready to rip off my head when I start screaming.

“You’d better scream slut!" She yells. The energy from my transformation knocks her back.

“Heh... You freak." I say sounding creepily like my dad ewwww. “I wasn't screaming because of you. I'm not used to this transformation yet. Though you wouldn't know about muscles growing bigger in a minute would you?"

She snorts " You don't look any bigger all that you look like is your hair is all messed up, and some weird things around your eyes.

I laugh. “Yeah you're one to talk about bad hair, but I'm glad I'm not a guy, I'd have hair all over my chest right now. This is Super Saiyan 4."

“At least my hair isn't blue!" She shoots back.

“It’s aqua not blue." I explain. “And at least I don't look like the poster girl for female Rogaine."

She charges at me, and I easily dodge. She keeps falling for the after image technique hitting where I was instead of where I am. " @#$#@ Skank stay still!"

I punch her in the jaw. “Someone needs to wash your mouth out with soap." She growls after I say that “Sorry was I not supposed to hit you? I mean you are so slow I became bored. "

“I will not be beaten by you cheery little bimbo!" She keeps trying to hit me I keep dodging until I slam my left hand into her gut. She backs off coughing.

“You all forget what I am don't you?" I chortle. “Yes I have a green lantern ring. I'm not emo like a lot of other superhero teens. But that doesn't make me dumb. I have the blood of a family of scientists in my veins. I can build a robot before lunch. But also I have the blood of the most fearsome warriors this universe has ever known! I am a princess of the Saiyans! Galaxies used to tremble at our name. Now Mary you will too!" Wow that sounds really pompous doesn't it?

She looks unmoved. “little girl, you're part of an endangered species, after this it's going to get more so."

She throws more really slow punches. I grab her fist. “If you think my fists are something wait until you feel my kicks." I bust her nose with my boot. She falls to the ground, and throws dirt in my eyes.

Too bad I can still read her ki I use the momentum of her punch against her and toss her to the ground then blind her with that move Bra taught the Kaldescope attack.

While she's whining I my eyes tear up flushing out the dirt. I growl and beat her down. I let my temper go until I realize she may just be mind controlled.

“Mary. You can't beat me. Let me help you."

She cackles punching me in the solar plexus. “Soft little fool. I don't need your help. Now die!"

She throws a bunch more lightning at me. With my ring I make a pipe. That points back at her letting her get hit with her own powers. I roll my eyes. “I warned you Mary sorry."

“Stupid cheating ring!" She bellows.

“My dad says there is no cheating in a fight just those too wimpy to use what they can to win FINAL FLASH!" I respond blasting her with all the ki I built up.

I transform back to my normal self. She gets up all ticked, burned, and hurt. “Fool! Darkseid's power will get me back to normal soon while you've wasted all your power."

I grin “forgot my ring again didn’t you?" Big green fists slam her over, and over then I finish it off with a green piano, and a 1millon ton weight.

“And they say I'm wasting my time watching cartoons." I say to my self." You Mary have been Vellapwned."

“Boo!" Vincent yells behind me.

“Oh you’re just mad because you like girls in black leather." I laugh.

“Well only if they're Asian." He laughs.

“Speaking of... Did Cass get anything?" I ask.

“Yeah they gave up Slade. Probably a trap though. We already called the cops here's you a Senzu Bean let's go."

Wow this night never ends. Oh well still better than that spa that gets mad at you for eating the cucumbers they put on your eyes. I was hungry.

Damn it Vella.

2008-08-24T20:02:00.000-07:00

ng us ragged. She's all the time looking for Deathstroke the Terminator. Ended up getting us into a fight with some of David Cain's other kids. These kids are no where near as good as Cass.

I think Cass' psycho dad is still trying to get even with Slade. Any way when we get back home Cass is pissed punching anything she sees. She's hot when pissed. I thought to myself “this is gonna be a fun night tonight."

I was smirking when until I hear Inertia hit on my sister. “Dude what about that girl you got that number from that the Dark Side Club?"

“Well I'm a lil' afraid It'll turn out that number was from... Hulking."

" Only one way to find out Thad, it's better to than sitting around here lusting after girls that already have boyfriends like my sis, and Spoiler."

He shrugs oh well. "If it is Hulking... I'll just run." he vanishes at super speed.

I listen to Spoiler, and Vella argue.” Jason magically vanished from the Gotham City Jail. The cell bars looked like they were bent and nobody saw who got him out." Spoiler gripes.

“Why do you think Jay couldn't get out by himself?"

“And bend steel bars?" Steph shoots. “That nut tried to kill my boyfriend, and you freed him!"

“Don’t you have some mob bosses to shoot in the head?" Vella growls.

Cass yells. “Hey... no fighting. Steph...you can't fight Vella she’s too strong... and well better trained."

“What? She's only been alive a year that's impossible!” Spoiler complains.

“You ... slack off too much." Cass looks at me. “You... with me!"

I didn't care much about Vel, and Steph's argument anymore. I wake up the next morning after a wild night kind of tired. I'm half saiyan, and she tires me out. She'd probably kill a normal guy. She does look calmed down afterwards.

“Don’t worry babe, we’ll take down Deathstroke."

She gives me a weird smile.

"You're a good boy... We'll look again for him tonight... then we'll beat that bastard. Go home... sleep."

Any way I sneak home. As I walk by Vella's room I smell blood. Human blood. I open the door. “Jason is that you?"

“No I'm a stuffed animal what do ya think?" I look down at his leg; he's bleeding from a gun shot to it.

I slap my forehead. “I think my twin did something really stupid by breaking you out. Damn it Vel."

“Hey all I was doing was defending Gotham!" He protests.

“By getting all the gangs to kill each other and all the corrupt cops, then shooting Tim?" I snipe.

“I wasn't trying to kill the bird boy. I wanted him to help me... but I was just trying to scare him away alright."

Vella's voice comes up behind us. “That fight was dumb Jay you shouldn't have done it SHIELD has kicked you out. You’re probably wanted... Here's a Senzu bean for my warrior." She's calling him a saiyan pet name? Oh crap.

"Where did you get these beans?" Jason asks.

“From a talking cat on top of the world." Vella grins.

“Okay if you don't want to tell me don't make up crazy stories. He sighs.

“She’s not making it up." I explain. “Korin is a martial arts master that grows these things, and he just happens to be a talking cat."

“What are you two on?" He jokes.

I pull Vella out by the arm into the corridor. “What are you doing? You broke him out? You're a Green Lantern pretty much a cop. You can't be breaking out convicts. "

“I love him." She blurts out.” Besides I didn’t use my ring only my natural powers.

That was what I was afraid of." What happened to experimenting with him, and ending up with a guy like Van?"

She looks guilty "Jason was always the one for me, I was kidding myself with Van, I know I'm a bad person."

“No you're not, just a confused one." I say.

She speaks up. “You know his plan wasn't anything that our dad wouldn't have come up with."

She has a point I can see dad making his enemies fight each then taking out the stragglers.

“Vella still it was wrong." I chide.

“If it was Cass tell me you wouldn't do that." She smirks.

“Okay you have a point." I agree.

“Yeah it's like we know who has the pants on in that relationship MR. Cain." She giggles.

“Why does everyone call me that?" I sigh.

" Cass orders you around..." she chuckles.” That and you're future son is named Bruce CAIN not Briefs."

"It's not like that kid will be born." I protest.

Vella smirks again. “Please the only way that'll happen is if you stop sharing Cass' bed. And you're not strong enough to be celibate. Face it, Brother; you're going to father Bat-Babies."

I mutter some curse words. “I’m telling Mom!" She shouts.

“Tattle tail." I accuse.

“Hey Vince, Jason can be a hero again he just needs to know someone will cares for him, and believes in him. Just like your future son. Bruce Cain doesn't have to be the bad guy we saw a while a back he could be a hero. Imagine what villains will think of fighting a guy with your power, and Batgirl's skills."

I never thought about that. I push that thought out of my head. “Anyway speaking of Mom, she'll freak if she sees Jason in your room."

At that moment, as if on cue he shouts. We run into Vel's room where she asks “What’s wrong baby?"

“This card fell on the bed from nowhere. It read. You’re an Outlaw now. What Now? That is the Question, contact me. the card then had this I dunno smoke puff out of it. Look now."

We both look at the card.

We say in Unison " Vic." What does Legacy's former mentor want with Jason Todd?

Spoiler: Dark Side Club?

2008-07-24T20:01:00.001-07:00

Okay it's been a while since I've actually you know seen Tim. The paranoid part of me thinks it's because after he made some speech about responsibility, or fair play or something I forget about, I did this.

But the rational side says that he's off on some mission, and I shouldn't worry. Vella said they are probably off on a mission together.

“Um Vel hon, if Jason, and Tim were together we should worry, they'd kill each other."

She winks at me like I've seen her mom wink at people when she thinks she knows something they don't. "Jay would beat up Tim yeah, but never kill him. The whole hate thing is him acting macho."

But we soon forgot about that stuff As Justice has been upset. It looks like the evil version of her dad has resurfaced, and is claiming she's her uncle's daughter, that and her grandfather is going to kill her. Meanwhile her real dad is withdrawing more and more.

So yeah she's been pretty bad Vella though it would be a good idea to take us
To a planet she found out on patrols, apparently it had fruit that walks around, so not taking Gwen there, yeah Vella says it's not dangerous, but guns aren't to miss invulnerable either.

The others decided to stay there, and first thing that happens is I'm attacked by a killer strawberry. It must know how many it’s of relatives I've eaten. Then I get to hear disgusting things like Vella saying “Jason can go all night long. " EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!

Oh yeah and this happened.

Freud would love to analyze that girl. When we get back home we find Vincent with a black eye. I ask how, and he says. “Cass’ bad habit."

“Belching in front of people?"

“No running around nude." he groans.

I gasp “She still does that? So how did that end up with you getting a black eye?"

“Well for some reason the Outsiders where at Bat's place, and well."

I was pissed that they tried to do that with my girlfriend...

I laughed. “You tried to say feel my wrath? You can't pull off feel my wrath! Your dad can pull that off in fact he'd scare some people, but you? Nope!"

"Yeah and Grace doesn't like to be threatened. So we got into a fight."

“Who won?" I question.

“No one Batman comes in and kicks everyone out."

Inertia shakes his head. “You could watch three hotties go at it, and you get all jealous what's wrong with you?"

Vincent growls “No one touches her but me."

“Yeah ya sound like a real stable there Vince." Thad grunts. Before they can say anymore we're called into the meeting room uh-oh. Cass is in full Bat Mode.

“I’ve decided you are all ready." She blurts out. Not that any of us has any idea what she's talking about.

“Mind clueing us in to what you're talking about?" Anthony smirks.

“Deathstroke... has done to his own daughter... what he did to me... I didn't think you were ready... to help the Titans fight him. The fight with Lobo... proved me wrong... Also my Brother Tim ... is missing."

A feeling like ice went up in, my chest. Missing?

“Actually he ain't." Inertia pipes in “He’s been fighting cage matches at the Dark Side Club for the last few weeks."

“I grab him by the throat guess Speedy wasn't all that fast there.” You knew! Any you didn't tell us?"

My hand feels weird for a second, and he phases through it. “If ya wanta get rough see me in my bedroom later." What a punk! “But I just thought Bird Boy was tryin' to man up or somethin' I didn't know he was kidnapped."

He runs to the computer and types up an n email address, and after a few minutes we see two guys around our age fighting, I realize soon it's a big Robin fighting a little one. Jason, and Tim " Vella shouts” Don't do it Jay DON'T DO IT!"

I question “Do what?" I wish I hadn't asked.

"Anthony..." Cass starts.

"Find where this is coming from got it!"

I hope we can get there before that psycho seriously hurts Tim. Wait is Vella psychic now? How did she what Jason was going to do before he did it?

Inertia: The attack of Lobo

2008-07-10T19:25:00.001-07:00

Vincent got me a date with the chick Wolverine clone. Ya know ya’d think that an Ex prostitute wouldn't have such a stick up her ass. So yeah I groped her but look at her.

I tried to smooth things over by gettin' one of Blockade Boy's alien cats. When I get back she's makin' googley eyes, at Stark JR. Aw well Vince took the Cat, and he's lyin' about that cat beating me in a race.

Okay later we got an alarm from the Bat babe, I run there, and run inta iron Lad. “I really have to thank you for being such a pig Thaddeus; you scared that Mutant girl right to me. Good job! "

“Ain’t ya datin' the cyborg?" I growl. “Then again, when all is said and done ya are Tony Stark. Two timin' is in the blood."

Of course Vella meets up with us, and admonishes both of us for how we're talkin' before I ask if her boyfriend dumped her or if she's just bein' a bitch We see what Cass, Vince, and Slobo are all wrestling with Lobo.

" Grife! Lobo!"

“What’s a Lobo?" Iron Lad asks.

“Alien sociopath." I answer. Then I slam into the Czarnian with Super Speed. He smacks me away Vince turns into this most powerful form and punches, him. The psycho rubs his chin.

“Ya got the stink O' Vegeta all over ya kid but ya ain't near as tough." Vincent gets slammed through the building. Iron Lad Demands “What are you doing on this planet?"

“Well ya see the Main Man ain't a fraggin' franchise Rust Bucket. This dork came from my blood and I'm gonna frag him."

Vella looks confused “you’re going to have sex with him?"

Lobo shouts' ya idjit! I'm gonna kill him. Man Green Lanterns must be desperate to get a moron like you!" He breaks through all of her constructs she transforms too, and knocks him on his back. , “Another Saiyan? What is this? A fraggin' zoo?"

Iron Lad blasted him with his repulsors. Lobo jumped on him. And crushed his chest plate while knocking Vince and Vel away. " Well all that's left is Bat chick, Some girl in purple, and Swift dork What do ya think you're gonna do? Meh do yer selves a favor Bastiches, and lemme kill my clone here."

The Bat kids throw gas pellets Then Spoiler runs over to her bike and shoots lasers at him where the heck did Robin get that thing?
Batgirl hits him in the head with those Adamantium gloves he slapped them both away. " Frag! It's like swarms of gnats." Lobo complains as the two saiyans jump him again.

Slobo gets up I guess before we got here he got a beatin' he's bruised and battered. “Ya’all need ta leave me here. Lobo's Gonna frag me No need to take ya'all to the Afterlife with me. "

“We’re not letting... you die." Cass reassures before Lobo kicks him into a car”

“Yer gonna die fake me! Leave me alone saiyans!" He knocks them away with the hook and chain. I start throwing rocks at light speed while Iron Lad keeps messin' with his chest plate.

He finally fires that stupid missile thing on this back along with his repulsors, and that chest laser. Knocking back Lobo "You had ( huff!) Better come up with a plan Batgirl if you (Gasp!) Wanna stay our leader, ( Wheeze) I'm done that's all the power I can spare."

Why's he actin' like he's running a marathon? He got smacked in the chest plate, that’s it.

Whatever I start runnin' around the world and hit Lobo at my fastest speed. knockin' him back. I go for it again he throws me through a wall. I vibrate through it and show up behind him, His bike blasts at me I dodge, and get clothes lined.

I'm knocked out for a bit I wake up to Iron Lad laying on the ground, Spoiler, and Batgirl's costumes torn up ( Grooowl!) At least somethin' good came outta the day, and Justice ain't here so I don't gotta see her ugly body.

Vella had created some kind of machine with her ring. It took me a minute to recognize it some kind of gravity increaser, Man her egg head really helps out at times.

“Now we're at 1000 times Earth's gravity! No way you can keep this going Lobo! Give up or feel the pain!"

" Ya Can't ... keep this up little girl!' Lobo sneers. "Ya ain't got better will than I do!"

Vincent laughs “She doesn't need to Mr. Grammar Final Flash!"

Vella lets the machine vanish and puts up her left hand “Big Bang Attack!" He sizzled in two energy blasts. But he comes out of it and starts healing while Vincent and Vella go back to fighting him.

“HA! You kids are a lot weaker now! You’re punches sting less! Ya ain't Vegeta that's fer damn sure that punk left me floatin' and bleeding in space once killin’ one of his kids will... Nah! You saiyans don't stay dead do ya? But ya don't like bein' beatin' in a fight! Yeah go tell daddy how the Main Man beat ya!"

He grabbed Vincent by the neck and starts choking him then grins at Vella “In a few years yer gonna be a knockout so I won't hurt yer face yer annoying brother though..."

I get up ready to get back into it when Batgirl says “Stop."

" An' why should I do that Sweetie?" Lobo spits.

“You’ve won Slobo's dead." She points at the body.

“This had better not be a trick lil' lady." Lobo drops Vince, and checks Slobo's pulse “HAW! Whatta wimp that lil bit of a beatin' did him in! Ya know you kids annoyed me today; I should kill ya all before ya grow up to become real threats... Nah! It ain't worth the trouble I'd get from the Veg head, or the Bat, or whoever else trained you kiddies. See ya all in the funny papers."

Slobo gets up “Man that drug ya gave me was weird."

“Yes ... it made you look dead."

Vincent growled "We could have beaten him!"

"No what she did was Cough brilliant!" Anthony states. “If the fight went on one of us could have been killed or the city destroyed."

Slobo looks down " yeah that's why I gotta quit Lobo will probably realize he was tricked an' come after me again, I gotta lay low, and I ain't gettin' any of ya hurt for me."

Spoiler smiles “Lobo’s pretty dumb. He probably won't ever realize it."

“Yeah But I can't take that chance. Vella can ya do somethin' for me before I hit the road? "

We went to his girlfriend's place and Vella turned these two babies into adults with her ring. Slobo then says good bye to Anita and drives on this New Genesis Super Cycle. Batgirl yells “You can come back when you want!"

“Maybe someday!" he answers.

We all go back to Legacy house and it seems a little emptier Cass looks down. “Barbara is going to kill me look at her costume."

Vince shakes his head. “I doubt she'll be that mad at you, But we should get that repaired, and you' new costume too, or we should force Spoiler to tell us where she hid the old one."

We hear from the back. “You’ll never get it out of me never! Hahahahahaha!"

I decide to yell at Anthony for stealing my date I vibrate though his locked door to find him putting a big wire into his chest. His computer chides him. "Master Anthony you do need to be more careful."

"Yeah yeah I know you’re my computer not my mother, I just need to recharge the device, next I'll have to toughen up the chest plate so class 100 can't break it so easily."

“Sir you nearly died."

“Yeah I know, but it seems there's no permanent damage to me or the device Now After the recharge I have a date."

“But sir isn't it a little heartless to leave Dr. Basil while she's being locked a way in that cell."

“Heartless nice... and not far from the truth. Plato... She could be locked in that thing forever, and I can't take Sky's tantrums anymore, besides she’s had that terminator Sex bot I think it's just time to move on."

I chuckle to my self. This Stark has the same problem the other one used to. He has a literal “heart of steel.” I'll keep this info under my hat until I decide what I need from Anthony. Ah Blackmail I love ya.

Slobo: Well now this fraggin' sucks.

2008-07-01T18:55:00.000-07:00

I was hanging with Anita, and I got stuck watchin' Spoiler's kid. So she was playin' wit' Anita's parents yeah ya read that right, Anita's parents were turned inta kids.

I was sitting there watching Gwen an Anita's mom put dresses on Gi Joes when I remembered something. Vella and Vincent grew up from infants to 13 then 16. They did it again recently.

I need ta find out how they did it. I Tell 'Nita this thinkin’, she'd be excited ta get them back to normal when she shakes her head. “They’re not aliens."

“Saiyans grow up at the same rate as humans well until they're around 30- to 35."

She asks. "What happens when they hit that age?"

“They stop agin' they're fraggin' harder ta kill most superheroes."

“That’s Lobo talking again." She scolds. “That’s not you. Besides what works for aliens may not work for my parents. "

"Yer pretty close to’em I mean ya'll can reproduce look it can't hurt to ask. We stopped arguin' after that, and had a good time watchin' the kids until it was time fer Spoiler. Ta pick up her kiddo.

I then went to Capsule Corp. I was gonna ask the twins how they got to this age so their mother was too busy building some gizmo to even acknowledge my existence. Their dad yeah that guy makes Lobo look like a cuddly puppy.

Finally one of their brothers told me Vella was gone in space somewhere but the other one was around. I found him in the city watchin' Batgirl swing around in some weird costume.

“Both of her costumes are messed up and hey if loving her in Babs' old costume is wrong I don't want to be right."

Frag! Doesn't he have any other emotion than horny for Batgirl? Then again he does hang around Inertia. I got sick watchin' them make out. I wandered away waitn' fer a moment when Vincent wasn't suckin' face when I hear this loud roarin' sound.

I turn at it. “I knew it! One a' those times I got blown up One of the other lobos got a way well sorry kid But like the Highlander I wanna be the only one. So I'm gonna have ta frag ya Bastich!"

Frag! Lobo! I am so dead.

Vincent: Laying the smack down.

2008-06-24T20:04:00.000-07:00

You know there's only so much I can take. Bats wanted Cass to protect Gotham while he was gone to some JLA thing. She brought us all along. And I heard some monster thing in a Batman suit Yelling threats and Curse words at Cass.

She ignored him, and went on to the sector she was going to protect, me I wasn't going to let it go. “Want to say any of that stuff again jerk?" I challenge.

“Who are you funny hair?" He growls.

"Okay you can't talk, freak feet. Now you want to lay off talking about Batgirl or do I have to hurt you?"

He laughs "How are you gonna hurt me squirt?"

I smirk. “Ever hear of a saiyan? We don't like people talking about our girlfriends."

He gets in my face. “Ah, you're the one she's seducing. Let me tell you something, Batman is forcing the bat family and Spoiler to like her. She's a murderer pure and simple she always was one she’s put your little team together so you can kill people for her. She doesn't love you, she's using you, you pitiful little fool."

I punch him through a super villain bar. "Your mouth just made a debt your body can't pay!" I Shout chasing him through the wall I bull through the bar idiots and go after troll boy.

He lands a lucky punch that smacks me into a car. “Poor deluded fool. Batman should fire that evil bitch, and put her in prison."

“Anything she did wrong she did while drugged!" I try to educate this loser, but he laughs, and says that was a conspiracy between Cass and Deathstroke.

He ends up with my foot in his mouth. “Stop lying about her! People are going to start believing you and not trust her!"

“No one should trust her!" He grabs on to me and runs through a building. He then throws me into the sky." You can still be a true hero join me in my crusade to rid the city of that assassin!"

I had the only one answer for that. I fly at him going into a rage.

He throws a right cross I dodge and I elbow him in the jaw. "Ptui! He spits out blood you’re strong kid you made me bleed just not strong enough."

I grin. “This is just the tip of the iceberg of my power." I power up a little bit more, not enough to become a super saiyan I'm not wasting the energy of a transformation on this loser.

He can't match my speed and strength now. I beat him down and demand he apologize to Cass.

"Never!" he replies.

“Then I'm going to beat one out of you!" After a bunch of punches that break the street, A Hand grabs me “Vincent stop!"

It's Iron Lad “What you want some too?"

“No, but you won, he's crying you've caused enough damage walk away."

“What did he do?" Spoiler asked. I told her about all the stuff he said about Cass. Then she runs over and kicks him. "You don't diss my best friend!"

While Inertia taunted the monster with yells of "Cry baby!" And you got whupped!" Stark and Steph argued.

“He shouldn't have stated this fight look at all the damage he did." Anthony badgers.

"Oh and he's not supposed to protect his girlfriend's honor? It's sweet in its own saiyany way. That and he crushed my high school! I don't have to take that Algebra Test tomorrow! In fact I get to sleep in! Thank you Vince!"

Batman shows up and lectures me on how “If I want to be a hero, and date his adopted daughter that I'll have to act more responsibly with my powers." Also I “shouldn’t pick fights with the deranged." He then called mom. When I got home I was greeted by this.

I get the same lecture, about starting fights but higher pitched, and louder. Then I get the old " I’m grounded' routine."

Dad glares at me then says. “Did you kick his ass?"

“I made him cry."

Dad's reaction was what I'd expect.

“Good Boy."

Around midnight Cass knocked on my window.

I met her on the roof. “Are you going to lecture me too?"

“I don't care... about that... I let Red X get away... and Batman will know ... about it. I think him ... um already does."

“Cass why did you do that?" I ask.

“Complicated." Was all I get in answer. Then she changed the subject. "If batman fires me... and I'm not Batgirl anymore will you still love me?"

“Cass... I start then see something out of the corner of my eye, in the guest House Vella was making out with Red X. “GET OFF MY SISTER!" I scream

Cass looks bewildered “huh?"

I fly to the house and am about to go after the criminal, when Vel stops me with her stupid ring.

“Vincent! You don't understand!"

“That you're swapping spit with a thief! I understand that! I mean first you apparently have something with Kon on LGS3, but you were supposedly not in your right mind okay, but this what the hell Jason may be a jerk but he doesn't deserve this!"

She growls “First off you're my brother not my father! Second me and Jason were never exclusive, what I do is my own business, and finally every time you open your mouth you prove that you're an idiot!"

She storms out, and I go back to Cass to find she's gone Shit. It's only me, and the freaking Loch Ness Monster we put in the pool the other day. Oh yeah Dad told me to take that back to Scotland. Looks like I'll have plenty of time now.

Anthony Stark the second AKA Ironboy: Batgirl is crazy

2008-06-20T21:43:00.000-07:00

Before I got here, these guys had elected creepy ninja girl to lead them. What were they thinking? She's okay and all but she's not leader material. Problem she's got our physically strongest member at her beck and call.

And Vella will go with Vincent, and of course Spoiler sides with Cassandra, Inertia sides with anything with boobs. Slobo? He doesn't really care about anything, Except "Fraggin'" and "Nita" Who ever the hell that is. Oh and Justice? Well when she bothers to show up she thinks of Batgirl as "family".

Man and guess what else she does? Instead of letting me improve my armor, she’s making me waste time with her learning martial arts. And the weirdo lets me hit her. I've seen her dodge bullets, and she just stands still, and takes a punch I threw. Then she comes up with this.

Ugh. For some reason Batman had us protect his city while he was off on some JLA mission. Vincent heard about this creature, that was calling Cass evil, and apparently he's been bothering Batman telling him to fire her. So Vincent decided to hunt down this thing and beat it up.

I'm patrolling around, when I hear arguing Spoiler is telling off Vella for kissing some guy in a skull mask. “The fling with Superboy is one thing but if you're going to screw around on Jason... you need to tell him it's over!"

Vel protests," It’s not what you think..." I turn my armor's audio sensors off. I have enough problems with Sky. All of the sudden I see Batgirl fighting some dude in a skull mask.

They fight a little bit then Cass stops. You... Why are you dressed like that? Are you stealing?"

“Yes, but I'm under cover you see... Wait we gotta spy."

He threw a Stark tech module that killed my armor. He had to get that from Tony or he stole it. When my armor reboots, I see this guy hit Batgirl, and jumped off I could tell that was a trick, I mean she was devastating him a second ago. I look up this guy on the net while pretending to still be out. Red X, Wanted for murder, and grand theft, and attempted murder of one Rupert Thorne.

Cassandra let this creep go a few minutes later. Nightwing shows up and keeps asking Cassandra if she's okay.

For a second I thought this might have an act, And Nightwing was really Red X until I remembered Steph had caught Vella Frenching a guy in a skull mask.

Vella isn't cheating on Jason with Red X, Jason is Red X. I call Tony After I leave and pretend like I'm going on patrol. “Tony I have to tell you something about one of your Agents Jason Todd, I think he may be moon lighting... as a thief.”

“Anthony, you need to stay out of this." He answers.

“What?" I ask.

“Let’s just say it's classified."

Is this whole thing A SHIELD Op? But still Legacy is supposed to be against that sort of thing, and we could have proven SHIELD was up to no good, and Cass lets Jason go... Why? Batman wouldn't have wanted her to do that. Is it because Jason used to a Robin? Does she have some sort of sick loyalty to him? This is complicated.

Batgirl: stupid batpoles.

2008-06-09T23:36:00.000-07:00

We finally... have um the training... room built. Tim... Um my brother Robin. Said I have to make the ones that have been bad train more...Vince, Inertia... and Slobo, will have to stay and train longer it's not funny to put Ace ... the Bathound in a dress. Also Ironlad ... because he's mean.

When I... get into the meeting room they all start laughing... I'm confused. I look around, after a few... um seconds I get angry. “What?"

“Cass?" Asks Steph did you stay at Wayne Manor last night?"

I shurg." Yes... I live there, at times."

“And you used the Bat poles to get your costume on right?"

“What’s your point?"

Steph takes me to a mirror. Oh no.

“The poles are broken I think.” Steph giggles. I ... Hope someone isn't wearing my costume.

Vella: A big surprise.

2008-05-25T19:23:00.000-07:00

I was watching television and showing Gwen some ki tricks. Not anything really complicated or destructive just enough to make a little light. Meanwhile the local TV reporters are trying to create a scandal, must be a slow news day.

"Vince Briefs has been seen kissing Batgirl but who is this girl he's also been seen with?

"I dunno genius put two and two together.” I laugh." It's not like Cassandra was born with a bat face jeeze!" I change the channel to AMR 3, and there's Kon running around with no shirt on, now that's entertainment.

“Vella stop trying to give my daughter superpowers!"

“Eee!" I shout I didn't even hear Steph walking in.

“I’m not giving her powers she already has powers. Everyone does. Just we saiyans have a little bit more than most because we keep evolving..."

“Yeah I don't care just don't do that okay? Watcha watching?"

She looks " Ooh Conner huh? Nothing wrong with looking just because we both have boyfriends As long as you just look. "

“Huh?" I ask don’t tell me she knows I almost kissed him on Hacknor.

“Just saying he always goes back to Wonder Girl I know you miss Van, but Kon is not Van, you have something good going don't mess it up because of hormones."

That was weird it doesn't matter after she leaves Justice Calls me up on my ring. “Hey Girl what's up?"

“Just saved a bunch of animals from the Corru hey I was going to ask you have you ever been in a three way."

“Um ... no Just before you ask sorry I'm not doing anything with Galen."

“No, not what I meant... hey what's wrong with Galen?"

Oh boy she's real sensitive about this, how do I say this? Oh I got it. “He’s not my type."

She grins “Yeah you like pretty boys."

No I like guys that aren't so freaking meek, but sure I'll let her think that. “The answer is no and why?"

“I just wanted to know just in case I wanted to have one."

“What is Galen looking at other girls?" I couldn't believe that.

“No I just wondering is all." She answers.

I shrug " I don't know if I like the idea of Jason with another girl, and there's no way he'd want another guy in the room so It doesn't look like I'll have to worry about that, well unless Dionysus comes back, and unleashes all of our animal instincts again."

“So glad I wasn't on Earth for that." Justice laughs.

At that moment, my ring beeps. “Cadet Vella report to OA immediately."

“I have to go Justice Bye!"

When I get there all these GLs are looking at me all stern uh oh I'm in trouble again. Kilowog and this bug like guy called Salaak walk up. "

" Hey Poozer. We reviewed your record so of service so far, you’re probably the best hand to hand fighter in the corps, fighting almost seems natural to you."

Salaak hurmphs. “Of course it is her father is a killer."

I want to punch him then but that would just prove him right about me being like dad.

Kilowog goes on “You’ve proven you can use your ring well and have fought in the Sinestro War."

“But." Salaak interrupts. “You have disobeyed orders from the Guardians..."

I put my hands on my hips. “Why are you playing good cop/ bad cop?"

“Heh, This was your final test Poozer he points his ring at my chest and the Lantern Symbol changes.” Here's your badge kid welcome to the Green Lantern Corps for real now."

"Oh my Gawd!!! I'm and actual Green Lantern! Oh but wait there's two GLS already in our sector, and the Sector my dad comes from is dead."

“We did think of that, “Salaak comments.” You'll stay on Earth and help out other Lanterns as you've already been doing, but now you actually have the authority to arrest or kill if need be. But remember killing is a last resort and must be used in self defense only."

"Okay I will." I fly out excitedly ready to tell Justice and Jason, and Mom and Vincent, and Steph, And Cass and Trunks, and Bra, and well Dad wouldn't care... Man I'm so excited I wrote and way too many times!

Then I find Justice she's knocked out with some kind of sleeping beauty spell... This sucks, and my ring can just almost reverse it, but something stands in the way I don't know if it's my will or what, but it looks like she's stuck like this.

Vince: Alternate weirdos.

2008-05-19T19:34:00.000-07:00

So the other legacy wants to meet us. Why couldn't they have just given us or Steph back and left? No they had to annoy us. And I just had to see this.

Yuck! I held on to my Cass protectively and growled. I don't it as just instinct I guess. Though from the whole Pantha thing I guess my father doesn't have that same instinct, or he's a pervert.

The other Vincent shook his head. "Why the Hell would you stick with Cain? When other girls have better bodies? And without all of those scars ick?”

This time it was Cass that let out a growl. I hold her tighter. “Watch what you say about my girlfriend punk." I look over and his silicone bimbo who has the brains of my baseball. "What I should be going with that?"

He laughs. “If you're me then yes."

I roll my eyes “Cass is the type of girl a saiyan warrior should go for. The scars prove she’s a true fighter." That and I whisper. “Her body language abilities make her the best lover you could want."

She hears me and slaps me. “Vincent!"

He glares. “What I'd expect from an unregistered vigilante."

I get up and into fighting stance. “You want me to kick your ass right now fascist?"

But oddly it wasn't me and him that started fighting it was the Vellas the Blue lantern one kept skipping round here talking about Hope constantly and irritated my sister. (And everyone else as well.)

The blue Vella giggled. “You are proof of the power of hope I mean you date an ugly powerless psychopath."

“Jason... Isn't... UGLY!" She punches Blue through a wall." She throws green constructs “And he's not psychotic!"

So blue and green constructs fought it out until the two girls started fighting each other normally, Tony and Alternate universe HS pulled them apart.

The Thads shouted “Don’t pull them apart! That was awesome!"

A Cass got my attention. I could just feel something was off not my girlfriend. “Um... Vincent... The other me... said ... said... you were... good... and we wanted to know... if you... I... Can join you. "

“What? You and Stephanie?" My eyes bulge.

My Cass grins “Not Exactly."

So some time later the robin Steph breaks in to this scene.

“Vince you bastard! I'll kill you!"

While Thaddeus puts a thumbs up. “Dude you're my hero!" At that time they all left the other Steph swearing she'd find a way to kill me.

Later our Steph kept telling us how she was glad to be back " Man Shiva wanted to rip my lungs out. Saying how I was not worthy of her daughter and stuff... it took everything I had not to cry, I finally convinced her I wasn't the one she wanted to kill. Poor other Steph is gonna get hurt over there. Well alright everyone give me a hug!"

I sat in the corner shaking my head. " You too tough guy, don't worry I have no interest in Cassie Mr. Porn Star, but after seeing you with your shirt off I may have steal you from her because someone's been working out." She teases.

“Yes well father makes me train under 300 times Earth's gravity I suppose it has made me less skinny. But Vella has trained under it too."

Steph grins “Yeah that explains how she eats so much and stays looking like she does."

"Hey!" Vella gripes.

“It’s a compliment my shoe shopping tag team partner." Stephanie reassures." Hey I've been back for several hours and Boy Wonderful hasn't welcomed me back where is he?"

Cass blurted out " Getting hit on by Gay bad guys.

“Gay what now? Never mind I guess bad guy is equal opportunity, but he hasn't mentioned me?"

“Um No... His body... language is strange... when you're mentioned."

She grunts and goes to the top of the roof and does this the rest of the night.

Cass wanted me to sleep here tonight so I go and ahead and call Dad Mom gets a bit weird when I mention I'm spending the night with Cass, Dad Just goes “Don’t do anything I wouldn't do, boy."

“What won't you do?" He just laughs.

Cass hugs me “I missed you when you were ... a baby... And you were all crazy with fake... Steph here... I was just... wanting to ask... you not... to leave me again."

I had no control over the red ring thing, and I don't want to lie to her. “Cass I can't guarantee anything, but I'll try to stay with you and keep you happy as long as possible."

All I get in answer is a loud snore. You know the loud snoring is probably the only thing I'd change about her.

Spoiler: This reality sux!11111

2008-05-13T20:04:00.000-07:00

I knew something was off when I woke up after the Vince red ring battle when I woke up and Cass tried to bad touch me. I mean she'd still be my friend if she discovered something new about her self but I don't want to experiment thanks a lot.

Though that doesn't track with the Cass I know I mean we spent a whole night looking up pics of dudes on the net and annoyed the heck out of Batman. But then I saw all this other stuff Vella was wearing this blue ring and babbling about "hope this, and hope that."

Oh and she was making out with Inertia. Vince is with some girl that's so dumb I think all the blood went from her brain to her boobs.

Don't look at me like that you're dumb! So it didn't take me long to figure out I was in some alternate universe. What's worse here Legacy is registered and has been taking in heroes. There's no way I'm putting good people in prison.

So I've been refusing to go with these people, oh and I found this picture it's gross, I mean I hope I don't look like this over here.

Her eyes say “I want your soul!"

"Your Soul!"

" SOUL!!!!!!!"

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Usually when I see something that scary, I go find Tim and hang out with him I tried that this Universe and he kept saying I was trying to arrest him, and how he "Caught me with his little sister." I tried to explain I was from an alternate universe and wanted to find a way home.

He just said " Nice try Brown, nice touch wearing the Spoiler Costume too now get out of my tower!"

So I'm sitting on the Legacy house roof feeling sorry for myself. When Vella pops up.

“Why so down? Hope is everywhere."

“If you talk to me about hope again Vel saiyan or not I'll smack you."

“But what's wrong?" She giggles.

“I miss my friends, my mom, my boyfriend and my daughter; I'm in a universe that doesn't make a lick of sense."

“You have a daughter but you’re not much older than me." Vella gasps.

"Yeah, and if you're not careful you and Thaddeus could get one. Look nothing against you all here, but the Vince in our reality went nuts and for all I know all my friends are dead."

" I told you hope is always around my mom just talked to the Bulma in your universe, well she doesn't like her, but we're sending you back , well after we get the Hulk, The Hank Pym Hulk."

Hank Pym... Hulk? but the Hank Pym I know is crazy enough without being the Hulk, never mind I'm going home! Sweet!

Iron Boy : I'd like the old Spoiler back

2008-05-10T21:51:00.000-07:00

You know I never thought I'd say this but I miss Stephanie Brown, I mean the whole hotness of thinking of Steph and Cass together is kind of fun idea , but well this alternate universe Spoiler, thinks I'm some kind of world conqueror.

What is it with us Tony Starks? We're either doing something morally off, or we're accused of it. Anyway Robin Stephanie or whatever I should call her keeps attacking me it’s getting annoying.

If she hits my chest just right, and knocks a wire loose... Well no more Anthony. So I've been wearing my chest plate under my shirt. I haven't let on to the others about this I really don't want them to know Sky either, about my " Condition" and that me and Tony are more alike than just being alternate versions of the same person.

What sucks more is well somehow Vince heard about Alternate Stephanie, and she thinks she's dating Batgirl well he's running around here like an ape that is guarding its mate or something all day while I've been building a device I keep hearing crap like.

“I treat her better than you! Plus I can do things for her you can't!"

“Bah! Once you go saiyan there's nothing else you want to be layin'. Besides we've already seen kids of ours from the future."

“Alternate future that Stark created help me defeat him and we'll get everything back to normal."

“Whatever psycho just know if you touch my girl I'll blast you to atoms."

I can see why the Bat- freak hides in her little cave and won't let either of these two idiots in. Luckily for my sanity Our New member Justice got our resident alien prince to go with her, along with Cass to something or other.

That's one of the few things that Cassandra has done that I've agreed with. This girl is powerful, and hey it's good to have another hottie on the team. Unfortunately freaky Spoiler/Robin wanna be is still here.

Crap, well anyway if I finish my project maybe we can get our Steph back. I just have to get Inertia who’s complaining about something. “Stupid fast young Avenger jerk off! He's stolen my costume!" He yells and shows me the picture of that guy and yeah his costume does look like Thad's.

"Okay, never mind I need you." I say.

“I knew it!" Inertia yells. “Sorry Boy I don't swing that way."

I slap my hand against my forehead. “Oh come on! I need to get a measurement of the Speed Force is all! You said the Speed force was somehow involved in this switching people I need a sample of it. Just go into this machine and do something fast I'll do the rest."

He looks at the other things in the device a sample of GL energy I collected from Vella and what was left of the red ring Vincent used to attack us. “I thought Bulma was trying to find the Universe the bi-curious Steph came from why are we doing this?"

“Well she's using the universal signature fake Steph has to find her reality; the problem is there are infinite realities plus 52 newly created ones. It could take forever to find hers I want to recreate the accident and have our Steph come back simple no?"

“There are a couple of problems with that." Thad is lecturing me? What the hell? " One we don't know if something in their Universe helped trade Blonde Bat family members So if we somehow create that accident and whatever it was over there don't work we may just blow up this Steph, or trade her for Stephen Brown or something."

“There’s a gender reversed universe?" I ask.

“Yeah it's creepy. I've been there since ya know Speedster, Anyway the second problem how is how the heck or ya gonna get a sample O'Veg head's power? He ain't gonna stand still and let ya take it."

“I’ll deal with that when I get to it, but I have to do something Inertia, she keeps trying to scratch my eyes out."

“Ah ya stared at her too long too eh? Yeah that's what I miss about Spoiler she didn’t mind ya lookin' as long as ya didn't touch."

He got a dreamy eyed and I became a little creeped out, I turn on the energy absorbers and was about to get a sample of Speed Force when the girl jumps out of nowhere and smashes the machine.

Speed Force, Green energy, and Red energy, exploded everywhere my lab is now gone and so is half the house I glare at alternate Steph. “Ha! I stopped your latest world conquest plot!"

Grrr. She has to go! Or I'm going to repulsor her tight little butt.

Okay My girlfriend Sky has tagged me with a Meme. Not sure what I did to her but I'm sure I did something wrong somewhere. Okay fine.

01] I love Sky.
02] Sky is kinky.
03] If I were in a room with Sky, Stuff I can't describe here.
04] I think Sky should kill less.
05] Sky needs more lingerie.
06] I want to (CENSORED! CENSORED!) Sky.
07] Someday Sky will put Tony two on the scrapheap.
08] Sky reminds me of a dream girl.
09] Without Sky My life would be more boring.
10] My memories of Sky are X-rated
11] Sky can be aggressive.
12] The worst thing about Sky is random killing.
13] The best thing about Sky is she has a conscience.
14] I am dating with Sky.
15] One thing I would like to know about Sky is: am I better than Magneto?
16] Sky should go and punch Magneto.
17] Sky spanks me
18) What I like best about Sky's blog is posts with me.
19) What I dislike about Sky's blog is Posts with Tony Two.
20) My favorite post from Sky is when we first met.

Steph Robin: I.. Think I'm in hell

2008-05-07T20:45:00.000-07:00

My name is Stephanie Brown, I used to call myself Spoiler well that was until the Civil War when my ex douche bag of a boyfriend went all anti reg Against Batman's wishes.

I became Robin in his place, and me and Batgirl Cassandra Cain made Legacy to fight and arrest his Teen Titans. What's worse was Tim kept saying Cass' Dead Boyfriend Conner Kent wouldn't have registered, yeah using a hero who died to try and push your rebellion that's just great Tim.

I think he's just pissed that me and Cass got together, jerk off he has Wonder Girl let go. Things were good with our team, we had two saiyan twins one a Blue Lantern, their neice and nephew a devil kid and an alien girl with many souls. A former evil kid Inertia, and Iron lad,

Iron Lad betrayed us and tried to take over the world with his evil cyborg girlfriend. While trying to stop him I was hit with this weird ass ray and next thing I know Cass was in a weird costume and saying she was in love with Vincent Briefs who was turned into a baby. And instead of HS some skinny version of Lobo.

I think Stark changed reality or something. Any way here we were protecting Justice, from her father; though his name is Trunks I don't know why they keep calling him "Mirai".

I mean the guy looks like the same guy with longer hair. He was a bastard and nearly killed us all. Then he comes up with this crap about a Bruce Cain, and says Cass is his mom. Not sure where he's getting this crap but he sent these robot zombie things to kill us.

Things sort of got confusing after this The Hulk the Bruce Banner one not the Hank Pym one showed up, The Avengers without Thor and Cap showed up it was all kinds of crazy.

But Cass fought at her hardest since she can finally do it without killing since these things weren’t alive it was kind of hot. I tried to keep up with batrangs and stuff, but before long we were overwhelmed. Then all of the sudden a something in blue white and black jumps in and blows them away. “No one touches my Woman."

Huh? He looks at Cass " I alone love you I alone tempt you." He sings at her.

“Vincent!" Cass Squeals. Then what happens next makes my heart sink into my gut.

"Hey what about your girlfriend Vince? Ohrihime?"

Vincent looks weird at me. “What’s an Ohrihime?"

“Sounds dirty " Cass laughs. I was about to say something when the mind numbing stupidity of Jason freaking' Todd a guy who acts like he's a bad ass or something getting picked up like a bride by tiny Vella. I mean she's like 5 foot 5 and she's' saying to him ' How's my grumpy little Robin? Did you miss me?"

“Vella! We discussed you picking me up in public and the baby talk!"

“Aw but I missed you so much sweetie pie!"

I was weirded out by this and the fact she' wearing a green Lantern Outfit oh well maybe that's a good thing since she won't be talking about hope and all that while she had the blue ring. The ones that aren't green or yellow seem to take over people.

But then everything went to hell Another Trunks Mirai guy showed up and the one we were all fighting. Starts yelling at this old Galen guy. “Come on wimp use the spell of destruction! Unleash your power1 Do it do it now! Or I’ll kill Justice in front of you!"

Next thing we know all this power is unleashed and we're knocked back. All of us. Man it's horrible the raw power this Galen guy let loose but in the center of it the evil Mirai laughs. “I told you! I'm too powerful for you! Woo! What a rush! The power the Time trapper gives is more then you can muster you can never hop to defeat him you can't even defeat me."

The good Mirai stares. “If you're so unaffected why did your Ki go down by half? Let’s see if I CAN MAKE IT GO DOWN MORE BURNING THUNDER ATTACK!"

He just stood in it in it but he looked a little weaker “Fool half my power I more than you can take he punches Mira away and goes for Galen at that moment all of us the Hulk Avengers Legacy surround him. The spell destroyed all the zombies.

“He looks round at us Bah! You’re all nothing fools.... Wait my master calls me. Fine I'll face you all later oh and ok now one thing Fake Mirai, and Galen you can't protect Justice from me no one can. I'll see you in the future Galen when I'm making your kids beg for you to save them and you can do nothing with your impotent powers. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Yeah he says his master was calling but I think he was afraid of the butt whoopin' he was going to get. Next thing I know I was in Vampi's mansion when the guy I thought was her husband shows up he looks like the other guy but with shorter hair oh come on! There's three of them?

Vince kept apologizing to Justice about something while Vella excitedly told Justice she was going to get better or Vel would go to the after life and kick her butt back here.

But what really sucked was the whole time Cass had her hands on Vince's hand sometimes she'd grab his ass. I can't help but be jealous I want to kill him for getting her to like him like that. No it's not his fault its Anthony Stark’s when I get reality back to normal, he'll be all apologetic.

I'm gonna kick that that disgrace to Tony Stark's good name until he puts everything back I wonder around until I catch some beautiful woman that looks like Cass with blue eyes talking to Thad.

“So you haven't seen my little brother?”

“No Babs, Bruce hasn't been around for weeks Batman took him out."

She sighs " That's grandpa for you not that my brother doesn’t deserve it he sent me to Tele-tubby world sigh Mom and Dad must have him."

“Cass and Vince? They haven't seen him either."

“No. But I bet they have in my time."

Thad scratches his chin “I thought Vince was dead in your time."

She shrugs. " Not anymore thanks to Bruce, his screwing with time did one good thing, and one really bad thing releasing the Time Trapper hey give my love to everyone okay Uncle Thad?"

“Yeah see ya round."

I hide behind a creepy statue “Vincent and Cassandra have kids? What if what Stark is trying to sell me is true what if I'm in some weird Alternate Universe? I want to go home! Where everything makes sense this place hurts it’s horrible to see the one you love with your friend. And she has kids with him to boot. I hate this place.

Batgirl: Vince and Steph are gone

2008-05-04T19:11:00.000-07:00

Vincent was turned into a baby while the Stephanie that's here is not my friend. her body... language is different... um she looks at me... like the Steph I know looks at Robin.

“You mean you don't remember our first date?" She asks.

I frown “No I like Vincent I'm not that way...Sorry."

"I keep telling you Anthony has made you forget! He’s trying to take over the world. And Vella is a blue lantern, and you got over Vincent after he slept with Supergirl."

“No we dated since ... then though... he's a little jealous of Kon... Since we dated first."

Steph looks weird. “Cass Conner's dead you need to stop mentioning him. I know he was you're first love and all... "

I roll my eyes. “He was dead... he's alive now ... dating Wonder Girl."

“Wonder girl is dating Tim Drake who quit being Robin come on Cass are you going to let Anthony use you like a puppet he’s torturing me because I'm the only one he hasn't brainwashed."

Anthony scanned her with something. “Just as I thought you Miss Brown are from an Alternate Universe. I wonder what our poor Steph is thinking right now.

Meanwhile

"AAAAAHHHHHH CASS TRIED TO KISS ME! I"M IN SLASH FICTION UNIVERSE HELP!!!!!!" Vella why the hell are you wearing all blue and kissing Thad eeew I'm telling Jason! Oh wait yeah alternate universe. "

This Robin Steph... Attacks Anthony calling him a liar. Thad pulls her off then pinches her butt. “He she overreacts like our Steph." But I got something... weird from Thad he... seems worried. Since... when did he care about anyone but himself?

I get... tired of this, and go to Vincent's house. His mom fussing... over him.

“Bulma ... when are you... going to fix him?"

“I’m sorry but after all he, and his sister have been through already I don't want to try to strain them anymore. I'm sorry Cass but most likely he wouldn't remember you if he was grown again. You're young and attractive you can find another guy, but I will help with getting our Steph back okay?"

I wanted... to hit her... I can tell from his body language that he knows me. And poor Vella is sad.

I want to help my boyfriend and friend... I see her ring and lantern in the corner.... I wonder if I can get it work? Instead of trying it I say “Thanks .... For nothing."

That Night... I break in and look for the Dragon Radar... the Dragon Balls brought... Stephanie... back from the dead... It can bring Vince back to me ... and his poor sister... back to Jason... Jay... is lost in his ... anger again... Not talking to anyone and beating up criminals, that's all he does.

I can't find the Dragon Radar anywhere... could Bulma have thought ... I'd do this? Yes... She's smart. Well next I try the ring. All I can make it do is make my clothes turn green. It shouts. “You cannot use this ring you are not the assigned Lantern!"

Hn, dumb rings, has messed up my life I leave... But not before I whisper to Vincent... “I’m sorry... I tried." Outside I see Black Zero.

“Well Well MS. Briefs just who I was looking for. Oh wait you kept your Cain name didn't you? Doesn’t matter your offspring has wiped out an alternate version of myself, and made sure I’d ever rule the world so I'm going to kill you and make sure he's never born!"

Then some... Blonde Russian woman says. “Do not try to escape child."

I get on my knees “Why would I resist? ... I want to die."

{" What?" both bad guys ask.

“Every boy I've ever liked... has died... No one trusts me ... anymore after Deathstroke drugged me... No one cares if I die. Vincent has been turned into a baby... No one... will care if I die ... do it! "

He looks at the ... um building “She’s right! Vincent is a child again there is no way he can father Cain he'll be eight years old!' He stares at me. " Heh Well miss Cain you shouldn't just sit around waiting for him to grow up do what you were meant to kill, and screw anything that moves you'll enjoy life more then come Black Widow we will start anew in an another reality re build our army then come back to this one and conquer it as well!"

Jerk... I'm not acting the way I was when I was drugged. I go back to my cave... And sit until I hear “Auwnt Cass? Why does mommy say she don't know me?"

“Well actually it was ... said less ... well. “Gwen? That's not your mommy. She just... looks like her."

"When's mommy coming back?"

I hug the child. “I don't know." Poor kid cried until she fell asleep. I should... It's a good thing... Zero didn't kill me... Someone needs to take care of Gwen. Until ... we can find the real Steph.

The future... Outside a vehicle in New Gotham.

Huh I didn't think of that stuff for years. Well I'd better stop thinking about childhood traumas. My son Bruce has somehow been captured by the chronal police that that weirdo the Time Trapper has set up. I'm not letting a freak in a bathrobe execute my my kid. No matter what he's done he's still my child.

Haven't worn this Batwoman costume in years it smells like mothballs yuck. What was I thinking with all this yellow?

Wouldn't doubt Stephanie had something to do with it. I use a torch from my belt no not a flashlight ... a real torch and cut through the metal in there the soldiers are talking to that sick twisted version of my brother in law Mirai. “You know Bruce Cain Kind of looks like you sir."

“He should Bruce's father is Mirai's brother." They turn and I knock them both out before they shoot at me.

"Aren't you a little old to be playing hero Cassandra?" Evil Mirai mocks.

Aren't you a little bit of a rip-off to be alive? “I answer. “You’re not killing my son.

"Who's going to stop me? A housewife from Gotham who's trying to recapture her glory days? Bah!"

Actually I'm distracting you." I smile

And some goofy blast knocks him out of the vehicle. “House wife Bah! You've never cleaned a dish in your life."

"That's why I have you Vincent." I laugh

He rolls his eyes. "How's our brat?"

“Mom?" Bruce asks.

"It's Okay little one you'll be home soon Vince? Did you kill him?"

“I’m not sure Evil Mirai is alive I made him with that red ring remember? Damn it, I wish I can take back all the crap I did back then."

I rub his shoulder. “Everyone forgave you years ago. It wasn't your fault. That ring was evil."

"Yeah, But I never forgave myself all he crap he did to Justice... Oh uh his ki is powering up he's injured but not much."

He grabs me by the waist and scoops up Bruce. " Grandpa?" Bruce asks.

"I don't look that much like dad do I?"

“Don’t worry about it Baby just take us home." I smirk under my mask. I also hold back a giggle.

Vince: the rage.

2008-04-27T19:27:00.019-07:00

Some dork called the Reflecting Man has popped up. And taken down those registered losers, well now he has to take on the A team I thought this guy would be an easy win he with his whole he wants to fight Dad thing I thought " hey another loser who wants to get a rep.

I blasted him and he tossed a ki blast right back at me. Inertia runs at him and gets knocked back Weird he slammed into the guy at full speed and he just got knocked back everything else he tried he just took, and crushed us back with an attack.

Of course Little Miss Perfect Vella figured it out. “He’s throwing or own powers back at us."

“Duh! Stupid kids! That’s why I'm called reflecting man! Now why don't you go get your daddy and Stay out of adult Business."

Cass and Spoiler start punching Cass. Growls “We ... don't have powers."

Ah back hands the two away. “I can absorb the energy of your punches there's nothing you wimps can do to me.

I catch Cass before she hits a building Step yells “hey don't save me or anything!" before getting caught in a green catcher's mitt by Vel.

I think the way we talked to each other or something gave Reflecting Man the idea that we were involved. “Ugh! That's like bestiality. Like you couldn't have found a man from Earth."

"Half of me is from Earth." I sneer.

" Your mother is an alien loving whore This pisses me off I turn SS4 And fire a Final Flash at him that he uses to blast the rest of us Vella tries to capture him in this big green claw thing but he absorbs the energy and blasts us all.

I get pissed this bastard is killing my friends, my girlfriend and my sister and I can't do a damn thing about it. Then this voice comes up in my head. “Yes give in to your anger, unleash your hate it will give me power which will in turn will give you power."

I look around and there's that Red Ring

I found another planet a while back. Before I can get up force field it flies onto my finger. I feel this hot pain going all over my body, A Spit out what looks like red flame and... I know what I must do after I kill this freak; I'll turn on the female Green Lantern and eliminate her. Then I'll make everyone fear my ranger, and its power.

Spoiler:Superhero Rumble!

2008-04-22T00:21:00.000-07:00

Tim won't answer my calls. Well he did once, but he sounded all well Batmany. I asked oracle what was up, and she thought he was here at Legacy house. Ah I think I see undercover work, or he needs space, oh well I’ll still have fun today! It's new Costume Day!

I was all excited when the boxes came in. Though Vella being a party pooper. “They were made by Bra, She wants me to wear a costume here my boobs and butt hang out no thanks.

“You don't know that come on try it out. New costume day is fun!" I smile.

She calls up her uniform with her ring.

But that's the same costume you always wear Vella." I tease.

“I know and I like it." She then does that weird thing she does doing home work, and watching cartoons at the same time. I drag the boxes, and Cass is asking Vince “Who’s my huggle bear?"

Where Vince looks up "What? Cass are you drunk?"

“Nope! She picked it up from me. “I announce " But forget that! It's New Costume day! Come on! Come On! Try them on!"

Anthony Stark comes out in a new armor “See Iron Lad is getting in the spirit!"

“Spirit of what?" He asks.

"Oh what are you dense? Are you retarded? "NEW COSTUME DAY!!!!!! The day where all heroes try out new costumes it doesn't matter. If they keep them But it's cool that every once in a while we update our looks. Now come on Boys and girls! To the locker rooms!"

I got a little mischievous got my camera phone and ran in on the boys locker room “Shake you're money makers guys!"

“AAAH! Stephanie get out! They all yell throwing towels at me. Don't know what any of them are worried about. Well we came out in our new duds. Me well I like mine, I may keep it.

Now Cass' is just sweet. All the sado masochist stuff from her old one is gone and it has a little bit of Babes' design thrown in but it still has the" Cassness"

Vince's is okay. It's just old saiyan armor with black thrown in.

Inertia’s isn't bad too bad the guy in that body is a bit of a douche.

Slobo even got a new haircut for the event though his really doesn't look that different than what he always wears.

"Woot! Let’s go around the City and show everyone!" I yell.

“She needs to cut out the fraggin' caffine." Slobo growls. “I hope Anita ain't watchin' the TV."

" Pfft! You look pretty much the same as always 'Bo. Come on! Come on! Let's go."

While we were running around. We end up meeting up with the city's other team. The Namek guy looked at Vincent. "I thought we told you to get out of our city Saiyan."

“I was born here loser, you where born out in the middle of the desert where it is you're father hangs out you're more than welcome to go back there freak.

Ninja Witch looks over at Vincent." Ya know he don't have to leave he's kind of cute."

Cass starts cracking her knuckles. "He's taken."

"Oh come on spooky, let you're guy out to play, unless you want a three way, what do you look like under that mask?"

And we all can guess what happened next Batghoul punched the redhead in the face. And then a big ol' brawl started. Hell gator Ran at Slobo. “I’m aGonna beat this Scrawny Lobo wannabe I guee ron tee!"

“Ya got the bad luck ta draw me Bastich, now I'm gonna get me some new gator skin boots." The thing about Slobo is while he's pretty skinny he's still super strong he smacked the Alligator guy through a wall.

Cass discovered Ninja Witch can teleport and she did vanishing and reappearing, Then Cheap shotting Cass. Inertia was frozen by the ice girl looks like he’s out of the fight.

The Girl in purple starts fighting with Vella “I was a Power Raider until your father blew up our power source and killed our mentor! But I was standing neat the Command center when he did it now I have the power!"

“Um you're not He-Man." Vella quips.

“Little bimbo! I'm going to hurt you to get back at your father!"

She does something odd she makes purple energy constructs. The Raider chick then Punches Vella into this purple muck stuff. Vincent and Piccolo Jr. Flew so fast I couldn't even see them they'd appear every few seconds throwing punches at each other.

The all the sudden one would toss a blast at the other." Pathetic Saiyan I was trained by Goku you were trained By Vegeta! Vegeta always loses to Goku, plus I'm a Super Namek! Surrender now!"

And Vincent answers in the same way all his family would answer that. “Bah!"

Hunter and Anthony have an armor fight But Anthony was smacked around seems whoever’s in the in the Hunter armor knows how to fight, and would use laser staffs, and other things. To cut into the armor. Bet Iron boy wished he'd let Cass train him now. Hunter screams. “You act like Tony Stark! I worked with him! I know Tony Stark You are no Tony Stark!"

Me I get Lizard boy ugh he smells so bad. I jump out of the way of his tail. “Come on! I want to fight bad guys not good guys. "

"I hear that you're a hot blonde under all that. What say you and me have some fun huh?"

“Ew! No way!" I shout. He grabs on to and starts squeezing.

Then Cass yells out " Looks like we have their ... um measure! Go all out!"

I spray Lizard lips in the eyes with mace from my utility bet then take out an Adamantium knuckles and punch him out.Inertia vibrates his way out opf the iceand uses blows away the Ice girl with a tornado.

Cass throws around smoke bombs, and blinds her with them before kicking her down.

Iron Lad thing on his back points. at Hunter And a huge laser gun pops out of it and blasts him then all these guns pop out and shoot Hunter down. His armor is sparking allover the place Vella blows up the muck and uses her ring to make all these cute little cartoon constructs.

The Beat up Raider's construct with anvils and big hammers. “Okay that ring of yours makes better things." Raider sneers “Let’s go hand to hand."

Well that was a mistake as Vella takes Raider down in about a second. Vincent Laughs “Tell me Namek. Did Uncle Goku teach you to use up all of your power at the beginning of a fight and not keep some in reserve?"

“What? You're bluffing Vincent. You used everything yourself."

“Uh Uh." He smirks. Turns into whatever they call that long haired fuzzy Super saiyan thing than he releases a big light show. Piccolo falls all burnt. “Pathetic. Super Saiyan always trumps Super Namek. Chump."

Slobo was holding down the gator guy and threatening him with a knife. “Hold still. It's only gonna hurt a lot!"

then all of the sudden Iron man shows up. Looks like he got into the spirit of New Costume Day too.

He yelled at the losers and it was funny. I tried calling Tim again later that night, Humpph still under cover then I feel a gust of wind " What do you want Thad?"

"Looks like you've been a bad girl." He whispers in my ear.

“What the hell are you talking about?" I growl.

“This chick named Violet sent Batgirl a disk about you on it you and Red Hood were. Killing Black Mask.

Ulp. “Really?' Did she see it?"

“Nope I destroyed it I've run into Violet before I knew she was up to trouble." he grins.

“Why? I thought you hated me?" He doesn't answer.

“Look! I killed Mask because yeah there was a bit of revenge in it, but also it was self defense I had nightmares that he'd come after me, torture me again, kill me again. I haven't had those nightmares since I shot him. Don’t tell anyone! Wait what do you want?"

He takes off his mask this may the first time I've ever seen his eyes. "Nothin'. What I told ya the other about Tim not havin' a Memorial for ya was true I was in the Robin Cave, when Titans East attacked The Teen Titans he had all this crap to honor Superboy , and his parents and, nothing for you."

“Why are you telling me this?” I hold back a sob.

“Because ya deserve better if the Bats find out about this he'll try to put ya away, Bats Likely won't since When Catwoman killed Mask the first time he did nothin' but Bird Boy will take it personal. And ya deserve better. "

I blink and he's gone. That was weird.

Slo-Bo:New kids on the block

2008-04-17T19:16:00.000-07:00

Ya know as weird as young Justice got at times, I don't think they got as crazy as these kids, all their damn romances and problems and just fraggin' crap. Were me and Empress as bad as the Creepy couple Cassandra Cain, and Vince Briefs? I mean really.

They are always touchin' all the time. But what can I say? The two can fight. While I'm tryin' to hold in my lunch with while Batgirl checks the half saiyan's tonsils with her tongue. Then his sister Walks in all with a weird disturbed look on her face.

Spoiler gets one look on at her and grins. “Ha-ha! You got the Nightwing sex talk!"

“Well a lot of the stuff he told me Bra already went over, but the rest of it was well a lot of kinky weird stuff. I mean Tony Stark kinky." She looks like she's about to vomit just thinkin' of it.

"Oh and just so you know Robin's in the closet Steph."

Brown kind of looks like a deer in the headlights. " What? No he isn't."

“Sorry. I heard him and Nightwing arguing about him being in the closet." Vella consoles.

“No... He isn't." Cass mumbles.

Inertia pops up out of nowhere bein' a Fraggin' speedster not surprising. “I knew it! I knew it!"

“Vella must have misheard..."Stephanie starts.

But Inertia interrupts her. “Think about it Brown, he kept Superdork's clothes in a memorial, and tried to clone him, he even changed his costume to black and red to honor him. He didn't even care about you."

"That's not true..." Stephanie mutters.

“Oh yeah? Where's your memorial? Where was Robin's purple and black costume to honor you huh?"

Then Spoiler does something I don't expect. She starts crying.

Batgirl tries to Punch inertia and hand she misses. Of course.

“HA! Nice try!"

Cassandra just glares. “You have to...sleep sometime."

I turn up the TV and try to tune out the bickering. Then I see something hey Bastiches shut up!"

"That's right Stan West City now has registered heroes. Though they haven't been given an official name yet, people have been calling them "Forcers" becausr they are sponsored by Force Inc. Let's meet them shall we?"

"First the leader Chris Jones' personal armor wearing employee, and licensed bounty hunter, The Hunter."

"The super strong Hellgator."

"The enigmatic Ninja Witch."

At that Anthony Laughs. “Worst name ever."

“Oh yeah Iron Boy is so much better.” I snort.

The Reporter continues. "The ice maiden Chill."

The leaping Lizard Boy.

"The alien namek Piccolo Jr..."

"P Dawg!" Vincent yells. “That Namek piece of thrash! He joined Stark's butt kissers!"

I didn't catch this girl's name all I know is she wants revenge on Vegeta for something.

That Hunter guy announces that his team will rid West City of all the Saiyans, Bat kids, Vampires, aliens, unregistered heroes and super villains. I think these Feetal's gizzes are gonna be in a world of hurt well that is if our team can pull it together.

Vella : A day of ups and downs.

2008-04-04T20:48:00.000-07:00

Well my dad let Pan after Jason Jason shot Pan in the shoulder, then beat her with an adamntium crowbar. Gah! I'm going to have to talk to him. I mean I can take care of my self. That paled in comparison to what happened next.

West City has been in a mayoral race and this one guy, Samuel Jones, cousin to this guy who runs some company called Force Inc, he keeps saying how we're all bad for the city, and need registered heroes to take our places.

He said dad just came here, to kill everyone and gain immortality, Called Vincent and Cass' relation ship immoral. Well there was that time they made out a little too long in a restaurant.

Speaking of Cass he somehow knew about her time with the LOA, and accused her of being a cold blooded killer, Spoiler; he called a failure, and brought up the whole War Games thing.

He called Anthony a pale imitation of Tony Stark who slept with a killer robot, Inertia he accuses of being an out and out super villian and tries to claim he killed Bart Allen, though Thaddeus has denied over and over again he had anything to do with it.

Slobo he says is going to be as bad as Lobo, and then he gets to me. “Ah the Green Lantern in training. You say you are against registration, yet you were caught in a lewd act with a SHIELD agent."

I get mad. “There was nothing 'lewd' about it! It was beautiful!"

Sam grins. “Like the beautiful things he's had with other super women like this picture of him and Ravager.”

I broke the podium. I can't believe that! Jason said I was his first like he was mine! I left there and from what I hear the press conference got worse and worse. Didn't matter, there an invasion of alien clown monkeys we had to deflect. (Yes that's as crazy as it sounds.)

So after that, I really had to take a shower, Even though I'm mad at him, I am going to see Jason tonight, and we had no shampoo. I looked around and finally found some in Question's old room. Yet he tore off the label and drew a question mark on it, the man is so weird.

Well I discovered he did something to it, I mean I got out of the shower and...

Gah! It's green! Okay green maybe my favorite color but come on! I'm already a Green Lantern, this is just too goofy! Darn it! This shampoo must have had something to do with Vic's hair changing under when he used that gas. My half alien body probably reacted to it strange. Man like having blue hair wasn't bad enough.

And I wish miss scars a lot Cassandra Cain would quit laughing at me. At least Steph isn't laughing just staring there like an idiot; well I can't see Jason like this. No choice I have to go super saiyan.

At least the chemical doesn't affect me in ss mode my hair is still as gold as ever.

It was strange but kind of cool when I met up with Jay; he wasn't in the dorky Red Robin costume thank goodness. Just normal clothes. I ask him about Ravager, and he rolls his eyes "Ugh! Don't ask. We didn't date if that's what you're asking like Tim never dated her."

My ring says he isn't lying I'm happy. Then I ask. “I’m glad you're not wearing a costume, but why?"

He laughs, well it would look a little strange going to a movie, and this is supposed to be a normal date right? And Anyway I dumped that useless thing, red Robin is no more. "

I squeal. “Are you going back to Red Hood?"

He shrugs. " Dunno. Not sure what I'll do I might just try being Jason Todd for a while. Hope you don't mind me without a costume for a while."

I brush his hair with my hand. “Silly. I like the guy that was under the hood, not the hood itself."

The movie was okay... and action flick ugh, like we don't get enough fighting in opur normal lives, though we both had a laugh when we saw the Iron Man preview. It’s so strange a guy we both know being played by someone else. A movie that's not Batman that is.

After that's over we get dinner, and a hotel room, and a spend a few hours of fun I accidentally destroy the room, stupid Pan, I never destroyed everything before when I ... never mind. I watched him sleep for about fifteen minutes. Then I decided it was time to do something I should have done already.

Later in Mew York Nightwing is swinging through the roof tops.

“Hey!" I yell.

He gets surprised and slips off his rope I put a green net under him but he twists in midair and flips, onto a rooftop. I clap “That was really good! You're agile for a full human."

"Thanks I think... What's up with your hair?"

Doha! I let my self turn back to normal, I'm so embarrassed. “Um that is the question?"

“Ah. Something to do with Vic, okay. You know you could have called a head." he sighs.

“Yeah, last time I did that you vanished and turned into an adorable little kid. So I thought I would just come to the big Apple and ask why you want to see me. “Though he probably just wants to ask for my older sister's number or something I think to my self.

I create a floating green easy chair that hovers above the building; well I wonder what Nightwing is going to say?

Inertia: This is the Meme that doesn't end.

2008-03-30T19:40:00.000-07:00

This is just rich Cassandra and Iron wuss are tryin have tied Vincent down and are making him get a haircut hilarious.

Opps , looks like she cut a little deep. Heh. Then Spoiler walks up to me acting all sweet, I know something's up. She never acts nice to me.

" Hey Thaddeus. " She draws my name out intentionally.

“Whattya want?" I sneer.

“Oh Nothing you've been tagged villain boy. By Nightwing She runs off laughing.
A meme huh? An ancient form of torture. Oh well.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.Post the rules on your blog.Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1: I'm a clone of Kid Flash Though I don't have his Superboy lovin' tendencies. must be the extra Thawne blood.

2: I was created in the 30th Century; I came back here to defeat Bart.

3: I quit because I hated how my grandfather, used me as a weapon.

4: The only reason I was in Titans East, was because Slade was feeding me Velocity 9 a super speed drug, that and the hot girls.

5: This team has some hot chicks too which is why I stay around, that and they don't try to kill me.

6: Ya know some of my villain friends think Cassandra Cain is ugly. They ain't seen her like this.

I don't know if her little phase was because of Dionysus, she just didn't know she wasn't supposed to run around nude, or if she's secretly a dirty girl, but that was awesome! So I guess I get a little vengeance there Nightwing you tagged me , and I seen your little sister naked! Haw haw!

7: Vincent say he's gonna fix me up with a clone girl he knows we'll see.

Vella: MUST FIND JASON!!!

2008-03-23T17:01:00.000-07:00

So I'm back home. And Justice asked me this question about how sex felt like. Great Mirai is going to hurt me if I make it sound too good. But I can't lie to Justice. I slap my fore head how the heck is this going to get back to Mirai?

“It’s better if you're with someone you trust. This makes what I’m going to say next really weird. But um Jason was actually pretty gentle. "

“Jason? The guy my dad works with? Red Robin?"

I roll my eyes. “I wish he'd go back to Red Hood. He looks like such a dork in that costume."

“But ... how old is he?" Justice asks.

“A year older than Tim. I think he was dead for about a year so he could so they could really be the same age."

“I don't know he looks older."

I shrug. “Dying and coming back like he did probably ages you. Don't worry no one's going to jail."

So I'm about to say more about it, when I grab a soda and drink it, Wait where did this come from? I don't know but after drinking it I feel hot and kind of turned on this makes no sense. What is this stuff? Ooh No I've been drugged someone slipped something in my Soda.

Pan Jumps out of no from behind the couch. “So is the potion working baby?" She grins. I punch her through the wall. I hope I hurt that jerk. Whatever it is it must be from Draculina, because my ring detects magic.

I've never felt like this before. Darn it. I haven't even talked to Jason since I came back, and now I kind of need him. I can't get my ki sense to find him so I ask my ring but between all the gasping all I get out is Robin.

I appear in front of Tim Drake. “Darn it! Wrong Robin! Stupid ring. "

Ugh. Can't use my will power as much as I'd like and my ki is all weird.
Drake Smiles. “Hey what are you doing here? Well I'm glad you're here though because I was wanting to set up a meeting between all the team teams... are you alright?"

“Where’s Jason?" I grunt.

“A look of disgust comes over his face.” Don't know. Don't care. You look like you need a doctor."

I tell my ring to find Red hood this time, but all I got out was Hood. I appear before this guy.

It takes me a second top recognize him he's that jerk that beat up Tigra. I knee him in the groin. I tell the Ring "Jason Todd you stupid Ring!"

Finally! He gives me that grin of his. " Couldn't stay away huh?" I grab him by his shirt and kiss him deeply " I can’t explain I need you now!'

“Wait not here in the middle of Gotham! Let's get back to my quarters at SHIELD HQ!"

GRRRR> I hate having to wait but this stuff is really reacting with me. But I wait for the few minutes it takes me to fly there. I pull Jason By his cape and throw him on the bed man I hope I don't hurt him.

Batgirl and Spoiler: memed

2008-03-19T19:22:00.001-07:00

Spoiler: Okay this is a goofy meme that the Batman tagged us with.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours. Post the rules on your blog. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Well Cass you want to go first?

Batgirl: Okay.

1: I like eating cereal while wearing sweat pants on the floor.
2: Vincent does this something... That I... like see he...

Spoiler: Woah girl! You can't be putting those kinds of things up on the internet.

Batgirl: Okay.
3: My dad sucks.
4: I hate being called..."One who is all."
5: I.. Rarely talk to my mother.
6: I…Um like the fact Vincent... doesn't stay dead.
7: I stole Nightwing's bo staff.

Spoiler: My turn!

1: I drive the Batmobile when Batman isn't looking.
2: My favorite mentor was Black Canary.
3: I'm a little pissed that Oracle has autopsy picture of me, and shows them to poor kids.
4: When I was Robin I once made Bats laugh no joke.
5: My mom is getting better.
6: I did not design my costume after Moon Knight.
7: Me and Cass are just friends I like Tim stop with the Fan Fiction damn people.

Batgirl: Why do you care?"

Spoiler: It's annoying!

Batgirl: Stop reading it!

Spoiler: It's all because no one thinks I'm good enough for Robin!

Batgirl: While she... um rants. I'll just say I won't um tag anyone.

Vince: Damn Rayan.

2008-03-09T21:30:00.002-07:00

Well this space thing has been pretty fun, Though I'm getting a little tired of the Married jokes from every one keeps spewing at me and Cass And If I'm called "Mister Cain" One more time... urgh.

Any way something weird happened when we took a rest stop on that planet. I was pissed that I couldn't get in the fighting tournament; just because I was Half saiyan then I heard this weird voice" Vincent Briefs of Sector 2814 you have great rage, Welcome to the Red Lanterns."

A red ring tried to get on my finger. I put up a ki field, and grab the thing. “I’m not joining any Corps freaking ring!" The ring kept telling me how much more power I'd have, and how I would be better than my sister if I just gave in to my anger.

It tried to tell me I should kill in my rage to dip the, lantern battery in that person's blood. to gain it's power. “There’s no way freak!" I yell I put the ring and lantern In A containment device on the ship.

It's weird that night I told Cass about it and she just sits there. Then i get this weird answer. "Are we heroes?"

“Huh? What do you mean?"

She sighs. “When Bludhaven blew up ... I thought maybe I could have stopped it If I killed The bad guys when I had the chance."

I Sigh. “Cass you're not a killer, you never were. You'd be beating yourself up over it for the rest of your life, and well the way people keep coming back it wouldn't matter in the long run. "

She smiles. “I guess we just... keep saving lives then?"

"Yup" I throw a blanket over the red ring and lantern I know my dad keeps saying crap like no survivors and stuff bit look how many times My Dad, Mirai, Goku, and Gohan have all killed Freiza. You know at some point you'd think he'd get the idea and stop coming after us. Oh well he's a dumb ass.

The next day I sensed Vella's Ki, and noticed a Final Flash. Awesome this little trip is over. We go to where I senses and see this weird cyborg woman floating in green bubble.

Stark tracks an Ion trail, to this small ship that looks like from the rebels that Justice is fighting along side. We get teleport and find that Rayan dude. For some reason he's wearing a GL outfit, and ring.

“Rayan where's Vella" I ask.

“I don't know she started to talk to herself, Then she vanished." Urgh!

I'm sick of this crap and my dumb sister just running away I get angry. What if this freak is lying what if he somehow killed her and took her ring? Though It looks nothing like her ring, his is green, hers is sort of silverish with a green jewel in middle.

I slam Rayan against the wall. “If you've done anything to her...”

Iron Lad, and Inertia grab me and pull me away before I kill the guy, “Hey Calm Down! He said Vella will be back. “Iron Lad admonishes.” Hey Batgirl, is he lying?"

“No." Cass answers. “Vince? Why are you so mad? There's no reason for it."

Then I get it I bet that damned Red Ring is manipulating me there is no way I'm letting a piece of jewelry control me. I don't know what it wants but it can't be good.

Spoiler: Attack ot the alien that wouldn't leave me alone.

2008-03-06T19:30:00.000-08:00

All the boys were having their stupid fun of pulling pranks on different alien races. I’m beginning to think we stopped looking for Vella. And are just being stupid, and hours in a ship ugh. Vincent and Cass are constantly sparring, not the Sparring me and Cass do where you know I'm actually learning something, no it's more like they are showing off to each other. Like some kind of mating dance or something.

But worse is Inertia he keeps getting more and more hyper I think he needs to run off all his energy or something. He keeps jumping around. And trying to get me and Cass to make out.

We can only tell him so many times that we don't swing that way until Cass will cripple him in his sleep or something. Or Vincent's going to blow him up. And worse Robin keeps calling me and telling how irresponsible it was to bring Gwen along.

Nothing's tried to hurt her yet. if this were a you know alien invasion fighting thing I could see Tim's problem, but it's more like a vacation. And thankfully Slo-Bo takes a rest stop on some nice green planet.

Inertia can run around, And the rest of us can stretch our legs, Of course Anthony Stark won't take off his armor, he's almost as paranoid as Batman, he must smell like a locker room by now. But the rest of us are enjoying this

Cass Found some kind of local fighting tournament And enterd though Vincent couldn't join because of Sign in interlac saying "No Saiyans, Kryptonians or Daxamites. "

" Whattya Expect? " Slo-Bo Grunts. “You guys used ta destroy planets. Normal people don't wanna fight ya, well sane ones anyway."

“That’s unfair!" Vince whines.

At some point Inertia finds some green chick and vanishes ooh great he's going to bring back some kind of space disease I just know it. Me I get annoyed by this thing.

"C'mon Baby! Let's get to know each other a little better."

" Go. Away. Alien. Monster thing." I say.

" You know earthling here you're the alien. C’mon' why don’t you invade my bedroom?'

I sigh. “One I have a boyfriend..."

" What happens on Klytex stays on Klytex" He interrupts.

" And two I have a daughter, one who I have to watch like a hawk so please go away."

He kept hitting on me and I saw Cass walking up Aw man maybe this will make him go away, And will make a bunch of slash fic writers happy, But It'll probably get me killed. By either Vincent or Cass, But oh well.

“Um this is my girlfriend Cassandra!" I grab on to her and hug

“What?" Cass Yells. “QUIT TOUCHING ME!"

The alien looks "She doesn't seem very happy to see you. That and I watched her in the fighting tournament, she was kissing a boy who looked as if he was from the Saiyan royal blood line. "

"Well that's a fake relationship, um we don't want to advertise or love all over our city we're kinda famous you know."

Cass starts talking." And you can she's getting nervous since her words all breaking up. “Um... No... I Um... Love... “She’s so gonna rat out my lie. I know I'm going to get hurt for this but I put my hand over Cass' mouth. Please don't make me kiss her she'll break all my bones for that. That and I'll probably vomit. Not a good thing in a full face mask.

But the alien buys it. Seems like in some alien cultures putting a hand on someone's mouth is a sign of love weird, It goes away and I'm happy. Then Cass punches me.

I wake up after seeing stars for a few minutes and hearing “Stupid lying Stephanie."

After my eyes clear the alien is back.
“Seems you've had a lover's spat, I'll help you get over it." Ugh! I tried to be nice. I tried to lie to him to go away now I'm going to use pepper spray. In his one big dumb eye.

I get a little bit of satisfaction from watching ugly writhe around screaming. though it just makes the ringing in my ears louder. Ugh! Okay this may be the one time I deserve the Cass punch though.

I find Gwen with her "Uwcwle Wince." Well Vincent.

“Okay why is she calling me uncle?" Vince asks.

“Well I had her Call Cass "Aunt” So it fits. I mean come on we both know you're going to end up making scary super strong martial artists that 'll make bad guys pee thier pants in fear, just accept your destiny."

“Whatever, " he snorts.” Why are you holding your jaw?"

“Cass punch." I grin sheepishly.

“What did you do this time?"

" I believe she'll tell you soon enough. Just one thing please when you hear don't blow me up in some Anime explosion thingy alright?"

Later while in the ship I kept apologizing to Batghoul. “Come on. I'm sorry."

“You said my feelings for Vince were a lie." She mumbles.

“I was just trying to get that alien to leave me alone. Hey you already hit me will you talk to me now?"

“No."

Then on the screen a bunch of blue and green lights Flash somewhere ahead in space. then a big yellow one. Vincent starts grinning. “That was a Final Flash! Vella is over there I felt her Ki signature!"

Yay! We can go home soon.

Ironlad: I'm on a team of morons

2008-03-02T17:59:00.000-08:00

So Vella has some kind of emotional breakdown, and refuses to do her duty and arrest a criminal. So what if it was her niece or whatever, she still should have done it. Instead she goes AWOL and leaves us a message, a whiney message of why she decided to abandon everything she should uphold.

What's worse is my teammates' response to this. Well Vincent I understand, his " We have to find her she's my sister " argument. And Batgirl being all for it. Well not surprising.

But evreyone else wanting to go into space to look for one girl in the infinite Universe? Come on! Inertia was talking about how he was going to teach green alien women how to love. What is really surprising me is Spoiler. The fact she wants to go when she has a young daughter, and school is incomprehensible.

“Do you guys happen to know how big the Universe is?" I yell. "How the Hell are we going to find one girl in all of that?"

Slo-Bo Grins. " I have tracking powers. It's what made Lobo the best Bounty hunter in the Fraggin' Galaxy, bastitch."

" Okay but how are we going top get there do any of us have a space ship?"

Vincent smiles. “My Father is a space alien remember? And my mom is a space ship designer I can borrow one for a few days."

“And what about you Spoiler? You have a daughter. You need to take care of her."

“We can take Gwen it'll be a fun vacation."

What the hell? Vacation with all kinds of crazy ass aliens out there? I start to argue this point ,and of course now Gwen wants to see aliens at least I think thats what she's saying in two year old talk.

I finally put my hands up in the air. " You know we should just let the Green Lanterns catch her take away her ring for not following orders, heck she may need to spend some time in prison ."

Vincent gets pissed. “She’s my sister ! We're not letting her get locked up." Vincent growls while punching lucky I was already in my armor.

" Okay Saiyan! I've upgraded my armor enough to defeat you!"

He transforms and bat freak girl gets in between us. "No more fighting!" Sheshakes her head at me. " If you don't... want to go then don't!"

Man what a bunch of morons no wonders they voted for an illiterate girl to be thier leader. So now I’m in a space ship with two year old throwing apples at me. This sucks.

Inertia: Sprokin' Legion

2008-02-25T20:00:00.001-08:00

I knew if I stay here long enough someone would come after me. I'm a little flattered in a way that it was the Legion of Superheroes, Well my Cousin XS, Ultra Boy, Mon-El, Not sure how a Daxamite gotta Kryptonin name. Karate Kid, Braniac 5, Appartion or Phantom Girl, Not sure what she's callin' her self with all the temporal alterations, I don't know why but when time changes I ain't affected so comin' back into my own time can be confusin'

"YOUFRANKENSTEINMONSTER!YOUKILLEDBART!" XS Speed talks.

" WHERETHEHELLAREYAGETTIN'YOURINFOCOUSIN?IWASNOWHERENEARBARTWHENHEDIED" I Speed talk back.

While XS tried take my head off with'er speed powers. Karate Kid went After Batgirl. " I thought Batgirl was supposed Be a red head with big..." What ever he was about to say was stopped when Cass tried to go for his face, TBut Val was holding his own.

Phantom Girl Goes after Spoiler. “Why are you wearing the costume of the Spoiler? Batman's partner wouldn't side with scum like Thaddeus Thawne."

“Sweet! People know who I am in the future? Wait Batman's partner? Well I guess for a little while."

Wazzo looks confused. “Yes they even said she could have been something more."

"EWWWW! No Freakin' way would I be rocking the nursing home with Bats."

“That proves you are a fake!" Phantom Girl yells. “The second Batman is the same age as The Spoiler.”

" Okay stop freaking messing with my head!" Steph kicks at the girl in white and her foot passes through. " Ulp!" She Shouts before P- Girl punches her in the jaw. "

"Oh man!I can't hit you but you can hit me! Not fair!" Spoiler gripes.

Ultra Boy and Slobo were busy usin' their super strength against each other and constantly braggin' About how tough they are.

Mon-El Was beatin' down Vincent While Iron Lad Flew towards B5 " I don't know much about this Universe or time, but I do Know Brainac=Villain."

" I don't have time for some boy in primitive armor, he pushes a button on his belt and Iron Lad goes flying the other way. " Now the Blue haired saiyan Lantern ... Something familiar about her.

Cosmic Boy as too busy teying to crush Vella wih his Magnetic powers. " Green lanterns aren't allowed in the United Planets missie. Do you know how many laws you're breaking by just bein here?"

" Missie? You don't look much older than me. Whatever pal Galick Gun!"

The blast misses Cosmic Boy Who blunders in to Agreen trap. Meanwhile Brainac Five Controls Stark Jr. Making him go after Spoiler. “This is because I won't sleep with you isn't it ?" Steph jokes while hitting Phanom girl with some gas from a pellet in her belt. While the legionnaire is coughin' Stephanie knocked her out.

“Ha! I knew you had to stay solid when your distracted. Now Anthony quit zapping at me with the damn repulsors!"

“I can't help it I'm not controlling the armor!" Stark yells.

Then knocks out Cass. Setting Vince off He kicks Mon In the balls and goes After Karate Kid but the weirdest freakin’ thing happens, a saiyan dressed like a ninja, just pops up in between KK and Vince He bows to Vince and several more appear protecting Batgirl.

B5 shouts “I knew it! Cosmic Boy Stop fighting with the saiyan Girl unless you want to start an interplanetary war with the Saiyan Empire!"

An explosion rips through my house an the freakin’ Prince of Saiyan Comes in through the door. " My cousins like to sneak in to place and surprise their victims If you hadn't knocked out their grand mother well in some of their cases great grandmother, and great great Grand mother. And so and so on well they wouldn't have just popped up like that."

Cosmic Boy gets in to the Prince's face. " What are you and your cousins doing here?"

" Not just us but, The Saiyan Army as well you see these youths are under our protection. Though I never did get mother's infatuation for Thawne. The Reverse Flash is under our protection too and also you get the Queen's word that he didn't kill Bart Allen."

“How does she know?" XS protests.

“Because she was there on the day in question my Mother and Thawne were helping someone she calls "Vic" with some investigation turns out the reason there are more red Skittles than other colors was because it was part of some code. Well that what Vic said from my mother's description of him he was quite insane. "

Wait a sec I went on that waste of time with The Question but that means that the Queen of Saiyans is Vella, no way how the Hell did she live a thousand years? I know saiyans aren't supposed to age, but seriously there's no way.

Cass wakes up And looks at two of the so called "Children of Cain" "Barbara? Bruce? how?" She mumbles.

" Cass It can't be them...Well I guess it could since my Gramps was supposed to be about 800." Vince Says looking at them . "Well their energy does feel t like them? Wow. Am I still alive now?"

The two ninjas just make a gesture at Cassandra that she returns. " It's them."

" I'm sorry to break up this family reunion Uncle Vincent, and Aunt Cassandra, But you need to go back to your own time and please don't come back. Especially you Thawne. Since I have to deal with you enough as an adult constantly traveling into the present sniffing around my mother."

Oh And um Vella ? My mother has a message for you, the Guardians aren't always right follow your heart and don't believe what they say about Aunt Justice."
So we end up goin' back home So freakin' glad to not be any where near the Legion Of Superheroes. How did hey get the whole thing about Bart's death so wrong/

What else from history could be wrong? Could like Vella's crazy neice really not be such a planet conquering Psycho in the future? Nah I seen Justice's eyes she's nuttier than a fruit cake.

I Over heard Step and Cass as I settled in for a night of watching dumb ass television. " Did you see how much that Future Saiyan Prince looked like Jason?" Steph gagged. " I mean the thought of Jason making offspring scares me greatly."

Cass sort of grins. " Yes I noticed. "

Ugh! I'm going to run outta here I don't wanna hear that.

Before I leave I hear "Hey Thad wanna race ?"

“Eh? Sure why not Vel." I grin. In a few seconds we end up in Tokyo. And she was lookin' around all scared. " I hope there aren't treally things with tentacles running around. There is no way I'm letting them do tuff to me. "

Im laugh at that. Then she sstares at me " Inertiawhy didn't you want to help Van-El?"

I look down " It don't matter no more. Didja love the guy?"

I don't know, We didn't know each other long enough, I'm still sad he's gone, And can't come back. but still... Thad you know it wouldn't work between us it would interfere with the team. UM... Well Cass and Vince... Yeah they..."

" Hey don't fret Hon. I'm good. I say to her kind of glad she doesn't know the whole body language thing Like Batgirl.

" So you're not going to turn on everyone are you? "

“Nope."

She hugs me. " Good the Guardians have called me in so I nay be gone for a while, tell everyone I'll miss them, Hey maybe some time in space will help me get over the grief you know I won't have constant reminders of Van evreywhere. Well see ya!"

I watch her go I've said it before and ill say it again, I hate ta see her leave , but I love watchin' her go. Oh Well I still got the blind date that Vince set me up on unless it's with Freakin' Justice again, then I'm gonna hurt that blockhead.

Its weird why the Hell did Prince Jason Todd look a like call me Reverse Flash? For a second i see this dude Lookin' at me grinnin. then he runs off

Okaaay that was werid I chased him and somehow couldn't find the guy. Freakin' weirdo.

Vince: To the future

2008-02-21T22:18:00.001-08:00

Heroslayer attacked us. The whole team is the worst for it Especially Vella since her boyfriend sacrificed himself fighting the dude.

I walk into the bathroom and Cass is nursing her wounds.

“Cass you okay?"

“I’ve had worse.”She smiles. “How’s Vella?"

“About how you would expect.” I Sigh. “She won't stop going from fits of anger to fits of crying. She wants to gut ‘Slayer like a pig. Which for her is bad since she’s well you know?"

"Not a killer." Cass Says She then looks at me "What's that?"

“Earring, my parents hate it. I don't care." I shrug.

Puts her fingers on it. “Cute."

We're interrupted by a "Ahem!"

I growl “Thad! Dude will you stop with the C-blocking?"

“Great Vince you're becomin' more and more of a cliché every day. Hey ya don't need the Cosmic Treadmill anymore do ya?"

Vella runs up and grabs Inertia into a bear hug. “That’s it! It's perfect we can use you're machine to fix the Clone Degeneration when we wish back Van!"

I snort. “If the Dragon goes for that."

Vella gets up in my face. “You just don't want him coming back! Cmon Thad Let's go To your time I can use my ring, and you can use that treadmill. Oh and Anthony should too to make sure the computer work."

Thaddeus shakes his head. " As much as I like bein' hugged by ya know he's dead unless ya wanna drag his body to test out this theory, and well Match's Bizzaro thing is a lot different than what Van was goin' through."

Vella smiles “We don't need his body just some blood. Unfortunately Heroslayer left a lot of that around."

Spoiler walks by "Uh? Why is everyone gathered in the bathroom?"

So We all decide to go into the future Vella carries the rest of us in green bubble while she follows Thad on this thing that looks like well a treadmill that's actually traveling through time by him running on it. Me Vel and Anthony will have to get a look at this thing.

But I bet it the fact it works has something to do with the Speed Force. I Swear I see a couple of people in bright costumes in a bubble thing, and Mirai fly by, weird.
After this sonic boom I find my self in what looks like a weird lab. Inertia Grunts. "Home sweet home. We can't stay here long."

Me, Vell, And Anthony start working on the computer called "Craydyll" This thing is more advanced than anything we've ever seen It's fascinating. Well When Sopoiker or Slobo don't bitch about being bored, or Inertia doesn't bother me about the girl we're going to fix him up with.
“Look she's a clone like you, now hush!" After it analyses Van's DNA the computer announces. “Cloning procedures were insufficient to create viable clone ... no way to save subject.”

Vella starts crying again. I put my hand on her shoulder when this voice, shouts from outside." Thaddeus Thawne! We know you're in there! You are under arrest for the murder of Bart Allen!"

We all stare at him “You didn't? Did You?" Spoiler asks.

Before he can answer all these people in costumes smash in. “Surrender Inertia! You and your accomplices. Or face the Legion of Superheroes."

Thad spits. "Sprokin' Legion. I knew it!"

Crap. What did we get ourselves into?

Batgirl: Finding Inertia

2008-02-14T08:36:00.000-08:00

Poor Vella... her boyfriend... is dying...And it doesn't eem like anyone can... um do anything. Though... I was kind of hoping… her and Jason... Would do more... than sleep together. She... makes him not so mad.

Though Vince gets weird about his sister and my brother being together. before we all left... I had a surprise for Vincent... But I couldn't let anyone else... see it.

"Cass?" he asks." Why did we have to hide exchange Valentines?"

“I’m leading... I can't seem weak." I…say.

“Looks like Bats has been talking to you." he sighs. “So you can't show you're human around people now?"

I put on my mask. "Ironlad won't... um take orders. He wants to lead. I can't... look weak. Let's go."

Stephanie took us to some kind of...um club where she thinks Inertia can be at.

“This is a villains club for like the teen age ones. And on Valentines day rumour has it they have orgies and stuff. I hope they aren't doing that now. I would be scarred for the rest of my life if I saw Inertia doing it ugh!"

“Um... What's an orgy?" I whisper to Steph.

“Something you don't need to know about, you've got a nice boyfriend so don't worry about it."

I hate... when people try to hide stuff from me. I'll find.. out.. Anyway... I'm not three.

Stark... interuppts my thoughts. "Hey fearless leader. How do we go about this?"

I look into the window... yes Inertia is there. And a lot of badguys. " Vince... Um Use that Solar Flare thing.... Stark blast them with that sound thing... um ..."

“Sonic blasters? No prob.”

"Slobo... Take down anyone that gets up."

" Steph Watch... my back. Inertia’s mine."

They did as... I asked, and only a few bad guys got up to fight us, after the shock. Match... Attacked Vincent.

“Oh boy my favorite hobby beating Superboys." Vince smiles.

Slobo was throwing… A bunch of guys to the ground. Stark Was fighting some kid in armor. Vella was attacked by Sun Girl. " Why do you always come after me?" Vella asks.

“If you don't know by now, Bimbo I'm not going to tell you." Sun Girl shouts before she goes into a green bubble. That she can't get out of. Vell also creates a bunch.. of green people to fight the other bad guys…

Spoiler... Fought Enigma. " Why would someone want to be the dress up like the Riddler? I don't get it." Steph asks.

“This is rich coming from someone that denies her heritage as Cluemaster's daughter." Enigma ... um shoots back.

“My dad sucks!" Steph shouts.

Our team was winnng Until Casssie Sandsmark knocked down Vincent. " Stay away from my man Match!"

" What Your man? I thought you were with Kon-El?"

" HAHAHAHAHAH!" Match grins. “The Agenda created my perfect mate, in return for a few favors. They even got a god to empower her. "

“Great another clone."Vincent mumbles.

Vella kicks her. “I got your back Bro, just beat up Match."

The "Wondergirl smiles.” Bet you won't fight me without that ring, coward."

"That's a bet you'll lose dirty girl." Vella ...replies.

I find Inertia... Who is speeding around me. " All the body reading in the world won't help you when I take you down with my speed."

“Why... Haven’t you? Going soft... Thad?"

he comes at me. And I take out the device Robin Gave me .. some thing that ... turns off his Speed Force leaving him stuck." Now that you'll stay still." I slap him.

" Ow! Dammit! You Bat Kids never play fair I can't move!"

" Thad .. Why can't you help.. us save Van? Why did you do his?"

"C'mon miss body language reader you know good and well."

" Thad... you need to move on... If you... come back I’ll introduce you.. to this friend.. Of Vince's at Xavier's school."

" It's not just that Cass, Some things are just meant to happen, Van is meant to die. Time travel can't change it. If you do change it something else will happen to kill him."

He's not lying... but how does he know this? “He’s a living... person Thad... We have to try."

" Yeah But She'd likely end up with Jason if he did die." He smiles.

I slap him on the head. "We don't think like that... I know you want to change. Do this.. For us.. And you're back on the team. "

" Really? Why?"

I shrug. " I needed a second chance... once."

He rolls his eyes “Fine unstick and let me have the Speed Force back." I push a button and he knocks out the last of the bad guys in a second... Vel The rest of my team had beaten who they fought, and the police where coming so they'd ll go to jail we did our job. And got Inertia back.

When we get back home .. Stark yells at me" You that that criminal back on the Team? What are you nuts?"

“Talk to me when you're not dating... a killer robot." I say.

Inertia tells us. “Us Flashes can just vibrate to go to other dimensions but to travel in time we need the Cosmic Treadmill. Lucky I have one in my room. Just get Van-El and we'll go."

Vlla is talking on a phone. "Happy Valentine's see you later Jay." She still likes ... Jason. Good. “Okay! Let's go through time. "

“We can't stay long ... I'm kind of wanted there." Thad... explains.

"Why am I not surprised?" Spoiler jokes.

" You fools aren't going anywhere but the Grave!" A Voice... Says from the hall.

" "Heroslayer?" Vince ... um questions. “He’s dead."

“Don’t make me bring out that old Mark Twain quote! But don't worry you fools will all be dead soon enough."

Ironboy:Vella's boyfrind is dying well one of 'em.

2008-02-07T19:06:00.000-08:00

So I think I've finally updated my armor enough to actually compete with Iron Man, though he still has the whole Extremis thing going for him though. Well 'I've been spending my time with this and trying to help my cybernetic girlfriend make her good side dominant over her evil side, I really haven't been seeing what the rest of my teammates has been up to.

I was surprised that Vella comes in with some dude that looks just like Superboy, I heard that there was reports of a new team member but I thought it was Slo-Bo or Something but Kon-El?

Turns out after a hasty explanation that she was dating this dude that was a second Superboy clone not Kon. Not a new team member what the Hell happened with Red hood I don't know. She babbled about this fight with Match and how that started him bleeding, also He's apprently dying.

“Okay Vel. We'll put him in the Med-Scanner, and see what we can find out. "

It's weird I thought I'd be jealous of her dating some other dude but I'm not, I think it was just lust really have any kind of relationship. Meh I wonder if saiyans give off strong pheremones or if we're all living together just makes these sort of things happen.

Opps. Gotta pay attention to the readings here. " Well It seems Match was right. He'degenerating."

“I don't get why." Vella rubs her chin. “Conner is okay so it can't be that Krytonian, and human DNA are incompatible."

I sigh. “Well Conner was created by a genius. Maybe who ever made this guy isn’t On Lex Luthor's level. The problem DNA and cloning isn't my specialty, so I really can't help you. "

“Maybe my mom can, but still I wish I knew how Match was fixed."

For a second I thought I saw Inertia staring at us. Well now I have a hunch. I I go into the cave that's on the outside of the property. “I... Thought I told you not to come in here... Stark."

“Hey Cassandra, nice to see you too. Hey can you help me with something?"

“You... Think I'm not good enough to lead... us."

“Look it's Vella you know your possible future sister in law."

“Okay what?"

After I explained the whole thing to her I never did actually see her in the cave that girl is good at hiding. I only saw her in the house later on asking “Inertia ...do you know how Match ... got back to normal?"

"No" he responds shakily.

“Liar." Cass sneers.

Vella runs out and I guess she heard the commotion. " Did you do that somehow? Hey maybe you can use what you did to fix Van!"

“No way! Forget it!" And with that He's gone in a flash... forgive the pun. Looks like we’ll have to catch Inertia now. Good I get to test out my new weapons.

Vella : Bah!

2008-01-28T17:16:00.000-08:00

The GL Corps called me into space. Part of me is glad of that. I mean This whole dating thing is confusing me, I do what my instincts tell me, and Spoiler says, I shouldn't have. And now people are telling me I should just pick one.

I dunno, SBC ( The clone of Kon) is so sweet, and nice. While Jason is wow, evrey thing a saiyaness could want except the power level, and considering my Mom's power level my Dad didn't really care about that. Meh. I'm young especially by Saiyan standards who say's I have to find "The one" right now as my twin brother tends to think he has, Well I have to say my future nephew, and niece seem to bear that out .

And Bra's getting more annoying than usual. She wants to make me over. She says all the alterations on my GL costume are ugly. Really is the final result that bad?

So I was glad to help out another Gl in space. Though this one was a jerk, saying I didn't pay my dues, and I shouldn't be out of the training program yet. What was worse he kept calling me "monkey". I'm getting sick of hearing that word.

We fought these weird salt shakers looking things called Daleks. I mostly used my saiyan powers, But I finally had to use up the ring, and I’m not really sure what all happened I meant these robot guys called Cybermen showed up then this weird English guy.

He kept acting like we met before. I swore after the fight was over he vanished in a blue box. Maybe I'm just tired. After it was all over the other GL Started calling me a monkey again.

“Hey! Shut up!" I yell “You’re a duck!"

"And you're a disgrace to that uniform. Do you know how many Lanterns Vegeta killed? How many planets he wiped of their populations? And now his daughter wears our symbol? That's wrong!"

“Daddy paid for that! He died and went to Hell twice!"

The duck man sneers. “Yet he's alive again, but most people he killed are still dead!"

“And what has that have to do with me?" I ask.

“We don't need another traitor Like Jordan, or Rayner!"

I wanted to beat him or blast him or something, but I just hit him on the head with an anvil construct seemed appropriate. He just has a headache, but I know I'm going to hear about this later.

But I don't care I'm going to back to Earth and get some sleep, When these two Guardians dressed in blue. “Hello Vella."

" Hey! I smile. What is this Am I in trouble? I mean the duck guy was a jerk. "

" No. We came to ask since you have the ability to feel much hope if you'd like to quit the Geen Lantern Corps. To join the Blue Lantern Corps. "

My ring is pretty low on power; I stare at the Blue ring in the Guardian's hand for a second. I think about it, shrug, and say “No."

“May I ask why not?" The girl guardian asks. Man! She's creepy.

“Uh well green's my favorite color!" I laugh.

As I say goodbye I fly back to Earth, and try to get home before my ring runs out of power. A freaking pimp in space appears. Don't ask me how.

“Hey baybee! Let me get a look at ya!"

“Uh don't make me call in back up pal." I sneer.

“Don’t be like that you’re about to get in ground floor of something great the Pink Lantern Corps."

“Pink Lantern?" I ask.

He looks me up and down makes feel sick to my stomach. “Yeah and you would be perfect."

I start laughing. “No freaking way! What do I like a moron? I can guess what emotions that ring works on, especially since the Guardian is a goofy space pimp! “I fly passed him, and get home without anyone else trying to recruit me.

After entering the atmosphere my ring runs out so I have top fly Legacy HQ under my own power. I was too tired to make it to Capsule Corp. After getting sleep. Spoiler wakes me up. “Well now you've done it.”

“What did I do?" I yawn.

" Superboy number 2, and Jason got into a fight over you!" She yells.

" Tch. Boys." I growl.

“And Pan too." She grimaces.

" Tch. Stalkers!"I respond.

Well I guess I have to get a way for everyone to get along, well that, and figure out how to get Pan to leave me alone. I don't want to hurt her feelings. I'm just not interested.

Spoiler: Attack of the Wondergirl

2008-01-22T19:26:00.000-08:00

Some rumor monger has been going around saying Robin has been with some chick named Violet, Me I don't believe it If it was Conner Kent, Yeah I'd believe it, But not Tim Drake.

You know some time back Inertia was babbling about a Violet. I really wish he would quit trying to tell us our futures. Last night we all got woke up by Vincent beating up the clone of Superboy. Damn nobody told him about that he must think Kon is mackin' on his twin sister.

We all had to drag him off of Cloney before he killed him. After he calmed down i asked “You’re not going to bring your dad into this are you?"

“No" he groans. “Dad would kill him and likely Jason Todd too. Then Mom would make us live in Capsule Corp full time. I like my couple of nights a week with Cass. I guess I just have to accept Vella's choices, though why she can't make a choice between those two dudes is beyond me. "

I pat him on the shoulder," Not every one finds the right one immediately like you did. Just cut her some slack alright?"

It takes forever to get my daughter Gwen back to sleep, and I am so zoned out in school it's ridiculous. Stupid saiyans and their stupid yelling keeping me up at night.

Well when I finally get home. I take a nap, and wake up to the TV being on And some idiot running for mayor West City calling us all kinds of names, What sucks is I think I'm the only one hear so the whole team can't defend our names, Batgirl was calle in Babs to Baby-sit Misfit, poor poor Cass.

She drove me crazy last time I had to do it always yelling “Dark Vengeance!" Anyway Vincent is in New York doing some kind of school project at Xavier's. Who knows what Inertia is up to, Stark is to busy fiddling with his armor to care the GLC called Vella into space, and Slobo is spending the day with Empress.

I turn off the tube and remember something, Dumbass Conner walked in on me in the shower, there’s only one way to make that right I have to do the same to him. Well since the Teen Titans are crashing at the Big Bad Bat's place that can be arranged.

I've been avoiding Gotham ever since Black Mask, but since no one's mentioned it, and Batman is on some kind of vacation I guess I'm off the hook. Well any way I use the teleporter , and ask Alfred if Conner is there, he's supposedly in some room.

I sneak in and yes here the shower running I walk into the bathroom. And announce. “Okay jerk don't take this the wrong way but this'll even things between us!"

I open the shower curtain, and dammit Wondergirl! Gah! Damn this is how Slash fictions start ew!

She glares at me “Spoiler? What are you crazy?"

“No. You were supposed to be Conner." Oops wrong thing to say, Poor Girl gets cheaed on all the time By Conner before I try to explain she screams

Next thing I know she throws things at me including the sink. Good thing I sepend my nights jumping off buildings, and dodging weird gimmick weapons because I was able to escape the things being thrown at, me.

I jumped into the teleporter and hide in Cass' cave for about an hour, No Blonde amazon coming for my blood yet maybe I should just lay low for a while.

Inertia: Messin' with Vincent.

2008-01-16T16:47:00.000-08:00

Man Spoiler didn't freak out when all her underwear went missin'. Too Bad I wouldn't to see drama. Though oddly it wasn't me that took 'em.It was...

Vella's lil' knockoff Superboy. I mean really why clone another one Match was enough Oh and speakin' of Match I found out somethin' in my time that'll fix up his clone degeneration. Hey us clones must stick together, well evil counterpart clones anyway.

Not sucky girl stealin' that look and act exactly like the person they were cloned after . We don't need two sprokin' Superdorks.Man Why couldn't Vella have discovered her likin' of boys with me instead of that freak or Jason sprokin' Todd, and whatever the hell he's callin' himself this week.

Meh. Whatever. So I was checkin' out this Playboy. Awesome Wonder Woman.

That's not Wonder Woman, Thad just some girl that is cosplaying as her. “Vincent says. Yeah thanks a lot ya Saiyan.

"Ya think?" I roll my eyes. " Yup ya sure are a genius, but who do ya think will be next to show it off? For real I mean . Playhero stays in publication bud. Maybe Batgirl ?"

He starts laughing. " Yeah right. No way Cass is going to do that ."

“Uh Huh. Ya mean the way she wouldn't walk around here naked. Oh wait I can tell ya where all the scars are on ‘er. "

He growls. “One she wasn't raised normally. Two that was Dionysus' doing. We were all acting more animal like. "

“Oh yeah?" I grin. “Look behind ya."

Then Vince gets all mad and they start arguing about her towel adventure. I just sat back and watched as they argued. Finally Vincent wanders off grumbling. “I will not have losers touching themselves to pictures of my girl!"

Heh! You're too late pal. Though most of them are photoshopped. I wonder if I should tell him that his daughter actually does pose? Nah. Let him find that out himself in a couple O’ decades. So they finally storm out, and I get the living room to my self. I turn on the TV. Some mayoral candidate. Is on the tube.

“Legacy they call themselves. Yes they are a Legacy, a Legacy of sexual deviants, Supevillians, children of an alien maniac, and disgraced sidekicks. If I'm elected I will run these monsters out of town, and replace them with upstanding, registered super heores."

Ugh! This is gonna be trouble.

Spoiler: Consequnces for my actions

2008-01-12T22:26:00.000-08:00

Cass, and her "husband" Come on we all know he's going to be that one day I'll just have to get an ugly bride's maid dress. is back and I'm glad because I'm not leader material. I'm more snarky sidekick material. I also know that Inertia hid all of my underwear, weirdo. Ugh! I hate going commando in costume.

I'll get my revenge on that speedy weirdo, I swear it!Sigh that is if I still have my freedom. You see I went along with Jason Todd, and I shot Black Mask.

I don't feel sorry about it that girl torturing bastard deserved it. He murdered me the most excruciating way possible, and I'm glad he's back in Hell. It wasn't just simple revenge. It was self defense too, if he ever got a hold of me again. He would have done the same damn thing to me again.

But I know what's going to happen when Batman finds out. I'm going to prison. Of course Jason Todd gets run around decapitating people, sneaking into Titans Tower to beat up Tim, and just really making an ass of himself. And Bats still lets him run free. Well he did until he registered. Now he's a psycho with a license to kill.

Me? I'll Just get thrown in jail , even though I was a better Robin than he was.Heck I think Ace the Bathound would do a better job than he did. But Batman has never actually been all that nice to me.

I still suspect he only let me be Robin to get Tim back. And there goes that I mean the Boy Wonder is going to dump me for sure for being a murdering nut bag, though I'd likely never do it again. Well unless I have no other choice, I'm not dying that way again.

And how about my teammates what are they going to think? Vincent and Batgirl have both killed though they both carry a huge guilt complex over it; Slobo has to have since he's a part of Lobo. Inertia I can see crossing the line; for the Hell of it.

But Vella and Iron Lad are so against it they'd likely turn me in. I have to make sure Gwen is taken care of. I know neither Batman or Robin are just going to let me go free, I guess I might as well enjoy the freedom I have left.

Vince: She won't betray will she?

2008-01-08T13:12:00.000-08:00

My trust has been seriously shaken. I was attacked by an Alternate Universe version of Cass. Also because of my assuming who the enemy was there, I ended up screwing up in some game between the cosmic entity The Grandmaster, and Mephisto who is basically the devil. So now it's possible that Hell will be brought to Earth. Because of me just have hope my siblings, or Father will all win their fights.

Cass, seems to be able to sense my uneasyiness around her now ,though it wasn't the same one that messed me up.

Our Vacation has really been screwed up by this. Well that and the place Vampirella sent us to had a little monster living in the closet,It attacked an already peturbed Cassandra who beat the thing mercilessly.

The owner of the place screams at us. “What is wrong with you? How could you hurt my poor luvy wumpkins? All she wants to do is kill and eat young nubile women is that so wrong?"

“Yes." I answer.

“Get out!"

So this is our last day here. Not that it wouldn't have been anyway, since you know I have to go back to school sometime. We end up sitting on the beach Cassandra being silent doodling in the sand until finally she speaks. “What’s...? Wrong with you?"

“Nothing" I try to deflect the subject.

“Liar. You're looking at me like the others After... I was drugged. That hurts. I thought... you would never look at me like that."

" So they were all right. You can't be happy with me. " I sigh. She then punches me in the jaw. " Feel better?"

" No. Now my hand hurts. I was happy with you... Until now. What did I do?"

" Well you um sort of beat me up after I had a rough fight with a guy nearly as strong as me and endangered the Earth."

She gives this weird look. “No I didn't."

" Well it was you, but not you. You went with me and my family to get the Dragonballs right? Well it was you from an alternate universe. "

She sighs. “I hate those. But it wasn't me...Real me. I wouldn't do that... I love you."

" Yeah out of curiosity Babs Gordon doesn't have hidden cameras where she watch people do it does she?"

"No." Cass gives me a shocked look and a hand gesture that means "Sick " In our little sign language we came up with. Sometimes she just doesn't want to talk. It's hard on her. I guess.

“Yeah well then this demon guy pops up and says you're going to betray someday because of the whole thing with Azreal, and C..."

“Do not say ... that name." She gets all mad. " I wouldn't betray you... you are... one of the few people... I trust with my life. I thought... We weren’t going to um... Mention the Azreal... And dumb saiyan girl... thing again."

“Yeah well brushing it under the rug and pretending it didn't happen isn't going to help anything." I shake my head.

" Why... Not? you didn't sleep with her... If you did... Then I'd be mad... But... you didn't... trust me with Azreal... that made me angry."

I sigh again. " Well everyone and their mother was telling me I shouldn't be the one you was with, that you were destined to be with either Robin, Superboy, Arsenal, Jason Todd, Connor Hawke, Spoiler..."

" Spoiler?" She then makes puts her finger in her mouth and makes gagging. sounds. " Gross."

" Yeah that one's a bit off, since neither of you are lesbians, but hey I can't help what people tell me. "

" I chose you." She mutters.

" Huh? Is that a Pokemon reference?"

She makes some kind of noise." No stupid. Out of all the boys I could be with... You're my choice... And these...people think... I'm too dumb... or too um I... Um infat... Infatuated?... Yes that's the word... To know who I should ... fall for. They're wrong... And can't make my um... decisions for me. I don't care what people think. You shouldn't either."

I hug her. “I’m sorry Cass for everything."

She gets a wicked smile on her face. “If you... do it again... I’ll... Tell Batman. Can we go home now? I miss our friends. "

“Yeah baby we can go home."

I would like to say our trip back to West city was uneventful, but um we got in a fake sword fight with each other in a toy store, With her yelling Batman's " I am the Night! " And me saying Mirai's " You're about to face a real super saiyan!"

We broke some displays and well we can never go there again oops.

Slobo:Spoiler got fraggin' lucky

2008-01-01T21:10:00.000-08:00

Well What can I say? Anita talked me into takin' Superbrat's place in the Teen titans a while back. She was sayin’ “You can't just sit around on your ass eating potato chips Mon."

And ya know what it wuz kind of fun, and a little nostalgic bein' back with some the Young Justice members. Though many of them changed poor Wonder girl And Robin seem to have lost a little sanity.

Bart was the same kid with a girlfriend now. Then he died. What I saw of Kon. Well he's kinda the same Though now he seems to be maskin' the knowledge of his own mortality by actin' stupider than usual. Now there's two of them O' the fraggin' humanity.

So I got a taste for it again after my short Titan stint. And I went into this team Legacy Thing maybe we should the name but whatever, looks like the recruitment thing was part of a lovers spat between batgirl And the Half saiyan Boy.

Now that just fraggin' weirds me out. I know I only saw Batgirl a couple of times sure, but she was always stand offish, and not very talkative Now I walk into a room, And there's a chance I get to see a Saiyan/Human nature special goin' on.

Man I did not want to know anything about saiyan matin' unfortunately now I do . And if I wasn't afraid of dyin' I would try to stab the knowledge outta my brain. That And I don't get why But there's somethin' familiar About this Vincent guy, probably some lingering memory I got from Lobo.

His sister is nice maybe a little too nice to be goin' on dates with a clone of Superboy.

Ironlad is Iron Man with more hormones and that fraggin' scares me.

Inertia, Is like an Evil Bart that wants to see Raven naked.

Now Poor Spoiler She Just got the leadership role while the young Bat's away. She just kept sitting there mumbling “please don't let there be any bad guys , please don't let there be any trouble. " And then an alarm goes off. "Shit!"

Lucky for her it was like the worst Supervillian the world has ever know well besides that guy who could turn into ice cream.

"Beware the power of the Great Saiyaman's Arch Nemesis ! The Lecherous Lemur!"

We all started laughing.

“Arch nemesis! You’re a joke!” Spoiler laughs.

“Uncle Gohan told me stories of you.” Vella snickers. "They were all pretty funny.

“Fools Saiyaman Is hiding from me! But I shall get my revenge by defeating his beloved students! With my lemur ray yes you will be my lemur headed servants! A big gun is dragged along by skinny henchmen.

“Iron Lad, Vella! Get to that ray and deactivate it!" Spoiler shouts. " Whoa where did that come from?"

" Hey Spoil girl What about us?" Inertia growls.

" Get those guns away from the henchmen, Slobo back up the tech heads, make sure they don't get ambushed from behind."

After a green blur all the henchmen are Weaponless I fought the lame guys that musta flunked out of Taskmaster's cannon fodder school. Until Vella announces "There's no danger!"

“You mean you deactivated it?" Spoiler asks.

“No she means there's no danger, and never was." Iron Lad confirms. "This things a big clock radio.”

The Lemur protests. “No! I am a genius! My weapon would have destroyed you!"

The golden armored boy pushes a button on it. "I'm bringing Sexy Back!" Comes from the gun.

All the onlookers chuckle. " No!" Protests the Lemur. " It's a trick! They Re wired it!"

“A transformation ray into a radio That would take me a least a couple of hours." Vella smiles.

“Okay Lemur Loser. Give it up before you get hurt you need to go back to jail now, though I'm not really sure what you've done but I'm sure you broke the law somewhere. "

“No! I will not be outsmarted by an eggplant Moon Knight with Boobs!" Oh Frag It looks he pissed off Spoiler.

“What did you call me? Oh it's on now!"

The Bastich had no real power, he just looked like a lemur, and could jump a bit , and maybe pick up a soda can So the outcome of this fight was kind of one sided, and sad.

We get back to base, and Vella sniffs the air, seems she likes the scent , then acts like she snaps outta trance. “I got go see you later."

“Not the kind of reaction I was hoping for there." A guy dressed like an evil loilipop says comin' out of a dark corner.

“Hey punk Vella has moved on! Let her be!" Spoiler Shouts.

“Oh soap opera I fraggin' love it." I grin.

Lollipop Man Shakes his head " Not here for Vella, and if she's moved on why do I know what her tongue tastes like? No. I'm here to see you."

" Eeew! No way in Hell Jason."

“Not what I meant. Any woman that'd find Tim attractive isn't for me. No Black Mask is alive, I just want know if you want to get a little bit of revenge."

She gets an angry look on her face. “Yeah let's go this had batter not be a trick Jay."

"Believe me it's not."

Well this team is gettin' interesting.

Vella: Wow a late Christmas Present!

2007-12-28T23:25:00.000-08:00

Spoiler had bought me a sundae, And Aksed " Do you know why I asked you here?"

My Eyes went wide “Dear God please! Don't hit on me!"

Steph looked like she was trying to hold her lunch down a moment. “What? Vella! I'm dating Tim where would you get an idea like that?"

I breathe a sigh of relief. “Whew! Well Pan has been bothering me lately..."

“Huh? But your not..."

"Nope.”

"Since when is she?"

“Beats me."

"Well she's either wasting her time or messing with your head for some reason."

I think about it. "Maybe it's some psych out thing before the next tournament? We Vegetas have a rivalry with the Sons you know. "

“Yet your like best friends with them all our sister married one.” Spoiler points out.

“I know but still... It's complicated, my dad and Goku's battle seemed to go to us I guess. So why did you ask me here?"

" Okay I talked to Robin the other day, and he thinks I should have someone who would threaten to beat up the others if they don't follow my orders Before Cass comes back, and after your mind control romp you scared me Vel I thought it should be you. I don't have the dark and scary thing going for me that Cassandra does. Nor do I have Vincent backing me up."

" So you want me to be you back up? Okay." I give my best mean face.

Spoiler sighs. “You look like a mad bunny. It only seems to work when your actually angry. Maybe you should take some intimidation lessons from Jason?"

I groan at the mention of his name. “What’s wrong?" she asks.

“It’s just I dunno, he doesn't like me, In fact any guy I get interested in doesn’t like me. Rayan was all in love with Justice. The less said about Talon the better. I had a crush on Conner, but there is no way I'm going to try and get between him and Wondergirl. She's suffered enough. Maybe I should become a nun? "

“Are you Catholic?"

"No."

“Then you can't be a nun."

I start staring at my drink when someone shouts " Stephanie Brown!" You’re alive! I look up its Kon.

“ Kon-El your a master of the obvious" She jokes.

“Does Tim know? This is great!"

“Um yes, Kon? Have you been on stupid juice?"

He looks at me. “Bra? What happened to you?"

“This isn’t Bra dumb ass! It's her younger sister."

“Oh wow I didn't know, Bra had a younger sister. I can see why though vegeta must have been hiding you somewhere your pretty hot."

I started giggling I can't help it.

Spoiler grabs Kon. And whispers. “Conner are you feeling okay? You've known Vella ever since you've been back from the dead. "

" But I just came back from the dead yesterday." Then his eyes go all white " Ah ha! Telescopic Vision has found Tim And Cassie I'll go tell them I'm back They'll be so happy!"

He flies off. " What the? Vella follow him And make me aring something or other to follow with I want to see what's going on , And I'm going to call Conner, I mean the other Conner, Unless this all some stupid practial joke , then I'm gonna put some Kryptonite in an uncomfortable place. "

When we catch up to Conner Robin and Wondergirl are debating cloning Bart. Oh boy another Inertia, like the one we already have isn't pervy enough. When Kon Jumps up on them "Surprise I'm back."

" Not now Kon!" Tim growls when I feel the exact same Ki pop up.

" Yeah Not now because he ain't me. Match What the Hell is your game now?"

“Match? Dude your Match! What have you been takin' my place while I've dead You bastard!"

And the two start fighting. Is it bad I kinda liked that they tore each others shirts?

Then all of the sudden from like no where Superman pops up and stops the two from fighting. “Okay I want an explanation.”

" Project: Cadmus Just cloned me again, they figured out how Lex had created me without goin' all Bizzaro , and put my memories in the clone. They’ve been trying since I died to bring me back."

“Dude I've been back for like sometime now! I was wished back!"

" Pfft! That's stupid."

Superman Rolls his eyes . " Oh Rao! Two of him. Robin? Do you have any problem with seeing Raven and Miss Martian to confirm their stories? "

" None. But they're all at Wayne Manor until we find our home."

" Convenient. I'm sure Batman will want to check both Kons' DNA."

After we followed and the Titans did all the tests. They finally can I help with my ring and tech, Well it the tests come up like this. “They are both Young Conner, though one has changed from his experiences in being alive.” Raven announces.

Superman sighs " Looks like I'll have a talk with Project: Cadmus' Director. "

Robin Shakes his head “Two Conners . I've had nightmares like this."

Wondergirl smiles " I've dreamt about something like that myself."

" Ew!" Tim Answers.

“AW man!" I let out.

" Casandra looks over " What is it Vella? Something wrong?"

“Oh nothing I was just kinda hoping maybe I could have one of the Conners."

She gives me this odd look. Boy did that come out wrong.